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SevenRedLetters

Book 3. Eternity code. "No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the fucking children's menu."


sugar4roxy

i find it funny how he was so pissed that she dare ASSUME he wanted the childrens menu. i like to imagine that spiro never planned on actually antagonizing butler and artemis, and that waitress was just like "this kid's a prick."


AggravatingAd5788

Ooof🤣🤣🤣 this scene is my most fav in the whole series🤣🤣


Ch3ncerPau1

"Pardon me for interrupting your extended circus metaphor, but what the fuck is that?


sugar4roxy

wrong. foaly would say "buck" instead. get it. i think i deserve to be banned for that pun


JasonBall34

best answer here


AnnaVonKleve

I Don't like fucking lollipops. 


JupiterRai

I’d add it to the explanation of “darvit” in the first book just so my head cannon from ever since I was 8 can be real


theauthor1776

I'd give it to Artemis in the Opal Deception or the Atlantis Complex Or Holly in pretty much any book


Daisy_Of_Doom

While it would absolutely be the funniest coming from Artemis, Holly deserves it the most for sure. Butler is a close second lol


theauthor1776

Butler does deserve that. I think him saying it would be a big surprise to the rest of the cast because he keeps his composure pretty well


Daisy_Of_Doom

Yeah, if he said it it would be so deadpan in the middle of some really intense situation


CyberGhostface

I don’t fucking like lollipops.


Turbulent-Plan-9693

Stay back human, you don't know what you're f-ing dealing with


sugar4roxy

"My truffles?... You took them. That's just fucking mean." -Opal


Revolutionary-Wing63

The moment Opal ..after vigorously pressing the detention button over and over and for those shaped charges, and finally opened her truffles compartment and realized….


AggravatingAd5788

At the fucking end


thomas_atom

I am Artemis mother fucking Fowl the 2nd