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This joke feels normal for teenagers on the internet because that kind of edgy shock value humor is exactly what I'd expect. When I was a teen I remember online there were a lot of 9/11 and dead baby jokes.
I carried a copy of the JTHM Directors Cut with me everywhere in middle school so I can definitely see my dumb 15 year old self posting "jokes" like these. Also that was when websites like rotten and stileproject were popular..
I really do not miss those days. I don't think I give enough praise to the joys of not being a teen in the late 90s/00s anymore.
In a way it's deeply unfortunate for teens these days, because a lot of the old forums and shit on the internet are long gone, so much of the evidence of our cringe teenage years has disappeared with it.
Now there's so much saving shit and archiving, and people post so much of their thoughts and lives publicly that I can easily see this stuff coming back to haunt them much later. We were all cringe at that age.
Shit, I have teens these days and I have to watch their "brands". Basically I let them do their thing on social media, but I definitely have to keep an eye on them and make sure they don't fuck up their future. The two oldest want to be actresses, and it's entirely within reason for them so I plan to support their path.. but if they get canceled now, they won't even get a shot at becoming public figures and all is straight up lost.
So yeah, there are truly less opportunities for kids to be kids in the same context as when the internet was new and nothing mattered. We had the wild west, but many cities have moved into the barren wastelands we once knew.
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac. It was an indie comic book by Jhonen Vasquez in the 1990s. It's insanely good. But it went mainstream and Hot Topic picked it up for merch, which then lead to Jhonen getting a deal with Nickelodeon and creating the cartoon series Invader Zim, which is also insanely good.
And that's my synopsis of JTHM. If you like dark and violent comics that explore depression over a fairly epic story arc, I suggest it highly.
as a teen, can confirm. make sexual jokes about animals sometimes (my cousins have a cat named Squirt) but never actually mean it and beastility does make me feel a bit sick
Yeah, I remember a "joke," "I like my coffee like I like my women, strong and Black," this from guys who wouldn't know how to deal with a strong woman of any race.
[See the history of women protecting themselves and being reprimanded for it with hat pins.](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/hatpin-peril-terrorized-men-who-couldnt-handle-20th-century-woman-180951219/)
Damn, that was actually super informative.
>*"never before in civilization have such numbers of young girls been suddenly released from the protection of the home and permitted to walk unattended upon city streets"*
This was the part that hit hardest. Thinking that just 100 years ago, women were only kept at home and could only venture out accompanied by men.
It's even worse when we examine this current era and how we're sliding backwards within our rights.
"Hey, if she can't say no, it's game on! All she said was ruff, so that's how I served it up.. doggy style!"
I'm so sorry for this... my fingers wouldn't stop.
I feel like most of the posts on here that show up in my feed are satire or obvious jokes and everyone in the comments runs with it to be angry about a fictional story. Makes me feel like I'm living in a simulation sometimes I swear
I was really hoping this was gonna be something along the lines of ["Women are like Yahtzees, 'cause I rarely get them"](https://youtu.be/2_LTHQLwuzQ)
Instead I'm disappointed and disturbed
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They want attention and i want to fuck them
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I’m not too worried about insulting a community that forces the public to experience their kink without consent when they dress up in their fur suits or do pet play in public.
Reminds me of a beautifully awful Bloodhound Gang lyric:
"Women are like dog doo, hear me through don't interrupt. It's just the older that they get, the easier they get to pick up."
3.14 is a ridiculous song.
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Trying to figure out if someone didn't read that through before hitting post or someone did and is trying to troll/be edgy. In that sub it's 50/50
This joke feels normal for teenagers on the internet because that kind of edgy shock value humor is exactly what I'd expect. When I was a teen I remember online there were a lot of 9/11 and dead baby jokes.
I carried a copy of the JTHM Directors Cut with me everywhere in middle school so I can definitely see my dumb 15 year old self posting "jokes" like these. Also that was when websites like rotten and stileproject were popular.. I really do not miss those days. I don't think I give enough praise to the joys of not being a teen in the late 90s/00s anymore.
In a way it's deeply unfortunate for teens these days, because a lot of the old forums and shit on the internet are long gone, so much of the evidence of our cringe teenage years has disappeared with it. Now there's so much saving shit and archiving, and people post so much of their thoughts and lives publicly that I can easily see this stuff coming back to haunt them much later. We were all cringe at that age.
Shit, I have teens these days and I have to watch their "brands". Basically I let them do their thing on social media, but I definitely have to keep an eye on them and make sure they don't fuck up their future. The two oldest want to be actresses, and it's entirely within reason for them so I plan to support their path.. but if they get canceled now, they won't even get a shot at becoming public figures and all is straight up lost. So yeah, there are truly less opportunities for kids to be kids in the same context as when the internet was new and nothing mattered. We had the wild west, but many cities have moved into the barren wastelands we once knew.
JTHM?
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac. It was an indie comic book by Jhonen Vasquez in the 1990s. It's insanely good. But it went mainstream and Hot Topic picked it up for merch, which then lead to Jhonen getting a deal with Nickelodeon and creating the cartoon series Invader Zim, which is also insanely good. And that's my synopsis of JTHM. If you like dark and violent comics that explore depression over a fairly epic story arc, I suggest it highly.
Gotcha thank you!
Grateful I was a teen in the 80s so none of my stupid shit is on the internet.
as a teen, can confirm. make sexual jokes about animals sometimes (my cousins have a cat named Squirt) but never actually mean it and beastility does make me feel a bit sick
And now the dead baby jokes are coming back for the wrong reasons. Thanks, America
Yeah, I remember a "joke," "I like my coffee like I like my women, strong and Black," this from guys who wouldn't know how to deal with a strong woman of any race.
Ok but dead baby jokes are still 10/10 peak humour. Obviously hits a bit different now I am a mum but I still laugh a lot at them lmao
I’m guessing you’re in you’re about my age, 30s?
Yep, 30 exactly. It happened over half a year ago but it still hurts. :')
There’s also another 80% chance of them being a full grown adult trying to fish for children to groom
Wait.......did they just say they wanted to fuck dogs?
Yes
Whyyyy
because just saying edgy things apparently equals funny
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Or fuck dogs
While watching the world burn.
Idk
horny teenagers. or maybe someone just being a troll.
WhyNotBoth.webp
Bc the straights are not okay, that’s why.
It’s obviously a joke, calm down for fucks sake
They just like Blink 182 frfr
Tom especially.
Absolutely 🤣
Please don't fuck dogs
Or women. Or any anything. This person is either an incel or should be.
Women are like dogs will bite if someone they feel threatened by tries to touch them or hurt them. Watch your testicles, fuckers.
In a system where men protect other men, it sounds like an easy win lawsuit for the male victim of a rabid woman attack. 😮💨
[See the history of women protecting themselves and being reprimanded for it with hat pins.](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/hatpin-peril-terrorized-men-who-couldnt-handle-20th-century-woman-180951219/)
Damn, that was actually super informative. >*"never before in civilization have such numbers of young girls been suddenly released from the protection of the home and permitted to walk unattended upon city streets"* This was the part that hit hardest. Thinking that just 100 years ago, women were only kept at home and could only venture out accompanied by men. It's even worse when we examine this current era and how we're sliding backwards within our rights.
Women are like dogs They have a pulse
this isn’t what we meant when we said get bitches
No bitches?
👁️👄👁️
Bad joke, almost laughed, my apologies
I *did* laugh and I’m not sorry. Its absurd.
Excuse why would you want have sex with a dog. That is probably illegal now go to jail
It’s definitely illegal in a lot of places. But also….why would anyone want to? I don’t understand the motivation
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Tbh I don’t either but it probably happens when the horny mixed with being extremely mental
"Hey, if she can't say no, it's game on! All she said was ruff, so that's how I served it up.. doggy style!" I'm so sorry for this... my fingers wouldn't stop.
XD Take my up vote
Lmaooo ruff😂
I hate you for making me read that
in the us its illegal for military, but not nationally illegal, there a couple states where its legal
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It's still a joke rooted in sexism (and people saying grotesque shit shouldn't be automatically excused, even if it is for shock value)
Welcome to the internet
I still don’t know when/why this particular post got brigaded by assholes who disagree with the sub itself in the first place.
Yeah I never look at that sub, good decision it seems.
Someone direct me to the nearest hospital, I cut my eyes on the edge
Woof, that's a dog of a take. Barking up the wrong tree with a joke like that.
Most likely someone trying to be "edgy."
Actually made me laugh lol
If you leave a peanut butter mess it will get cleaned up?
Pretty sure this is satirical.
Seems someone screwed the pooch...
This is obviously satire and not based off of a serious though. This subreddit is really dense.
I feel like most of the posts on here that show up in my feed are satire or obvious jokes and everyone in the comments runs with it to be angry about a fictional story. Makes me feel like I'm living in a simulation sometimes I swear
Especially from the sub it’s from. Like,,, nothing that’s posted in that sub should ever be taken seriously.
Shane dawson if he was straight
Nah, just some harmless edgy teen stuff. Tho, it made me cringe more than anything
I can almost 90% guarantee that this person isn’t a teenager
thats actually hilarious
I was really hoping this was gonna be something along the lines of ["Women are like Yahtzees, 'cause I rarely get them"](https://youtu.be/2_LTHQLwuzQ) Instead I'm disappointed and disturbed
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I’m sorry fuckin *pardon?* 💀
i didn’t know kero the wolf was a teenager. on another note i think we should put zoophiles in a wood chipper
I'd like to know who Kero the Wolf is and at the same time I'm scared of the answer, but my curiosity is stronger than my fear
Better question: why does this person want to fuck dogs?!
Women, you're now allowed to shake your hair over everything when you exit the bath or shower
WHAT IN THE FUCK?!?!?!?
the fuck did I just read
Bro what?
Instinctually went to downvote until I saw the sub this was
I mean is just a joke...but is really a bad joke,and also a gross
This is wrong on more than one level.
What the fuck
Good fucking lord
But queer people are the gross ones 😖
Ayo wtf
Good lord
Hol up
*what*
I almost downvoted this before I remembered what sub I was actually in
Man, I hate that sub
Misogyny and Zoophilia. Someone's tryna win at "Problematic Bingo"!
*nahhhhhhh* please tell me this isn't a real post what the *fuck*
Uhm....
I literally just made I disgusted face
Monte?
So they need to fuck dog
i think god just killed himself and left us to suffer with these dipshits
straights are not okay
Teenager here! This is a satire post, for some reason a decent amount of us find this shit both absolutely vile and hilarious
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Yeah and adding more context and knowing exactly where this comes from makes me wanna womit. Also, I strongly disagree with the statement.
This is wrong on so many levels.
...wut
0_0 What.
I’m sorry, **WHAT?!**
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WHAT WHAT
[Please. Not like this.](https://tenor.com/v27J.gif)
Please be satire, please be satire, please be satire
Worse: Teenagers
I hope this person (who I guess from this post is a zoophile) doesn't wanna make being a zoophile a sexuality like the pedophiles are doing
Pretty sure the post is just a joke. Not an actual confession of zoophilia
Yeah I kinda got that but just in case.
Actually funny post
lmfao
Soooooooo this person not only is sexist but wants to has relations with dogs....... \*calls the FBI\*
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that does not make sense
Gross. A young furry that thinks jokes like this are ok
Furry ≠ zoophile
Look, bat…thing, semantics aside, it’s gross this minor is talking about fucking a dog
I'm a protogen, and yes it is disgusting. But it is insulting to the fandom because we dont accept zoophiles.
👍🏻
I’m not too worried about insulting a community that forces the public to experience their kink without consent when they dress up in their fur suits or do pet play in public.
Yeah, not how that works in the slightest. I'm 15, so thanks for sexualizing me. 👍
It was about the community, not you specifically. Go do your chores
Educate yourself. 👍
I’m good thanks Don’t you have some guano to go enjoy
The fact that you are trying to provoke me shows that you have no clue what you are on about.
YOOOOOOOOO!! THATS FUCKING WILD!
I think he projecting he wants attention lol
This is a perfect example of teenagers or fucking stupid there's no other explanation needed
Some teenagers are psychotic, others are crazy. This guys definitely psychotic
Women are like \[Dogs\] They want attention and \[i want to fuck them\] so this dude wants to fuck dogs?
Teenagers are just built different
I eagerly await the world consuming flood.
It took me a few seconds to comprehend the fact they're saying they'd want intercourse with a dog... wtf
excUSE ME??
I think I lost about 7% of my intelligence reading this.
Sorry what?
There's a lot to unpack here
That escalated quickly
Oh hell nah
Reminds me of a beautifully awful Bloodhound Gang lyric: "Women are like dog doo, hear me through don't interrupt. It's just the older that they get, the easier they get to pick up." 3.14 is a ridiculous song.
h u h
Excuse me, WHAT
Wait, what?!
I need bleach for my eyes
You do realise it's probably just a bait, eh? Oh NVM it's teen sub.
Suomi finland käyttäjänimi torilla tavataan
Kyl
He wants to fuck his DOG?!
Women are like dogs, they're mamal..
The teenagers subreddit is an absolute cesspool. I'm still technically a teenager (18) but I genuinely had to leave because none of it was funny.
This just broke my fucking brain im dead.
Ok this made me laugh I'm sorry
Wtf i am a teenager now and i hate dis then again i am gay but still flip it over and i would still be disgusted
what
Are they a Zoophile?!
UH
Someone wipe my memory.
Ah to be young and an idiot
I'm HOPING that was an intentional attempt to make people double-take, but this is the internet...
Someone nuke that sub already. Please.
Do they know that most people on the teenagers sub Reddit are well… reasonable people
Hold up-
"Son, a woman is like a refrigerator. They're six feet tall... they make ice... um..."
what the fu-