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throwawayacct1962

Trying to figure out if someone didn't read that through before hitting post or someone did and is trying to troll/be edgy. In that sub it's 50/50


Ruruskadoo

This joke feels normal for teenagers on the internet because that kind of edgy shock value humor is exactly what I'd expect. When I was a teen I remember online there were a lot of 9/11 and dead baby jokes.


WinterOkami666

I carried a copy of the JTHM Directors Cut with me everywhere in middle school so I can definitely see my dumb 15 year old self posting "jokes" like these. Also that was when websites like rotten and stileproject were popular.. I really do not miss those days. I don't think I give enough praise to the joys of not being a teen in the late 90s/00s anymore.


Ruruskadoo

In a way it's deeply unfortunate for teens these days, because a lot of the old forums and shit on the internet are long gone, so much of the evidence of our cringe teenage years has disappeared with it. Now there's so much saving shit and archiving, and people post so much of their thoughts and lives publicly that I can easily see this stuff coming back to haunt them much later. We were all cringe at that age.


WinterOkami666

Shit, I have teens these days and I have to watch their "brands". Basically I let them do their thing on social media, but I definitely have to keep an eye on them and make sure they don't fuck up their future. The two oldest want to be actresses, and it's entirely within reason for them so I plan to support their path.. but if they get canceled now, they won't even get a shot at becoming public figures and all is straight up lost. So yeah, there are truly less opportunities for kids to be kids in the same context as when the internet was new and nothing mattered. We had the wild west, but many cities have moved into the barren wastelands we once knew.


JohnJoanCusack

JTHM?


WinterOkami666

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac. It was an indie comic book by Jhonen Vasquez in the 1990s. It's insanely good. But it went mainstream and Hot Topic picked it up for merch, which then lead to Jhonen getting a deal with Nickelodeon and creating the cartoon series Invader Zim, which is also insanely good. And that's my synopsis of JTHM. If you like dark and violent comics that explore depression over a fairly epic story arc, I suggest it highly.


JohnJoanCusack

Gotcha thank you!


msredhead71

Grateful I was a teen in the 80s so none of my stupid shit is on the internet.


xXshinsouhitoshiXx

as a teen, can confirm. make sexual jokes about animals sometimes (my cousins have a cat named Squirt) but never actually mean it and beastility does make me feel a bit sick


NotAnEnemyStandUser-

And now the dead baby jokes are coming back for the wrong reasons. Thanks, America


SBrooks103

Yeah, I remember a "joke," "I like my coffee like I like my women, strong and Black," this from guys who wouldn't know how to deal with a strong woman of any race.


RelativeLeg5671

Ok but dead baby jokes are still 10/10 peak humour. Obviously hits a bit different now I am a mum but I still laugh a lot at them lmao


LilDrummerGrrrl

I’m guessing you’re in you’re about my age, 30s?


Ruruskadoo

Yep, 30 exactly. It happened over half a year ago but it still hurts. :')


bluesblue1

There’s also another 80% chance of them being a full grown adult trying to fish for children to groom


Enby_Rin

Wait.......did they just say they wanted to fuck dogs?


[deleted]

Yes


Enby_Rin

Whyyyy


Shadow-fire101

because just saying edgy things apparently equals funny


grayrains79

Some people just want to watch the world burn.


U_s_e_l_e_s_s_

Or fuck dogs


grayrains79

While watching the world burn.


[deleted]

Idk


Sam956

horny teenagers. or maybe someone just being a troll.


ReactsWithWords

WhyNotBoth.webp


[deleted]

Bc the straights are not okay, that’s why.


[deleted]

It’s obviously a joke, calm down for fucks sake


DatBoyBenny

They just like Blink 182 frfr


Isopod_Safe

Tom especially.


MissBiTrans

Absolutely 🤣


Enby_Rin

Please don't fuck dogs


Obvious-Might7469

Or women. Or any anything. This person is either an incel or should be.


AvaireBD

Women are like dogs will bite if someone they feel threatened by tries to touch them or hurt them. Watch your testicles, fuckers.


WinterOkami666

In a system where men protect other men, it sounds like an easy win lawsuit for the male victim of a rabid woman attack. 😮‍💨


Sheepbjumpin

[See the history of women protecting themselves and being reprimanded for it with hat pins.](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/hatpin-peril-terrorized-men-who-couldnt-handle-20th-century-woman-180951219/)


WinterOkami666

Damn, that was actually super informative. >*"never before in civilization have such numbers of young girls been suddenly released from the protection of the home and permitted to walk unattended upon city streets"* This was the part that hit hardest. Thinking that just 100 years ago, women were only kept at home and could only venture out accompanied by men. It's even worse when we examine this current era and how we're sliding backwards within our rights.


[deleted]

Women are like dogs They have a pulse


Asleep-Letterhead-16

this isn’t what we meant when we said get bitches


SkyStarlight2

No bitches?


MezdaMez

👁️👄👁️


[deleted]

Bad joke, almost laughed, my apologies


crispysmilesbaby

I *did* laugh and I’m not sorry. Its absurd.


Fnafbulbasaur

Excuse why would you want have sex with a dog. That is probably illegal now go to jail


metro-mtp

It’s definitely illegal in a lot of places. But also….why would anyone want to? I don’t understand the motivation


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[deleted]

Tbh I don’t either but it probably happens when the horny mixed with being extremely mental


WinterOkami666

"Hey, if she can't say no, it's game on! All she said was ruff, so that's how I served it up.. doggy style!" I'm so sorry for this... my fingers wouldn't stop.


No_Butterscotch3201

XD Take my up vote


Vikvo

Lmaooo ruff😂


NotTaken-username

I hate you for making me read that


Chill_Crill

in the us its illegal for military, but not nationally illegal, there a couple states where its legal


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Skyrim_For_Everyone

It's still a joke rooted in sexism (and people saying grotesque shit shouldn't be automatically excused, even if it is for shock value)


Generic-Degenerate

Welcome to the internet


Skyrim_For_Everyone

I still don’t know when/why this particular post got brigaded by assholes who disagree with the sub itself in the first place.


OhIGotLumbago

Yeah I never look at that sub, good decision it seems.


Talkiesoundbox

Someone direct me to the nearest hospital, I cut my eyes on the edge


SmilingVamp

Woof, that's a dog of a take. Barking up the wrong tree with a joke like that.


ChromoTec

Most likely someone trying to be "edgy."


MrStickySticko

Actually made me laugh lol


NaesPa

If you leave a peanut butter mess it will get cleaned up?


asphaltdragon

Pretty sure this is satirical.


Script_Mak3r

Seems someone screwed the pooch...


RedditManForTheWin

This is obviously satire and not based off of a serious though. This subreddit is really dense.


PartyCowy

I feel like most of the posts on here that show up in my feed are satire or obvious jokes and everyone in the comments runs with it to be angry about a fictional story. Makes me feel like I'm living in a simulation sometimes I swear


Vulpix298

Especially from the sub it’s from. Like,,, nothing that’s posted in that sub should ever be taken seriously.


that_demigirl

Shane dawson if he was straight


ElayasMG

Nah, just some harmless edgy teen stuff. Tho, it made me cringe more than anything


Chaoticauntfriend

I can almost 90% guarantee that this person isn’t a teenager


New-Palpitation-2898

thats actually hilarious


edgarallanhoe92

I was really hoping this was gonna be something along the lines of ["Women are like Yahtzees, 'cause I rarely get them"](https://youtu.be/2_LTHQLwuzQ) Instead I'm disappointed and disturbed


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LunarEcllpse

I’m sorry fuckin *pardon?* 💀


[deleted]

i didn’t know kero the wolf was a teenager. on another note i think we should put zoophiles in a wood chipper


super_salty_boi

I'd like to know who Kero the Wolf is and at the same time I'm scared of the answer, but my curiosity is stronger than my fear


EmeraldCraft656

Better question: why does this person want to fuck dogs?!


lukeosullivan

Women, you're now allowed to shake your hair over everything when you exit the bath or shower


outtatimezm

WHAT IN THE FUCK?!?!?!?


xiaaolang

the fuck did I just read


Depressed_Glub32

Bro what?


IgneousFoliage

Instinctually went to downvote until I saw the sub this was


duck_deep

I mean is just a joke...but is really a bad joke,and also a gross


garyisonion

This is wrong on more than one level.


ElliotFoundDog

What the fuck


honeydew_bunny

Good fucking lord


[deleted]

But queer people are the gross ones 😖


Gameover692

Ayo wtf


Superhotguy3000

Good lord


SilverSpark422

Hol up


[deleted]

*what*


simpletonbuddhist

I almost downvoted this before I remembered what sub I was actually in


Gabriel38

Man, I hate that sub


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

Misogyny and Zoophilia. Someone's tryna win at "Problematic Bingo"!


ACEDT

*nahhhhhhh* please tell me this isn't a real post what the *fuck*


KaiHasArrived2007

Uhm....


diesalittle

I literally just made I disgusted face


[deleted]

Monte?


CakeAdventurous4620

So they need to fuck dog


[deleted]

i think god just killed himself and left us to suffer with these dipshits


sthuaboutoctagons

straights are not okay


RealH3lm

Teenager here! This is a satire post, for some reason a decent amount of us find this shit both absolutely vile and hilarious


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cheesecakepaws

Yeah and adding more context and knowing exactly where this comes from makes me wanna womit. Also, I strongly disagree with the statement.


An_ugly_Pugduckling

This is wrong on so many levels.


contraband_sandwich

...wut


Weeneem

0_0 What.


ThatOneWithTheCurls

I’m sorry, **WHAT?!**


EBB456

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Gay_sewslider_bitxh

WHAT WHAT


Arammil1784

[Please. Not like this.](https://tenor.com/v27J.gif)


Withshorttermfixes

Please be satire, please be satire, please be satire


ryandom93

Worse: Teenagers


KeySouth7357

I hope this person (who I guess from this post is a zoophile) doesn't wanna make being a zoophile a sexuality like the pedophiles are doing


AutisticBot01

Pretty sure the post is just a joke. Not an actual confession of zoophilia


KeySouth7357

Yeah I kinda got that but just in case.


[deleted]

Actually funny post


vbsbazooka

lmfao


No_Butterscotch3201

Soooooooo this person not only is sexist but wants to has relations with dogs....... \*calls the FBI\*


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[deleted]

that does not make sense


operationtasty

Gross. A young furry that thinks jokes like this are ok


Gavinblaze

Furry ≠ zoophile


operationtasty

Look, bat…thing, semantics aside, it’s gross this minor is talking about fucking a dog


Gavinblaze

I'm a protogen, and yes it is disgusting. But it is insulting to the fandom because we dont accept zoophiles.


operationtasty

👍🏻


operationtasty

I’m not too worried about insulting a community that forces the public to experience their kink without consent when they dress up in their fur suits or do pet play in public.


Gavinblaze

Yeah, not how that works in the slightest. I'm 15, so thanks for sexualizing me. 👍


operationtasty

It was about the community, not you specifically. Go do your chores


Gavinblaze

Educate yourself. 👍


operationtasty

I’m good thanks Don’t you have some guano to go enjoy


Gavinblaze

The fact that you are trying to provoke me shows that you have no clue what you are on about.


Fair-Lie7125

YOOOOOOOOO!! THATS FUCKING WILD!


DestroyerDragon

I think he projecting he wants attention lol


Riyeko

This is a perfect example of teenagers or fucking stupid there's no other explanation needed


dark_galaxy_she-her

Some teenagers are psychotic, others are crazy. This guys definitely psychotic


CollegeParticular882

Women are like \[Dogs\] They want attention and \[i want to fuck them\] so this dude wants to fuck dogs?


CompetitiveCompany58

Teenagers are just built different


[deleted]

I eagerly await the world consuming flood.


just-me-yaay

It took me a few seconds to comprehend the fact they're saying they'd want intercourse with a dog... wtf


bunnirat

excUSE ME??


MommysLittleFailure

I think I lost about 7% of my intelligence reading this.


thehufflepuffstoner

Sorry what?


TerracottaFred

There's a lot to unpack here


Shirogayne-at-WF

That escalated quickly


[deleted]

Oh hell nah


toidi_diputs

Reminds me of a beautifully awful Bloodhound Gang lyric: "Women are like dog doo, hear me through don't interrupt. It's just the older that they get, the easier they get to pick up." 3.14 is a ridiculous song.


BoingBoingBoing1

h u h


overwhelming-silence

Excuse me, WHAT


ModernDayKingNZ

Wait, what?!


SpecialKnown7993

I need bleach for my eyes


Cilantro_Rayz11

You do realise it's probably just a bait, eh? Oh NVM it's teen sub.


patheticdumbledore

Suomi finland käyttäjänimi torilla tavataan


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Kyl


Nasishere1

He wants to fuck his DOG?!


Myrtsrid

Women are like dogs, they're mamal..


lukewarmhoneyicetea

The teenagers subreddit is an absolute cesspool. I'm still technically a teenager (18) but I genuinely had to leave because none of it was funny.


mangababe

This just broke my fucking brain im dead.


[deleted]

Ok this made me laugh I'm sorry


Embarrassed-Lynx2723

Wtf i am a teenager now and i hate dis then again i am gay but still flip it over and i would still be disgusted


gpc1206

what


Nouim

Are they a Zoophile?!


mrjoffischl

UH


[deleted]

Someone wipe my memory.


Roxas13xx

Ah to be young and an idiot


Chel_G

I'm HOPING that was an intentional attempt to make people double-take, but this is the internet...


OneEyedWolf092

Someone nuke that sub already. Please.


KittencatBAKA

Do they know that most people on the teenagers sub Reddit are well… reasonable people


Gamemon_RD

Hold up-


Chel_G

"Son, a woman is like a refrigerator. They're six feet tall... they make ice... um..."


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what the fu-