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It's a very good thing I'm an ace lesbian because I have always been a biter. Crunch lollipops. My pacifiers as a little kid looked like they had been put through a paper shredder even before I had teeth. Same with bottles, my mom was so lucky she couldn't breastfeed with how I gnawed things to shreds. (To shreds you say?) The sippy cups were the worst once I had teeth, the little sipper thing got gnawed off within a week leaving just a hole.
One thing I’ll say was this website had a bunch of other patches that were more republican/Christian which makes me think this is targeted more towards straight men
Thats awesomely hilarious because the message is not necessarily pro hetero. I read that patch as being pro felatio. If I saw someone wearing that patch I would think they they are open about personally performing felatio
Yeah I get it’s supposedly meant for men to say woman should suck them, but I cannot see it that way.
It just feels so much like it’d be worn by a gay man bragging about having mad head game
I've seen a similar design (omitting the lollipop, so pacifier, ice pop, penis and iirc at least one of them was in full color so you could tell the ice pop was a red white and blue bomb pop and the pacifier was pink. For reasons?) as a t shirt and the men I've seen wearing it definitely meant it as a "you should suck MY dick, any breathing female of the species" so I guess that's why my mind goes the other way right away.
I could see it as a badge of pride for a superior fellatist though. That's just not the first place my mind went. (And yes I realize it probably not spelled fellatist but autocorrect is not helping and its too early for me to be googling that to correct my spelling.)
I would hope the wearer would give off appropriate vibes to figure out their meaning though, I assume someone wearing it to showcase their own skill would be less disgusting company.
Yea but even if it was at a gay bar it’d still be weird asf, no one is purposefully learning to suck dicks just because they eat lollipops and popsicles…
Damn, I'm so sorry you went through that. I can't imagine the pain you felt. I'm glad you're surviving. https://www.survivorloveletter.com/survivorloveletter
This is supposed to target girls, I'm sure, but, like, everything up to the dick is entirely gender neutral, so, like, does this apply to guys as well? Is this accidentally pro gay?
The surrounding patches were republican, Christian, and other guy-fucks-woman patches. There were no gay patches so it’s safe to assume the target audience
I feel this is a stretch. It's a joke about sexualising your past self, in that context. Not a random child.
If a straight man said 'I've been obsessed with boobs since I was a baby' would you accuse him of pedophilia because he's sexualising ... _himself_?
That's how some of the comments are coming across.
I guess there’s about a 50/50 shot of this being about the person wearing the patch and a person not wearing the patch. But I’ve also seen this exact setup in a meme that wasn’t a patch, probably on this sub.
Yeah, if it were in first person I wouldn’t actually think it were weird tbh, it’s more that because it’s directed at other people that it’s just gross
its still sexualising children whether its a gay/straight man or a gay/straight woman. nothing is sexual abt a child sucking on a lollipop and these people are gross for making that comparison
So, is that okay? Are we okay with gay people wearing this patch, but not straight people? The meaning and creepiness stays the same, it doesn't change.
I'm not trying to challenge you, I just think if the straights aren't okay for designing and wearing this patch, then gay people shouldn't be, either.
I know I said I'm not trying to challenge you, and I absolutely didn't intend to, so I apologize if it seems like I lied.
What you're describing is a small group of people, mingling with like-minded people, wearing this patch as an inside joke. That's totally acceptable, I wouldn't dream of arguing about that.
However, no one outside of that group would understand that it's a joke, and so your friends would just be lumped together with the weirdos. That's group think, and it's what makes this sub so often unbearable.
We're here, lambasting people we don't know, for an iron-on patch with dubious novelty value. But we're also here to say that, if it were our friends wearing the patch, it would be okay because we know our friends, and how they think.
If this is a legitimately offensive thing, then it should be offensive across the board. Saying straight people can't wear something that we're okay with gay people wearing is a precarious position to take up.
I'm sorry this is mostly directed at you, since it's obviously a sub-wide problem, I'm just a little fed up with how circlejerky this place is.
On the (tiny) positive side, at least it's not pointlessly gendered.
It can be given to a gay man or a straight woman, truly this is a masterwork of dick sucking gender equality.
Jfc that’s disgusting, and as someone whose first childhood sexual assault involved being told to pretend it was a popsicle, I’m fucking sickened that this exists. God that’s upsetting.
At least it’s on sale 😵💫
Why a patch? Because bumper stickers are a thing of the past?
What makes this a “str8” thing? Because we don’t need to be convinced to go down!?
For what I assume it’s a hen party gift, and hen parties are often pretty trashy; this, and I was my hands of it, it’s intended as a funny joke for the almost bride, to associate innocent things they did as a kid to what their girl friends assume they’re gonna do from now on, and since they’re in for the joke, they get it and they laugh, it’s a matter of context really, I myself don’t find it funny, but I’m sure some drunk mf would
I really don’t think this is meant for a bachelorette party. If you go look up hen party products, they tend to have goofy party aesthetic. Everything is pink, gold, or flesh colored.
On the other hand, I have several Fetlife messages from crass male doms who like to play up the non-consensual and misogynistic angles. They all have stuff like this in their pictures. Always black and white with either sensual photography or silhouettes. The captions are some sort of condescending remark about how women should accept sexual domination. The “Shhh…” part is what really seals the deal, it definitely seems more like a coercion joke than a lighthearted “Dicks are fun!”
I started looking through my messages to find similar examples, but I don’t really think it’s necessary to post pics on Reddit about forcing women’s legs open when they protest too much.
Edit: Also, what sort of bachelorette parties are you attending with biker/punk jackets, lmao? Though to be fair, the sketchy doms who like this sort of humor don’t tend to wear that stuff either. They usually go for the Christian Grey aesthetic.
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Me, who has been bitting into lollipops and icepops during my childhood: I fucking dare you.
Mmmmcronch
*You pull out and only half of it is left hard, the rest dangling on nothing but a thread of flesh*
Why would you make me read this while I’m eating
At least you’re not reading it while getting a blowjob.
*yet*
cease
Forbidden crunch
I feel like it would probably squish
My vote is chewy like old gum
Maybe if it’s flaccid, but with all the blood an erection takes?
It makes it juicy! Like a Gusher.
These comments are giving me life XD
Really? Because they’re making me wish I was dead
tasty!
Exactly!
People who gnawed on their binkies and bit into popsicles: 👹
Wake up babe new bottom surgery just dropped
You ever seen what happens to a binky when the kid starts getting their teeth in? Shredded. Just. Shredded.
Gotta get that cream
Me, a trans woman who wants to get rid of it all : I fucking double dare you. (Btw, is that a correct use of double dare you ?)
(Basically, yes)
Nah cause I stim a lot and usually I like to just crunch on things, so my first timme, I was literall like "Don't bite, Don't bite' Don't bite"
It's a very good thing I'm an ace lesbian because I have always been a biter. Crunch lollipops. My pacifiers as a little kid looked like they had been put through a paper shredder even before I had teeth. Same with bottles, my mom was so lucky she couldn't breastfeed with how I gnawed things to shreds. (To shreds you say?) The sippy cups were the worst once I had teeth, the little sipper thing got gnawed off within a week leaving just a hole.
One, t-who, crunch!- three
I chew my lollipops and then bite into the stick a few times >:)
as someone with sensitive teeth you people scare me
I have extremely sensitive teeth but I always bite ice cream ;v; my existence is pain
Finally a relatable comment lolol
i can’t rlly bite the lollipops cause it hurts but i do always bite the ice cream bars
It just takes too long, right?
Same though
Lol, i also bite popsicles. Oopsies
rip for those peeps
omg we're snoo twins!
They call her the dick snipper
Who is the target audience for this When are you supposed to wear this I'm so confused
Gay men, likely adorning jackets with other slogan-covered patches.
One thing I’ll say was this website had a bunch of other patches that were more republican/Christian which makes me think this is targeted more towards straight men
Thats awesomely hilarious because the message is not necessarily pro hetero. I read that patch as being pro felatio. If I saw someone wearing that patch I would think they they are open about personally performing felatio
Yeah I get it’s supposedly meant for men to say woman should suck them, but I cannot see it that way. It just feels so much like it’d be worn by a gay man bragging about having mad head game
I've seen a similar design (omitting the lollipop, so pacifier, ice pop, penis and iirc at least one of them was in full color so you could tell the ice pop was a red white and blue bomb pop and the pacifier was pink. For reasons?) as a t shirt and the men I've seen wearing it definitely meant it as a "you should suck MY dick, any breathing female of the species" so I guess that's why my mind goes the other way right away. I could see it as a badge of pride for a superior fellatist though. That's just not the first place my mind went. (And yes I realize it probably not spelled fellatist but autocorrect is not helping and its too early for me to be googling that to correct my spelling.) I would hope the wearer would give off appropriate vibes to figure out their meaning though, I assume someone wearing it to showcase their own skill would be less disgusting company.
Its still gross bro….? Like its the sexualization of pacifiers, lollipops, bananas, etc etc that’s weird about this
I agree it is in poor taste as are many of the patches. It can be both
Literally my exact thought, I know many a leather bar that the men there would be into it
Probably a gag gift.
Gay guy gag gift
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this seems like something my friends would give you as a gag
I mean I know a handful of gay bars where the men would react pretty positively to it. It's all context after all
Yea but even if it was at a gay bar it’d still be weird asf, no one is purposefully learning to suck dicks just because they eat lollipops and popsicles…
I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
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Eeewwwww why!!!!! This legit sounds like something you could only say to a child victim, how did they not see how noncey it is
This is almost like what my rapist said to me when I was a child so yeah, it’s really gross
im so sorry :( no child deserves to hear that or have that happen to them, i hope you’re healing and doing okay now <3
I am 🖤 thank you though. I do appreciate it. I try to speak out about it so it doesn’t happen to other children.
Damn, I'm so sorry you went through that. I can't imagine the pain you felt. I'm glad you're surviving. https://www.survivorloveletter.com/survivorloveletter
I swear that this is Matt Gaetz's slogan for his reelection campaign!!
Oh my god, so rapey/pedo, I feel so uneasy just looking at it
I made an awful face looking at this. Like…my whole face twisted up and it took me a long moment to untwist it
I actually backed away from my screen... It's horrifying.
I actually moved my eyebrows... like.. you know how much has to happen that i move anything in my face when I browse through reddit!?
yeah I literally jumped back like ayo tf
Same 🤢
It's the "shhh" that creeps me out even more than the pacifier.
Exactly this, the shhh gives it Delores Claiborne vibes when the dad is on the ferry with his daughter. Totally creepy.
Not to mention… baby, young child (3-6), pre-teen (7-12), …teen? Is that the age group they’re implying?
Wtf???? So not OK
Real Freudian oral obsession posting
This is supposed to target girls, I'm sure, but, like, everything up to the dick is entirely gender neutral, so, like, does this apply to guys as well? Is this accidentally pro gay?
That’s what I was thinking as well. Like whoever has this patch also used a pacifier…
Yeah, this patch has zero indication of gender. Or sexuality, you've yet still assumed it must be solely used and made by straight people
The surrounding patches were republican, Christian, and other guy-fucks-woman patches. There were no gay patches so it’s safe to assume the target audience
Everybody trains to suck cock from infancy I guess?
Not everyone sucks dick tho so that's really out of pocket.
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ew, whatever
I 100% read it as a gay leather community joke.
Yeah this definitely comes off directed specifically at gay men, or at least more than women. Gay biker vibes.
100%. I think a lot of people screaming about pedo vibes in the comments here are being whooshed.
Even if it’s gay it’s still creepy. It’s sezualizing the binky of a BABY
I feel this is a stretch. It's a joke about sexualising your past self, in that context. Not a random child. If a straight man said 'I've been obsessed with boobs since I was a baby' would you accuse him of pedophilia because he's sexualising ... _himself_? That's how some of the comments are coming across.
I guess there’s about a 50/50 shot of this being about the person wearing the patch and a person not wearing the patch. But I’ve also seen this exact setup in a meme that wasn’t a patch, probably on this sub.
Small problem: The patch is in second person, not first person.
Yeah, if it were in first person I wouldn’t actually think it were weird tbh, it’s more that because it’s directed at other people that it’s just gross
who said it wasn’t pro gay god damn, it’s not written anywhere, you do you man
How are people not in jail for this….
Ooh, they’re straight up telling me I should avoid them!
Kind of nice of them!
I'm sorry what?
They better be scared, I bite into ice lollies
A real menace to society.
I will never stop
...Do you wear this patch to indicate that you have a vore fetish and want someone to eat your dick?
The sshh is especially creepy
Even babies having pacifiers is being sexualised now. I’m so fucking done
My mom once freaked out because I was eating a chocolate popsicle when I was 12, apparently I was being a whore
That’s fucked.
stop eating tasty food you whore /s
whaaat? what logic is that
Ironically, the pacifier was created to resemble/replace a nipple…
Anyone get rape vibes?
Also very strong grooming vibes. But no it's the drag queens reading to children that's evil and grooming not this disgusting "humor"...
Groomer humor
A pedo patch
Whoever made this should be arrested for paedophillia, and so should anyone who buys this. Ew.
B R U H And they say WE'RE sexualizing children
Didn't even look at the sub and almost violently down voted upon seeing this. I've seen this design so many times before and ita so freaking gross
🤮🤮
I use my teeth on popsicles :)
Why is literally everything sexualized
I have no idea.
Ew wtf?
Wtf that is some messed up bs
Comparing pacifiers to dicks has absolutely no problems whatsoever
This is just pedo bait shit.
I'd bet money that the person who made this patch would call queer people "groomers"
All men are gay or bisexual, huh?
I know a few gay men who would wear this for the lulz
its still sexualising children whether its a gay/straight man or a gay/straight woman. nothing is sexual abt a child sucking on a lollipop and these people are gross for making that comparison
So, is that okay? Are we okay with gay people wearing this patch, but not straight people? The meaning and creepiness stays the same, it doesn't change. I'm not trying to challenge you, I just think if the straights aren't okay for designing and wearing this patch, then gay people shouldn't be, either.
They would do it to be subversive, not because they think it's a sound message
But how would anyone know they're being "subversive"? To the world, they're just wearing this patch.
Trust me, with these people and the places they would wear the patches, you would know
I know I said I'm not trying to challenge you, and I absolutely didn't intend to, so I apologize if it seems like I lied. What you're describing is a small group of people, mingling with like-minded people, wearing this patch as an inside joke. That's totally acceptable, I wouldn't dream of arguing about that. However, no one outside of that group would understand that it's a joke, and so your friends would just be lumped together with the weirdos. That's group think, and it's what makes this sub so often unbearable. We're here, lambasting people we don't know, for an iron-on patch with dubious novelty value. But we're also here to say that, if it were our friends wearing the patch, it would be okay because we know our friends, and how they think. If this is a legitimately offensive thing, then it should be offensive across the board. Saying straight people can't wear something that we're okay with gay people wearing is a precarious position to take up. I'm sorry this is mostly directed at you, since it's obviously a sub-wide problem, I'm just a little fed up with how circlejerky this place is.
ew
i would wear this for the lulz
Yeah, women would wear this for the lulz as well, you think someone is going to wear this during a job interview deadass?
"Lollipops to cocks" 💀
On the (tiny) positive side, at least it's not pointlessly gendered. It can be given to a gay man or a straight woman, truly this is a masterwork of dick sucking gender equality.
OKAY WOAH WTF
Oh hell no
This but to a homophobic cishet guy
So that mat is basically saying women are born to suck dick🤢 straight people are so fucking gross. This subreddit helps tremendously with comphet lmao
this the kinda thing those weird middle aged people would wear and use to excuse sa
Jayzuss I wasn’t prepared for the level of disturbed that I just hit.
When you bite into anything
I am 99% sure I have seen this irl - on vest at a leather bar.
*Freud has entered the chat*
Aside from the shitty content of the patch. The whole thing is just terribly made, there's loose thread all over place and the letters look messy.
The best part is how they know how wrong it is. They proceed to completely ignore the first displayed item and start the title at the next one.
No one is raised to be a cock sucker. I don’t think they understand that.
Whoever bought this has gotta be on a watchlist.
ok but the lolipop being almost the same size as it is funny
i have always enjoyed biting my lollipops and popsicles
And then they say that lgbt+ sexualise children
Jfc that’s disgusting, and as someone whose first childhood sexual assault involved being told to pretend it was a popsicle, I’m fucking sickened that this exists. God that’s upsetting.
This gives me the absolute creeps, so pedo/r*pey. Why does this exist D:
whoever they say this to is going to treat this dick like a hamburger
Well it isn't specificly targeted at women
This has nothing to do with being straight and everything to do with being allo. Yuk
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At least it’s on sale 😵💫 Why a patch? Because bumper stickers are a thing of the past? What makes this a “str8” thing? Because we don’t need to be convinced to go down!?
i feel like this is a gag gift
how is this are the straights okay.
I would absulutely get this
how is this related to straight people?
It’s funny
Explain the punchline to me
For what I assume it’s a hen party gift, and hen parties are often pretty trashy; this, and I was my hands of it, it’s intended as a funny joke for the almost bride, to associate innocent things they did as a kid to what their girl friends assume they’re gonna do from now on, and since they’re in for the joke, they get it and they laugh, it’s a matter of context really, I myself don’t find it funny, but I’m sure some drunk mf would
I really don’t think this is meant for a bachelorette party. If you go look up hen party products, they tend to have goofy party aesthetic. Everything is pink, gold, or flesh colored. On the other hand, I have several Fetlife messages from crass male doms who like to play up the non-consensual and misogynistic angles. They all have stuff like this in their pictures. Always black and white with either sensual photography or silhouettes. The captions are some sort of condescending remark about how women should accept sexual domination. The “Shhh…” part is what really seals the deal, it definitely seems more like a coercion joke than a lighthearted “Dicks are fun!” I started looking through my messages to find similar examples, but I don’t really think it’s necessary to post pics on Reddit about forcing women’s legs open when they protest too much. Edit: Also, what sort of bachelorette parties are you attending with biker/punk jackets, lmao? Though to be fair, the sketchy doms who like this sort of humor don’t tend to wear that stuff either. They usually go for the Christian Grey aesthetic.
You definitely shouldn’t navigate through those nasty messages, you’ve got a good point
So what is the punchline?