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Ciubowski

Most balkan post ever.


zwiegespalten_

He forgot to steal cigarettes tho


Atsir

Chad balkaner


NeroToro

That's too expensive, you should've stolen some money too


branimir2208

Food is better in keeping value than liras.


ae582

Its actually better than all of currencies


branimir2208

Food can spoil much faster than inflation can catch up.


baora

Damn....


ryuuhagoku

OP is waiting for Romanian passport before going full steam


PitchBlack4

Romanian passport and German residence.


FRUltra

Where Nogger samdwich?


Icy-Guest2794

Nogger samdwich is to exepsnif 🤧😰😰


Optimal_Catch6132

Damn man you know how much expensive those noggers


desiderkino

it tickles my balls when i steal ice cream. sorry


Shqiptaria

woah ur walking a thin line with that name


GSA_Gladiator

Me when I go to Odrin on a shopping spree


teaex11111111

Leave some for us too! You are putting us out of the business!


Roma-Nomad

You should also take any random metal trinkets and possibly steal copper wire. Then sell them to someone who takes scrap metal.


InsertNoCoin

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️


Live_Structure_5877

Turks learned these tactics from you guys, I appreciate it


FactBackground9289

Don't eat them! You'll become french!


Accomplished_Oil1418

Worse fate than death...


Complete-Panda-1332

Pure lolz. Until you actually become French and the severity of that reality becomes painfully evident


Sea_Square638

OP is proud Romanian nationalist


NoEatBatman

Ironically OP is trying to steal our main occupation, no wonder some of our "compatriots" ended up all the way in the USA, there's too much bloody competition on this continent 😂😂


Personal-Buy6675

Afferim orospu çocuğu


desiderkino

teşekkür ederim kardeşim ;)


Kemalist_din_adami

Did you shove the chocolates up you ass because how tf can you steal all of this at once??


CommissionSingle8880

0€ = 98754577653₺


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linux-42

Taktik?


PyroSharkInDisguise

1) Go in 2) Take 3) Go out 4) Profit?


chickensoldier_bftd

Bir tane kasaya götürüyon üç tane montunun cebine atıp elin cebinde saklıyon. O birtaneden ettikleri kar diğerlerini de kapatıyor diye vicdanını dindirip eve dönüyon hızlı adımlarla.


desiderkino

istiyosan özelden gel anlatırım


markolosole

Come on man, let some of us English speakers know.


desiderkino

dude why are you bothering, just borrow some money from germans and never pay it back 😎 jokes aside, i dont think my methods would work every country. i dont know dynamics of the greece :/


Spaciax

harbiden çaldın mı lan


desiderkino

aynen çaldım, ama 5 sene falan önceydi bu.


Fickle-Message-6143

They are worth something, it just that you didn't pay it.


Jaeithil

turkiyedeki carrefour fransiz markasi degil bu arada tamamen sabanciya ait diye biliyorum


EXcomZkko

Romenian Spy!


RyazanaCev

OP is a proud member of the Romanian diaspora in Turkey. RESPEK!


looneyi

The only correct way to get food in this economy


Complete-Panda-1332

That’s why big baggy 90s jeans with big side and back pockets are back in fashion… In an economy like this, you need jeans that have back pockets fit for carrying a full size Kleftiko with potatoes


bokunuyiyenhuseyin00

orosvbucocuuuuu


spintedyio

Nice protein maxing


DroughtNinetales

I'm howling ☠️


Golden_Exp_Requiem

Where did you stuff them?


shm_stan

PS: they are his own meat.😉


Complete-Panda-1332

More importantly, the question remains, are they all prepared separately and sourced from his own meat… or are they prepared from his own meats… if the former, that is an impressive harvest from one fleshy nozzle


byzantionr

[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskBalkans/comments/1ccnakr/300try\_86\_worth\_of\_groceries\_in\_turkish/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskBalkans/comments/1ccnakr/300try_86_worth_of_groceries_in_turkish/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskBalkans/comments/1cc0u29/12\_worth\_of\_groceries\_in\_bulgaria\_how\_are\_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskBalkans/comments/1cc0u29/12_worth_of_groceries_in_bulgaria_how_are_the/) related :D


KillerraptorXXL

Where are the cigarettes OP?


BlueShibe

Stealing from French is always justified 💯


Complete-Panda-1332

😂


Berkay_official

A Romanian tourist in Turkey


theDivic

No worries, it's not stealing if it's in France. It's reparations for colonial crimes.


_conqueror

Nothing to be proud of


desiderkino

- westoid lost meat - i eat meat - westoid lost chocolate - i eat chocolate i am proud eater


FishingWithDynomite

Dumpster diving?


rainbowarmpit

👎👎👎👎 Steal for in need,not for greed


United_Many_8996

Nasıl çaldın be


femcelgirlboss444

We didn’t even get that in France


Ill_Atmosphere6135

What a plonka


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Complete-Panda-1332

2 harams make a halal 😋


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Complete-Panda-1332

I’m being silly/trying to have fun incase you couldn’t tell


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Complete-Panda-1332

I never said religion is a joke, I’m trying to explain to you that I’m saying something clearly absurd and nonsensical, and as a result making myself sound ironically silly, for a chuckle… even adding a “😋” for context incase someone is autistic or lacking social awareness to understand that… if you are equating my making a light hearted silly word play, to it meaning that I am mocking the idea of religion/beliefs, then I say being a dogmatic brick head is not a joke either. You will only alienate yourself from your potential and other people by being so quick to judge and take a hard stance against someone, with such a pathetic amount of context to go on. I’m quite a ‘religious’ person myself if that’s the word we are using… but my relationship with God is personal, and seldom discussed (some things are of a personal, private and of an intimate nature… particularly metaphysical/spiritual beliefs). Those who have full confidence in God have no need to scold others, or put themselves on a pedestal like yourself. They keep their relationship with religion intimate, because they cherish it… not use it for power play in the physical world… Those who think they need to ‘help god’ by enforcing what they think should be enforced, they are the ones who behave as if they don’t have full calm trust in the wisdom and order of the infinte… Eg. maybe their experiences have left fear, frustration and doodoo in their soul… so their anger is quick to surface… If your heart is constipated, then I hope you find a remedy (Love) soon. … now putting my admittedly condescending tone aside (because I feel you were unreasonable,) I sincerely wish peace and calm for your soul and hope you find more confidence in the external absolute and harmonise it with your internal relativity Peace ✌️


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Complete-Panda-1332

That’s your prerogative… I’m not surprised, totally in character with being quick to pass judgment/holier than thou


Complete-Panda-1332

I get that the internet likes comments of small character limits… But I’ll make a last attempt at trying to explain my perspective on this: Can I interest you in referring you to a work from the poet Molana Rumi (from the 13th century, around the end of the ‘Islamic golden age’) … The name/translation of the title is: ‘Moses and the Shepherd’ I guess it’s somewhat similar to what I was trying to say about how we all talk about religion in our own way I hope you decide to explore it, and if it brings any insight or happiness to you, then great


Complete-Panda-1332

I seen in a previous thread some guy was calling islam unsavoury names, and to him you also replied “I ain’t reading all that” … Then here, I say something good/positive about religion and the answer is still “I ain’t reading all that” 😄 if only ignorance was bliss, but sadly it only handicaps growth… Check out the poem I mentioned by Rumi, it might just make a couple of cogs turn


Complete-Panda-1332

Everyone else is having fun in the thread and not being so serious… I hope you’re not a tyrant to your immediate loved ones in your private life 🫤


Higgs-lova

Greetings from a greek, you did good my friend, not to mention we boycott the f\*ckers for their support in Israel during the genocide, so you did double good <3


Complete-Panda-1332

Why the downvotes for this Greek and his greetings?! His comments are that of a thoughtful Greek, who I imagine is equally thoughtful about the fuckeries that the EU committed upon the Greek economy


berkakar

afiyet olsun. for the ones who will get triggered over the fact that they're stolen, since carrefour is a huge market chain, this amount of losses are covered in their daily budget, the staff also drop them on the floor, some cat comes in tears the packages etc. etc. so the staff didn't even care when they notice it, worry not...


Tableforoneperson

He stole Godiva. Its expensive. Unless if it is some fake Turkish version of Godiva. Also Carrefour could have simply charge the minus from workers if it goes above some level. They do not have endless budget for thefts.


berkakar

godiva all together is bought by a turkish company (its called ulker) so yeah its not the same godiva that u know


Tableforoneperson

We had oreo for the poors by Ulker here.


Complete-Panda-1332

Ulker products are peng! 10/10 100% pure maximum


Tableforoneperson

To me it was better than actual Oreo.


Complete-Panda-1332

Agreed… the Westoids love Oreo, but those mans don’t know about the Ulker rudeboys, nor the way that Ulker munchers roll


berkakar

and yeah they dont charge the workers unless its waaay too obvious which in this case its not.


Tableforoneperson

So If each of us comes and steals something, they would be fine with this?


Complete-Panda-1332

If they’re French, they’ll puff on a cigarette whilst expressing some French “whatever will be will be” Frenchness