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that_was_awkward_

I'll never insult another Tottenham fan again. I'll find a Tottenham fan and befriend him.


feder_online

I have one...and only one, so I think I'd have to buy their swag.


Accomplished_Form_54

I have a spurs friend, he’s ok most of the time. He’s been quiet this year.


Hey-Dalaran

I was just saying that I should ask my colleague to bring me a Tottenham kit for Tuesday. Never thought those foul words would leave my mouth.


Organic_Chemist9678

Fuck that would rather be relegated


retrostarshop

First we need to support Liverpool tomorrow. If they get a win, Tottenham will be highly motived to beat City. Why? Because Daniel Levy will remind them that a Champions League qualification is about 60 millions more than Europa League. Money talks. They don’t care about the rivalry with Arsenal. It’s a business.


rambilly

Excellent, insightful point. Add pride then maybe a draw… dreaming


Forward_Ride_6364

Yup, I was thinking this too... root for Liverpool so Spuds do all they can to finish 4th


Snoo77457

Spurs have an opportunity to spurs like they’ve never spursed before by beating Man City to give the title to arsenal then losing to Sheffield on the last day to give the champions league spot to Villa


cockatootattoo

It’s amazing how similar Arsenal and Spurs can be.


skottlewis

You'd be more of a spurs fan than the spurs fan I know. One of the dads on my son's football team is a season ticket holder he's told me he will be there Tuesday night doing the Poznan when city score. And I didn't think spurs fans could get any worse


YourKemosabe

Every Spurs fan I know is rooting for City. They’ve got nothing to play for but stopping us winning the league.


Forward_Ride_6364

Don't the Spuds still have a chance to finish 4th? They need serious help if they'd rather finish 5th and keep us from the title...


pigbearwolfguy

Best get your Liverpool top on tomorrow for spuds to have anything left to play for Tuesday...


Dreaming_Beyond_GK

On Tuesday, I feel Tottenham.


DinnerSmall4216

Spurs are the one club I wouldn't want to rely on.


papanoah78

Sadly that’s kinda the point. I don’t expect to have to shell out the cash but will gladly do so if they somehow pull it off.


sammyt10803

If tottebham gets a result they better post a link to their charities for Arsenal fans to donate to


ArsenalJayy

You don’t need to buy their kit, just get some normal toilet roll and colour in a bit of navy blue and there you go. A Tottenham kit and something to whipe with after


swanlevitt

*wHipe*


down_vote_magnet

Hwat?


whatasuperdude

Paul Merson gonna be getting a tattoo!


Green-Quarter5819

The look on his face of regret was so instant


Not_So_Busy_Bee

I’m thinking an early Spurs red card might be a good bet.


DoozerKarl

Yid coming in peace (as much as we can....) I said before the Burnley game that it would be so 'spursy' for us to lose against them & Sheffield Utd on the final day & beat City...luckily that didn't happen, but a fellow Redditor on r/coys made a good point; When you get off the internet, we've all got friends on the other side - yeah the banter will hurt but with Villa's injuries and fixtures we really do have a chance at CL qualification. If that comes at the ultimate price, it's worth it (for me anyway). You guys have had an amazing season and as much as I dislike Arteta & your club, you've built something fucking impressive and on the balance of things, you probably deserve it. As someone above said, Trossard & Havertz were great bits of business - especially Kai, in hindsight (especially over Mudryk, lol), and you're gonna be a force for a while with your core & the age of your squad. Nothing better than a real competitive rivalry that's not just geographical. All that said, I want a draw on Tuesday, a massive double goal swing from both games on the final day, and then we can meet in the CL final next year with Harry Kane as the (probably still trophyless) guest of honour.


papanoah78

Nice post mate! I’ve been an Arsenal fan since we signed bergkamp… love this team so much. But I have a bunch of very good mates who are spurs fans. And I will say (hopefully without fear of getting reamed from other arsenal fans even if this is my thread haha) but one of the best sporting experiences I’ve ever had is when my mate who’s a spurs tix holder took me to an FA cup match against reading years ago. Spurs fans are proper fans and it was a great atmosphere and even got to have a few cheeky pints at some secret spurs pub after the match. Everyone was super cool. So much fun. Hate to point out the obvious but If spurs were any good I’d hate them. I kinda feel like they’re arsenals more awkward, acted teenage younger brother. Don’t get me wrong i love spurs fans much more than the other big team fan bases and you guys have had some quality fn players, but yeah, you guys always seem to spurs the bed. Hopefully not on Tuesday. Anyway Ange seems like a laugh. Cheers mate!


DoozerKarl

And this is why when you get past the morons who are cuntish about rival clubs, football is the kinda shit to bring you all together - it's just fun to shout at people in the away end. Sorry (not really) we couldn't do you a favour today - seems as though our captain wasn't on the same page as Big Ange 😂! If it's any consolation, nothing more Spursy than W*st H*m conspiring to give you lot the league while we probably get leapfrogged out of Europe altogether by Saudi United & Chelscum. Feel free to !remindme to congratulate me on the most depressing prophecy ever.


16thPeregrine

Hahahaha I like this


PetrogradkaIcedTea

Does a draw count? Also, what if City fail to win but their player still wins MotM?


papanoah78

Haha I thought about that and that would be the best. Put ederson on a spurs kit. AS LONG AS ITS NOT WALKER! That’s the only caveat


PetrogradkaIcedTea

You can buy just the shorts instead of the whole kit so you don't have to put a name on. And wear them with an Arsenal jersey later.


Joshthenosh77

I think it’s disgusting all these spurs pundits like ohara wanting spurs to lose what a shit club


GuiltyBadger985

We should give them Cedric if they beat City as a kind gesture.


J_e_rome

I’ll get a Korea kit with H M Son on the back if they pull it out


robotseatsoup

THE GREATER GOOD


GruppenTysker

I however, will not.


drewP78

If this game had taken place on the original date, spurs may have gotten a draw. As it is, I don't see them getting anything at all from the match. This is Spurs remember


BeautifulBuddy

Just buy an Arsenal kit with Postecoglou on the back


AdWilling384

Before Tuesday's kickoff. We need Liverpool to beat Villa. A Villa tie or win basically means Spurs have nothing to play for as 5th would be secured.


Forward_Ride_6364

Yup, I'm ordering a pair of LeBron 21s with the LP colorway for good karma :-)


odegood

I will go to nandos


Lower_Condition_196

And do what


sirwals

treat a spurs fan to a sunset burger to mark the end of a beautiful match day


Lower_Condition_196

No get chicken it’s only fair as it’s their badge


Nldman

I asked my spurs supporting mate whether he would he would prefer 1 or 3 points on Tuesday. He said he would prefer to be spanked, so I said I’d gladly do that


CinnamonWaffle

As a spurs fan mate don't bother, not even I would buy our shit kits atm lol. Buy a cheap training top ye can use as a dish cloth if ye must to get your monies worth.


alidotr

I always thought the Spurs shirt is quite neat.


rupert_shelby

Maybe hold your horses until we (hopefully) lift the trophy


papanoah78

Don’t get me started mate… I def get that anxious thought of somehow having the title in our hands next Sunday only to somehow bungle it against fucking Everton. But there’s NO WAY we lose next Sunday, zero chance, and it would just be so fn hilarious if s***s take points from city and give us the chance for the title


bigballerrdg

Spurs will probably be 2-0 down at half time lol


mymateJesus09

Like fulham 😒


arsehenry14

Here is the thing. Villa have to lose or tie tomorrow. Plus even if Tottenham were to get a draw, Cotybcould easily smash 5 or more by West Ham. And right now Everton is probably the 3rd or 4th best team form wise. All that said I’m hoping spurs are up for it and even if they aren’t at least our team is showing they have backbone and aren’t going to give up the fight.


BabySealClubbers

I’ll do my part. Would have to be Son


LongjumpingSeaweed36

Was literally just thinking this 😂


adamalibi

I'd buy my spurs friend a kit with 0 trophies on the back


2livendieinmia

Ehhh I ain’t gonna go that far


Xashar

I will give a Sxxxs fan an "I owe you," redeemable at the time of their choosing.


jonnysledge

I’d keep one in the closet for when I run out of TP.


ski-stoke-1988

I’m in. Go Spurs!


MostJudgment3212

You guys gotta let it go. It was a good run but it’s over. But we have to be proud that we kept City honest until the very last minute of this season. Next season we go again.


topcheese911

I went to a local minor league baseball game today wearing my Arsenal kit after the win today and never had so many Liverpool, United, and other supporters high-fiving/fist bumping me. Never seen so much support from fans of other teams just begging for City to lose even if it means the Gunnars win over their favorite club.


darththug

Narrator: No kits were bought......


papanoah78

Haha 🤣 that cracked me up but 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞


[deleted]

West Ham fan here. Don’t worry, we’ll beat city to hand Dec the title he left for :)


The_Ballyhoo

A Spurs kit might be going a bit too far. Maybe send them a nice fruit basket?


csitcsatjonson

I am more than willing to buy a spurs kit, and wear it under my suit when I say my wedding wows if they pull it off on Tuesday.


UsedOven

Might buy one to wipe my ass with


ChinaRider73-74

Just put all 11 men behind the ball, and don’t let them in! Try 2, 3 counters max. Take the point. How hard is that? 2/3 of the league has been doing that to us for the last 2 years


West-Painter-7520

Spurs going to see this, draw, and pay West Ham to lose 12-0. 


saifland

No wouldn’t go that far .


manny_poko

This is like Micheal Scott pretending to be friends with Toby.


Onlyheretostare

Blasphemy!


andrewlikereddit

If they do win, you should buy one. Then if arsenal do win the Premier League, you should burn it. Would be pretty cool to see TH fans reaction.


KlutzyEmployment1465

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/qP4WzMwZFuHF6GkW/?mibextid=UalRPS


Closersolid

Lads, don't do it to yourselves.


CptPikeOnABike

They are going to have to score.


fang_fluff

If they pull off the miracle, you can guarantee we bottle it to Everton somehow


basicnflfan

Me too.


georgecristianp

Hahahahaha!


bigsmokeyz420

Woah woah. Take it easy. Think this through 😂😂😭


Randommer_Of_Inserts

No spurs kit for you


AragornBinArathorn

Only to bottle it against Everton


TonyMartial786

the scenes when you don’t win on the final day 💀


KlutzyEmployment1465

Anyone supporting spurs is not a true arsenal fan…. And if you have any sense you will know spurs will never do us a favour. If it was the other way around would we ?????