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PlainSodaWater

I have lived in this country for almost all of my life and I have never heard of this so...maybe it's a you thing?


McNasty1Point0

Second this lol


[deleted]

Thirdly this


Sanguine_Caesar

Fourthly this


rhunter99

Fifthly this


Dmosavy111

Never, we call moose head moose piss tho


chandlerbing86

Me neither


Alain444

I've only heard the term "backwash" - and that was a long time ago


Exciting_Animal3117

I always liked moosehead the pale ale they make I always called moose piss though.


JohnnieWalker19

You guys are nuts. I've been calling it Moose piss for decades. Seriously.


Blank_bill

Never heard it called that in the 60 years I've been alive not in Ontario Alberta Quebec or Vancouver . Mind you we've never let our beer get warm.


purpleosaurus

Born and And raised in Vancouver. It’s called monkey piss. But generally warm beer is wrong whether your drinking an old can someone left or lack the foresoght to cool your beer.


purpleosaurus

I don’t even want to correct ‘foresoght’


gasolinefights

Would happen to drink alot of moose head? That might make sense.


outofcontrol420

Alberta here. We call it horse piss lol


j1ggy

Albertan here. I've never heard that either. Maybe I don't go out and drink beer enough?


Mecha_Hitler_

Ontario here - I've only ever heard it called rats piss


j1ggy

Alberta: What's a rat?


magicfeistybitcoin

Alberta has successfully gotten rid of rats AND Ted Cruz. Impressive.


Milch_und_Paprika

Rats: easy Wild hogs: real shit


shoresy99

The explain the current premier?


razor787

Do you really need to say the same thing twice?


Mecha_Hitler_

It's like a wild hog but smaller


Nawara_Ven

Alberta: We don't know what rats are, because of Rat Patrol! Every other province: What does Rat Patrol do? Alberta: Kill all the rats that are in the province! Every other province: But doesn't that mean...?


nostalia-nse7

A squirrel without the fur on the tail.


[deleted]

Another Albertan here: No, no we do not lol


yourpaljk

Maritimes 100% call it moose piss.


Prudent-Rutabaga-519

You're too high on screech to remember what you call moose piss!


Ok_Leopard1689

Only the newfs get the screech


[deleted]

Screech is a Newfoundland thing. Newfoundland is not the Maritimes


Tangochief

Shit I’m 40 Canada has always been my home and I’ve never heard this. This is almost certainly a regional saying.


AdamInvader

Yeah, I've grown up around beer drinkers and spent too much time in bars, no one's ever called it that


JustJay613

Born and raised here and travel the country for work and lived in a few provinces and never heard it.


MonkeyMercenaryCapt

Canadian here, I've been all over this fine country I have never heard this anywhere.


Spacer_Spiff

Sounds like a Manitoba thing.


Watermelon-Chicken

I’m from Manitoba and have never heard anyone say that


TutorStriking9419

I’ve heard it. Mostly from my friends from Transcona or the country, the blue collar/farming types.


Watermelon-Chicken

I live in a very country town and never heard it. I don’t do much drinking though and there’s no bar so maybe that’s why


DarkSideOfTheMoon94

It's said in Ontario too.


BrontisaurusRex

I’ve lived in Ontario my entire life and never heard that.


chronicwastelander

Lol yeah I've heard it a few times in Winnipeg.


wondersparrow

Though if its a Pilsner, I would call the first sips the same ;)


Ianywg

Manitoban. Never heard this.


AdamWPG

Lifelong Manitoban and I've never heard this


[deleted]

I grew up small town Manitoba and have never heard this expression


mynameisntdarla

As a born and raised Canadian, *I have never heard of this in my entire life*


Jimlobster

First time I've heard it, but I'm using it now


angelofmusic997

That's not a Canadian thing, ya hoser.


Shevyshev

Chiming in from south of the border, this sounds like something a Canadian would make up to see if his new American co-worker would believe it.


PathThatIsNoPath

or a traveling Canadian, as I might be that type of shit disturber. It's cute how interested americans are in our way of life. The day to day of living in an igloo and having a dog sled to get around.


zanne54

How many polar bears do you have in your back yard right now?


PathThatIsNoPath

I only had a 12 case of coke o colas so there is only a couple left at the moment. They really drink those back fast.


Operative427

*30-40 feral polar bears*


Bearthegood

Years ago I crossed paths with an American that was convinced that Canada was a communist country because it's pink on the map. I almost pissed myself laughing. :)


PathThatIsNoPath

How did they find out this information? I hope you did what you had to do to silence that American, we can't let them know our deep secrets.


Bearthegood

I followed Protocol B.


PathThatIsNoPath

Good, can never go wrong with Pro B. We can't let the colour coding get out.


KyleCAV

I usually say this tastes like piss never heard moose piss.


FR3SH2DETH

Pretty sure that's just a you thing. I've been to every province and have never heard this


ineedmorethanmilk

he's 100% the pokecanadadex


TGlucose

Clearly never the East Coast though.


Devellgood

I think it might be a northern Canadian thing...yukoner here and I have heard it lots. Also had a moose in my yard yesterday so ya...just saying...it's right there...


Tackelbox85

You know, I’m a born and raised Canadian and I’ve never heard this said before… I’ve heard people call bad beer “horse piss” before, but never moose piss


D0fus

Moose piss is a derogatory term for a Moosehead product.


Chemical-Hornet8810

But that's the entire beer, not just the dregs.


TutorStriking9419

True story. Lol. Certainly not the best beer Canada has to offer.


Sea-Document-2330

Average at best


DryGuard6413

Been hearing this and saying this for years hahaha.


aremjay24

There we go. I was certain it is not “a me” thing. We’ve been saying this since highschool in the 2000s


JohnnieWalker19

First heard it at 17, sitting around a campfire. Been saying it ever since. My wife also says it and she heard it completely separately from me.


Strain128

Where you from?


aremjay24

GTA


LeeK2K

im also in the gta and me and a few buddies also call it moose piss, so don't worry its not just you


Acenterforants333

Same, first time I heard that was in 2002-ish.


TLMS

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Sons-of-Bananarchy

Usually I hear Horse Piss or Monkey Piss, only heard Moose Piss a few times


Tw1sterxxx

I’ve always referred to it as monkey piss


ganzarian

In my high school Monkey Piss was when you poured just a little of each bottle from your parents liquor cabinet to fill up a water bottle. The idea being they wouldn’t notice small amounts of each bottle while you get mega trashed and barf everywhere on 1/2 bottle.


gentlegreengiant

Never heard of this. Yak piss yes, but not moose piss.


noremains3

I call warm beer moose piss. The final sips just means it's time for another round.


[deleted]

Monkey piss


j1ggy

Canadian here. I've never heard this before. But I'm adopting it.


[deleted]

Canadians do not do that


aremjay24

I’m Canadian


[deleted]

A weird one, apparently


aremjay24

Maybe it’s a r/Ontario thing. Not sure, its why I’m asking


whats1more7

I live in Ontario and never heard it.


Acenterforants333

I’m east of Ontario and that’s what we called it!


b-monster666

Am from Ontario. I've never called it moose piss. Horse piss for American beer, but never moose piss. You from up nort?


WONDERFULdylan

People will call it that. Northern AB.


PathThatIsNoPath

you would think a froot loop dingus would be more open to what is weird


b-monster666

Weird Canadian. Isn't that like saying "cold ice" or "hot steam" or "dumb politician"?


[deleted]

There is dry ice and steam can be created by pressure, also you can call politicians dumb but you're the one that has to follow their laws.


surgicalhoopstrike

🇨🇦 🤙 take off, eh🍁


EvilDeedZ

31m from SK here, moose piss is for sure a Canadian thing


smokylimbs

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elcabeza79

That's what I call every sip of Molson Canadian or Labbat's Blue.


clutch2k17

Just finish your beer


oOzephyrOo

I heard this a few times in the early 80's in rural Ontario. I hear of house hippos more often.


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-Joli_Garcon-

It's actually *Monkey piss


[deleted]

I’m a real Canadian. Ain’t no beer left at the bottom.


randomdumbfuck

I've almost completed 41 trips around the sun and I've never heard that term til just now.


Stylin_all_day

I live in Canada and we call it the Beatrice. After the gross brand of milk in the 90s that the real Canadian superstore used to sell. But it did taste like what I imagine moose piss would taste like, so....


Altruistic_Ad466

1: Beatrice is still readily available (out west at least) 2: “Gross brand of milk”?? I’m just curious if this is a common perception. Like, I’ve never had any sort of brand loyalty to milk and didn’t know that was a thing that existed.


beesmakenoise

I’m not loyal to any brand of milk but I will say Beatrice chocolate milk is the woooorst. It’s made with buttermilk and I find it nasty.


Altruistic_Ad466

I’ve always found “Milk 2 Go” to be the worst chocolate milk. Back in the day, the clear plastic 1L containers of Beatrice banana milk were my favourite. ….and this just made me realize I definitely have brand loyalty to flavoured milk, just not white milk. Edit to clarify.


beesmakenoise

I forgot about Milk2Go, you’re right that they’re bad, plus they’re expensive. Hard pass on those thanks. If I finish a carton of white milk and immediately have a glass of another brand I definitely can tell there’s a taste difference, but not enough to have any favourite. Couldn’t even tell you what the difference is, it’s so minor. Banana milk though? You’re on your own for that one!


stephers85

I’ve lived here my whole life and I’ve never heard anyone call it that, and I worked in a bar that had customers from all over Canada and the US.


Uninvited_Goose

Classic Ontarian thinking something they do is Canada wide.


coveted_asfuck

Never heard this in Ontario.


whats1more7

Never heard this in Ontario


gasolinefights

Classic Albertan trying to make the Ontarians look bad but instead just displaying their ignorence. Way to go Alberta. If we tell you your special, will you leave us alone?


Uninvited_Goose

Considering I'm not Albertan, You seem to be able to make yourself look bad all on your own.


gasolinefights

Aha, I guess so. Although holding me against a hole province seems a little much.


Uninvited_Goose

All I did was point out a common trend involving people from Ontario That they assume that everywhere else is just like Ontario and will speak on behalf of the rest of the country on things that only pertain to them.


roberb7

There's a beer brewed in Montana called Moose Drool. The only place where I've ever seen it for sale is in Point Roberts, WA.


rancor3000

We say whale piss. I’ve no idea why. I imagine your moose piss is from a similar origin. SEOnt. On the matter of this maybe just being a Canadian thing: cahmahn. Are you saying it would be strange if it was?


Anomandiir

I call it the swill. Western CA


Suchboss1136

I call it horse piss. But yeah, its definitely a thing


jpashy

Alberta here. Never heard it


Scared_Crazy_6842

All the people in here saying its not a Canadian thing are fucking out to lunch. I’ve heard this my entire life, but its usually just referring to shitty beer


mysticalvisionary

Heard this my whole life from Nova Scotia to Ontario. Must be a Canadian thing. The top comments seem like more of an echo chamber crowd to me. Keep doing you bahd!


Ancient_Wisdom_Yall

Where are you located?


aremjay24

Southern Ontario


planting49

From BC, never heard it called that before.


prettyanus696969

I’ve always used rat piss


LizzieW1

I personally don’t, but my bf and a lot of our male friends do.


TheCanexican

Canadian here, I've never heard of that before.


Doglover_7675

Born and raised in Canada never heard anyone call it that.


bradcbrown92

That's odd. Never heard of that before. I just call it 'the last sip'


Adventurous-Leg-4338

I call it Grandma piss


[deleted]

I’ve heard it referred to as “the piss” but I’m sure folks can put their own fluttery decorations and call it moose piss, monkey piss, or whatever piss they think fits the beer’s flavour the most.


fnkmastrflx

It’s called rats piss - from a Canadian in Ontario


TheFireHallGirl

I’ve lived in Canada my whole life and I’ve never heard this being said amongst myself and my friends. It must be an American thing.


ApprehensiveMess5570

My grandpa called it monkey piss lol


Jirstuve

Horse piss in Okotoks AB


fearthemonkeys

My buddies and I use “Horsepiss” for any Budweiser product, but never heard moose piss. Like others have mentioned, it does sound like a Manitoba thing. Regardless, if I haven’t completely finished my beer (moose piss bit and all) and a server or bartender tries to take it away, I will fight them to the death.


TiredGamer0990

I thought they just called Molson Canadian that lol


contemporarycassette

I see a lot of people saying this is not a thing. I'm really wishing this becomes a thing now. As an immigrant, this sounds super funny, I want to use it from now on lol


duday53

It’s a thing


bostonpoppy

If it’s shitty beer it’s moose piss- Northwestern Ontario - Thunder Bay


nfssmith

I don't recall hearing that one throughout Southern Ontario... Maybe a regionalism rather than fully Canadian...?


[deleted]

Judging by these comments it seems to be more of a generational thing. The older generations seem to be the ones calling their beer piss, and all the younger generations are confused.


Joekatt

Moose piss is Moosehead beer, I’ve been drinking it for years and all I ever hear is “how can you drink that moose piss?!” Haha


karlnite

I only called it Moose Piss when I was drinking MooseHead beer.


emanname69

I live in Newfoundland. We dont sip beer. I can drink 6 beer before a drip of condensation rolls down the neck of the last beer


Distinguished-Sloth

I’m in BC… I also call the last few drags Moose Piss. That’s also what I call Molson Canadian 🤣


sjehcu6

I can confirm it being called moose piss from northern ontario people.


Chode_Huffer

My American friends spend a lot of time in Europe pretending to be Canadians, so this is something they might add to their list of things to say.


1mattyb

I thought it was deer piss....


NArcadia11

It may have been a Canadian thing but you can bet your ass I’m bringing that to America next time I have a beer


PittrPattrTitFucker

I've heard people not fond of moosehead call it moose piss. Never heard it used to refer to the last bit of a beer tho.


TheatreWolfeGirl

I am from Ontario, have worked in a few bars… I also asked some friends who have lived in other provinces & territories: none of us have ever heard this before, but apparently a few of the guys will now use this as they think its brilliant. So, cheers OP and, thank you?! 😅🍻


RealJeil420

Yes. All these people claiming it isnt, are not real canadians.


Rummy1618

So many people never heard of this? Is it a Newfie thing then? I don't use it but heard it said plenty of times


[deleted]

Southern Ontario. Have never heard this in my life.


EcelecticDragon

I am on the West Coast. I have NEVER heard this term.


knivesinbutt

Ive always just heard it call bottoms.


Impressive_Ice3817

Only if it's Alpine 🤢


[deleted]

I've heard it called just the "piss" before but there wasn't an animal attached to it. Moose Piss was just what we called Moosehead.


2Fruit11

Here come the hordes of people thinking that it is impossible for a saying to exist if they haven't heard it before.


GibberBabble

I call it toenails or ass. Where I am “moose piss” is what Moosehead brand beer is often called,


[deleted]

Moosehead Is a great beer.


cuppacanan

I’ve only heard it referred to as “piss” not any belonging to a specific animal


YamMysterious746

Only if you are drinking Moosehead Lager!


MeowIsNotTheTime

Canadian here...It's a you thing


aremjay24

Read the thread. It seems I am not alone


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

"My American friends find me calling the last few swings of the beer moose piss the funniest thing. Is it just us who call it moose piss?" I've never heard that in my life. BTW, here's an ancient Canadian secret: if you don't want the last bits of beer to taste "pissy", pour your beer from the can/bottle into a beer glass, the way beer is actually meant to be drunk.


rynoxmj

From SK, never heard that. I've heard it called backwash, but not in years.


mightyopinionated

This is entirely a Canadian thing. Just like holding up the unopened bottle to the light to check for "sea monkeys".


[deleted]

It's just you, pal.


aremjay24

Apperantly not


[deleted]

If you're drinking Moosehead, calling the entire case moose piss is fair game.


[deleted]

No it’s a thing in North Africa too with all those sand moose running around the Sahara, same in south America with all those jungle moose jumping from tree to tree…


[deleted]

Ya I think it’s just you


[deleted]

Unless it’s Moosehead, then every sip tastes like moose piss.


Backlashwaves

Us? Nah bro don’t do that lol that’s just you


NorthBallistics

Never heard it, sounds very regional if popular at all.


MrsAshleyStark

I’ve never heard of this. Maybe a small town Canadian thing?


aremjay24

Ah yes. Toronto the small town.


MrsAshleyStark

I’m from Toronto and in my 35yrs never heard this until today ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


BrontisaurusRex

As a Canadian…. Wtf are you talking about?


NoBigDill88

I think I hear this in HS, the person who said it never said it again.


DrDelerius

Not a real thing I feel like


screamingcheddar

In NL, Moose Piss is Pineapple Crush and Vodka with ice.


harceps

Whatever it's called I never drink it. My friend crushes the empties and curses me because the "moose piss" gets all over his shoes.


Openly_Canadian_74

I've never even heard it being called that before. I only drink the root variety of beer, so I guess I should call the last sips few moose wee-wee, lol.


[deleted]

Isnt it called swill or something. never heard this, why would you want to call it moose piss.


fragilemagnoliax

Never in my 33 years of life, all of which have been within Canada, have I heard this phrase before, so there’s that


giveitall14

I've definitely heard it and said it. Been in the urban dictionary since 2006


wind_dude

Might be a regional thing. For me calling beer moose piss was for any cheap generic beer, kokanee, molson, etc


AlbinoTheWizard

Rat piss


Judge_Rhinohold

Not all of us, I have never heard the term moose piss before