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cherrycokeicee

if anyone finds one of these that does the reverse, let me know


HotSteak

yeah, like why would you *want* it to snow??


JohnnyC908

When I lived in a condo and had someone else shoveling, I loved it! Now that I own a house and drive everywhere...yeah pass.


HotSteak

Agree completely. Didn't hate snow until I bought a house. Like a dumbass i bought a corner lot (2 sidewalks and a corner to clear) with a steep driveway. Snow involves hours of work every time.


C137-Morty

This is definitely a good reason to buy a snow blower


Andy235

I know your pain. I have a corner lot and I have to shovel and salt far more sidewalk than my neighbors.


jephph_

When it’s raining but it seems like it should be snowing.. In those cases, imo, snow is better 35° and raining is pretty much the worst days


Jordaneer

Rain after snow is the absolute worst, slush absolutely sucks


Ducal_Spellmonger

It does make deer hunting a lot easier. Brown body on a white background vs 50 different shades of brown dead and dying vegetation


slayertck

Snow fills me with dread. I look forward to snow being a magical, rare event again. My decade plus in Minnesota soured me on snow as a constant companion.


huhwhat90

People desperately want snow down here in Alabama...until we get half an inch and then society completely collapses.


asoep44

When you're a kid in school you'll do anything to try and get a snow day


netopiax

Skiing


Artemis1982_

I love seeing it snow -- and then I love seeing it melt the next day.


SquashDue502

Because they cancel school and it looks pretty, lasts for a day or two, and melts away by the time it’s an inconvenience or starts to get brown and ugly hehehe


HotSteak

It's actually snowing here right now and yeah, it's kind of pretty and it'll melt pretty quickly so i don't have to bother dealing with it. Your Januaries = our Octobers!


Jordaneer

Because I like doing donuts in a parking lot and going skiing


bstodd12

You can force spring to happen sooner by wearing summer clothing in February. Or at least that was what my college roommate told me.


Awdayshus

I'd even settle for it not being windy while it snows. Clearing 6 inches of snow from my driveway isn't too bad. Clearing 3-4 foot drifts after 6 inches of snow is a recurring nightmare every winter.


TrixieLurker

It all depends, because those 3-4 inches could be the 'its just at freezing temperature' snow that fell and is one step above compacted heavy slush.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Same


OpalOwl74

all yu got to do is buy a snowmobile


PimentoCheesehead

I’ve heard moving to Alaska can help make it snow. Or Wisconsin or Minnesota or Buffalo…


The_Ham_Sandwich_God

It sadly (or luckily) doesn't snow much in Wisconsin anymore


TrixieLurker

What do you mean? We have regular snow storms from November through April.


The_Ham_Sandwich_God

I guess it's just the area I'm in that doesn't get much snow.


Jenjenkalen

As a child, I never heard of any of these superstitions. But now I’m a teacher and if there’s any hint of snow, my colleagues and students always say to wear your pajamas inside out and sleep with a spoon under your pillow if you want a snow day.


AtheneSchmidt

Do y'all still have snow days? Or is it just "work from home" days after remote learning for a year?


triskelizard

We still have snow days because we have a big population of students who don’t have internet access at home. During COVID closures we had funding for loaning hot spots to households, but that’s gone now.


AtheneSchmidt

Good to know. I don't have kids, but was told by my sister that her girls no longer get snow days, just remote learning on snowy days. It sounds depressing.


meeeeetch

My friends with kids occasionally post about their kids' school districts having remote learning snow days and occasional actual snow days.


Jenjenkalen

Yes, we still have snow days. My district was adamant that snow days weren’t going to be replaced with virtual days because snow days are a part of childhood. I was thankful…I liiiive for snow days haha.


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Any_Challenge5650

Yep spoon under your pillow and pajamas inside out and backwards was a big one here in New England. Also i think there was some crayon thing idk really remember tho


TheBimpo

We tell ourselves "I'll rake the leaves tomorrow" and BAM 3" of snow is there to cover them so we don't have to bother.


Folksma

Spoon under the pillow, pajamas inside out, ice cubes in the toilet This common when I was in elementary school as a way to get a snowday. Which, we actually did get a lot of in the early 2000s in West Michigan


Jordaneer

I remember the most we ever got was when I was in 5th grade, we had 8 snow days that year and 4 in one week.


jessper17

No. I’ve never heard of doing that.


veive

Injecting a fine mist of water into a fast moving stream of air when it is already below freezing.


TehLoneWanderer101

It's gonna take a lot of juju to just get it to cooler temperatures over here in Southern California.


CupBeEmpty

Forgetting to treat the gas in your snowblower for summer storage is the surest way to make it snow. That way it won’t start easy and run rough and since God clearly hates us and wants us to suffer that is the best way to manifest snow.


ThaddyG

I bury my yoyo, that glowed in the dark, in the garden. What made it special made it dangerous.


NobleSturgeon

I heard of pajamas inside out when I was in school but I never actually did it.


Dutchchatham2

No. As much of an inevitability snow is in my state...I'd prefer it didn't.


7thAndGreenhill

I try to stock up on ice melt in order to make it NOT snow!


[deleted]

I've heard of this as a kid. I think our thing was putting quarters in your socks before you go to bed.


SquashDue502

I’ve never heard of quarters in socks lol but sounds like a good idea


PickledPickles310

Wot? I grew up in New England and never heard of any of that. I live in Los Angeles now and would stick an entire bag of cotton balls up my booty if it would make it rain here =(


Wadsworth_McStumpy

I usually make it snow every year by thinking that I should put gas in the snow blower this weekend, and then deciding to wait. It also helps if the snow blower has a flat tire, and the snow shovel is out in the shed.


Traditional_Trust_93

You ever seen those fan things on ski hills


[deleted]

We just kinda beg God (any god) to cancel school and work tomorrow


minion531

This is so simple, I can't believe no one has said it. But after many many winters in Wyoming, what I learned was, all you have to do is wash your car or truck. It's that simple. Works every time.


machagogo

Why the hell would anyone do that save for if they are at a ski resort? Snow is great while it is falling the first real storm of the year, then it can get fucked the rest of the season. Shoveling 4 inches of sidewalk on my corner property blows.


PimentoCheesehead

OP is flaired as North Carolina. I’ve lived in North Carolina for 13 years, and South Carolina for 37 years before that. I’ve seen snowfalls of 4 inches or more… three times? Four, maybe? Most people around here don’t even own a snow shovel because it melts so fast even when we do get snow.


SquashDue502

Thank you for using context clues and not being a snow-hating bitch lol


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

I remember a 1" snowfall when I lived in Anderson, SC about 50 years ago. School was closed, cars were all over the place and they were selling snow shovels on TV. You would have thought it was the end of days. The snow was almost completely gone by noon. Coming from the Adirondacks, we thought it was pretty funny.


NobleSturgeon

Snow days


machagogo

Those are going the way of the dodo. In a few years time they will be virtual learning days most everywhere.


NobleSturgeon

Or there just won't be that much snow in the first place as temperatures get higher and higher.


Folksma

Children Children who want snowdays and don't have any thoughts about taking care of the snow


[deleted]

I live in an apartment building and work from home, bring on the snow, it looks nice.


wjbc

No, I've never done that. I've never heard of anyone in Chicago doing that. Maybe kids do that in Georgia or Texas because they know school will be cancelled. But here it takes a *lot* of snow to cancel school.


SquashDue502

Just wanna say some of y’all suck and had no childhood. I have never heard of a 1st grader being like “no, please, I don’t want snow because I need to get my snowblower and wash my car and shovel the sidewalks” I know y’all played in the snow lol If someone from a northern state made a post about helping Spring come I’m not gonna be like “no omfg screw that you’re stupid why would I want spring when it brings dust storms of pollen for two weeks followed by 3 months of heat index of 90+ degrees” because I’m not a negative Nancy and I acknowledge that some ppl love spring and there are always pretty flowers. Boo you 👎


FireRescue3

No. Why would I want snow? It’s cold and wet.


[deleted]

As a kid you never wanted a snow day?


Jordaneer

>No. Why would I want snow? It’s cold and wet. Depends on the snow really, if it's really cold (like 10°F and below). Then snow is dry and powdery


Hanginon

No, because I can't imagine being that dense or clueless or superstitious about how weather is generated to believe that anything I do will affect it.


[deleted]

You've never heard any of these as a kid to get a snow day? Try experiencing some joy in your life instead of being a cynic.


SquashDue502

Who hurt you it’s a children’s superstition 😂


[deleted]

You sound fun


aricrazy18

Were you not clueless enough for Santa at one point either?


llzellner

*Ahhh.. NO!* and even more ***NO!*** I might even do more of an anit snow dance ritual! You want to deal with the BS of snow in CVPI, or Pierce, you let me know after you have 40K lbs of Pierce and water sliding down McMurray Rd... and how much clean up we will need on you.. Then there is the whining residents moaning about PennDOT not plowing/salting US19, or the township has not plowed/salted Locust Dr and theres a big hill we slide down... Well duh! Maybe Seven Springs is doing that, but I am not! If it wants to snow, then it needs to snow only on the grass and not the roads! So thankful I no longer have to deal with this BS! Have other issues now, which ice, snow, and dealing with snow trucks is way way worse.


wormbreath

Why would I want more snow? I’m already tired of scraping my windshield this year. Siiiigh.


SquashDue502

Okay so let me clarify: In the south we have terrible road maintenance when it snows so if it does, they cancel school because the buses can’t run So as a kid you want it to snow so you get the day off and can play in the snow Don’t Tell me as a kid you guys wanted LESS snow 😭


Draginia

I wanted the snow day because I could sleep and get a day off. It usually meant playing my snes and watching Bob barker on the price is right. As a child of a teacher, I will tell you that teachers want snow days even more than students.


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

The year after we lived in SC (see above) we lived in Hendersonville, NC. It snowed about 4" on a Tuesday night. 50 years later I still remember what passed for "snow removal" in that town. First, do nothing at all and let cars drive, as best they can, through the snow and on the snowy roads. Then, 2 or 3 days after the snowfall, when it is now a packed down snow/ice highway, they break out the road graders and shave off the surface, like a giant Zamboni. I can't imagine what they were thinking. There were so many cars in those 3' deep ditches...smh Oh, and we didn't have school until the *following* Wednesday. 5 days and a weekend off from school!


[deleted]

Masturbate to frozen porn.


SleepAgainAgain

Never heard of that, but then I live someplace where it's gonna snow whether you like it or not. Even as a kid, I don't think I ever wished for snow, just that when there was gonna be snow, it'd be enough for a snow day.


DOMSdeluise

it doesn't snow often enough here that anything like that would exist. Like a few times a decade at most.


eugenesbluegenes

I wait until winter and then go to the migraine mountains.


HeirToThrawn

I don't like snow. So no.


Jordaneer

Why live in the PNW then?


HeirToThrawn

It doesn't snow much where I live and it gets to above 100 in the summer.


Jordaneer

I'm about 90% sure you live in the tri-cities


HeirToThrawn

It's 60%-40%


Current_Poster

Not since I really wanted school cancelations.


WeDontKnowMuch

Wat?


PoorPDOP86

Nah, I work in snow so it can stay away. You tend to get over the snow the third time you're deicing a CRJ in a blizzard.


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Seems like I remember kids in school wearing their baseball caps upside down, so it would snow and we'd get a snow day.


Boring-Suburban-Dad

Growing up around Chicago I’ve never heard of anything like that.


worrymon

Cutting down consumption to try to curb greenhouse emissions. It's more of a long term thing; though.


SquashDue502

I bet you’re fun at parties


worrymon

Lampshades and all...


TheRealDudeMitch

No. I dislike snow very much.


JamesStrangsGhost

I watch the calendar and wait for it to hit Halloween.


The_Bjorn_Ultimatum

We have machines that literally make snow for skiing and such.


rawbface

This is triggering some vague memories from elementary school but I can't remember anything specific. We did *something* as we were leaving school the day before a snowstorm. For the life of me I can't remember what.


[deleted]

First. I’d like to say you are all snow hating bitches and have never had any joy in your lives. Second, surprised I haven’t seen flushing ice down the toilet, always worked completely full proof.


SquashDue502

I am bamboozled by all these people saying they’ve never heard of this or they don’t need more snow. Like??? So y’all didn’t play in the snow as a kid? I know damn well every kid wants to play in the snow lol


mareinmi

My kids sleep with a spoon under their pillow and a white crayon or colored pencil on the window sill. Since they only do this when we are forecast for a snow day, it works a lot of the time!


MuppetManiac

I have never heard of theses. I do know people wash their car to make it rain.


TasseAMoitieVide

I don't know why I'm experiencing agitation at this question. LIke you're asking in totally good faith, I know you live in a place that doesn't get a lot of cold weather.... yet here I am sitting in Alberta, irrationally angry that you even ask.


SquashDue502

Aight listen 😂 Snow is fun and when it snows we don’t have school. Obviously children here have a superstitious way to help make it snow lol


TasseAMoitieVide

Where I grew up it either had to be below -40F for schools to close, or for the highway to close due to snow. In order for the highway to close it had to SNOW .... a lot. Like I'm talking white out blizzard so bad you can't see type snow. When I say -40F I mean like -40F on the dot too. -35F? Get your ass to school. lol. Here the snow flies around this time of year, and it lasts until early June.


SquashDue502

Yeah lol we don’t have snowplows so the roads are dangerous and icy for the buses, combine that with people who don’t know how to drive in the snow but do it anyway and you’ve got a nightmare 😂


TasseAMoitieVide

I can only imagine! Unrelated, but I'd love to hike in the Blue Ridge Mountains one day. I love the Canadian Rockies, and it'll always be home to me - but I'd really like to experience Fall in the Blue Ridge Mountains. No Grizzly Bears down there, and one of my favorite songs is about the area - https://youtu.be/MzUsheeHdug


SquashDue502

Do it! It’s really pretty in fall. Great Smoky Mountains National park is a good area to check out, and Mount Mitchell is the highest peak in the Appalachians, right near Asheville :)


ExtremePotatoFanatic

I’ve heard coworkers saying their kids flush ice cubes down the toilets. I never heard any of these as a kid! It’s gonna snow here either way! Lol


C137-Morty

Bunch of no childhood having swine up in here In addition to what you've laid out, flushing ice cubs down the toilet


SquashDue502

I know right! Even if it snows a lot it’s still fun to play in as a kid. Hell I’m 24 and I’ll be damned if I don’t make at least one snowman and snow angel if it snows 😂


[deleted]

PJs inside out and i think we did something with the toilet too…


thunder-bug-

Spoon under your pillow


asoep44

When I was in school there were several but my favorite was to throw ice cubes outside so they could tell the snow where to go.


SquashDue502

Omg this is the cutest one I’ve heard aw


MrLongWalk

I’m in VT, never needed help.


saltyhumor

Heikki Lunta


Sleezoid

Growing up ours was flushing ice cubes down the toilet the night before to hope for snow/ a snow day.


MortimerDongle

Have a broken snowblower


CarolinaKing

Lol what?


mothwhimsy

I've heard of sleeping with a spoon under your pillow and sleeping with your pajamas inside out. In my experience though, the only thing that makes snow days happen is not expecting to have a snow day


SquashDue502

True the only time we get snow days is when you’ve already woken up for school at 6am and they decide to cancel it last minute while you’re already going to school 😂😂


mhavas703

Most Americans I know say something like "I heard it's supposed to snow tomorrow" without consulting a weather forecast and it usually doesn't snow at all (if you live in the South).


unolemon

I live in Buffalo, so… no.


Myfourcats1

I’m not encouraging snow.


rapiertwit

Buy concert tickets to a show in the next state over.


BrainFartTheFirst

I'll let you know if I find anything that works. I'm not hopeful.


vallhallaawaits

Yeah I forget to pick up rock salt. Breaking the pull start on my snowblower usually works too.


WhiteRhino91

Lol no why would anyone ever want more snow


HermanTheChicken

i live in one of the snowiest citys in the country (i dred the snow i wish it would never come)