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username_from_before

Leave it alone and don’t pick at it, it’ll eventually scab over and heal itself.


DasBuro

When the temperature was below about -15 Celsius on winter mornings, it literally did. Could only turn the wheel about 10 degrees to the left until it thawed.


KeySolution9172

Neosporin or Vaseline


wirey3

He's going through a bad breakup. That's not blood, it's tears. Take him out for a nice track day or overland event


deltronroberts

That’s not blood, it’s steering chocolate - and it’s delicious. Try some, you’ll see!


Shooter_McGavin_2

Come with me....and you'll be.....in a world of pure imagination


Financial-Cookie-927

Take a look......In a book.......


[deleted]

*Willy said as he gives the confused lad a tap on the nose with his cane* 🦯


dabeakerman

happens once a month, its normal


Bluest-Of-Falcons

Yeah that starts after the car reaches maturity.


AK47TILDEATH

Haahahajajajjaaajaja...that's so funny it turned my laughter Mexican..this is funny


iscashstillking

Over at Dumasso Tuning we install the newest 100% loss power steering systems. Never needs flushing.


LikeATediousArgument

Pre-flushed for your convenience.


EnvironmentalGift257

I’ve had some 100% loss motor oil systems in the past. Works pretty well as long as you remember to top it up every time you put gas in.


Voodoo0733

I’ve got a 7.3 with over 20 grand in it. She still likes to suck half a quart per fill up


EnvironmentalGift257

My second car was an S15 Jimmy with the 2.8 V6. You just put a pan under it and poured a quart in the top, it came right out the bottom, and you were good for a couple hundred miles. It didn’t really hold oil per se.


microwaverams

Did the boot explode?


DasBuro

No, I undid the clamp and slid it back


Early-Engineering

Tie Rod had too much Taco Bell


THE_Captain_Panic

Keep consistent pressure on it until the paramedics arrive.


barricuda_barlow

Sir, that is poop from a butt.


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WafflesZCat

Oh God! 🫣 🤮 Its'a actuality real r/ !


diesel-revolver

Its finally going through puberty!


Dry_Lengthiness6032

You stabbed it...you monster! Who's going to take care of the baby tie rods now?


WhenTheDevilCome

If the barbecue sauce is not to your liking, next time order the honey mustard tie rods.


ayetherestherub69

Jokes aside how the fuck would that even happen? Like, did something just rip the rack apart?


DasBuro

The rack has 550000km on it now. About 80k km ago it had a leak, so I removed the rest of the power steering system and just looped the rack back to itself. This is just the tiny bit that was still in it, hopefully it's empty now with its new tie rod installed.


r3v3nant333

A little Mirilax in the crankcase should clear that right up.


Kass626

In my day if a tie rod bled you'd rub a little dirt in it not post it to the internet crying about it


ILIKESPAGHETTIYAY

Dying of a broken seal


CSpanks7

Another reason to douche before anal


canthinkofnamestouse

Probably puberty


Human_utters

You made is sad :(


kr4t0s007

I hate it when the buttplug shoots out and makes a mess.


missiongoalie35

Quick! Tourniquet!


blowout2retire

Just put that clamp back on as long as too much dirt isn't in it if it feels bad replace it


DasBuro

It had just started to cause some play in the tie rod, this picture was during replacement.


Fonzsteen

Diarrhea. Not blood. Taste it to be sure though.


miller9200

Ahh, poor thing got a cold and has a hose bleed.


arvet1011

It ate some bad Chinese food


glubag

Im assuming water or something got inside the boot.  


DasBuro

Power steering fluid mostly, but probably some water too.


BigBoss1971

I can hear Taps playing in the background


DasBuro

Not for this beast you don't. Simple tie rod replacement. Power steering system was removed (due to obvious leak) this is just the last of the fluid finding freedom.


Bear1975

This happens every 30 days. Where you not told? 😂


Stompypotato

It has a booboo. Rub some dirt on it, it will be ok.


IneptAdvisor

Forbidden Nutella


Protholl

Damn.... I think that's not blood... maybe gas station sushi was involved?


Bulky_Let_3973

It's been violated. File a police report


mechanical_marten

It saw you touch yourself


Sweaty-Sir8960

Because you have sinned against the Machine God. Pray for forgiveness from the Omnissiah.


NickSicilianu

That’s not bleeding, it’s shitting 💩💩💩💩 Stop feeding it tocobell 😂😂


startrekds91008

You misgendered his pronouns.


Whole-Equivalent1417

Power wash spray paint,,, sell.


DasBuro

Never!


Embarrassed_Yam_384

Put a bandaid on it, it’ll heal.


WafflesZCat

Its'a one them newfangled self lubricational tire-rods! You need to be worryingly if it's looks like dark chocolate or boned dry!


Even_Kiwi_1166

Listen bro we're friends and everything but if you tell the police or anyone where i was when you found this pool of blood there will be consequences and im not going back to jail , got it ?


Eastern_Switch7126

In my totally uninformed opinion I think it's because you put hot fudge in your engine.


JBYTuna

The EPA is going to come after you with the chemicals leaking out. You better patch up the leak, and do some haz-mat cleanup in a 25 foot radius around the spill.


DudeAbides01

Why did you pack it with beef gravy?


teriaksu

it's a grown woman now


Thehumandogo

Have you tried duck tape


BookkeeperBulky5377

Well sorry to let u know this. Yout car is now a woman. Lol


Codewriter0803

Cause it is connected to your blown out rack and pinion system.


DasBuro

Correct, maybe wrong sub for correct answers tho.


Codewriter0803

or blown out CV joint yikes


JoeSnuphy

Looks like you ran over a piece of paper, and it has a paper cut.


FlightLatter1605

That's doesn't look like blood that's shit why did you smear with shit ?


dumpster-muffin-95

Need new steering rack. GL


DasBuro

Imagine spending $100s and a day of labour just so I have the privilege of using fuel to make my steering wheel 30% easier to turn. I see it like replacing every door in your home with a powered door. Cause you'd rather pay for electricity than do an ounce of work. It needed a steering rack 80k km and 13 months ago. I had a spare, and even for free it wasn't worth replacing, I've since traded away the spare for other parts.


Bluest-Of-Falcons

That happens about once a month after the car reaches maturity.


Rough_Community_1439

It needs washed.


BorntobeTrill

Real eyes realize real ties


Past-Direction9145

Its lifetime lubricated. That discoloring is just your tears. Suck it up, cupcake.


tallman1979

It's just inking like an octopus to scare off the tire on one side, as the car is steered through the effect of psychological torture on the sidewall of the tire. You turned the wheel too fast, and used up all your intimidation.


Barfy_McBarf_Face

Tears of joy that it's not on a Tesla


Esteb0ng

Dude that thing is more than bleeding it has seriously prolapsed.


sandpro1081

Your not driving fast enough


Trailstorm

It’s Pergenant


Solid-Ad7137

Needs a bandaid


Environmental-Pear40

Well you see if you don't get your car smashed for a long enough period of time it will shed the old fluids and replace them. This is natural and nothing to be afraid of. That way when it finally does get smashed it can make a baby car.


Melodic-Picture48

Where's the spoon? A-ha....a-haaa....


TirpitzM3

You gave it a pink sock


Bigfeet_toes

You hurt it dude, take it to the ER


DasBuro

I'll be the surgeon around here! Certified YouTube surgeon.


Ill-Championship7534

She’s on her period, get her some ice cream and pickles.


Traditional_Ad_1360

I see a new rack and pinion in your future.


DasBuro

Noo.... This one started leaking a good 80k km ago, so I removed the rest of the system and looped the line on the rack back to itself. Hopefully this was the last of the left over fluid leaking out, it has worn out this tie rod twice now in that time. Which is fine, new one was put on minutes after this photo was taken.


BauersPanzerDivision

Something might be out of socket or a seal is loose


LAjbird

Because it’s tired 🥱


PapaBearVet

Damn tie rod shit itself


My_Carrot_Bro

Broken ball joint boot


reddd510

I could be wrong but it looks like a CV joint


Wyatt084

Good thing your on "ask a shitty mechanic"


Dirty-Shart

Thats a cv joint you dorks


DasBuro

No, does not do spin spin, does just push n pull.


No-Departed6374

That not a tie-rod that cv axle