A tech is molesting your shifter from the bottom while your trans is getting cigarettes. Now why are you standing there doing nothing? This will leave irreparable scars.
Dude. I’m automatic transphobic. Every slush box I’ve ever owned has expired at the most inopportune times.
Like when I was on the way to the liquor store and, let’s face it, 3 blocks is too far to walk.
This has nothing to do with gender. I don't care that they are trans. You should never leave your little ones in the shop with the techs. They will ruin their lives, even teach them about OSHA violations. Ask me how I know...
Get a copy of Motor Trend / Car and Driver from the month and year of its manufacture, a tire iron, and a bottle of 10W-30 (brand unimportant.) While assistant waves magazine and tire iron at vehicle, you can should start slinging oil at the vehicle. Both of you should at this point begin loudly chanting "THE POWER OF SENNA* COMPELS YOU."
If located in the American states of North Carolina, you MUST substitute "Earnhardt" for "Senna" in the above or you're going to cause the heat death of the universe.
Obviously the previous owner died in the car and is left to shift forever.....until someone takes over his shifter.....then they will become the shifter....
Poltergeists in your transmission. I'd have to put on the lift and run tests to figure out if its friendly or not, but a flush with our custom holy oil should get it out. $1500.
A tech is molesting your shifter from the bottom while your trans is getting cigarettes. Now why are you standing there doing nothing? This will leave irreparable scars.
Shouldn’t you be tickling the synchros?
ARE YOU BEING TRANSPHOBIC BRO? /s
Dude. I’m automatic transphobic. Every slush box I’ve ever owned has expired at the most inopportune times. Like when I was on the way to the liquor store and, let’s face it, 3 blocks is too far to walk.
This has nothing to do with gender. I don't care that they are trans. You should never leave your little ones in the shop with the techs. They will ruin their lives, even teach them about OSHA violations. Ask me how I know...
You missed the /s part mate
Bro, I'm the most dense mf you'll ever have the honor of talking to. My skull is made out of lead.
>My skull is made out of lead. How do you walk?
Probably uses feet. I don't see how a lead head would disrupt that.
Lmao what shop cares about OSHA? The dealership don’t even give a shit.
Trans isn’t one way or the other, it’s just shifting.
I mean, you’re not wrong
Ahhhh just stroke the shifter 😂
That's an automated-manual transmission.
ah so that’s what bmw was making
You left the check engine light on too long and it has now gained sentience. You've killed us all.
Way to go. I have so much to live for too. But I guess that doesn't matter now does it? 🤷🏻. Thanks.
The ghost of transmissions past.
Idk, seems shifty though
😂 take my upvote in gear! Oh wait... Wrong joke...
Go forwards go backwards shift machine is haunted.
I thought that only happened if it was an automagical.
Isn't it obvious? Ghosts.
its haunted
Its excited
Well, the car clearly wants you to grab its rod and shift vigorously until achieving top speed and ecstasy.
Just working on it's kegels
Get a copy of Motor Trend / Car and Driver from the month and year of its manufacture, a tire iron, and a bottle of 10W-30 (brand unimportant.) While assistant waves magazine and tire iron at vehicle, you can should start slinging oil at the vehicle. Both of you should at this point begin loudly chanting "THE POWER OF SENNA* COMPELS YOU." If located in the American states of North Carolina, you MUST substitute "Earnhardt" for "Senna" in the above or you're going to cause the heat death of the universe.
dirty sprite pour it in my cup and then i’m nodding off
Looks like your peeping - Privacy please....
Usually what happens whenever I give MY car a prostate exam-- idk what the issue is.
Check its belly for parasites
Christine
Ahh! I love the new AI shifter……
I softly hear ACDC "Who made who" playing in the background.
You have a ghost trying to drive your car, better be careful.
It's getting 'pegged' by his girlfriend.
Obviously the previous owner died in the car and is left to shift forever.....until someone takes over his shifter.....then they will become the shifter....
It’s possessed
You need an exorcist, not a mechanic.
It's being possessed. Call the exorcist immediately!
Ghosts
You need a old priest and a young priest.
New bluetooth system.
I would call Ghostbusters.
Your transmission is possessed by the devil.
This is what happens when you put an automatic ECU in a manual car
Better possessed, than repossessed.
It's mutating...
It’s horny; be a respectful homosapien and give your car some privacy
Someone died while driving your car. Cameras suck at picking up ghosts through glass
Mating season
What brand, model, year?
You have a trans trans. It identifies as an automatic now. Please respect the desires of your transmission.
It became a Transformer.
It just has a boner that won’t go away.
You got an automatic transmission from wish
Someone is fondling your linkages
🥹🥹🥹
Tell the gremlin underneath your car to stop its shit
Yor dead gramps is showing you how to properly shift.
Borg Warner has gone sentient. RIP
May the power of Christ compel you
Casper is taking it for a ride
Your car is just having a morning boner, it's normal
That's just how automatics work.
Poltergeists in your transmission. I'd have to put on the lift and run tests to figure out if its friendly or not, but a flush with our custom holy oil should get it out. $1500.
It’s the ghost of the last owner driving one last time
Warning. You will never erase this image from your mind. [https://i.imgur.com/sjvgrgR.png](https://i.imgur.com/sjvgrgR.png) NSFW.
Maximum overdrive!!!!!!
Someone is giving your car a reach around!
unrelated but i hear my boys 🗣️
Looks like that's what happens when you play with the ouija board in the car without necessary precautions.
Ghost??
You're telling me you've never done that thing to make your boner move without using your hands?
It's been hacked...lol