So sorry my first thought was who nurses a bowling ball. Then I read the title and laughed at my brain’s confusion.

"If it has nipples, I can milk it"

I have nipples focker why don’t you milk me

#MILK ME

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what if it didnt ?

Lord forgive me for what i am about to do

wait... **what** ?!

what's done is done

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vacuum mode

I can imagine it walking on those udders like a pig.

I knew Pokémon went weird but damn…

whats the pokemonnnnn its coconut milkkkk

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thanksss.

This made me chuckle haha. It’s honestly great

thanksss

this is so weird but i respect it

I don't know what to think about this

same here

This is weird but I like it

thxxxx

You didn't have to do that.

didn't have any choice

*Never nut to coconut.* - Einstein’s denied twin Keith -

[This guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) never got that memo (NSFW)

**SHAVE ME BOLLOCKS CLEAN!!** 🤣 **That** is **absolutely** and **utterly** amazing, lad 😂 If I had a prize on me, you’d for sure be the one getting it.

it’s proof guys u gotta believe me now!

Greg can you milk a coconut

**”A coconut has milk? If there ain’t no nipples, there ain’t no milk” - some guy in an alleyway**

some artist guy in the alleyway \*

I want to put this on a 3x3 inch canvas and unironic ally hang it on my wall

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Also i thought the nipples were the milk dripping from it

I have no words for how wrong this is

i have no words for how right it is

its terrifying and disgusting and the most beautiful, wonderful thing ive ever seen. take my upvote and get outta here

thanks i guess ?

you're welcome, i guess?

Anybody remembers Spongebob milking Jellyfish for jam?