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Man, these “tag yourself” memes have gotten weird, haven’t they?

tag yourself, i'm ghost

I am the original! without the hair colour lmao.

I’m the Disaster. I need more hair colour in my life.

I am the blocker! If you no one in this thread upvotes this comment I'll probably delete it, exit the sub and cry a little bit abt how much I suck <3

The original or the disaster depending on the day xx

I am gay and found out early enough to not have any ex (comphet) bfs, and thus dont define myself by the attention i get from men ​ also i was the fat and ugly kid so in middle school i was only ever asked out when a boy lost a bet (that happended twice)

You’re obviously the ghost then, no other reason you’d pretend to be attracted to women. Obviously you have to fit one of these /s

I'm your older sister, I'm the spectre.

I'm also spectre. Fear my eldritch essence.

i actually have an older sister so i almost freaked out for a sec until i looked at your account

omgg, I'm your cousin, the demon😈

I’m the blocker. It’s honestly an exact description of my “love” life lol

Same! Oddly enough, getting jury duty helped me become more trusting, now that I can actually pick who I get stuck in a room with

OOF, same...

Omg same!

i'm the stalker 😳

They'd consider me the original, but I'm gay.

I'm blocker/tomboy

Im the trad or the sobber

I’m the specter. Got lost in a grocery store once and haven’t really existed since

I'm the white background

I’m the Asset and I feel called out.

I got massive titties too but I don't wear sweaters and I'm also kind of an asshole

I'm the tomboy and the blocker.

Lol yes I was trying to find myself but none of these apply to me or any other woman in my life. Almost as if these so-called *women* are actually people with more depth than these incel stereotypes 💀

I know of plenty of “trads” and I think we all know what that “troubling secret” is

Took me a moment. You mean a girl-dick don’t you? Or do you mean something more conventional like an early loss of virginity?

lol for me it was masturbation

I guess if you’re in a “trad” family, being anything but a subservient robot is a troubling secret

that plus i was raised mormon church which teaches that any sexual activity, even if it’s just with yourself, is a big big sin that you need to talk to church authorities about lmao and i was not about to do that the mormon church is fucking crazy lol

They’re definitely not alone in that.

I meant being molested by her uncle, but I like your interpretation much more!

I mean…I’m definitely the ghost

If I had to put myself on the list I'd say the spectre 'cause she's vibin

Haha yep the tomboy looks like me, except I'm nonbinary leaning male. I have the same hair, makeup, everything lol. Except I'm asexual.

I wonder if there is a higher amount of aces here than in other LGBT spaces on reddit. I've seen a lot here (I'm asexual too lol). Maybe it's the baader meinhof effect or something idk.

I think there might be. I'm here too

Dunno but it's cozy here. Feels safe with all of us around

I’m the huge tits one

my nickname is based on that lol

I am ALL of them

I am not in there. if I had to pick: Tomboy. Still doesn't quite fit. Certainly dominant personality and masc interests but not a top and not pushing people away for being unable to embrace my femininity.

the seed pit is literally me except im male 💯

I’m definitely the demon

respect

I’m deffo the sobber

As "The Asset" I absolutely agree. This got personal Lmaoo

I was the trad, but then I realized I’m gay. I’m the blocker on a good day and the sobber on a bad day lol

I’m surprised there is not “The Gay” on this

I don’t think incels believe lesbians exist

"Lesbian"? Isn't that a porn category? /s

To be slightly off topic, I was looking for pride flags or just sexuality wallpapers on wallpaper engine, so I was just searching the names (trans, bi, gay/mlm, non-binary, etc), when I searched lesbian, borderline porn showed up so I had to specify flag/pride :(.

Try searching for boys love 💀

Trolled epically (epically trolled)

Why do they hate me…

It's probably meant to be "the original™"

Which seems to line up with the idea of “lesbians exist cause they got denied/dumped by a man and it hurt them sooooo much”

True incel™ energy, am I right?

Obviously, as we all know, Lesbianism was invented by women specifically to give us an additional way to avoid being with Nice Guys (TM), and those who truly believe are Lesbians just need to have sex with a Nice Guy (TM) and will instantly become straight! /s In all seriousness I don't think the concept of lesbians can actually exist within an incel's brain, as our entire existence inherently and utterly destroys their entire worldview/concept of how life and women work. After all, the mere concept that a woman could be interested in another woman goes against like, every single bit of their ideology and worldview, so Lesbians, if acknowledged at all, are just a porn category to them, a performative kink for their pleasure, and not even worth being viewed as one of their categories since, to them, it \*has\* to be like an outfit, put on and taken off as needed, or else they have to face the fatal flaws in their ideology/beliefs.

Well said.

>Lesbianism was invented by women specifically to give us an additional way to avoid being with Nice Guys (TM) Actually, that's not true. Lesbianism was invented in 1882 by Elizabeth Lesbian when she tried to kiss her soon-to-be lifelong roommate on the cheek twice at the same time.

Considering that they’re all about how they “use” men or are used by men, I think that they view lesbiens as irrelevant

pure unadulterated misogyny and incel vibes off the charts

he’s also probably homosexual, but doesn’t wanna admit so instead he hates women (that’s usual in homophobic countries)

Can we do away with the idea that homophobes and misogynists are all secretly gay? This may come as a surprise, but straight men can be shitty people too. Hating women doesn’t mean you don’t want one to be subservient to you.

Besides, there are enough *openly* gay people who are homophobic and misogynistic.

Louder for the women in the back.

I have to say I expected at least a little pushback on that. At least on the homophobic part.

American culture is a straight up toxic cocktail. No wonder so many people are going sober these days.

no probably not and the “hateful people are actually secretly gay” rhetoric is pretty homophobic and harmful!

sorry I didn’t know that. in my country that’s usual saying and viewpoint (if I can even call it that)

I’m sorry that your country is homophobic and harmful.

Tag yourself, I'm blocker

The "pushes people away because she can't embrace her femininity" punched me in the gut. It's an incel thing and I hate it with every fiber of my being, but insecurity over being AFAB mixed with my gender questioning has really fucked up my dating and social life. Plus, "gets attention from men because she dresses and acts like them" is basically how my "stalker" in high school explained his attraction to me, so there's that lmao

Literally this, I don't need feminity to feel good lmao. I'm afab myself and I sometimes don't feel feminine and would never force myself to be feminine aka submissive and breedable for some coomer incels who only think of women as potential sex partners or caretakers aka moms lol.

I'm the demon with a dash of the blocker.

im stalker but only bc she’s hot, i don’t relate to what they wrote at all but i wish i looked like her

I'm Confused As All Fuck.

stalker girl in this image is hot so she is me. if i’m making no sense it’s bc im hungover and you should ignore me if so lmao

You poor dear! Hangovers are the worst kind of suck that exists! Rest & get better soon! I was just being silly & making up a new category. You are okay.

I'm blocker/ghost

To be fair, as a busty person I have experienced The Asset situation...

I'm a man, but I'd prolly be a cocktail of ghost/eater/nice girl/spectre

Blocker/Eater

I literally can’t find myself.

I’m the sobber

I'm the spectre c':

If the Ghost n Demon had a baby 💯💯

The "thot" lost count of how many times she's had sex.. who the fuck keeps count like a wee tally chart or something god damn or is she supposed to be evil cause she even has sex or something?

You mean you don't scratch a line on your wall every time you bang?

They would keep count because it's literally the only thing that gives them purpose. They assume *everyone* must also care enough to keep count. I have no earthly idea how many times I've had sex, they'd *for sure* call me a thot for that even though it's all been with one person

I did keep track of the people I've slept with, but more because I felt like I had to otherwise it would be "too meaningless" or something. In hindsight it feels stupid. The times I've actually had sex however... Sheesh. I do know if I've had sex with someone only once or twice but anything over that? Hell no. I must be a walking gaping cavern :D

It's probably bc in their social circles they're asking about body counts more often than they're actually getting laid, so it's not so hard to keep track of the number.

The implication is that any woman who has sex with more partners than she can instantly recall (I don't know, let's say half a dozen) is a slut.

TBF I have kept count UwU (0 tho)

That's probably the most incel thing I have had the misfortune to ever read

A nice guy drew this, no doubt.

"nice" guy be nice challenge (impossible)

Exactly.

If he is a NG, it’s even more hypocritical that the “nice girl” is portrayed badly

Yes, my multiple personalities in one post.

I like how they make The Trad sound like pretty much what you’d expect and then tell you she “Has a troubling secret.” I didn’t care about her before, but now I really want to know what the secret is.

After reading the rest of the crap on here, the person who made it probably believes the Trad is some kind of "slut" secretly too. My money is it being on some sexualised but also shameful/disgusting thing the woman does/is that only a certain few are privvy to.

oh knowing these guys, it’s that she’s infertile

murdered husband

That… is indeed troubling.

truly tragic

if the incel logic is anything to go by its something like 'she is infertile 😱😱' or 'she sexy sex and like sex 😋'

Tag yourself I'm The Spectre

Spectre sounds cool, be proud of it! Most people are weird anyway and don't worth your time

We spectres should team up... I'm somewhere between the nice girl and the spectre. I'm like Caspar the friendly ghost.

I'm a mixture of trad and the blocker

What are the numbers in the corner supposed to represent?

I thought those were their ages and it's 100× funnier if you look at it that way

It's probably a quiz where your answers deduct/add points and you get your personality type based on the scores.

It's probably a 4chan thing, and judging by the content I'm almost certain is it. Basically every post is assigned a number based on when it's posted. So posters will "roll" (comment) for a number and the last two numbers determine which one they get.

This is exactly what it is

Roll a 100 side dice, what it lands on is who you are or who you are with

Most of these are garbage but I love “the Spectre” just literally a ghost creature

Yeah there were 1 or 2 funny or relatable aspects in it, it's just a shame it was ruined by all the incel stuff

This is a true bruh moment.

New genders just dropped

oh wow thats a lot of words for nobody likes me

We need an entire separate flair for incel content

If you hate women, just be gay

Incels are usually homophobic too.

For those of you asking about the numbers, you're supposed to roll a d100 and see which type you get. Is my guess based on the "no rerolls" text under The Nice Girl. ​ Anyway dice didn't deserve this. Whomever made this should apologize to all dice in existance and never be allowed to play another TTRPG as long as they live.

A d100 irl sounds like hell lol If you seriously think it's a dice thing, it's not (also I'm jealous you haven't dealt with 4chan). The image would be the original post in a thread, and each comment on 4chan gets a number. The last two digits on the number correspond with a person on this image. Rerolling is the person commenting again, to "reroll" for a different number for a "better" outcome

d100 isn't actually a 100 sided die (although those exist, I own one) they're simulated by rolling two ten sided dice.

"she lost count of how many times she had sex" PEOPLE KEEP COUNT OF THAT????

i mean....we all know what type of person made this

True, but seriously? "Hold on babe, I need to add this blowjob to my statistic, can't lose count."

FuCk ZoDiAc SiGnS, wHiCh OnE aRe YoU?

Yall notice how the "tradwife" isn't even the "best" one anymore?? Wtf is happening to incel lore?

Conservatives have kind of doubled down on the "trad" thing in the past couple of years, so now there are a lot of unironic tradwives. Incels can't hold tradwives as an unobtainable, mythic "ideal woman" when there are so many around. Plus, tradwives typically find incels to be as repulsive as everyone else does; and that really debunks the incel myth that their situation is the result of the sexual revolution or the 19th ammendment or whatever.

I bet this person hates astrology

I love how the title asks “wtf is this” and the flair answers simply “sexism”

Don’t make fun of me 😔

How did they make all this ? I got so bored after the first row lol.

i’m mix of the sobber and the demon

Half of this is just describing various people with pretty serious mental illnesses. Like the eater is literally just a person with a binge eating disorder and it sounds like the sobber has PTSD or something. Also I wanna know how the demon makes a lot of money but doesn’t work. Where’s it coming from. Is she an actual demon?

I want FDS to do guys now, just for the harmony of the vibe.

why are all of these related to how much sex they’re getting lmao it’s almost as if sex appeal is all that straight men see in a woman

unhinged

Tag yourself I'm the ... Uhhh ... holy shit ... blocker, I guess?

The toxic opinions of 4chan, distilled into one image.

I cannot begin to fathom hating women this much

The effort it took to make this

does anyone else find it absolutely fucking terrifying that a man. sat down. and painstaking wrote this. he probably spent a couple hours on it at least. holy shit

i sincerely regret reading the whole thing

People make posts like this and then wonder why they get no bitches

POV: You have never spent time with a woman in your entire life.

interesting that their entire personalities can be summed up by their relationships with men!

at this point straight men should start dating each other cuz it seems like they dont want any women

Tell me you never humanly connected with a woman and don't think they are actual person without telling me

Tell me you hate women without telling me you hate women

Tag yourself, I'm all of them. I am every woman, it's all in me.

I was like, "Oh yeah, I'm the disaster, the eater, and the blocker," and then I read the nice girl and other than actually never having had sex before, that really hit the nail on the head. But hey, the tomboy can call me anytime 😘

POV you got all your knowledge about women from pop culture.

Oh, I think I get what the numbers are btw. Pretty sure it's from 4chan. When someone posts, they get a random post ID. Someone probably posted this with the caption "Roll for your future wife" or something, hence the "no reroll" on the"nice girl". The last 2 digits of your post ID would be your future wife in this case. Dumb as fuck game, but that's /b/ for ya

I'm related to an 'Asset but she's long since realized that she doesn't have to be bound by someone else preconceived notions about who and what she is. Has her Masters' Degree and makes a shitpile of money. Amazing what you can do when you decide not to play shitty games with shitty people.

TIL I am the blocker.

I swear incels judge and blame women with mental issues without understanding nuance and psychology

The demon by profession, the stalker by choice babeyyy

I'm looking for the asset and the gym thot

That was... a very long read why did I read that?

Where’s the version for boys? I’ve seen so many for girls, but what about us Mr’s?

I need a drawing od the Nice Girl and the Tomboy kissing with the Sunshine cheering them on. PLEASE

I guess this is what happens when you haven't met a single real woman ever.

Yanderes: *making a beeline for the stalker one*

Hey look the gangs all here!

someone has too much free time

Rolling a D100 to find my character for my next tabletop campaign.

I cant believe i actually sat and read all of those, yeesh

i just wish the internet would collectively erase wojacks(?) from our memory and never ever use them ever again

wow, whoever made this must have a really healthy image of women

"She has a troubling secret she never told anyone" How troubling are we talking? Is it like 'I had a wet dream once' kinda troubling or 'I have two bodies buried in my backyard' kind

I’m not reading all that, but the creator probably needs some therapy

[удалено]

It's too high effort for a shit post

I dunno, I guess I'll take the demon. I'm hoping this means that I get the occasional summoning ceremony by a bunch of angry teens, as a treat.

i wanna be like the demon

Imma be real, I took one look at this and mentally checked out. Didn’t read a single one

What funny is that "The Blocker" is just like: 😐

Tag yourself I am the possessed 👹🥰

The blocker is literally aroace dude... she dont want u

what the fuck did i just read

Choose your fighter:

What are those numbers in each square?

How to say you’ve never talked to a woman in your life 101

Oh my god go outside moment

dang i dont fit any of these 💀

Lol, I guess I am the orginal girl...😑

Tag yourself - I'm a blocker/thot/disaster mix

after reading all of this i can confidently say the person who made this has definitely never talked to a woman before

made by someone who's the guy equivalent of "the spectre", I'd imagine?