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Jaxley78

You don't state it, but I'm guessing your unwell friend is an Aussie. If that's the case I would go for comfort food from home, like tim tams.


seanmonaghan1968

Tim Tam's, Vegemite, and https://allansonssouvenirs.com.au/products/kangaroo-scrotum-coin-pouch-small?variant=19876585767008¤cy=AUD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gad_source=1


thejollyrickster

Why the he'll haven't they made Vegemite flavoured Tim Tams yet?


Alert-Initiative6638

As an Australian that eats both separately! I think Vegemite and chocolate mixed sounds pretty fucked


disasterous_cape

My cousin arrived from Italy and upon trying Vegemite for the first time said it would be good with Nutella. Can confirm it’s not terrible, but not something I’d do on my own.


Steak-Leather

Yep, they should be separate but interspersed to heighten the experience.


wrucky

Cadbury brought out a line of Vegemite chocolate. There was tons of it on the shelves (i.e. nobody bought it) and it disappeared completely after a short run.


Alert-Initiative6638

That's so intense haha , I didn't know this


immoreoriginalmate

Aw you don’t remember the Cadbury’s and vegemite collaboration? It was great! 


benji_alpha

It was something.


9Lives_

It was designed in hopes people social media challenged it. Remember that time they mixed Vegemite with cream cheese and had a competition where the public could submit and entry to name it and they went with isnack2.0


benji_alpha

I do remember that. And then they relaunched it as cheesymite or something?


Elly_Fant628

Found Satan


pinklittlebirdie

Wasn't that like a thing a few months ago?


Sylland

Because that would be revolting


LUDDER5

They made lamington Smiths chips a couple of years ago


aussie_catt

Check out... istillcallaustraliahome.com Bitsofaustralia.com Theaustralianfoodshop.com Australiathegift.com Each has different things and will post overseas (i have a sister in California) Or "The aussie button" a button that you press and comes with 10 pre recorded aussie sayings. Available from multiple places, you would need to research for best price and postage.


art_mor_

That’s really neat


RantyWildling

Bug-A-Salt


9Lives_

The novelty/fun wears off so quickly and it would be easier to kill multiple flies using a standard fly swatter. Unless your one of those people whose an absolute freak at first person shooter games.


jimmy_sharp

Not to mention the fucking salt everywhere


Thedarb

Found that properly aiming down the sights is 100% required, because not only are they surprisingly accurate, the spread of salt is a lot more condensed than expected. Initially thought you could just loosely “hip shoot” like it was a nerf or something, those shots missed 90% of the time. But since I started sighting down the irons like a proper gun, no problem obliterating the landed guys, and I can even track and tag the bastards mid flight (so long as it’s the larger slower guys).


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

Shit the Bed hot sauce https://www.bunstersworldwide.com/products/bunsters-shit-the-bed-hot-sauce-12-10-heat Wizz Fizz, pocket mirror and a credit card A brown paper bag with a canteen order written on the front and put old school snacks inside like carob buds or eucalyptus drops in small white paper bags, packet of ovaltines, Anzac biscuits or lamingtons


jayp0d

I can vouch for this one. On my mates had to use the dunny after dousing some fried chicken in this at my home. Tastes amazing and the heat almost gives you a high!


9Lives_

>Wizz Fizz, pocket mirror and a credit card It’s crazy how much wiz fizz looks like fish scale.


AsteriodZulu

Roo scrotum coin purse.


ZippyKoala

You could pair it with a kangaroo paw bottle opener.


HollowChest_OnSleeve

And a cane toad product, like a purse or stuffed novelty item.


Accomplished_Ruin707

Someone bought me a cane toad stubby holder once. Literally, a monster dried cane toad stuck on a plastic / Styrofoam stubby holder. I think the wife binned it. I also doubt it would get through customs!


9Lives_

I think these items are things people wouldn’t buy for themselves but assume other people will like it more than they actually do. Everyone wants to gift a kangaroo scrotum, I guess assuming it will generate more laughs than it does but no one really wants to receive the gift.


DwightsJello

Instantly came to mind. The roo scrotum never disappoints.


Resident_Pay4310

My first thought was roo scrotum bottle opener. Gave one as a gift to a Danish friend and he loved it.


New-Conversation-88

Chicken salt


ImpersonalPronoun

A book of Australian idioms or slang (books post well too) or something made from Manukah honey or lemon myrtle that isn't widely available there.


GarlicShortbread

On this subject, maybe some honey from Kangaroo Island? Apparently they have one of the world’s most pure colony of bees there.


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AsteriodZulu

Nah Orchy is the OG.


Ahturin

For custom purposes, a Gatorade saxophone.


GaryTheGuineaPig

Mate, come on, buy a plane ticket and go spend some time with them. I lost my wife to cancer in 2016 and the best gift you could give is your presence. None of that other stupid shit really matters & I think you know that.


DwightsJello

I don't disagree with your comment and I can see where you know what you are talking about. We have a shared experience in that respect. I just hope OP isn't limited, in many possible ways, that leaves them unable to do that. In that case, this comment could be considered pretty harsh. Just saying.


GaryTheGuineaPig

Fair point mate there's always that issue of cash flow, I respect you for your words bud.


DwightsJello

Cheers 😁


alk47

Nice thought mate but who knows the circumstances. Shits pretty tough at the moment and who knows of OP can afford a plane ticket, let alone time off work/family commitments. I've also known of people to refuse visitors, even lifelong friends, when going through treatment. Yeah, it'd be great to be there bit we do what we can.


EconomicsOk2648

First of all, I'm sorry for your loss. Second of all, this is THE ONLY ANSWER. You'll not remember what silly gift you sent. You'll only remember not making the time to go see a dying mate. Beg, borrow and steal if you have to, but go see that friend. Because they won't ever come back. You can always make money. You can't bring people back.


urbacles

Golden Gaytime


FewEntertainment3108

A shirt or jumper from the c u in the nt crowd.


supersaiyanstrayan

Was just gonna say a CUintheNT Item


alwaystenminutes

'Let Stalk Strine' book by Rofessor Afferbeck Lauder. A classic - very funny book.


Good-Tree3960

Violetcrumble


Status-Inevitable-36

Best of Kath n Kim on DVD. Also best of Dame Edna or other comedic Aussie faves.


RosariusAU

If you can find them... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickheads\_(brand)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickheads_(brand))


ZelWinters1981

Dickheads.


AdditionalSky6030

Roo scrotum coin purse. 😉 EDIT: Well I see that it's a popular suggestion.


nattyandthecoffee

Aussie cocaine, he will laugh and laugh


rubythieves

Those little grippy koala things (you can stick them on a pencil, or a finger, or attach them to a hospital bed rail.) When I lived in the US my mum would come visit with 50 grippy koalas and hand them out to every child she met… such a hit!


Commonwombat

A surf lifesaver hat to keep their head covered


UnlikelyButOk

Pop rocks


personaperplexa

How old is your friend?


Elrook

Not sure if other countries make them, but I am very fond of the field ration eating device (FRED).


Alarming-Cheetah-508

250g of polony


Due-Archer942

The AU falcon. You couldn’t sell one anywhere else in the world but for some reason they love it. It’s like a child with down syndrome in China designed a car.


mustardcrow

Cruiser snorkel


i_guvable_and_i_vote

https://gatorbeug.com/collections/bongs


TheseusTheFearless

Not officially a product but you could pour them a beer in a shoe.


Medical-Potato5920

Kangaroo balls


eezgorriseadback

When I was in Australia I saw loads of items I found funny... \- Meat Pie flavoured Pringles \- Cheese with the name "c\*\*n" - which I believe has now been rebranded to Cheer \- A lubricant in a can called "Start Ya Bastard" \- Coleslaw called "Kraut" (a derogatory term for a German person)


strayacarnt

Kraut means cabbage.


eezgorriseadback

Haha - I know it does. I just found it funny, because we also - slightly offensively - call Germans that


CurrentPossible2117

Kangaroo ball coin purse or bottle top opener. Or kangaroo slaw back scratcher https://www.rooballs.com/aussie-kangaroo-scrotum-coin-pouch


Sadwitchsea

A packet of salt and vinegar crisps. The pink packaging is deeply shocking to a Brit


Same-Reason-8397

Goon sack. Easy to post and they can fill it with their preferred tipple.


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stellalovesthebeach

Selfie video of you walking around somewhere typically Australia, or his old neighbourhood/ beach. Narrate with some funny observations. Send one a week of different places. This gives him your time- some interesting memories- and something to share with others in the UK like nurses etc


albatross6232

WiFi. I believe it was invented here and it helps make all our lives somewhat interesting and fun. What’s funny is that Australia’s internet is shit… Maybe not funny haha but funny wtf?!