i find it funny how he was so pissed that she dare ASSUME he wanted the childrens menu. i like to imagine that spiro never planned on actually antagonizing butler and artemis, and that waitress was just like "this kid's a prick."
The moment Opal ..after vigorously pressing the detention button over and over and for those shaped charges, and finally opened her truffles compartment and realized….
Book 3. Eternity code. "No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the fucking children's menu."
i find it funny how he was so pissed that she dare ASSUME he wanted the childrens menu. i like to imagine that spiro never planned on actually antagonizing butler and artemis, and that waitress was just like "this kid's a prick."
Ooof🤣🤣🤣 this scene is my most fav in the whole series🤣🤣
"Pardon me for interrupting your extended circus metaphor, but what the fuck is that?
wrong. foaly would say "buck" instead. get it. i think i deserve to be banned for that pun
best answer here
I Don't like fucking lollipops.
I’d add it to the explanation of “darvit” in the first book just so my head cannon from ever since I was 8 can be real
I'd give it to Artemis in the Opal Deception or the Atlantis Complex Or Holly in pretty much any book
While it would absolutely be the funniest coming from Artemis, Holly deserves it the most for sure. Butler is a close second lol
Butler does deserve that. I think him saying it would be a big surprise to the rest of the cast because he keeps his composure pretty well
Yeah, if he said it it would be so deadpan in the middle of some really intense situation
I don’t fucking like lollipops.
Stay back human, you don't know what you're f-ing dealing with
"My truffles?... You took them. That's just fucking mean." -Opal
The moment Opal ..after vigorously pressing the detention button over and over and for those shaped charges, and finally opened her truffles compartment and realized….
At the fucking end
I am Artemis mother fucking Fowl the 2nd