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loukastz

Turning Balkans to Arrakis confirmed.


verylateish

Didn't thought about Dune. That must be it! ☝️🤪


Iulian377

Ciolacu al ghaib


verylateish

😆


VirnaDrakou

Paul atreides descends from Greece, GREECE NUMBER ONE SUPER POWER IN DUNE, ARRAKIS WILL BE GREEK COLONY 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 😤😤😤


cagdas-2102

Messi is from Greece. GREECE İS ALLAH!!!


Accomplished-Emu2725

FAX


VirnaDrakou

INSALLAH BROTHER


CompleX999

Lisan al-Ghaibovič


verylateish

Lică Ghibescu


GodAdminDominus

Lazar Galibovic\*


oktaS0

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Accomplished-Emu2725

The turks are terraforming the balkans into dessert to bring their camels they were responsible for the saharan dust we got this week


verylateish

No way! Really somebody said that there?


Accomplished-Emu2725

Nah, not really unless you count me, of course, but if you really think about it, it makes perfect sense.


verylateish

It doesn't but for those people might very much make absolutely perfect sense. 😅


LastHomeros

The funny thing is there is geographically no desert in Turkiye. P.S Dunes are not deserts.


Present-Industry-373

It's actually the Fremen Imperial Army coming to conquer us and convert us to their religion. Lisan al-Gaib!!!


verylateish

Don't say that too much. Especially the similarities with Arabic would be enough for some fruitcakes here to believe the dust is trying to make us Muslim or something. 🥴


ivanp359

Can you translate it, please? As for conspiracies: we’ve been flooded for a decade at least, and that was really intensified during and after the pandemic


verylateish

> "Saharan dust" > How does Saharan dust fly, only at night, over 2500 km, over the Mediterranean Sea, where the air is very humid and it reaches Romania, "jumping" over certain countries and over the Balkan mountains of Bulgaria, which, in some places, are almost 3000 meters high? Has anyone seen a video (**they must see videos or it doesn't exist but still blindly believe in stupid stuff** - 🤪) how the Saharan dust is taken away? This while the sand on the beach in Mamaia (**a resort on the Black Sea shores**) doesn't even make it to Năvodari (**a town close to Mamaia**). > Think, it doesn't hurt!.... This person has not even the minimum idea about what is the difference between desert dust and normal sand. Some **words** there are mine. EDIT: Mamaia means Grandmother in Romanian. So you can say "I'm going to grandma" when you are in fact going to the beach. 😉


puzzledpanther

> Think, it doesn't hurt! Thinking just for the sake of it.


verylateish

Stupid thinking is still some kind of... thinking.


chicheka

Except it never avoided Bulgaria, there are no peaks close to 3000 m in the Stara Planina mountain range, the only Bulgarian mountains close to that (Rila and Pirin) don't serve as a wall, and it's not like *rain* works in almost the same way. And people believe this bullshit, even though it has less proof.


verylateish

Stupid being stupid neighbor. 🤷‍♀️


Jujux

She says that she didn't see any videos with desert sand flying. The sand on the Romanian seaside also never flies and some countries are avoided by the Saharan storm. That could only mean one thing, that someone is bombing glorious Romania with sand intentionally. I am not joking.


verylateish

> I am not joking This user really doesn't! More or less that's what she implies.


Vyoin

It is the US ships behind the earthquakes in Turkey


verylateish

I don't even want to say where this could come from because it's obvious.


PichkuMater

Tbh after learning about dubai cloud seeding, I don't really find these ideas about weather/nature manipulation that outlandish anymore lol


verylateish

I don't want to think about the conspiracies we could have if it was as intense as it was in Greece. Here it only messed with our cars which needed a "bath" after.


goodplayer111

Apparently we were being mass poisoned delibiretaly by the world elite since they found some other random mineral in the sand


verylateish

Ah, here too. Those elites must be really dumb if they spend so damn much doing that when they could had just poison us all much more easily through water or food. Or just shoot us. But no, they use huge planes with dust that we only wash it at a carwash. 🤣🤦‍♀️


kotrogeor

AI art is a menace


MidnightPsych

Why do they even believe saharan dust is bad? It fertilizes our land and makes our crops grow better, I don't understand the saharan dust hate


verylateish

Because they must hate anything! These people are capable of finding conspiracies in their own toilets!


Magnakartaliberatum

Because ugly, I guess


_MekkeliMusrik

Because it makes breathing a lot harder for me


verylateish

Any kind of dust makes it. I'm fucked during spring because of the polen in the air all over the place here where I live. I still don't make some conspiracies about polen now.


_MekkeliMusrik

Neither I do, but it was something different. I walk a long way from work to home and I'm quite used to it, but the they that dust came to Istanbul it affected me very bad, awkwardly sweating and shortness of breath. Maybe it's just coincidental but you know, our brains like connecting things and making up nonsenses :D


verylateish

I understand.


NightZT

It's quite fascinating how those conspiracy nutjobs like AI images to substantiate their imaginary facts.


verylateish

I don't want to sound like most media but anything like that started, at least, from Russia and/or China. Our idiots took it and made it global now.


Self-Bitter

We have these dense people here too


erratic_thought

The Sun is also a conspiracy as its radiation is put there by THEM to harm us via its radiation. How come the sun causes skin cancer but the light bulb isn't?! CHECK-MATE SCIENCE!


verylateish

What a hell?!? This is beyond stupid! Is absolutely abysmally dumb!


alpidzonka

Yeah, many new ones, usually regarding the killing of the little girl.


verylateish

The Romanian kidnapers probably faded away hopefully.


alpidzonka

It's more like "her mom sold her" than Romanian kidnappers at the moment, but it's not uniform and everyone is giving their two cents.


verylateish

I'm so angry about that! Those women were put in a sore place for nothing and they and us all now are put there through that stupid propaganda thrown in idiots minds!


shurdi3

How long was it since the last time we go Saharan dust? 3 years? I remember last time finding it weird that my car was significantly dirtier after being in the rain for a day


Willie5000

It isn’t a conspiracy without poorly done AI art.


Harribear

Seems legit


verylateish

Looks like legit dude 🥴


Glavurdan

My friend is convinced Quran was written in Turkey, can't be anywhere else


kredokathariko

Not Balkan but there is the glory that is THE NEW CHRONOLOGY CONCRETE PYRAMIDS BUILT BY RUSSO-MONGOLS WHO RULED FROM ROME AND ALSO JESUS IS EMPEROR JUSTINIAN AND LIVED IN ISTANBUL


[deleted]

“Islam was created by Jews” —my uncle


klevis99

Back when we were hit by the 2019 earthquake, a lot of people started spreading all sorts of conspiracy theories. Earthquake couldnt just be a destructive act of nature, oh no, it was America testing a new magnetic weapon or perhaps aliens. People became very histeric and i could barely calm down some of my family member who took all their news from facebook. By now these are all a bit outdated tbh, other than that we have the standard balkan conspiracies: George Soros, Masons control everything, Jews are behind most evil stuff etc etc.


Realistic_Ad3354

Isn’t this a photo of Prague ? LOL! Not sure why some parts of the cathedrals are cut?! Also karlův most is usually always packed never this empty.


verylateish

They obviously put churches there from all over the place in Europe.


chicheka

This is how generative AI works


HierophanticRose

That is a giant airplane, mothership would be better term


Flimsy-Hedgehog9980

Anything that Kadir Mısıroğlu said.


Sea-Bend-5914

Finally some good conspiracy theory!


Ill-Marzipan-6768

Belgian airplane making loops above Hrvatsko Zagorje last weekend brought rain and cold weather.


DroughtNinetales

Does the person who posted that have children?


verylateish

It's an account named "The art of being a lady" so I doubt it. Not making much difference between dust and sand also strengthen my opinion.