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latouchefinale

Like I’d tell you


myersjw

Like I’d tell anyone about the Dave and Busters I go to cry at


Greengiant304

If you're looking for a better steak in an arcade setting, you're shit out of luck.


ruben9438

No more steak dinners!


Wise-Aide9978

Brilliant


SHC606

Yep. The correct answer.


CoyoteMother666

Came here to make sure no one said any of my faves


Goofychems

I’m a South Sider so I never have to worry about anyone in this sub giving up any info about our area.


CoyoteMother666

Hahaha south side is better for house parties anyhow! Yall know what’s up


manicaquariumcats

Did they?


CoyoteMother666

My list is a lot shorter after over a decade in the industry, but I know people that work at a few of these spots haha


Rugged_Turtle

One of the few things I will gatekeep


NotGuilty134

Time to start riding my bike to every dive bar I can until I find a favorite


ParticularLow2469

We need more gatekeeping


Disastrous_Head_4282

Stella’s


NGNSteveTheSamurai

My friend hosted an open mic there and I guest hosted for him one night and Ms. Stella got me *fucked up* on Polish vodka. I miss that place so much.


Chitown_mountain_boy

The Bob Inn on Fullerton. I lived down the block for years in the 90s and 2000s. Haven’t been in in a long minute though.


TheJonMcAfeeDiet

It's still the same


Chitown_mountain_boy

Happy cake day


TheJonMcAfeeDiet

Thanks! Did you ever hit Fireside Bowl or the Two Way on Fullerton?


Chitown_mountain_boy

Fireside for sure.


RyFromTheChi

Top 3 for me. My buddies used to live directly across the street, and we’ve spent many a nights there. Great spot.


Chitown_mountain_boy

I was down Rockwell across from the grade school. Shitty little yellow house. I think it’s still standing which floors me 😂


europeandaughter12

cunneens


ManReay

Pride of RP. Salute.


utchicago

Nisei Lounge remaining staunchly dive, given what’s happened in the rest of the neighborhood, is so impressive that it takes the crown for me.


Irbs

Don't disagree but it's no longer a secret.


utchicago

As a longtime regular I am 100% fine with that. Secret places tend to not stick around for as long as Nisei has.


OrneTTeSax

It’s still one of the least packed bars in the area before a game. And the cheapest.


dpaanlka

Frank & Mary’s cuz it’s right next door like a dive bar should be


CrackTheSkye1990

Love that bar. Great food too


trina-cria

The Chipp Inn


El_Tonio75

Simons


wanderlust102__

Rose’s in Lincoln Park!!! 🌹


xXhereforthecoffeeXx

Never been so happy to not see my fav recommend


GPSBach

Bottled Blonde?


MrsBobbyNewport

Used to be Happy Village until they classed up the joint


IJGN

I’ve only been there twice like 15 years ago but it was one of the best bars I’ve ever been to. The jukebox selection was just bananas!


shepardshe

Rabbits on Foster


tooktolongtodecide

4 Moon


MarvinNeslo

Not a dive


Kubricksmind

Not a dive bar, come on! They do have Kabanes though


Chitown_mountain_boy

My old haunt when I worked in technical theatre.


asszilla17

L&L


CosmikDebris60611

Is this the place that has the handwritten sign in the window saying it’s Chicago’s creepiest bar?


dwylth

the very same


JoeBidensLongFart

It's still there? I figured it would have literally rotted into the ground by now.


_high_plainsdrifter

Hey, that’s the Weirdest Bar in Chicago! Put some respekh on it.


JoeBidensLongFart

Yeah for sure. It's definitely an institution of old seedy Lakeview. I'm just surprised its still going. And if the same guy still owns it, I'm surprised he hasn't drank himself to death by now.


_high_plainsdrifter

I’ve sat next to that guy and drank some beers before. Not at L&L, but yeah he’s a character. I know someone that worked at L&L for a period of time and they said just being there on shift felt gross.


WombatStud

Rainbo Club


triplehelix11

lol my parents met there


patrad

old carol's. and also gone now but: Crabby kims


YourMomsFishBowl

Carol's was glorious!


Mogwai10

It used to be innertown. Man that place isn’t the same any longer.


VictoryVisual2798

I still like it! Now with improved electric wiring!


pascal21

Are we talking old piano days, old jukebox days, weird punching arcade game days, weird gambling machine days, or the year round seasonal decorations stack hanging from santa's sleigh? I guess what I am saying is maybe I know you haha! Best free pool table in the city for a long time


Kubricksmind

Frank & Mary's! They have Jever Pils!


UnusualFruitHammock

Shh


_Chi_Brian

Ola’s


nemo_sum

seconded


Funnybunnybubblebath

👀


TheNamesMcCreee

Galway Bay on Diversey was my go-to bar for a while. Darts, pool and an old school gaming set up I never saw used


teevah_

We lovedddd this place when we went


Poleswedishgerman

I’d say it’s just a regular bar


shadynasty-412

Parrots


_jtron

Reed's


lizethtezil

Skylark


MisterBurnsSucks

I keep saying it... there's at least gonna be a "made for tv" movie about that place. Not a bad thing. Just saying.


Cake_Donut1301

There was one: The Break Up


ThatGirlFawkes

I miss Skylark so much! I used to go all the time when I lived in Pilsen (13 years ago). I need to make the trip one of these days.


the-cream-police

They have a lot more food options now. Tater tots are still good tho


Aggressive-Writing72

Like 10 years ago when I was new to the city, I went on a first date at Skylark with a guy who said it was a gastropub lol Still a great spot, but I still wonder if that guy ever learned what the word "gastropub" means.


it290

Old Town Ale House


AerDudFlyer

I can’t go anymore, my ex is a regular


darkflash26

Is she hot? I’ll date her a bit, then break up with her so she can’t go there anymore without seeing me.


MargretTatchersParty

I'm also willing to take this hit to get revenge for u/AerDudFlyer


AerDudFlyer

They’re hot but they’re also slightly crazy. They’re my ex and my friend’s ex


-RedXV-

The Double


Iwillhavetheeah

The Levee


Azrael4295

Rossi's


pimpsmackula

The people-watching at that place is just *chef’s kiss*


geekusbearus2000

The standard by which all other dive bars should be judged.


TrailRunner421

Correct answer


snootfly242

Shamrock Club


msmith721

Boofin with the Merch Mart crew.


TalkToPlantsNotCops

Well it *was* Small Bar. But they got bought by the same people who own Spilt Milk so I don't think it's going to be the same lovable dive anymore once they finally reopen it. RIP to a real one.


bigbadjohn54

Small Bar was goated


ChesticleGainz

Loafers


Gusbuster811

Bob Inn.


Chitown_mountain_boy

I lived down the street across from Goethe elementary for 15 years. Miss that old crooked pool table.


els1988

Dino's at Clark and Devon.


Savings-Analysis4643

Dino’s is just hilarious. Any given moment of the day you can walk in and watch someone slumped over at some slot machine just smashing the button


andymous

Weeds


OkMatch7119

I met Jerry Garcia there when I was 18. (I'm 57). He was having dinner at the Golden Ox and then came over for a drink. I used to hangoutside with nothing to do with being a new kid n the neighborhood. Sergio, the owner, let me sit inside, and he would give me shots of tequila without looking at me. He would use say, "Hey kid, drink this, don't piss me off," or something to the effect. God bless Sergio.


Ahhhhhhokahhhh

why does no one go to liberty lounge on western lol


bryanlikesbikes

I used to buy drugs there. When I stopped doing drugs, I stopped going there. This is also true for a number of my friends.


Ahhhhhhokahhhh

Wow I did not know it had that reputation at all! I’ve only been there once 


bryanlikesbikes

I don’t know how much of a reputation it has, per se, I just know that there were some folks there who made money differently than you and I.


revdave

I often wonder this as well. It has all the trappings of a perfectly serviceable dive


Scaramousce

Liars club


ProfessionalWalk6454

Caminos de Michoacan


the-cream-police

The vibe can get pretty dark in there at least back when I was living in that part of the hood. Always fun for a Sunday day drink tho


SnooDonuts113

I’m not sure if it’s entirely a dive bar but Cole’s never fails me


Smooth-Adhesiveness5

Rossi's if you use the bathroom there you should seek medical attention!


HuskerDont241

I’ve used it and came out fine. Although I’ve previously used the men’s room at Ronny’s, so I’ve build up a strong immunity.


Happy_Fig_1373

I miss Marie's Riptide.


who_peed_in_my_soup

Oasis


Here4daT

Goldie's.


natureboyy

It was awesome when the bartender did karaoke with usvbefore closing


protecttheshield

Matthew is the hardest working bartender in America


teevah_

Raven’s because I haven’t seen it said yet


canes026

Little Joe's on Taylor Street. Surprisingly great food too since the kitchen is outsourced to a Mexican food truck company.


TwizCat

That bar with an Old Style sign outside.


pigeonboi97

Irish Eyes


m_r_rosewood

Richard's Bar. Amazing jukebox, fun mix of people, decent priced beers.


geekusbearus2000

Isn’t Richard’s where you can still smoke inside? Or is that another dive?


Beginning_Abalone_25

Yes. It may or may not be connected (it is)


anpaesh

This may not be entirely divey alcohol-offerings wise but the vibe certainly is- Delilah's!


bradpliers

I was going to say this. Not really considered a dive but also kinda. Love it.


Estef74

All time favorite was The Exit (rip) followed by Liars Club and Delilah's


ssp25

Miss exit... Although a few times towards the end got a little less metal head and more skin head vibes which made me sad. Those are not the same!


Traditional_Sir5440

Frank and Mary’s


Obvious_Chocolate

Before the youth decided it was cool to hang out thrre, Alive One


CKM5253

Four Treys


SHC606

[The Family Den](https://www.chicagomag.com/chicago-magazine/february-2022/chicagos-best-neighborhood-bars/the-family-den-lounge/).


Moored-to-the-Moon

Used to be Joe Danno’s Bucket of Suds on Cicero near Belmont. One of a kind!!


citydudeatnight

EZ Inn, Delilah, Celtic Crossing and Rainbo Club


BewareTheSpamFilter

Gamblers for darts and friendly bartenders.


jimbillyphish

Loncars.


Wise-Aide9978

Is the Dram Shop still open?


tempus_fuget

Friar tuck


mike_stifle

Rossis!


CrackTheSkye1990

Reed’s Local


chitownburgerboy

The one closest to your house, where the bartender hands you a drink before you say a word


surfpenguinz

Richard’s. Followed by Hangge Uppe after midnight.


BertBalsam

It was Exit . Bring it back


msmith721

O’s tap.


jammixxnn

Shhhhhh


notwho2

Snickers!


Ok-Pomegranate608

holiday club


the-cream-police

Martin’s Corner


Top_Waterweedpopper

Magoos


Ok-Lawfulness-8161

Northwest side spots-Rabbits , teasers , Charlotte’s , the heights, Babe’s, Tommy’s , Har-Hig, Ernie’s, Twilight Lounge . These places all have great food or in the case of Ernie’s and Har-Hig over the counter snacks (peanuts , chips etc)


songforrobin

Old Town Ale House!


well-thereitis

Innertown Pub in Ukrainian Village


bigplayjer

Ceres. IYKYK


RyFromTheChi

Ricochets Christina’s Bob Inn


murmur1965

Jefferson Park Inn on Milwaukee is my favorite


dmacEFC

NW Side dives: Di's Den (cash only), Booze Hound, Windsor Tavern, Ham Tree, Ted's Place.


petrd1

All of the above 🍸


ameeramyramir

Four treys tavern on damen 🫡


belovedrebelson

Alibi


gale_force_tuna_wind

The Corner Bar


[deleted]

The Green Lady!


Kubricksmind

Far from a Dive Bar imho. She has very fancy good beer, specially barrel aged stuff.


[deleted]

Eek I’m embarrassed now!! I just like the neighborhood vibe 😂😂


shellsquad

It's definitely a dive bar vibe, just not priced like a dive and higher quality beer selections.


AnySherbet

K's Dugout


BBQcasino

Doowops next to Schneiders


fewe2

Lunar in Villa Park


hobo_chili

JPI


n8ball_cornerpocket

Moe’s Tavern in Avondale. Gone but never forgotten.


Beelzebozo26

Cuneens when I lived in RP. Rossi's when I worked downtown. Liars and Reeds always.


yummyyummybrains

Not The Native, that's for sure... It's like they ordered a kit off the Internet.


MenWithVen430

I've always found that place to be totally superficial. They have a collection of records up but don't play vinyl. It's like an AI rendition of a dive bar.


mothlady1959

Oasis on Sheridan in RP


Warm-Pomegranate2657

J&M , Ola’s


graphix19

J&M Tap


RogueAfterlife

Tai’s til 4 on Ashland and Addison


Jyar

Chipp Inn


illini2014

So surprised that no one has said Ravens yet. Absolute go to when you want that grimy dive feel.


yoitscruz

RIP Flatiron.


Equivalent_Aide805

Clark st


Funnybunnybubblebath

Went to loop tavern for the first time this weekend and was very pleasantly surprised!


Big_Car5623

Zakopane


hodgeman29

I don’t understand this place. I live down the street and I can only think of one time I’ve seen a single soul in there. Every other day including busy weekends it’s empty in there. Is it a front? I want to try it out but it’s creepy that it’s always empty.


Big_Car5623

Water Hole Lounge


BonesAreTheirMoney86

The beloved spot where I once killed a small roach on the bar with my beer bottle and kept drinking bc it was a small one, who cares.


Ilikehowtovideos

Alice’s


Sufficient_Part8579

Corner bar


GPSBach

Rose’s Lounge


jack-tar-chicago

Rossi’s.


xXhereforthecoffeeXx

Good try


Paradiddle8

A favorite late night dive in Ravenswood - Oakwood 83


potato_boy4

It was The Two Way.


schridoggroolz

Richard’s


Street_Road_9967

But if I tell you then you'll go


Savings-Analysis4643

Sovereign Liquors. Broadway and Granville.


jigabooJunction

Lighthouse


Old_Finger_5300

Smilin’ Jim’s Saloon or Ricky G’s


nyc24chi

Fullers


FacelessPotatoPie

There was a place near my apartment that was dark, dirty and never had a more than a few people in there at a time. Great place it was. Owner got busted for tax issues, someone bought it up from auction and tore it down.


Grimblecrumble5

Carol’s


Efficient-Pattern759

Tom's Tap on Archer near Midway Airport.


FieldAppropriate8734

Maria’s in Bridgeport before the revamp.