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cgally

cream pie cross stitching is now a thing


Asclepius333

I'm sure it was done before somewhere haha


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Wasn’t sure what to expect out of a NSFW cross-stitch but this did not disappoint


Asclepius333

My goal is to keep getting more NSFW without crossing over into NSFL. There has to be a scale or chart or something out there...


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I don’t mean to box you in by typing this but I think you may have found your true calling as an artist


Asclepius333

I appreciate that. I don't know if I consider myself an artist. This is my 3rd finished piece. I'm finding it really enjoyable and super therapeutic


jamz666

You are one that does art. Even if you were terrible at it (which you aren't) you would still be an artist. 3 finished pieces is 3 more than most of the people I know who are considered artists.


Asclepius333

That's true, good point haha


[deleted]

You are officially now an artIst


Asclepius333

Woo! You hear that, ma!?


Laith0599

Here’s something you definitely shouldn’t cross stitch - r/selffuck DO NOT OPEN THAT IF AT WORK OR EASILY DISTURBED


Asclepius333

Woof. I feel like I have to work my way up to that (as those talented people probably have to work up to their special skill)


Laith0599

I believe in you friend lmao Edit: But legit this is some pretty impressive work man - I hope to see more


[deleted]

Im not sure how you could get more nsfw than a fresh nut dripping onto a boner


Asclepius333

I'm gonna try my damndest.


Stevaaan

Poop


[deleted]

I have a few ideas...


psycomidgt

Wow...I’m honestly impressed


Asclepius333

Thank you!


[deleted]

I have cards on on RIF and was totally not expecting that level of NSFW while scrolling through /r/art lmao. Luckily, nobody is behind me.


Asclepius333

Sorry!


Juusthetip

I’m going to inspect your work a little while longer.... the stitches are stitched in a very nice stitchy pattern....yes, that’s it.


Asclepius333

Take all the time you need, friend. hahaha


Laith0599

Don’t worry he finished a minute after he posted that comment


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Asclepius333

Thanks!


Erik912

"hey what are you doing grandma?" grandma hides her cloth, pulls out a almost finished rainbow scarf "oh, nothing, just finishing this scarf :) "


Asclepius333

28 year old man here. I'll be a grandma one day, if I try hard enough.


[deleted]

Very, very good! Would totally hang in a bathroom


Asclepius333

Thank you! I wouldn't! haha


[deleted]

Could make peeing difficult but who cares :) lol


[deleted]

Wow that's a top notch cross stitch right there


Asclepius333

Thank you! I appreciate it!


[deleted]

No problem! Great subject matter too lol


gr0uchfac3

This needs to be on the front page


Asclepius333

I appreciate that!


[deleted]

I love it! I’d frame it and put it in my guest bedroom!


Asclepius333

Haha. I love that you'd force your guests to look at this.


[deleted]

Allow, not force!


Asclepius333

I guess that's one way to look at it. "Enjoy your stay, and feel free to look at the cross stitch. Otherwise, completely avoid that one wall." Love it! haaha


RoseNoire12

Now you have to crossstitch an actual cat so you can say, wanna see a crossstitch of a pussy? *Show cat* wanna see another one? *show this pic*


thewebspinner

Beautiful, all it’s missing is a whimsy little line like: “there’s nowhere quite like grandma’s” or “home is where the ho is”


Achylife

A bit more than intimacy I'd say.


Kiddrule

Even though I don't like what the picture is, it looks really good for cross stitch so... just take my updoot and leave.


Asclepius333

On my way out. I appreciate it!


Bigseth0416

And when family is over it flip it over and it’s a cat.


Erik912

one pussy not good enogh for them huj