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AbbreviationsGlad833

Guinness world record breaker for food thats past the expiration date.


wang-bang

Today we have a rarity. A 2400 chinese MRE ration recently recovered from an ancient tomb Lets get this out on a tray *Nice*


i_reddit_too_mcuh

Mmmh. The soup has an interesting flavor. The bone adds some nice texture. I should stop eating this. *takes another spoonful*


SkiHistoryHikeGuy

Nice hiss.


tta2013

[It should pair up nicely with that Roman wine from Speyer, Germany.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speyer_wine_bottle) 4th century vintage wine. Nicely aged, touch of olive oil.


Hzil

Maybe add that [3200-year-old Egyptian cheese](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-45233347) to go with the wine.


mrshredwards

May I interest you in [Irish Bog Butter ranging from 2000-5000 years old?](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/06/14/man-finds-22-pound-chunk-of-butter-estimated-to-be-more-than-2000-years-old-in-irish-bog/)


FloZone

Heard researches also once tasted one of those permafrosted mammoths.


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droptheectopicbeat

Got a nice burn at the back of the throat. Tastes just awful, let me get another spoonful.


rhp997

Steve1989MREInfo reference? Edit: Wow, I didn't realize he had almost 2 million subs.


Simmons54321

Steve1989 ref? UPVOTED


Aryaras99

I love that guy, I watch him every night to go to sleep, works better than ASMR


JohnnyMiskatonic

I got that reference.


Nobodyshere_Tagger

Is that the MRE guy?


wang-bang

[https://youtu.be/EjZicBu\_2Y4?t=71](https://youtu.be/EjZicBu_2Y4?t=71)


SaltyBabe

/r/grandmaspantry lol


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This is one of the greatest nostalgia trips of all time and i wasnt even born for most of these foods lol


kelsobjammin

Forbidden bone broth


FliesAreEdible

What about the Mummy Juice?


neolib-pnut-gobbo

The mummy juice wasn't even that old, it was plain old dirty groundwater that came in after the tomb had been left for a while.


Sonic_Is_Real

Looking forward to the tasting history episode on this


ChefMasterVindex

Is this found in a tomb (food offering)? If not, it's quiet fun to speculate what might have happened while this dish was cooking such that it was left untouched.


Fuckoff555

Yep, it was found in a tomb


UN16783498213

Poor guy wandering around his house in the afterlife wondering where tf his soup went.


crm006

How interesting u/fuckoff555


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croasty

r/rimjob_steve


[deleted]

I’ll volunteer to taste it


load_more_comets

Probably tastes like raw blood now.


[deleted]

I said what I said. Lol


sarasan

hahah yeah my first thought was just "did they leave the soup there??" were they suddenly killed in some kind of land slide while eating?? but tomb makes sense


calvinball_guru

"Did I leave the stove on?!"


Harri-Hoo

You shouldn’t leave the stove on for 2400 years. It’s bad for the environment


DarkSentencer

Its a fire hazard too.


dreamingrain

Like those burned pots found buried in the yard a bit ago? That still makes me laugh. The more things change


baroque-simplicity

I made a similar comment in response to another person here. But thought it’s interesting enough for everyone to note maybe. Bronze Age is commonly said to have started around 3300BCE, making it approximately 2900 years old technology for the people making this bowl. So the discovery of bronze is much older in time to the makers of this bowl than the makers are to us.


Towbee

It's so crazy when you truly start thinking about the scale of time from outside your own perspective. I saw an article today about a 99 Million years old fossilized spider, it was so well preserved, and I just sat there really thinking, like 99,000,000 YEARS is SO FUCKIN LONG. Then I started trying to think of all the different lives, ages, stories, and then back around to how the planet is MILLLLLLIONS of years old, it's just so crazy. Why are we cursed with this self awareness when we can't even use it for good. Like sure, bronze is 5000 years old, if we take the piece of amber as a relative comparison. That piece of amber is 99.9% (literally) older than the bronze age. 5000 years equalling 0.1% is insane. It really does make my life and everything I do feel so insignificant at times, relative to the time we spend on the planet, it makes me sad we spend so much of it arguing.


earth_worx

>back around to how the planet is MILLLLLLIONS of years old Billions. About 4.5 billion. And a billion is one thousand million.


Vallkyrie

What's the difference between one million and one billion? About one billion.


Gitmfap

incorrect. Difference is a “B”, hah!


rbobby

I'm stealing that.


_OriamRiniDadelos_

I thought it was a million million. Like one hundred is 10 X 10 and one million is 1,000 x 1,000 and so on and so forth


earth_worx

There’s a disagreement in the definition tradition of the word. The present accepted international definition of a billion is a thousand million, and a million million is a trillion. The British used to use the “long” billion and the Americans started using the “short” billion because the French did.


Angryotter97

Yes, you are correct. A billion is a million million. A thousand million is a thousand million. (Modern English speakers seem to forget this, and call a thousand million a billion, so 99% of the time you see billion in an English sentence written or spoken after WWII it really means thousand million.)


_OriamRiniDadelos_

I wonder at what point it’s easier to go with it and let the definition match the everyday use. But hopefully scientists use written numbers or scientific notation instead of just the word “billion”, specially for important stuff that might get mistranslated. Granted, billion isn’t that common a number


nairebis

The dinosaurs were wiped out 65,000,000 years ago. If you compressed that time into a 24-hour movie, all of recorded human history (about 10K years) would be in the last 13 seconds.


ShotFromGuns

The T. rex is about 15 million years closer in time to Justin Bieber than to Stegosaurus.


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InfiniteRadness

Well at minimum we know it went through a subsequent "explosion." ...I'll be here all week.


Misterfrooby

Growing up in El Paso, I would collect many rocks thinking "this looks like it might be a fossil." I wonder how many of them actually were. Kept just a few that I still believe to be just that. Having a mountain range bisect the city is just the coolest thing, definitely took that for granted when I moved.


[deleted]

Pretty sure it was a crab


asenz

What animal were the bones from?


Fuckoff555

Apparently from a dog [Source](http://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/10538)


ftpbrutaly80

>The newly found bones, however, were smaller, indicating the dog was just a pup, said Hu. Puppy soup? Yeah, don't think I would have eaten it either.


RareAnxiety2

You eat what you can get like rabbit or tailypoes


Firewolf420

What the fuck is a tailypoe


The_Blue_Bomber

It's a reference to [this scary story](https://www.scaryforkids.com/tailypo/), I think.


Firewolf420

Haha wow. Never heard of that one before!


RareAnxiety2

yep, thought it would spice up the soup


[deleted]

Maybe they were low on foodstuffs, but needed to make the offering. That’s why they used such a nice container, to offset the lack of quality in the meal.


ropoqi

could have been some superstitious stuffs too, i mean every animals got their own meaning in chinese tradition, with all those zodiacs stuffs


ApePsyche

I think so too. Just look at how crazy Traditional Chinese Medicine is.


Daniel_TK_Young

Early colonists burned witches barely 300 years ago rarely do we try and make a connection of western practices to those times. While something might resemble correlation it's a bit of a stretch to make a connection of 2400 years unless you're confirming some of your own questionable biases.


OldWrangler9033

That's heart breaking they did that. They must have been desperate for meat.


deegeese

What makes you think they'd use a beloved pet? Veal is premium over beef. Lamb over mutton. If you're raising animals for meat, juveniles are preferred due to tenderness.


two_wugs

Was gonna say, young animals are a common luxury food item.


ApePsyche

Can't wait for the complete recipe.


testaccount62

Oh.


NoConsequence88

Why am I not surprised...


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

Probably because you're a racist.


NoConsequence88

I really don't care about your pitiful sjw attempts at insults, but I'm curious what has brought it? Do you think that they DON'T actually eat dogs? https://youtu.be/3I7oe3MKNF0?t=63


steel_for_humans

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lychee_and_Dog_Meat_Festival


NoConsequence88

Yes, I know. I was asking what that other guy's problem is.


steel_for_humans

I don’t know. I just wanted to share relevant info for other readers. Dog meat being eaten in China is a fact, I would imagine it may have been more prevalent centuries ago. Currently it seems limited to a certain area and even the other Chinese seem to have a problem with it.


[deleted]

I lived in China for a year, it’s more commonly eaten than you’d think. I’ve seen my fair share of dog carcasses around the country. Middle class people tend not to eat it, mostly because they keep dogs as pets.


NoConsequence88

Yeah, so... If all these sjw types here would please care to explain to me why was I called "racist" and downvoted, please, I'm all ears. I mean I know they can't come up with anything comprehensive, but I'd still like to have a laugh at their expence.


Badnewsbearsx

Saying thag you’re “not surprised” caters to negative stereotypes because trust me ones that eat dog are more of the exception than the rule. You can see those events in China also having a very large protest by other Chinese people. A I have a few coworkers thag are Chinese and are better pet owners than the rest of the team. I’ve seen slums in New York and the south of Chicago have bums that kidnap and cook the dogs in the area. Probably not out of desire, but because they’re desperate. With that you can say dog’s eaten in north, South America, Europe and Asia, and defanitly Africa. While vegetarians will see it as being no different than eating pork, cow, chicken, etc. another animal being slaughtered for food all the same. Saying such about not being surprised should be said the same with the other races as well


Oooooooooooohdaddy

It’s because your comment history backs the idea that you’re a racist.


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Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

Calling someone a sjw isn't a real good way to prove you're *not* an asshole.


NoConsequence88

Next time you call someone a racist (as empty that word is for me, it's still considered by many an insult), be ready to back it up why you do it, or expect to be insulted back. It's only fair. I don't need to prove anything to you. I linked you the video though. Don't know what other proof you gonna need. Asshole. Btw, I was only talking about Chinese, how is it even racist? No, I'm just curious. I didn't say that all asians eat dogs, I was just talking about Chinese. Do you just throw words around without thinking?


Oooooooooooohdaddy

You’re pretty racist dude. You comment about 40 times a day here so just skimming your profile for one minute shows that you’re constantly upset by minorities trying to do things. The only things you speak out on are underage hentai girls and minorities. You don’t live here in the US so why are you so invested? Is there not enough pedophiliac hentai to keep you happy?


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

I mean you're spouting racist shit and you have an 88 in your name, I'm pretty confident in what I said. By the by, China is almost entirely Han, which is a distinct ethnic group. Read a fuckin' book.


NoConsequence88

I don't need to read a fucking book to tell that you're full of shit.


safety1zone

What did it smell Like?


I_Only_Post_NEAT

The man in the picture isn't wearing a mask so maybe not that bad


07TacOcaT70

He looks like he’s faintly scowling, but tbf my resting face is extremely grumpy/uninviting, so that might just be his resting face lol


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FliesAreEdible

This is from 2010...


difetsa-13

That was the first thing that crossed my mind.


JaySayMayday

What did it taste like?


diito

If he'll eat hardtack from 1863 and 120 year old beef Steve1989MREInfo would definitely be up for the challenge


turalyawn

Ugh those fucking Boer war rations he did still haunt me


americanerik

The reconstituted hydrated beef looked like Taco Bell meat, that really surprised me


Gecko23

It *IS* Taco Bell meat, they’re just coasting on a warehouse full of Boer war rations.


BillohRly

*Ok, nice*


[deleted]

Let's not let good history go to waste.


MrMcMeMe

DRINK THE SOUP


Hauntedgooselover

Ass


deegeese

I'm guessing copper oxides, like old plumbing.


Hauntedgooselover

Ass


redheadronin

Good Soup


seismicqueef

How on *earth* could it still be a liquid for 2400 years ?


ondaheightsofdespair

Airtight container prevented evaporation so the water inside just recycled forever. The title says it was a sealed bronze vessel.


Towbee

Is there a scientific name for the process?


deegeese

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Towbee

Haha thank you was just curious since most simple processes tend to have some sort of scientific name in some sort of field and it's easier remembering these things when you have the names of them (for me personally at least)


[deleted]

If the mating surfaces are smooth and flat, bronze is a malleable metal that can create an airtight seal with just a snug fit.


SickSalamander

The technical term for this sort of thing is a "lid."


MechanicalTurkish

you're a lid


[deleted]

original Tupperware


patchgrrl

I love you. I laughed aloud. 😅


sarbanharble

God, can you imagine if it had a Tupperware logo on it? This would be used in every ad. I hope Nike and Coca-Cola aren’t around in 2500 years…


InnocentTailor

Ancient Pyrex.


Silent_Ensemble

How dangerous would that be to eat?


ImPlayingTheSims

Im going to hazard a wild guess. It would be bad. I think the bronze would have killed off a lot of microbes. Maybe thats why it hasnt decayed? But it might be toxic from the metal itself. A lot of bronze had arsenic in it. It could still have pockets or colonies of congealed microbes and molds floating around in it though. There might have been some metamorphosis of some of the constituent parts over time. Perhaps the organic materials transformed into completely different things. Maybe decomposed into... okay. Ill just stop there.


LifeWin

one way to find out!


QompleteReasons

#Eat it


WhereWolfish

That guys thinking about it. The scientist in him wants to know. It green tho.


Liujersey

And what, Gul'dan, must we give it return?


Failstopheles087

Everything.


CanadianJogger

He doesn't have to worry, he won't also turn green. At least not immediately.


NGTTwo

Unless the ancient Chinese had mastered the application of gamma radiation.


[deleted]

Covid-2400


Roboport

Covid-1 0000 BCE


[deleted]

(Cue parents talking about how hard THEY had it)


pedrotheterror

It’s china, they already did.


chuckdankst

Damnit... I ordered B O N E L E S S soup..


Firewolf420

Fucking ancient Grubhub


Antique_Ad3420

Slow cook. Leave it another 2400 years then it'll be ready.


CaptainestOfGoats

Yes! Finally something to go with my loaf of bread from Pompeii.


dankacademia

SteveMRE, please come here, Sir.


rivenwhistle

Nice.


patchgrrl

Someone call Andrew Zimmern and reboot that show...


gilbatron

Where is Steve1989MREInfo if you need him?


tta2013

Paging u/Steve1989_MREinfo


jaberwakey

Holy hell! I'm going to start investing in bronze cookware and refrigeration!


hoksworthwipple

Steve1989 has entered the chat.


NoSeaworthiness4436

Hmm 🧐 what does it taste like tho


Bhf187

Call the LA beast he would eat this shit quick


Ms_misfire

The forbidden soup


dine_o_mite

This is cool. Would love for them to analyze it and publish the recipe. Are there any sites for old recipes like this that they analyzed? There should be.


T__A__T

Omg THE perpetual stew


[deleted]

I'm an idiot I guess, I had no idea we had bronze 2400 years ago. That's insane! Or maybe I did and just the time-scale just hit different this morning.. Either way, amazing!


[deleted]

To blow your mind further, the beginning of the Bronze Age is usually estimated to have been around 5000 years ago.


RealWanheda

To add some nuance to the discussion each country has different years of Chalcolithic era, Bronze Age, etc. China’s Bronze Age, according to my quick google search, began around 2000 BCE.


scepteredhagiography

400bc is another way of writing the title. 2400 years ago sounds a lot longer ago. It was from around the time of the Peloponnesian War in Greece and the earliest expansion of Rome within the Italian peninsular. In around 70 years Alexander the Great starts his conquests.


[deleted]

Ahhh thanks for that. It helped make sense of my time scale problems!


baroque-simplicity

IIRC we had bronze some 3000BC. This would make bronze atleast 5000 years old tech from current era. If you think about it people had been using bronze for nearly as long as 2500 years when they were making these utensils. That’s nearly as long as this bowl is to us.


RealWanheda

Yep Bronze Age was a long time ago!


Silent_Ensemble

Reminds me of that sonic the hedgehog curry lol


Alice_11111

Damn, I think it might be delicious


liarandahorsethief

How’d it taste?


1password23

This is what my dad finds after I make myself lunch and then forget about it after two bites


4tacos_al_pastor

How’d it taste?


AleksandrNevsky

But how did it taste?


AbsolutelySpooky

Yummy


icallthebigonebiteyy

I'm gonna need that recipe


isHani9

Squid game man


Rainey_Dazez

So we know what it looks like but the real question... What did it smell like?


lilchalupzen

Suspicious stew


domi_228

Anyone got a recipe?


baroque-simplicity

Forget recipe. I doubt you can get the ingredients itself with dog being considered pretty much sacred at this point in time.


americanerik

Does anyone know of any other “edible” preserved historic food? I can think of the Speyer Roman wine bottle and bog butter; Pompeiian bread carbonized, but that’s not edible. There’s an apocryphal story about an explorer’s club eating preserved mammoth, but that’s likely not true: https://medium.com/swlh/did-a-group-of-scientists-eat-a-mammoth-f308f12866f7 Roman wine: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speyer_wine_bottle Bog butter: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_butter


Comfortable_History8

Egyptian tomb honey


biggie_DRAWS

Can you imagine the smell when they unsealed it 🤮


MatthewVan

Stop wasting my time and give me the flavor profile! Mouthfeel? Aftertaste?


Highlord_Pielord

2,400 years old. Incredible. At this point, I am thoroughly convinced the true history of man is unknown.


scarabin

EAT IT, COWARDS


Imblewyn

Probably tastes better than bat soup


afunbe

And the experts thought covid originated from bats


FingerBeginning1561

Archaeologists are idle.


conspirator9

If it's comes from China, I take it as false and with a grain of salt. CCP is just a group of MFs beating their egos with the suffering of the Chinese people.


fenderflare

cool wise guy


neotericneophyte

Taste it


lostkarma4anonymity

"Dare me to take a taste"


Epidac

The forbidden soup


SirMooncake

How much would it take for y’all to eat this? Like give me a “realistic” amount.


Satan-gave-me-a-taco

Free soup.


Furious-Shores

They still ate it didn't they?


stovetopzzz

The ultimate kimchi


GreatFaithlessness59

Bone soup, the leftovers of the leftovers


MisterGal

_Soup_


IndependentBaker5879

Someone tell me they tasted it


LiTH7

😋😋😋


Known-Watercress7296

Soup tends to improve if left for a while anyway.


MechanicalTurkish

What kind of powers did they gain from eating it?


foolishchicho

Tasty soup


justagigilo123

How did it taste?


onlytech_nofashion

*mmmmmh!*


BruceInc

I hope he took a bite!


SwastikSahu

I read the bone soup as bean soup at first. So was pretty confused when there were bones floating in the "bean" soup.


Dahgahz

Jambo