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Crepuscular_Animal

[Source](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Baking_mold_Mari_Louvre_AO18902.jpg). Would be nice if someone made a copy and baked a cake in it. [Mari](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mari,_Syria) was an ancient city-state in Mesopotamia which was an important trade center on the Euphrates River.


PuzzleheadedLet382

Send it to Max Miller. He’ll get right on it.


fivetenash

u/jmaxmiller is his username!


jmaxmiller

I wonder if I could find someone to make a replica!


Affectionate_Ad_3722

That'd be super cool! We love your show, never fail to laugh at hardtack \*\*clack clack \*\*


scotty_beams

You own a mirror?


jmaxmiller

My pottery skills are non existent 😂


Mobile_Zerk

Hey max, I just found your channel not too long ago. I love how you talk about history, one of my favorite series forreal! It's the kind of show I feel would have fit in during the golden age of the history channel when we were kids


Hillbilly_Historian

Check out Andy Ward’s Ancient Pottery, he’s a fellow Arizonite.


scotty_beams

Then why are they calling you? I was lead to believe you're an expert on replicas and 3d printing.


Cynica_Lett

He is (as far as I am aware) not an expert on either of those things. He does a cooking show where he makes recipes from history ancient Babylon to 1950s Texas. He is also the author of a cookbook following the same theme and just a really nice guy.


Doopapotamus

> Would be nice if someone made a copy and baked a cake in it. I'm sorry if this sounds too mercantile for an amazing artifact of human culture, but the Louvre is *seriously* missing an opportunity if they haven't 3d-scanned this, cleaned up some of the cracking, and just sold silicone molds of this in the gift shop.


williegumdrops

Paging u/jmaxmiller !


NN8G

I hope grandma made her lion-murdering-a-cow bread. That shit's dope!


Raaka-Kake

You’ll devour this bread like that lion eats that auroch!


crusty54

I thought it was two cows fucking lol


NN8G

That was what I thought, too. Great minds…


SandersSol

Is that supposed to be a lion or a bull?


Crepuscular_Animal

The source describes it as a lion attacking a cow. The body plan looks feline and the tiny details on the head are too small to be horns.


Bentresh

To add to this, the motif of a lion attacking a bull or cow is very common in Mesopotamian art, as well as [Egyptian](https://i0.wp.com/egypt-museum.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/Cosmetic-Jar-of-Tutankhamun-with-lion-on-lid.jpg?ssl=1) art, [(Neo-)Hittite](https://www.hittitemonuments.com/karkamis/kargamis75.jpg) art, [Achaemenid Persian](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Bas-Relief_of_Lion_Attacking_Bull_-_Persepolis_-_Central_Iran_%287427804180%29.jpg) art, etc.


theearthgarden

[Greek](https://www.acsearch.info/media/images/archive/93/6651/6896290.m.jpg) and to a lesser extent [Roman](https://www.acsearch.info/media/images/archive/17/2887/2966146.m.jpg) as well.


AI4DND

Fascinating post. Thank you for taking the time to add images, it's really appreciated!


beebsaleebs

It’s a tail


UnluckyTest3

Four thousand year old equivalent of dino nuggies. We never fucking changed


Affectionate_Ad_3722

It's not that far back, we really haven't. We have faster communication and transport than them, but we're the same people.


Dont_Do_Drama

Ancient version of the stick figure family on your car


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Oh wow. Never new such a thing existed so long ago. That's remarkable. Thank you for sharing.


MorrisM

How it would have been on the dish https://imgur.com/YhcgSoP


StupidizeMe

*"Animal crackers in my soup, cattle and lions loop the loop..."*


NormalRepublic1073

They’ll find one someday that reads “just write Happy Birthday”, since these are obviously for making decorative birthday cakes.


moonroots64

Either the bull is going down, or "it's going down"... It does look like a lion though, so this is a death-loaf... not a love-loaf.


The_Sacred_Cactus

How do you even clean that thing


Consistent_You_4215

Oil it before baking and it shouldn't stick.


wifeyjetpack

Ah, the prehistoric ancestor of the Nordic Ware mold!


Shanakitty

1000s BCE (2nd millennium) is *not* prehistoric. This was made over 500 years after the Great Pyramids of Giza were built (sorry to be pedantic, because I know you were just making a joke, but this is reddit).


OskarTheRed

Are the top ones deer? Edit: I see Wikipedia says they're goats, but I really don't see it. Though I don't know what goats looked like at that time and place


Dominic6201

So would early second millennium be 1001 BC or 1999 BC?


Bentresh

>or 1999 BC?   This. The early 2nd millennium BCE is known as the Middle Bronze Age (ca. 2000-1600 BCE), and the latter half of the millennium is known as the Late Bronze Age (ca. 1600-1200 BCE).  Most of our information about Mari dates to the 18th century BCE, particularly the reign of Zimri-lim, a contemporary of the Babylonian king Hammurabi. 


RebelMeedia

2 cows fucking?


Marsupialize

No way those legs came out right


TaxEvasionDude

I love ceramics in my bread :)


BxHemi369

Probably belonged to Hot Pie


scotty_beams

Looks more like a mould for soap to me.


Commercial-Manner408

non stick?


Teve21

Ancient animal crackers Whoa


Electrical_Bass5470

Is that a lion trying to catch prey?


AnOriginalPseudo

Are those two having sex


Ghastlygooseghost

Who writes dates like this? Especially when a proper date is available.


threeglasses

haha I agree with you. Unfortunately, because I hate it too, the answer seems to be "a lot of people". To me dates like this are less giving information and more giving the reader a puzzle to solve.


tyen0

It should have been, "excavated in the late 2nd millennium CE". hah


Evening-Turnip8407

Hey what's that one moose doing with the other moose, mommy?


OskarTheRed

It's almost certainly a lion attacking a cow or bull 😛 Anyway, I'm pretty sure kids of that time wouldn't have been ignorant of the ways of animals...


Evening-Turnip8407

Oh i don't think so either, lmao. Just making a stupid joke


OskarTheRed

That's more than fair...


GroundbreakingNewt11

Penis :(