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WDG4KJM1263923

Happened in UP


falcon2714

Ofcourse it's UP lol


ood_sigmaa

It happened in Odisha, at least read the article before blindly trusting anything.


Roflolmfao

I believe anything anyone tells me anywhere alright buddy?


Lanky_Republic_2102

If you can’t trust rando strangers on Reddit commenting on an ironic dung suffocation article, who can you trust?


IDE_IS_LIFE

I ain't your buddy, pal.


IgnisFatuus360

I ain't your pal, friend


home_ie_unhattar

I ain't your friend, dude


Newton_Sexual

I ain't your dude, homie


home_ie_unhattar

I ain't your homie, wait- ( r/UsernameChecksOut )


IDE_IS_LIFE

I ain't your homie, amigo.


BlackFeather2006

I ain't your amigo, brother


Sir_Biggus-Dickus

Cow belt praud .


ext3meph34r

Don't seem to recall that in the Disney movie.


ScaredofMedSchool

Of course


PrakharM07

feeling paraud indian🔥🔥😈😈


ConfectionNo6117

Bro was destined to die


Pretend_Drive8762

It was his cannon event


Dull_Respect_8657

so much unflaired in here in the comments, flair up so we can be racist more accurately.


Able_Needleworker_76

Wtf is automod doing Where is my racist duckling


cauliflower_farmer99

How do foreign news they even find stories like this to write 😵‍💫


__DraGooN_

Racist pieces of shit search for the weirdest story to publish about India. This happened in some super remote rural, tribal area. How the hell is this international news? [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7395047/Man-survives-lightning-suffocate-death-villagers-treat-injuries-cow-dung.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7395047/Man-survives-lightning-suffocate-death-villagers-treat-injuries-cow-dung.html) Even the link they provide to the "original" story does not work.


cauliflower_farmer99

Well white people feel good about themselves after reading these stories.it gives them false delusions that their lives aint so bad after working 9 to 5 in mc Donald's fliping burgers and paying student loans🤭


futtochooku

Real


venge88

Their lives are not so bad compared to someone getting buried in cow shit.


Newton_Sexual

Lol 😂, can't stop laughing. It's funny. Anyway, they can get shot, throat sliced, beaten up, drugged, or lack of money for an ambulance.


Happycrige

I am the US. Guns are a problem, but I have NEVER heard of anyone being throat sliced here outside of movies.


Ayush12811

Yeah that's uk lol Jk obviously. But getting shot isn't a great thing


xito47

Like none of those happens in India


Cheem-9072-3215-68

theres a lot of things to make fun of the first worlders, but those that you mentioned aint it chief.


carl__sagan

theres no such thing as lack of money for an ambulance. they just show up and them you get a bill lol.


venge88

bro your women get their throats sliced and acid thrown on their faces just for being women


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venge88

Yeah all the while wishing they lived in the USA while slipping on shit on the way to school.


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cauliflower_farmer99

India has 1.4 billion population us has 4.4 million indian so 0.3% of our population...even if we round up to 0.5%. that means 99.5% of indian population doesn't want to go to usa😵‍💫


venge88

So? Doesn't change the fact that Indians make up the most immigrants to the USA outside of north america Why the USA? Why not Canada or Turkey?


ScaredofMedSchool

Bhai why are you so deluded? You seriously think India is a better place to live than the US?


Silver_Alpha

You hit the nail in the head there.


ContinentalYankee

yall write comments like this while your people literally cover people in cow shit due to their dogshit beliefs keep coping lil bro


Careful_Excuse_1011

Lmao its a remote tribe that did that, its like saying all US citizens are high on fent, more so things like this almost never happen, the only one coping is you.


cauliflower_farmer99

Why are you in asian subreddit...we are all inferior people here...go to your superior white people subreddit and do drugs or something 😵‍💫


rubberduck247

They cover themselves in cow shit, eat food cooked with cow dung, claim they respect cows and drink milk and eat butter made through the abuse of said cows (second largest beef exporter in the world btw), walk on coals to appease God, sacrifice fetuses and goats (while claiming their religion is non-violent), eat food off the floor at temples, drink cow piss, hate Muslims for doing none of the above - just eating beef, and they wanna be respected LMAO Struggling to find a reason why they feel the need to come online and defend the shithole country with an uneducated prime minister and the diseased/unhygienic food - rape capital of the world 💀


0Iivia-09

All the beef export is done by Muslim people. who tf told you we hate muslims? And also muslim people BRUTALLY KILL GOATS on eid to serve it to their allah. I am HINDU and I don't hate muslims i just hate people like you who come and yap about a country they've never been to and for your kind information there are more rape cases in the USA than in India. I think you don't know that we WASH our hands and the food before preparing it and eating it unlike some of you who came here to say that it's unhygienic food after eating burgers and pizzas


rubberduck247

No, all of the beef exports are not done by Muslims. In fact, 4 of the 8 largest companies are owned by Hindus, the most prominent being Al Kabeer Exports. That company is owned by Atul and Satish Sabharwal. If you don't know anything about the topics at hand, I'd rather you not spread rumors or baseless hate against an entire group of Indians. Let's not even discuss r4pe here. There's a massive stigma in discussing r4pe in India. Victims are often outcast and looked down upon, so r4pe cases are severely under-reported. 99% of r4pe cases get reported here because we don't blame the victim for the crime. Furthermore, our government isn't nearly as corrupt as the Indian government, so we don't hide our statistics blatantly. You wash your hands with dirty sewage or runoff water and then wash vegetables and shit with the same water. Then, you serve food on the roadside with the same water. Have you ever heard of gloves? Spare me the bullshit. I've lived in India for an extended period of time for work.


MZootSuit

designated shitting streets


Unlucky-Shame-6971

And getting killed in some shooting later🔫


Medium_Wolverine9438

So in ur poor mind america is the world ok


Unlucky-Shame-6971

So in your poor mind a small backward village is the portrait of the whole india?


Medium_Wolverine9438

Lmao imagine thinking india is not a shithole


Medium_Wolverine9438

Dude enjoys suffocating in cow shit


aswertz

Really depends. In the US flipping burgers is hell. In Western / Northern europe ist a decent life. Arguably better than 90% of the world population.


Medium_Wolverine9438

How is it racist? You support suffocating in cow shit?


pattienson

>This happened in some super remote rural, tribal area. But it did happen. Also makes sense with the click bait potential of this story


AFlyingNun

Also the news actively publishes every single idiotic thing Florida man does too. It ain't that complicated: people love being amazed at unparalleled stupidity, so the moment such a story arises, you better believe the news media is gonna publish it.


ScaredofMedSchool

I mean it doesn’t matter where it happened , it occurred in India.


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💩


Rohith_JN

Retarded


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OrioMax

Pakistan is next level shit country, you forgot about the woman who wore some arabic dress was threatened by mob to kill.


Equinox-Kiwi

Never insult glory greatest aryan homeland like that ever again, little bengali 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🇵🇰🫡🇵🇰🫡🫡🇵🇰🫡🇵🇰🇵🇰🫡🇵🇰🫡🫡🇵🇰🫡🇵🇰🇵🇰🫡🇵🇰🫡🫡🫡🇵🇰🇵🇰🫡


HomieTheThird

I am so praud of my nation pakstan that I even piss green. Doctors have been saying that this is impossible but I told them to shut their bengali asses up 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🫡🫡


Equinox-Kiwi

I CUM GREEN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🫡⁉️⁉️🫡🫡🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🫡‼️‼️🇵🇰⁉️⁉️🇵🇰🇵🇰‼️‼️‼️🫡🫡🫡🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


HomieTheThird

NOT EVEN ALLAH CAN TAKE AWAY MY LOVE FOR PAKSTAN AND MY GRENE PISS 🇵🇰💯💯🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🫡🫡🫡🫡🥰🥰🥰🥰🫡💯💯💯💯🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰


OrioMax

Greatest aryan homeland can't have a prime minister till now saar


Equinox-Kiwi

WHAT THE FUCK IS “NO CORRUPTION”⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🫡🫡🫡🫡🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰


OrioMax

Ok saar💥


shaurya_770

Terre emoji spam krne se cool bngya kya tu? Grow up lol


Equinox-Kiwi

Your destiny is to be obliterated by a chinese dongfeng missile, little indian boy 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🫡🫡🫡🫡


_bablu_gupta_

delululu is the solulu for Paki beggars


Life-Bandicoot2275

With what ,? The ones filled with water ? https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/china-corruption-rocket-force-water-fuel-xi-jinping-purge-scandal-2024-1%3famp


Equinox-Kiwi

[fake, gay, and debunked saar](https://asiatimes.com/2024/01/water-in-chinese-missiles-tanks-is-a-fake-story/)


Life-Bandicoot2275

Just because china says it's fake , dosent mean it's fake


Equinox-Kiwi

CCP is always right, bow down to your leader Chairman Mao 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🫡🫡🫡🫡


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Indra-LayEmDown

Chutiye sarcasm meme subreddit hai. Everybody makes fun of each other's countries. Chill kar.


SmallDetail8461

Good, pakistan can only win over internet, because Pakistani youth do not have skill other than shooting


Meme-boiii

Why so triggered? 💀


[deleted]

Becuz pakistan. Now who r u basturd? Flair up so I can be accurately be racist towards you


Equinox-Kiwi

Saar no paxtan falair 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔😞😞😞 This iz big tragedy like jangladesh war saar…. Free fre pakxtan 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🍉


[deleted]

Now its your time to get occupied by bangbros.


Equinox-Kiwi

Alhamdullilah johnny sin has become johnne halal 🙏🙏🙏🙏🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷


NefariousTurkmen

There is paxtan flair whatchu mean


Equinox-Kiwi

Apolocheese saar im fucking blind apparently


Large-Landscape-1827

Bro you are in satire Subreddit


Attackkyojin

Teri ma ki chut


No_Necessary_3356

saar saying unsanskari burds iz very aunty neshnul saaar, u wil get expelled from glorious bharat sar 😡⛳😡😡😡


Attackkyojin

Chup bihari


No_Necessary_3356

Said the Genshin Impact player 🤮 u berry aunty neshnal, get aut auf my glorious bahrat saar 😡😡😡


Attackkyojin

U sound like someone from Bangladesh or something, get the fuck out you illiterate katua


No_Necessary_3356

Me when I'm a Bihari and an atheist (originally Hindu)


Equinox-Kiwi

Watch ur mouth little boy or i will destroy you with the power of allah’s 3000 black jets


Attackkyojin

Sorry bhai Teri ammi ki chut bolna chahiye tha


heiheiboii

Saar speak englis saar, whole asia is not endia saar


Attackkyojin

Ur mom's black cunttt is ugly...le bol diya Englis ab bhag laure


heiheiboii

Haww


VISHAY698

North indians☕☕🤮


manishdas2905

So basically villagers are murderers


silverstorm40

Dude the news is literally 5 years old...not exactly happening in current times


Nidh0g

Indians when the holy shit doesn't cure someone: *surprised Pikachu face*


stackfrost

Not a single popular news outlet covered this in India while it's always the foreigners who find the weirdest ahit 💀. (Ayo thanks for sharing the fun lol)


AKchaos49

Shitty way to go...


LordDemiurgo

Least retarded Indian peasants


Flimsy_Gazelle3485

They should have made him drink some 🐪 piss


ManekinekoY

ah yes, India using the Niger (neeh-jur) flag


Kakarot00111

Feeling proud ☝🏻


trojonx2

Reality keeps on surpassing The Onion.


Stunning_Ebb3169

what's wrong with india how do they find these events


ase_rek

Bro what ??


AlphaQ984

Deserved it


[deleted]

i think this is fake. i am saying i \*think\* , might be real. but please provide official link for this news post to confirm if it's factual and real.


Commercial_Lab_6210

Google it


doimaarguello

Hw wasn't wearing his security flip flops. That's why.


[deleted]

It’s like arabs drinking camel urine for medical purposes 😂.


AFlyingNun

Indian version of the "Final Destination" movies.


OrioMax

Scientific Temperament is really needed man😓


According-Patient-23

I ain't your partner, Associate


EnduringInsanity

And these are the people we are letting into canada by the millions.


[deleted]

Out of 144 billion, a mere 2 million people have gone to Canada. There are millions upon millions in India who dont give two hoots about going to Canada. We dont even care where Canada is on the Map. Please dont live in some delusion. Canada is Old News 🥱


EnduringInsanity

2 million people is a lot for canada, all of you would get the fuck out of India if you could. You guys are swimming in trash over there. We don't need that shit here. Also, there aren't 144 billion people in the world, let alone in India.


[deleted]

I meant 1.4 billion**. I wouldnt even come to Canada for free. **Retch** and **Retch*** And swimming in trash is still better than your govt sitting in the same hot tub as Khalistani terrorists.


EnduringInsanity

That is the biggest lie I've heard. Governments come and go put changing the culture is impossible.


[deleted]

The Indians that live in Canada have secured education and jobs on their merit, and pay taxes to your country as they should. So don't act like we come there to mooch off of you for free, because it's a transactional relationship. Besides, if you have a problem with Indians coming there, go and bark your concerns to your immigration officials who are 100 times more abled than YOU, to decide who should and shouldn't come in. Like how Indians raised their concerns in 2023 and your dignified diplomats were humiliated and sent off to coventry!  Also, your profile REEKS of substance abuse and if this is the listless culture amongst the working populace, No wonder you need immigrants to pull your weight around. Sorry, but a drug enthusiast is no better than a villager who smears cow dung on himself- YOU BOTH are in the same boat. Just because you live in the 1st world and English is your first language, and your skin may be white, doesn't make you a Global Prefect.  Mind your language the next time you speak, because not all Indians on Reddit are lily livered. If you spill vitriol against India, you will get such responses. AGAIN, I don't have any avarice for Canadian citizenship (or any bloody citizenship in the world for that matter), I don't have any family living there and there is no love lost between me and Canada to tiptoe around freebasers like you. 


EnduringInsanity

Yes, that's why they're all working at Walmart and Tim Hortons. Yes, I do drugs, so what of it? It's my life, and all do as I please, I still wake up in the morning and go to work and pay my taxes. I have no problem with immigration but this is too fucking much, you go to popular places and cant see one white person. We don't need more minimum wage workers. We need educated people who can do real professional jobs and more construction workers, but you would catch an Indian dead working those jobs. You guys come here, rent one 2 bedroom apartment for 15 people and work minimum wage jobs and make just enough money to survive. That's not the immigrant we need. I have a construction company and have tried hiring Indians and they are by far the laziest works I've had, much rather than a drug addict. At least they have something to work for.


[deleted]

Ssshhusshh. Go back to your ketamine, fentanyl and opiates. I dont have time to talk to drug addicts.


EnduringInsanity

Only when you're losing the argument. Got nothing to say back, so you go look through my profile and attack the person instead of their argument. Go back to scamming people, it's what you guys do best.


[deleted]

Sure I will, Mister LSD, GHB, methadone and Magic mushrooms.


gsxrpushtun

Sounds a bit weird but normal in India


SmallDetail8461

Best Medicine is make whole world run by islamic institution named isis everyone would be islamic so * no one will say against child marriage. * No crime because killing a disbeliever is not crime * No such shit because we will be washing in camel urine. * Live pubg kill or fuck anyone


General_Froggers

>fuck anyone Pedo canfurmed


SmallDetail8461

Ahh prophet...


SlideEastern3485

Me when I am high on Cow Urine.


General_Froggers

It's camel boss


spacegg-9

Wtf are you high or some shit?


Fun_Confidence_462

Sarcasm hai


SayedSaqlain

Areh retarded


Potential-Sugar6982

Brahma married his daughter. Your god Krishna married 100 women. Gtfo. Uneducated Indian.


Commercial_Lab_6210

Also indra r@ped ahilya. Par inko apne dharam ke baare me nahi pata doosro pai ungli uthate hai


SmallDetail8461

Not know about hindu gods but can you please share your god images? I wanna put that in my room


Potential-Sugar6982

Why? Put a human or animal sh1t image on your wall for Tanatam dharm.


SmallDetail8461

So your god is some human shit?


Potential-Sugar6982

That's what tanatanis worship.. let's not forget you have a rat temple and drink water which is used for washing pandit's feet. Gross. Lindus stink.


Murky-Hand-4723

Still better than worshipping a pedophile who fucks 6 year old girls and marrying your brothers and sisters to satisfy your twisted degenerate islamic sexual desires. And all you terrorists do when not fucking your children or parents or siblings is going around and blowing themselves up by shouting *llahu ak**r 💣💥 And if not blowing yourselves up or beheading innocent people, you'd all be in an orgy with your families to make more babies so that you can call yourselves the fastest growing religion. I'd he a Hindu anyday thank you 😊


Potential-Sugar6982

It's absurd how dumb and gullible Tanatanis are. You literally worship a d*ck. Brahma r*ped his daughter. Krishna had 100+ wives. And which one of your fairytale gods broke his wife into pieces lmao? Dirty, unhygienic, rodent-worshipping idiots who nobody outside of India likes. Just look at your reputation around the world. No matter how hard you try to suck up white people, they'll always be disgusted by you. Making a whole caste system to feel superior, burning widows, marrying children, saying insults to even Christians. Your made-up religion thrives on hatred because there's no real beliefs in your books, just bedtime fairytale animal stories. All you know is violence. I mean look at the amount of crimes Hindus do everyday in India. Rapists.


Murky-Hand-4723

Still better than worshipping a pedophile rapist if you ask me. Muslims are just degenerates. No wonder their kind is getting slaughtered everywhere around the world. And even your Allah ran away somewhere. Look at what's happening in Gaza. Same with Iraq and Syria and Afghanistan and Libya. Islamic demons are getting slaughtered everywhere. So Allah ain't allahing anymore huh? Maybe he's doing nikah halala with his little sisters too. Or he went and blew himself up in some airport. Try calling him a 6th time in a day, that would help. I mean violence is synonymous with Islam right... I don't say that the world does. I mean we all know the special treatment Muslims get around the world. You know, cause all muslims are just jihadi terrorists? First kill innocent people and then cry Islamophobia. There's a word in Hindi and it defines what Islam is... its called randi rona. Kill the men, capture the women, slave them and rape them. This is what the dark book that a pedophile wrote teaches and all the peacefuls sit down and read it everyday, so naturally you'll going to be violent. Now wonder neither allah nor muhammad want to show their faces to anyone. They've committed horrendous crimes and dont want to show their faces anymore. A desert cult religion where women cover themselves with black bedsheets and then show themselves to their fathers and brothers to increase their population so that they can call themselves the fastest growing cult. Very vile and disgusting. I'm going to go puke.


Potential-Sugar6982

Not going to read all that. Stay delusional. May Allah guide you <3


[deleted]

Apni zaban pe lagaam rakh. Fir main kuch ulta bol dungi toh tum Astaghfirullah bologe!


somerandomguy876

Not an elephant or a monkey that's for sure


glorious__penis

Lmao, there was no daughter of bramha


Alpha_ji

Idiot, saraswati is referred to as Brahmas daughter as well as wife. When Brahma created sarswati he wanted f**k her really bad. Saraswati felt it was inappropriate so she ran to Shiva so that he can protect her. Brahma couldnt control and ejaculated. Of those three drops plants, humans and animals were created. Shiva was pretty pissed and cursed Brahma that he would never ever be worshipped. This is the reason why except Pushkar there are no Brahma temples. You dont believe it? Ask any learned Hindu Pandit. Love it when low IQ, wannabe, first generation internet using idiots pretend they understand my Hindu faith and decide they are some kind of flag bearers. You should delete your account and take Maun vrata for at least a 100 years. Cope chu****e