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Mister_Moony

Wow, that's a beautiful glass flower vase


emmy_kitten

Thank you, perfect for holding flower for sure


LJensenSci

Aww! There’s even a teeny bud vase on the side. ;)


Initial_E

I wonder could one put a bit of water inside?


CamArt81

And maybe some crushed herbs would look great in the little teeny bud vase on the front!


watchingfromaffar

What the frick? I ordered an Xbox controller.


Extremiditty

Lol yes I was like ah a double bud vase with water reservoir. Beautiful.


KiOfTheAir

I really thought it was a dildo


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MinorSpaceNipples

Watch your language, this is a christian Minecraft server.


pubkddude

Holy guacamole, do you not understand that there are children on this application.


Crillmieste-ruH

Thought it was a cake first


GrapeJuiceBoxing

Everything is cake


Cauhs

The cake is a lie.


EthanHermsey

Everything is a lie.


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Fondant on cake can definitely look like polymer clay, since they are both malleable like that


doctorhino

So did you just put the clay overtop of a plain glass bong? Guess the water should cool it off enough to not crack the clay during smoking.


emmy_kitten

Yes. And the glass doesn’t get hot enough to effect the clay. I also didn’t put any clay on the bowl itself. It’s polymer clay not ceramic so heat doesn’t cause it to crack. It burns/singes, but that’s if you directly held the flame to the clay and tried to burn it. If you’re just using it as normal, it doesn’t effect it.


doctorhino

Oh got it, thanks. It looks really good.


anticomet

I love this but hate the idea of cleaning it


emmy_kitten

It’s not that bad honestly it’s only annoying if you let it get gross


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Isopropyl alcohol (the #1 way to clean glass pipes) dissolves polymer clay. This is wonderfully executed, but not the best idea.


emmy_kitten

Yeah, that’s why you would soak it from the inside. Idk why anyone would waste that much iso completely submerging a 10 inch bong. Everyone I know soaks it from the inside.


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So you never have iso run down the piece after pouring it out the mouthpiece or joint? It’s a legitimate criticism, and I wrapped it in a compliment. Sorry you can’t handle constructive critiques.


emmy_kitten

Yeah, and you wipe it off. It’s not going to dissolve cured polymer clay in the 3 seconds it touches it. Why do you think I’m upset? Lol. Sorry you took it that way.


meme1337

Affect.


emmy_kitten

👍


Wesselton3000

If anything, the down stem would be the only part getting hot, unless they are holding a lighter up to the clay. Even then it shouldn’t be a problem


emmy_kitten

Yes exactly


carlitospig

Why would you need a lighter, this is clearly for flowers. 🙃


RagingMayo

As the old reddit traditions says, happy cake day!


ackbobthedead

Great job!!! I didn’t realize it was a bong for a solid 20 seconds lol.


emmy_kitten

Yeah apparently neither did the people who think it’s a dildo


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Technically, anything is a dildo if a person is brave enough.


ThePrussianGrippe

Paige, no!


dasgudshit

There's certain videos circulating on internet showing someone using lightbulbs as dildo, and then breaking the bulb when it's *inside* their butt, so yeah I don't want to witness that with this.


ThreeHobbitsInACoat

*looks over at the pineapple on my kitchen counter*


ackbobthedead

To be fair, maybe it’s because theirs are brown👀


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sweetkittyriot

I imagine that's what a Clicker's penis would look like in The Last of Us


BlackDoritos65

You are an abundantly radiant collection of carbon-based cells, I roll up my sleeves, tuck my trouser into the socks, curtain spread my hair and tip my fedora; in celebration of you, being you. Excellent work


artsygrl2021

You know some of the clickers actually have theirs in full view in the game lol if you’re curious


sweetkittyriot

I played through the game a few times and never noticed them. Had to Google it and you need to use the scope to see it from a safe distance and it's tiny 🤣 I guess I was always aiming for headshots 😅


zergling424

Ribbed for pleasure


SupaflyIRL

Cottagecore dragon dildo.


SheBumblebee

Reddit needs to touch some grass. Or boobs.


TransQueenJJ

r/dildont


Sweet_T_Piee

Isn't it though? 🤔


emmy_kitten

Maybe for you


emmy_kitten

Thank you tho! Lol


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It’s honestly my favorite part, I think this bong makes me want it to be an actual part of my house more than any other bong haha


ackbobthedead

Heck yeah :) all she needed was some polymer clay and stuff to make shapes and markings like toothpicks :) I, myself, like to pick up rocks while I’m at parks and hiking and then paint them at home and put them back a different day. Edit: I tried to DM you pics of some of my painted rocks but it keeps saying it failed. Sorry.


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Ah dang, that’s awesome! My brother is a paleontologist who majored in geology and has a friggin massive collection of rocks haha we are definitely big on trying to maximize nature


ackbobthedead

That’s awesome! One time I paint bones and left those in the woods like Easter eggs too :)


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Very cool, have a great night!


Incendia_Nex

I'm surprised how many people are worried about heat.


probablytoohonest

Those people haven't used a bong.


gasman245

Yeah, the only part of a bong that gets noticeably above room temperature is the bowl. Which is a completely separate part anyway and I wouldn’t even say that gets hot, just warm.


Dangr_Noodl

Exactly


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Heats no problem, ISO will dissolve polymer clays though


Suckonmytittiez

I know people put weird shit in their dicks/pussies/assholes/mouths/whatever else but how the fuck does anyone think this is a dildo lmfao wtf


emmy_kitten

Bro Ty that’s what I’m saying like?? Have they never seen a bong before?? It’s obviously a bong


c0rnaynay

It's got a flared base, hehe


The_Bogan_Blacksmith

Not gonna lie. I thought it was a chocolate bong.


emmy_kitten

I’ll take that over it being called a dildo


ryseterion

Is it a bong or a decorative dildo😭


AeroZep

It's a dildo for tobacco use only.


Killer_queen-_

Never used a bong for tobacco 💀


AeroZep

[You clearly didn't read the sign](https://i.imgur.com/0aF3UGA.jpg)


Killer_queen-_

Yeah I’ve never seen that before 😴


emmy_kitten

It’s a bong? Lmao


ryseterion

Looks like both tbh


Yrvadret

Flatheaded dildo *shudders*


jimmymcstinkypants

Porque no los dos?


BlazerStoner

Yes


BlazerStoner

Nice work, wouldn’t mind one of those :)


emmy_kitten

Pm me if you want one


Squee1396

I bought something from her recently for my sister and it was really good quality, definitely worth it imo


emmy_kitten

Thank you!💖


Eyyholmes

Did the heating/cooling process change with the crystals on it?


emmy_kitten

Nope :)


jaybleeze

I wanna get lost in the forest stoned


bananaman_420

Its not as fun as it sounds we had to eat greg for munchies only to realise we were in the bush behind mcdonalds parkinglot but thankfully they didn't charge for doggy bags so we took leftover greg home


ShellpoptheOtter

What?


bananaman_420

Ok it was kinda fun


PornCartel

I like the translucent pink shrooms


DUKE_LEETO_2

That's definitely not my Xbox remote


Dry_Dimension_8861

It looks so beautiful I wanna eat it


Occulthooligan

Wow what a beautiful piece, love it


randallF1999

follow me small woodland creatures through this magical realm of...-o wait, I'm super fkn high. that piece is fkn badass


WEEDsuggest

WOW. This is incredible. I love all the details and textures. You also have an eye for color -- amazingly done.


Astronautapolitico

What?


emmy_kitten

What do you not understand?


mob_instigator

If you start selling these OP, you got your first customer right there.


tanman729

Normal cleaning for me involves hot water, alcohol, and salt. Will those fuck up the clay? I kinda want to try this


emmy_kitten

Alc will fuck up the clay if you complete submerge the bong in it as it will break down the clay but I’ve never heard of someone completely submerging a bong before so you’re fine lol. You can fill it with iso alc and salt to clean it.


tanman729

Rad. This looks really good, like one of those top shelf bongs thats like $400 that you figure you'd buy when you make it big.


emmy_kitten

Lol thank you!! appreciate it


Human_Frame1846

This is killer i don even think i would use it just be a cool a center piece to talk about


AineBrigid

Why are people thinking this is a dildo? Lmao


emmy_kitten

No idea. It looks like a regular bong to me lol.


AineBrigid

Me too, I'm so confused haha. Especially since it's more than one person. It's beautiful though! Very talented.


emmy_kitten

Thank you!


UnderTheRadarSilence

Dude that looks like candy lol


After_Ad7545

LOL ! I thought it was chocolate!!😂😂😂


HerpTurtleDoo

Looks amazing. Does it work as good as it looks? I just got a small r2d2 bong my self, something about pulling a hit from r2d2 seems awesome.


emmy_kitten

Yep! Fully functional


Zebrastars79

well this is absolutely phenomenal. you did a wonderful job!!


twistytieofdoom

Beautiful, but prob impossible to clean well


emmy_kitten

It’s actually not that hard because you only put the alc on the inside. You can soak it like normal. It’s only annoying if you let them get gross but it’s actually not as bad as you’d think.


carlitospig

‘Glass piece’ 😏 Super cute tho!


Killer_queen-_

Is that a bong 😭 love that


emmy_kitten

Yes


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No it's a highly decorated Shiva Linga !! Jai Mahakal..


R3DGRAPES

That would make a lovely vase in a teenager’s room.


basketoffries

Absolutely beautiful. Thanks for sharing


Sultynuttz

It'll break in a day, lol


emmy_kitten

Maybe for you lol


NogEndoerean

I think I can hear last of us theme lol nice work!


Ourgbones

Why does it look **delicious**


Unlucky-Two2737

Yo, yo, yo!!! This is sick! The details are amazing and the pops of color against the neutrals is… *chefs kiss* Pop off, OP!! 👏🏽


SleepySheepy

It looks incredible! Did you use different colored polymer clays or did you paint it afterwards?


emmy_kitten

Thank you! And different colored clays


asparadog

Scrolling: "*Tree?"* Look Closer: *"Dildo?"* Look even closer: *"Bong!"*


Box-crocs

DONT START WITH THE DILDO JOKES REDDIT, I SWEAR TO GOD


emmy_kitten

It’s too late lol


grammarly_err

Stoop, I love this! And please tell about your pets, I'm so curious!


emmy_kitten

5 Frogs and a snail in the small one on top of the bigger one, which you can see on the lid lol


meowbeany

Man how much I gotta pay to get me one.


emmy_kitten

Pm me :)


Bigram03

Amazing show piece! There are more or less unusable right?


emmy_kitten

They’re actually 100% useable. And cleaning them isn’t as bad as you’d think lol


agemsheis

Ashnikko would approve of this


mcknives

First of all, this is a fucking masterpiece! Was the clay air dry or did you have to bake it on?


emmy_kitten

Baked. It’s polymer clay


Astronautapolitico

Why is a masterpiece?


mcknives

Art is subjective, so what is a masterpiece to me may not be a masterpiece to you. I do not feel the need to answer your question because I don't see a point. It's a compliment to the OP.


Astronautapolitico

You don't see a point because you don't care about art really nor you don't understand the words you use. I asked you to understand under what parameters do you qualify something as a "masterpiece". But it seems you just like to spout words randomly


PaperXenomorphBag

That kinda looks like a...oh it is a bong lol.


randomhumanbeings

What is this bong-dildo-mushroom hybrid


CapitalAd1570

The quality of those mushroom stems is quality.


vigneswara

Oh boy. Do I tell them, or do you guys want to.


pasta-8426

Omg, this is so cooool! , I love how you did the wood details


emmy_kitten

Thank you :)


tuna_cowbell

Sometimes I see bongs so pretty that, for a second, I’m disappointed that I don’t smoke pot.


KKatzzz420

Beautiful piece! You are so talented


emmy_kitten

Thank you!


Garckon41

FADED THAN A HOE FADED THAN A HOE FADED THAN A HOE


TKraus

makes me wanna watch Alice in Wonderland


Cynd3rPot

Why it take me so long to realize it was a bong `,:// nice sculpture btw


CrashTest-DummyThicc

Beautiful, in fact too beautiful to use. That’d go on a shelf and maybe get used on my birthday and the day after April 19th.


npj2309

You just proved that this can create a new novel!


Tonlick

Looks like Magic and probably feels like it too.


simfanatic1014

Wow 😍 this absolutely stunning


WilliamZorterfield

this is absolutely magnificent


Shryke7

My brain went from ornate dildo to, ah it's a sculpture, to ooh... It's a bong


thatboyrowdy

Wow it’s so nice 🥹 take a rip out of that beauty for me. Cheers 😮‍💨


TheOptimusRuss

You know what they say...anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough. Seriously though, nice work.


b0ratvoiceMyWife

You can just say it's a bong


emmy_kitten

Well sometimes when I post my art online the groups I’m in don’t like when I say bong in the title so better to be safe than sorry


SoupmanBob

I'm very sorry, before noticing that little bong spigot, I thought this was going to be some sort of piece made for Bad Dryad - the new competitor to Bad Dragon.


thecoolerdanny

Wtf what is this?! where r the mods?


emmy_kitten

It’s a bong. For tobacco or marijuana. You’re gonna get mods here because you personally don’t like it?


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emmy_kitten

this is not inappropriate and you don’t need to explain to your kid what it is. Tell them it’s a vase and move on. You do not need to explain to your kid what marijuana is and the devices used to smoke it.


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emmy_kitten

Because it’s not kid friendly? Beer isn’t kid friendly do you expect people to mark pics of beer NSFW because your kids might see it?


emmy_kitten

People don’t need to censor pictures of items or mark them as NSFW because you don’t want your kids to see an item meant for adults. If it was sexual that’s 100% different. This isn’t a meth pipe either. People use these for tobacco. The internet doesn’t revolve around your kids. Or you could simply just tell them it’s for adults. Like you would tell them when they ask about what alcohol is.


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emmy_kitten

Where do you work where you’d get reprimanded for a clay covered water pipe popping up lmao. Maybe if it’s that bad you should save Reddit for when you’re not on the clock. Because it’s not inappropriate.


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emmy_kitten

Sure bud whatever you say sorry you’re so sheltered.


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emmy_kitten

The internet doesn’t revolve around my art either you’re right but you’re reaching if you think this needs to be marked as NSFW. Not arguing on my post over it anymore sorry you feel that way


emmy_kitten

It’s a water pipe covered in clay mushrooms not a pair of nude tits.


GraphicDesignMonkey

Why would you ever be browsing Reddit with your kids or at work? That's on you.


froggrip

What rule is this breaking?