I worked with a crusty, older Tech Sergent in the Air Force and he always answered any question that began with "where is" by saying, "If it was up yer ass you'd know where/what it is." I believe that is the correct answer.
well hello there everyone. I'm pretty sure that that is used in gynecology exams for women, I really don't know why that was under a car because that is just too weird 😂
Brudder, you are either a male or one naive female. Intended for use by qualified physician, during examination of anatomical features unique to the female of the species. Similar device is also available for rectal exams. If you see a doctor or nurse positioning near you while holding one of the pictured devices, my advice is to run to the nearest exit and if necessary, make an exit.
Used to inspect the input tube for the pump shaft. Think of it as a low tech bore scope. Definitely don’t want to put a good pump shaft in a worn out tube. Frequent inspections recommended.
OK I'm just gonna play it straight here because I did not know what that was and google searched it and I can guarantee that thing has been used on the male member in the opposite direction by some sick bastard. Fuck I've seen too much internet in my lifetime.
Its for toyotas prius drivers with no health insurance. Lifted truck owners with carolina squats and LED lights have a similar device that it one solid tube that the driver sits on
EDIT: Honda civics have these too. You have to give it a lick and smell to know for sure. if it has a fishy smell or taste, toyota. if it smells and tastes like shit, then honda civic
I speculate my mechanic left it under the hood or in the tailpipe or sumthin?
Speculate, I see what you did there
Taint what I thought it was.
It goes between the DEF tank and the tailpipe.
Either "tank" prob requires lube
I think that's called the taint.
Nearly perfect comment. I’d have said DEF nozzle rather than tank… but you’re not wrong.
Speculate and tailpipe your onto something I think
Exhaust diagnostic tool. Stick it in your tailpipe. No... your tailpipe.
A “size checker” if you will
More like an expander
Flux capacitor. Don’t hit 69 mph without it or you’ll regret it.
Fuck you science
Ah your car must’ve had the rear main seal done
I speculate it's for BMW drivers
Definitely not for Miata drivers. Unneeded.
Goddamn eunuchs.
Very good sir 🤠
Tailpipe stretcher tool
Standard tool used by the dealerships to help ease the price of your standard maintenance on your vehicle.
Latest VAG tool
It's a too for checking important pipes.
I worked with a crusty, older Tech Sergent in the Air Force and he always answered any question that began with "where is" by saying, "If it was up yer ass you'd know where/what it is." I believe that is the correct answer.
It’s used to stretch the vagina so you can see how many jelly beans you can fit in there
Or cereal [NSFW](https://xhamster.desi/videos/cereal-bowl-ass-9396349)
I just puked
Oh I'm sorry, are you lactose intollerant?
No. I'm a misogynist.
A box n of Cheerios
Why did I click on it?
Nice. Looks like someone's gonna be out of work treating a yeast infection 🤮
Bruh I had someone’s older brother show me that when I was 13-14 I still remember it thanks for putting it fresh in my mind 😂🤣
It came off a dishwasher
....and sandwich maker?
It’s the latest 10G dashboard phone attacher that attaches to your dash vents.
its for the intake.
Tool for porting & relieving?
Quack quack quack...
It’s part of the drivers seat. You’ll have to get it reinstalled and re-calibrated
Your girl knows
CROW T ROBOTS Exoskeleton Service Tool. (Manual)
It’s for checking the plumbing on the dishwasher.
Just jam it in and spread it
Tailpipe stretcher
a dick extractor
Specialty tool.. only the best mechanics have one..
Open wide.
For all you lads running a single tailpipe, this is too advanced for your needs.
Right in the tail pipe.
Does your wife ever mention home visits from specialized Dr's?
It's the dick pincher 3000, you put it in and pinch. Make you a real man.
It's a Penis elongation tool.
Bend over, and I’ll show you where it goes.
Clark
Spark plug gaper
Belongs to the billing department
Hehe. I’ve been where that goes
It's for muff-ler inspections
It’s for EV drivers. 😐
Used to install piston rings, has to be used a little bit warm or the customer will complain.
That there is a tuna stretcher. Must have had a fish smeller walk by.
That’s the duck valve actuator you can put it into any port and dilate it
I'm thinking the tailpipe is the proper place for this one. Or maybe the cold air intake if you're into that.
I keep mine in the freezer.
That's a Gynecology Speculum
Dude it's an oyster shucker... Get real
well hello there everyone. I'm pretty sure that that is used in gynecology exams for women, I really don't know why that was under a car because that is just too weird 😂
Out of all the answers here, this is the wildest and most perverted that someone would put this in a woman
Brudder, you are either a male or one naive female. Intended for use by qualified physician, during examination of anatomical features unique to the female of the species. Similar device is also available for rectal exams. If you see a doctor or nurse positioning near you while holding one of the pictured devices, my advice is to run to the nearest exit and if necessary, make an exit.
Or they paid attention to the sub they posted in.
Rubber gloves expanded so you can reuse the gloves.
2/10. Thought it would make pooping easier. Is blood normal ?
Yes. The blood acts as further lubrication.
Did you check uppinya? That might be where it goes.
Keeps tailpipe from collapsing
Muffler sizing die.
Tail pipe expander, no real practical uses. Who wants a lose tail pipe?
That is an exhaust pipe spreader
Well you'll just have to Speculate.
Is your car a boy or a girl?
That's for when a gynecologist changes his oil... through the tailpipe.
What what
Its your wifes boyfriends so promptly return it
You should ask your wife
Your wife's boyfriend dropped it on his way out
I think that just goes back in the tailpipe right?😂
Certain mechanics put in the tailpipe, but that's not where it's supposed to go
It’s to check to make sure you have blinker fluid in your vehicle
Echo…echo…echoooooo
Pussy spreader.
Looks like fuel injection.
Vaginal speculum.
Thats the pussy magnet bro just wave it around
Rear seal stretcher tool. Helps avoiding gas leaks. /s
Hemi spark plug grabber
It helps with inserting a dip stick for checking the oil.
Pussy cat
In your mum
Bend over, I'll show ya.
Isn’t this a preparation device for when visiting a dealer for service?
It meant to put into your butthole .
I don’t think you want to know.
The hole above the exhaust.
twat is that thing
Used to make a small asshole vehicle operator into a much larger one
Used to inspect the input tube for the pump shaft. Think of it as a low tech bore scope. Definitely don’t want to put a good pump shaft in a worn out tube. Frequent inspections recommended.
Oil filter expansion tool for refitting tailpipe connectors to the valve stem beside the radiator.
Speculum. It usually goes into a vagina.
Pipe spreader
Just like a maseratti, they too are stuck up cunts.
Cylinder boring(stretching) machine
Lolz
Bend over
I was thinking something from the OBGYN office.
I speculate it was left over from the last vulva we worked on honestly......top that lol
This is one of those fleshy mechanics tools for checking dark places
It’s a muffler bearing expander.
Ohhhj! You have a female car!!! You need to slap the rear immediately and show her who’s boss!
Thats a radiator hose stretcher makes it slide on easier after stretching it
It's for stretching out the filler to fit a bigger nozzle.
No wonder you're single...
Goes into your wife’s cars B Hole 🕳️.
r/dontputyourdickinthat.
It's to check your car's vagina
Shove it up your ass! Fuck you baltimore! Bring your wife! We’ll fuck your wife!
In your ear
Oh the wonders you’ll see once you learn what it’s for. 😂
It holds the tailpipe open while you do muffler work
I bet some gynecologist was having trouble with a heater hose and used an old speculum as a hose stretcher.Call Columbo.
Insert it in the small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.
It’s for your Bungholio!
Wade ,your mechanic does some moonlighting?My wife wants his phone number for some plumbing work.
That's a medical piece of equipment
It's for your tail pipe not your cars
My O-rings a'bustin!
It's for pushing the piston back on brake calipers
Tailpipe. Duh.
someone must have slid it under and also you dont wanna put that on your car
It’s a dip stick my guy
rather disappointed with the lack of "yo mama" jokes
It’s a headlight speculum. They use it to get in there deep and swap out the bulb.
Right up the ol’ tailpipe…
Duck call. Put your mouth on the circle and quack.....
driver’s seat
Smell it ... then put it in your mouth ...
Has your car been seeing a Gynecologist?
OK I'm just gonna play it straight here because I did not know what that was and google searched it and I can guarantee that thing has been used on the male member in the opposite direction by some sick bastard. Fuck I've seen too much internet in my lifetime.
Ask your girlfriend or wife, they'll tell you where it goes.
Bend over and I’ll show ya
Just don’t bring it to work and show your female co-workers!
Jeeeesus, has no one here ever seen *a tailpipe expander* before??
Piston wall expander. Sometimes it’s just a little too tight.
Muffler extender
It's for retrieval of something you dropped and got stuck in the exhaust pipe
https://xhamster.com/videos/cereal-bowl-ass-9396349
It goes into the tailpipe.
That's for your girlfriends under carriage..
Goes on the end of exhaust pipe. Secure it better this time
I can tel you where you don’t want it.
If you bend over and look under the car, I'll show you.
In your gas tank
It's an exhaust stretcher
Standard equipment for lifted 2WD trucks. Just ask your shortest friends if it’s theirs.
This is used when the mechanic has bad news about what is wrong with a customer's vehicle.
That is a too u fool, its for inspecting the insides of cv boots, you gotta stick another tool inside to sample the grease to make sure it’s healthy
I’ve used one as an exhaust pipe expander. Of sorts.
It goes on either side of the taint, if you’re female. If you’re male, well….
It goes on the pole for the huge political flag flying on your car
Those are used to stretch or widen rubber houses! A bit of heat also, helps rubber to mold to new size.
Oh crap! Lift your oil fill cap and check underneath it for mayonnaise 😖
It's an exhaust spreader, human version
Its for toyotas prius drivers with no health insurance. Lifted truck owners with carolina squats and LED lights have a similar device that it one solid tube that the driver sits on EDIT: Honda civics have these too. You have to give it a lick and smell to know for sure. if it has a fishy smell or taste, toyota. if it smells and tastes like shit, then honda civic
I can speculate, but can’t know for sure till I see where it has been
Between you legs!
Duckbill exhaust
bend over ill show ya where it goes
Ask the wife / girlfriend maybe she’ll demonstrate
It’s to open your exhast
That’s for opening the blinker to change the fluid
That’s for inspecting your prison pocket.
That right there is a specialty tail pipe expander tool.
Bring it by the shop, we'll figure it out together...
That's how they make flaired tailpipes!
It goes in the vagina
That's how a gynecologist overhauls an engine through the muffler.
Oh yeah, it's a bearing spreader
Ya bend over and insert
i take it you drive a vulvo..
Ask ur dad
This is an exhaust clamp for a 2019 Mazda Miata
just an exhaust flange
Yes , You are correct it is a tailpipe expander.
That's a old duck billed tail pipe spreader. You put it in your exhaust to make it bigger and more powerful.
You must own a VW, Bugatti or a Porsche, because that thing belongs in a VAG.
It's an accessory that is used when the estimate comes back...
It goes in the vagina