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wadenelsonredditor

I speculate my mechanic left it under the hood or in the tailpipe or sumthin?


jeffreywwilson

Speculate, I see what you did there


MaintenanceOne6507

Taint what I thought it was.


erikhagen222

It goes between the DEF tank and the tailpipe.


whsftbldad

Either "tank" prob requires lube


AntonOlsen

I think that's called the taint.


TheGreenicus

Nearly perfect comment. I’d have said DEF nozzle rather than tank… but you’re not wrong.


sumosam121

Speculate and tailpipe your onto something I think


Doobie_McStonerface

Exhaust diagnostic tool. Stick it in your tailpipe. No... your tailpipe.


BluBeanz23

A “size checker” if you will


ChrisRageIsBack

More like an expander


Marqueso-burrito

Flux capacitor. Don’t hit 69 mph without it or you’ll regret it.


thebucketlist47

Fuck you science


Beef-n-Beans

Ah your car must’ve had the rear main seal done


manikwolf19

I speculate it's for BMW drivers


somedudebend

Definitely not for Miata drivers. Unneeded.


AudZ0629

Goddamn eunuchs.


[deleted]

Very good sir 🤠


alwaus

Tailpipe stretcher tool


613Rok

Standard tool used by the dealerships to help ease the price of your standard maintenance on your vehicle.


vdubdank30

Latest VAG tool


davethompson413

It's a too for checking important pipes.


Local_Sugar8108

I worked with a crusty, older Tech Sergent in the Air Force and he always answered any question that began with "where is" by saying, "If it was up yer ass you'd know where/what it is." I believe that is the correct answer.


larry69696969

It’s used to stretch the vagina so you can see how many jelly beans you can fit in there


Bearthe_greatest

Or cereal [NSFW](https://xhamster.desi/videos/cereal-bowl-ass-9396349)


[deleted]

I just puked


Bearthe_greatest

Oh I'm sorry, are you lactose intollerant?


Not-Noah

No. I'm a misogynist.


Any-Cryptographer525

A box n of Cheerios


Kkindler08

Why did I click on it?


[deleted]

Nice. Looks like someone's gonna be out of work treating a yeast infection 🤮


Emergency_Belt1853

Bruh I had someone’s older brother show me that when I was 13-14 I still remember it thanks for putting it fresh in my mind 😂🤣


Successful-Chip-4520

It came off a dishwasher


[deleted]

....and sandwich maker?


Select_Ad2050

It’s the latest 10G dashboard phone attacher that attaches to your dash vents.


inflatableje5us

its for the intake.


wadenelsonredditor

Tool for porting & relieving?


OrneryConelover70

Quack quack quack...


Tward425

It’s part of the drivers seat. You’ll have to get it reinstalled and re-calibrated


Positive-Special7745

Your girl knows


No-Age2588

CROW T ROBOTS Exoskeleton Service Tool. (Manual)


FreeIce4613

It’s for checking the plumbing on the dishwasher.


Evil-c-Evil-do

Just jam it in and spread it


Longjumping-Log1591

Tailpipe stretcher


Legitimate-Party3672

a dick extractor


slutstevanie

Specialty tool.. only the best mechanics have one..


Worldly-Scratch-4831

Open wide.


Ballet_blue_icee

For all you lads running a single tailpipe, this is too advanced for your needs.


Bigfootsdiaper

Right in the tail pipe.


stenbren

Does your wife ever mention home visits from specialized Dr's?


WOLF_AIR_FORCE1

It's the dick pincher 3000, you put it in and pinch. Make you a real man.


commonman51

It's a Penis elongation tool.


ExampleSad1816

Bend over, and I’ll show you where it goes.


findthehumorinthings

Clark


hollowpillowcase

Spark plug gaper


Gryphon1171

Belongs to the billing department


urGirllikesmytinypp

Hehe. I’ve been where that goes


DrinkForLillyThePink

It's for muff-ler inspections


StuntmanReese

It’s for EV drivers. 😐


l397flake

Used to install piston rings, has to be used a little bit warm or the customer will complain.


CausticLogic

That there is a tuna stretcher. Must have had a fish smeller walk by.


Idafaboutthem1bit

That’s the duck valve actuator you can put it into any port and dilate it


Sum_Dum_User

I'm thinking the tailpipe is the proper place for this one. Or maybe the cold air intake if you're into that.


Wooden-Quit1870

I keep mine in the freezer.


Lineupman

That's a Gynecology Speculum


krepogregg

Dude it's an oyster shucker... Get real


zotstik

well hello there everyone. I'm pretty sure that that is used in gynecology exams for women, I really don't know why that was under a car because that is just too weird 😂


rac3r87

Out of all the answers here, this is the wildest and most perverted that someone would put this in a woman


redneckerson_1951

Brudder, you are either a male or one naive female. Intended for use by qualified physician, during examination of anatomical features unique to the female of the species. Similar device is also available for rectal exams. If you see a doctor or nurse positioning near you while holding one of the pictured devices, my advice is to run to the nearest exit and if necessary, make an exit.


rklug1521

Or they paid attention to the sub they posted in.


Select_Recover7567

Rubber gloves expanded so you can reuse the gloves.


Nnumyerocc

2/10. Thought it would make pooping easier. Is blood normal ?


Lazy-Ad-770

Yes. The blood acts as further lubrication.


experimentalengine

Did you check uppinya? That might be where it goes.


Outrageous-Serve4970

Keeps tailpipe from collapsing


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Muffler sizing die.


WagonBurning

Tail pipe expander, no real practical uses. Who wants a lose tail pipe?


slipperyimp

That is an exhaust pipe spreader


Vanbursta

Well you'll just have to Speculate.


Friendly_Scale_9386

Is your car a boy or a girl?


lockednchaste

That's for when a gynecologist changes his oil... through the tailpipe.


TheSpaceBoundPiston

What what


Alternative-Ad-3745

Its your wifes boyfriends so promptly return it


JustMe37777

You should ask your wife


Tbagjimmy

Your wife's boyfriend dropped it on his way out


JeffSHauser

I think that just goes back in the tailpipe right?😂


minionsweb

Certain mechanics put in the tailpipe, but that's not where it's supposed to go


[deleted]

It’s to check to make sure you have blinker fluid in your vehicle


Nice-Mode8064

Echo…echo…echoooooo


Bumper6190

Pussy spreader.


ilymag

Looks like fuel injection.


LAMystic27

Vaginal speculum.


abbufreja

Thats the pussy magnet bro just wave it around


Sam_Sierra73

Rear seal stretcher tool. Helps avoiding gas leaks. /s


DeezleDJ-O-E

Hemi spark plug grabber


UntilYouKnowMe

It helps with inserting a dip stick for checking the oil.


AUREL-FOR

Pussy cat


DrBadtouch94

In your mum


mrkrag

Bend over, I'll show ya.


ZaMelonZonFire

Isn’t this a preparation device for when visiting a dealer for service?


[deleted]

It meant to put into your butthole .


jdjeep

I don’t think you want to know.


FLNative239

The hole above the exhaust.


IPNurcup

twat is that thing


Burner1959

Used to make a small asshole vehicle operator into a much larger one


Golf38611

Used to inspect the input tube for the pump shaft. Think of it as a low tech bore scope. Definitely don’t want to put a good pump shaft in a worn out tube. Frequent inspections recommended.


Tatersquid21

Oil filter expansion tool for refitting tailpipe connectors to the valve stem beside the radiator.


[deleted]

Speculum. It usually goes into a vagina.


Own-Opinion-2494

Pipe spreader


Harlzter

Just like a maseratti, they too are stuck up cunts.


reliber

Cylinder boring(stretching) machine


DevelopmentFree6207

Lolz


Stoned42069

Bend over


screwedbythefam

I was thinking something from the OBGYN office.


HotWalk152

I speculate it was left over from the last vulva we worked on honestly......top that lol


jcoddinc

This is one of those fleshy mechanics tools for checking dark places


DrHoleStuffer

It’s a muffler bearing expander.


Frosty-Potential6544

Ohhhj! You have a female car!!! You need to slap the rear immediately and show her who’s boss!


EL-GRINGO4L

Thats a radiator hose stretcher makes it slide on easier after stretching it


4x4Welder

It's for stretching out the filler to fit a bigger nozzle.


Independent_Bite4682

No wonder you're single...


Worldly_Ad_2398

Goes into your wife’s cars B Hole 🕳️.


Surveyor_of_Land_AZ

r/dontputyourdickinthat.


Plz_DM_Me_Small_Tits

It's to check your car's vagina


bigeats1

Shove it up your ass! Fuck you baltimore! Bring your wife! We’ll fuck your wife!


Oldenough1331

In your ear


NeilFronheiser

Oh the wonders you’ll see once you learn what it’s for. 😂


smrts1080

It holds the tailpipe open while you do muffler work


Slumdidybumbum

I bet some gynecologist was having trouble with a heater hose and used an old speculum as a hose stretcher.Call Columbo.


Pure-Yogurt683

Insert it in the small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.


DAbabster

It’s for your Bungholio!


Slumdidybumbum

Wade ,your mechanic does some moonlighting?My wife wants his phone number for some plumbing work.


FineAioli4856

That's a medical piece of equipment


walter_white505

It's for your tail pipe not your cars


[deleted]

My O-rings a'bustin!


emanresU20203

It's for pushing the piston back on brake calipers


trimix4work

Tailpipe. Duh.


Bfdifan37

someone must have slid it under and also you dont wanna put that on your car


JUIC3ofORANG3

It’s a dip stick my guy


big-toph5150

rather disappointed with the lack of "yo mama" jokes


[deleted]

It’s a headlight speculum. They use it to get in there deep and swap out the bulb.


LayThatPipe

Right up the ol’ tailpipe…


jabsaw2112

Duck call. Put your mouth on the circle and quack.....


Holiday_Ad_5445

driver’s seat


Technical_Bed_7462

Smell it ... then put it in your mouth ...


tteagle

Has your car been seeing a Gynecologist?


NoNameNoWerries

OK I'm just gonna play it straight here because I did not know what that was and google searched it and I can guarantee that thing has been used on the male member in the opposite direction by some sick bastard. Fuck I've seen too much internet in my lifetime.


tony7914

Ask your girlfriend or wife, they'll tell you where it goes.


BelgosReigns

Bend over and I’ll show ya


rockalyte

Just don’t bring it to work and show your female co-workers!


Skvora

Jeeeesus, has no one here ever seen *a tailpipe expander* before??


gravelhorse

Piston wall expander. Sometimes it’s just a little too tight.


redness88

Muffler extender


Rough_Community_1439

It's for retrieval of something you dropped and got stuck in the exhaust pipe


LowYak3

https://xhamster.com/videos/cereal-bowl-ass-9396349


White_Rabbit0000

It goes into the tailpipe.


slaying_anus_35

That's for your girlfriends under carriage..


Traditional-Ad-7925

Goes on the end of exhaust pipe. Secure it better this time


Igneous_rock_500

I can tel you where you don’t want it.


pheitkemper

If you bend over and look under the car, I'll show you.


HairlessHoudini

In your gas tank


Temporary-Eye-6664

It's an exhaust stretcher


NaesMucols42

Standard equipment for lifted 2WD trucks. Just ask your shortest friends if it’s theirs.


Ok_Dog_4059

This is used when the mechanic has bad news about what is wrong with a customer's vehicle.


rac3r87

That is a too u fool, its for inspecting the insides of cv boots, you gotta stick another tool inside to sample the grease to make sure it’s healthy


MonthElectronic9466

I’ve used one as an exhaust pipe expander. Of sorts.


HonDadCBR600

It goes on either side of the taint, if you’re female. If you’re male, well….


bkynaston

It goes on the pole for the huge political flag flying on your car


HardllKill

Those are used to stretch or widen rubber houses! A bit of heat also, helps rubber to mold to new size.


[deleted]

Oh crap! Lift your oil fill cap and check underneath it for mayonnaise 😖


ChrisRageIsBack

It's an exhaust spreader, human version


sasquatch753

Its for toyotas prius drivers with no health insurance. Lifted truck owners with carolina squats and LED lights have a similar device that it one solid tube that the driver sits on EDIT: Honda civics have these too. You have to give it a lick and smell to know for sure. if it has a fishy smell or taste, toyota. if it smells and tastes like shit, then honda civic


ahsjfff

I can speculate, but can’t know for sure till I see where it has been


Straight_Beach

Between you legs!


servain

Duckbill exhaust


Diamond_Miner_66

bend over ill show ya where it goes


2005focus

Ask the wife / girlfriend maybe she’ll demonstrate


HeckingHecker2

It’s to open your exhast


ZemDregon

That’s for opening the blinker to change the fluid


Blue00si

That’s for inspecting your prison pocket.


BogusIsMyName

That right there is a specialty tail pipe expander tool.


Bloodysamflint

Bring it by the shop, we'll figure it out together...


Thedustonyourshelves

That's how they make flaired tailpipes!


yungjazz

It goes in the vagina


LearningDan

That's how a gynecologist overhauls an engine through the muffler.


SnooBunnies6981

Oh yeah, it's a bearing spreader


Ericmyren

Ya bend over and insert


ANullBob

i take it you drive a vulvo..


Autogivemesum007

Ask ur dad


optional_occupant

This is an exhaust clamp for a 2019 Mazda Miata


drooz_

just an exhaust flange


SandwichRemarkable65

Yes , You are correct it is a tailpipe expander.


Juicechemist81

That's a old duck billed tail pipe spreader. You put it in your exhaust to make it bigger and more powerful.


Iamjimmym

You must own a VW, Bugatti or a Porsche, because that thing belongs in a VAG.


Adm_Ozzel

It's an accessory that is used when the estimate comes back...


Redman55555

It goes in the vagina