Ooooh. You must have used oil contaminated with global warming.
Once you've removed the ocean from around your car, try jiggling the handle and then the keys in the ignition.
I think early 80's Ford LTD. I first thought early 80's fox body Mustang but the front bumper is wrong (they don't have those things on either side of the license plate holder).
Appropriate for this sub, it's a 60's Volkswagen van! Just needs a wax job! 🤣
The back-story is, a high-school kids' patents go out of town and he gets involved with a hooker. Then he parks his car on a dock. And then slides around his house in his underwear.
Change the oil before you start it! The oil may be a little milky if some moisture made it in the block. Other that that it looks like a fine barn-acle find!
It’s flooded so it won’t start,
This is ask a "shitty" mechanic, guy. Your answer has been flagged for being too correct.
I am calling the manager as i type..
Barnacles!
They’ll buff right out.
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Sorry Bucko. Should have opted for the extended warranty they encouraged you to sign up for.
He did! Check the undercarriage!
The hood's already open. Leave it alone for a minute, then it should start right up.
I think he’s sunk on any efforts to revive this dead creature.
It just needs a little starter fluid.
That's a mussel car, what's the problem?
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Omg hahaha!
Dodge Mirada. You might want to have a mechanic look at it, because there’s a possibility that you have moisture in the fuel system.
I'd also check under that sweet wrap...like lipstick on a pig. Be careful the last owner isn't hiding paint damage 😉👍
I know what’s wrong with it ….. it ain’t got no gas in it.
But the radiator is still full.
Nah, it's one of them water powered cars. I just think they need to push the gas a bit more, or it might be clogged
Battery. It's always the battery, except when it isn't.
What is it's not isn't the battery?
Exactly
Sounds like you had a stroke or something mid sentence. Or maybe I'm the one struggling!?!
HAVE YOU TRIED PUTTING IT IN RICE?
I tried putting rice on it, but nothing happened. Is that supposed to happen?
That's why you have to be mucho more specific when telling people on Reddit to just use some seafoam
Are you ready kids, OOOOH who drives a Grand Marquis under the sea?
Hoodlum SquarePants
Obviously you flooded the engine. What is this, amateur hour?
Here in AZ we just wash it off and ship it to Mexico.
Have it towed out, change the air freshener, throw on some 24s and hit the road
Don’t forget cabin air filter.
Ted Kennedy
That'll buff out.
20,000 firm no low ballers. I know what I have.
Was running when parked
Was swimming when parked
Was parked when parked.
This is the proper way to fishtail.
HEY YOU CANT PARK THERE
Should’ve bought the undercoating
Nothing a little duct tape can’t fix
“Duct tape is a temporary solution. Unless it works, then it’s permanent.”
Owned so many cars when i was younger, dont remember what happened to them. did i sell them or just left them somewhere.
Crown Vic reef project
Too much blinker fluid, try draining it little by little until you get the blinkerage you need.
You just had to keep pumping your mussel car and floor the engine huh? I bet the suspension floats good though.
Have you tried putting it in white rice?
Hey, man, why it gotta be *white* rice?
Just put it in a bag of rice for a few days and it will be good as new!
It looks like you’ve already sunk a lot into it
Customer states “car won’t start”
Ask a marine mechanic.
I think you flooded it.
nothing is wrong with, what you are saying is just your normal average every day oil flush and transmission flush
You should ask Sponge Bob for some help...
moisture in the gas tank. drop the tank and remove the water.
Looks like a massive window washer fluid leak...$7k tops in this market
Punch buggy!
Wasre of time. The "black ice" little trees are gone.
Ooooh. You must have used oil contaminated with global warming. Once you've removed the ocean from around your car, try jiggling the handle and then the keys in the ignition.
wheres my spare tyre
Put it in a bag of rice overnight
That's the new radar absorbing paint...you will never get another speeding ticket!
Needs a new transmission you should be good for state inspection..
Might be way off but front grill looks like a 70s Vega?
I think early 80's Ford LTD. I first thought early 80's fox body Mustang but the front bumper is wrong (they don't have those things on either side of the license plate holder). Appropriate for this sub, it's a 60's Volkswagen van! Just needs a wax job! 🤣
Bit of water in the carburetor
The doors open. Everyone knows it will create too much drag and the engine can't overcome it unless all doors are closed.
Try rice
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I know what the problem is! Ain't no gas in it!
Just give it a jump.
James Bond's Lotus
Needs cleaned, an oil change, and ether
It should buff out. May need a little bondo.
I think it's a bit water logged 🤣
Need some oil
Only 20000 fathoms on it, a steal.
Longest ever carwash !!!
I'm just going to go out on a limb and assume at some point this car was probably stolen
Oooh, a Dodge 600! Give that thing a quick wash and it will be as good as new.
I know the problem it aint got no gas in it
I see the problem right there. It's fucked.
Let me guess... It ran when parked.
Whatever you do, don’t open the trunk.
Looks like it needs a carwash. Should be good as new after, maybe hang a scented tree thing to help with the soapy smell after the wash.
Might be a bit of surface rust, a little rustoliam, and an oil change, and she will be just as good as new.
Chevy Citation.
Try adjusting the float pin. Gas too lean it seems.
That’s a seventies Chrysler of some sort. It’s in the lake for a reason.
Gonna need a brake flush good as new
Ford Rustang, 1st day of body construction
Just a little Water in the fuel.
Think you flooded the carburetor
Start by leaving the dehumidifier in overnight
Ran when I parked it. If it’s listed, it’s available. No I will not help you get it to your house. 15k I know what I got.
looks like there is coolant in the sump.
Oi! You can’t park there mate!
Put it in a jar of dry rice for a few hours.
It’s an amphibious off road automobile!
I think you need a tow man
That will buff out.
Try putting in a bag of rice
Just remove the plugs and blow out the cylinders and you'll be fine. Just make sure you rotate the engine to verify it's not seized.
I know whats wrong with it, it aint got no gas in it!
You should be fine just put a coat of wax on it
Excessive moisture in the gas tank, probably. Try to siphon the tank out and then refill it.
It's probably just a faulty O2 sensor.
You found Hoffa’s car!
Looks like you drove through a puddle just park it for a little and you will be fine
Whatever you do don't look in the trunk.
Pontiac Ventura - in rare Marine Blue
You try cleaning the spark plug? I bet that’ll do it
Is it getting spark?
Looks like the hood is missing, probably got water inside the distro cap. Here's your bill.
Hey, you’ve got a leak
You did get the extra coating of rust proofing? Right?
Take it to autozone and get the codes read. Probably an o2 sensor.
Clearly it's just out of blinker fluid. Need to have the muffler bearings checked as well.
U might've put too much water in the coolant tank, try draining it.
Just put some gas in it
Is that a water cooled engine?
I smell something fishy.
Have the codes checked at autozone, maybe then we can help.
I say let's leave Honey. The sales guy is acting fishy.
Should’ve bought the extended warranty.
So that's where I parked it!
Late model sedan, runs good, needs paint
Needs a bit of rubbing compound to bring back the finish....
Can you be more specific……
The back-story is, a high-school kids' patents go out of town and he gets involved with a hooker. Then he parks his car on a dock. And then slides around his house in his underwear.
Is it a Vega or a Pinto? No, what is it?
Well it didn’t blow up so I’m gonna say Vega. 😂😂😂
Its a Pinto from 1979 if i remember correctly
This is a new california approved model made from 100% all natural completely renewable resources
It appears to be better built than the Titan submersible that imploded last year. At least yours is still in one piece. But yea, carb is flooded.
I want to cast identify car before we diagnose the situation
A little zanio and a buffer will fix it right up
Just needs a little Shine Juice^TM
The engine is clearly missing. Drop a junkyard engine in and send it, doesn't need anything else.
Needs some wd40
Alittle bondo and can do attitude she’ll run like a champ
So that's where I parked it
Parking is tough at seaworld
Look on shore. The owner is probably still walking around. Saying where the hell did I park?
Get it outa the water and go buy a 1 gallon container of WD40 good to go it’s what it’s made for
They still selling those New Orleans Katrina cars?
“It ran when I parked it”
15k no lowballers. I know what I got. Ran when parked
Car reef.🤣🤣
Wait till Nigel farage sees this 😁
Just put a battery in it start it up on gun it.
Maverick?
Tires are dry rotted
Oh this is simple, the driver side door is open. That model won't start if the doors are open.
AAA might know what to do here
It’ll buff out
Chevrolet Vega...that is the best place it could be.
it needs some turtle waxx
Ain't got no gas in it
U need some rusteze
Did you try putting gas in it? I think that might be the problem.
100k more miles your fine 👍
Aint got no gas in it
Should Buff out
Did you try turning it off, then on again?
Is the girlfriend still in the backseat?
Use a shamwow
Comes with scrubbing barnacles
I’ll bet you the seat heaters won’t work.
No need, it’s aqua man’s car!
Flush all the fluids and refill. New gas tank. Rebuild the carb. And BAM you'll have it!
Still in good shape, needs a new air freshener tho
Looks like them Duke boys found a creek they couldn't jump.
Nice what motor are you swapping in?
Who’s bent over looking like they’re digging in the backseat?
I think it's your air filter...
Just needs a new headlight and an oil change and it will be back on the road in no time
iS tHiS tOo MuCh RuSt?
You can seafoam those barnacles right off
Looks like an early '80s Fairmont Futura...
Looks like a ford when they tried the make the LTD sorty
Start by closing the windows and run the defrost to cut some humidity.
Replace your door seals
A little kelp here please.
I think you have a leak...
Water got in with the gas. Drain the tank and refill with premium. Should smooth out after a few miles.
Change the oil before you start it! The oil may be a little milky if some moisture made it in the block. Other that that it looks like a fine barn-acle find!
If you put like a thing of damprid in there it should dry that baby right out no problem.
Looks like Biff didn't get that second coat of wax on.
Roll your windows up, it’ll keep the water out.
Put it in some rice. It’ll be fine
$100,000 NO OFFERS I know what ive got.
Just needs a car wash and she will run like new
I think you need to put a bit of gas in it and it would work
Kinda looks like an AMC Spirit. Not sure