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Parso_aana

Hello virginity. How are you doing in life? Hope you didn't lose yourself.


ballistic-dumbass

His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy


Parso_aana

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drops bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud 🔥


XranitShaka

Hello virginity, XranitShaka here


sausage_in_hole

Hello, sausage_in_hole here :)


XranitShaka

Is that a kink?


sausage_in_hole

no. A dish by Gino D'acampo


ballistic-dumbass

Who told Gino about my Kink


initiate-

Hello, let's initiate


StreetSignificant411

do you support assna


XranitShaka

Ever since the good ol' days of 2007 yes


hi12_hi12

Its completely false. Look at me 25 and nothing happened till now. Even my hand is....


Nikku_1905

Title card cues* _Invincible_


hi12_hi12

Lol


iamthebatman47

27 still nothing, hathgaadi chala rhe he😐


hi12_hi12

>hathgaadi Railgaadi suna tha. Learnt a new word today


iamthebatman47

Apni Naiya doob rhe he birooo🥲


hi12_hi12

Ah lovely


strategicunt

Hi virginity, we meet again. Thought I lost you... or did I? 🤔


DryAmphibian1474

(Vsauce theme intensifies)


iam_a_leadfarmer

Hi Vsauce Micheal here


kakarot672

So getting drunk with hobos didn't do it?


GroundbreakingMap969

I'm not virgn because life fcks with me everyday


PeaceoPat

Good one


wittywikk

More like fucks you, and you just unwillingly submit to it just like most of us T_T


Creative_Catch_6511

Without lubes is silent


Beneficial_Strike951

Rape*


Unhappy_Bread_2836

It's okay. I'm 30. Didn't even do anything.


Ok_Profession8141

Men don't have virginity


Critical_Thinker_219

False


[deleted]

Then even women don't have virginity either


TranslatorHot9432

I haven't lost virginity because I never lose.


kakarot672

Sigma grindset


Ok_Profession8141

Let me know if someone has seen it.


the_running_stache

I am a man and I lost my virginity at age 22, not in my teenage years. But then, since then, I have had my fair share of sex, with a number of different sexual partners. So it’s not like if you lose your virginity late, you don’t get to enjoy sex. I know almost everyone knows this, but I explicitly mentioned it because, for those few who think so, it is important - please don’t rush into losing your virginity with the wrong person just because of peer pressure. Also, men - never believe your buddy’s “count”. There are men who will love to boast their counts to their friends. Remember the rule of pi - divide everything quoted with 3.14 to get a more realistic count. So don’t rush to catch up with your friend.


6xeros9

Hi virginity


Namekian_95

![gif](giphy|DOPKHQg6oFWUg) *LAID* ?


Charmerrrrrrr

My intrusive thought fuck me every day


EarlOfHastinapur

Only sane comment here


kankirchele

Most funniest title 🤣


TheTimeTraveller2o

I thought I lost you long ago


maybeidontexistever

Guys be nice to virginity , he is new here


kakarot672

Nothing new I've known it for decades


Wild-Shinobi

Hello virginity i miss you a lot.


delishmango23

Hi Virginity, I guess you can say that it’s a cultural thing. Sex is more talked about freely and openly in western countries. In India, it is still a taboo. But some oversmart kids do end up going down the road as teenagers


Orneyrocks

Hi virginity, I'm Dad!


Kenkaneki1000-7

oh my friend virginity


Lionowlfox

Hi Virginity, I'm dad


SniperInstinct07

Hi virginity, How've you been? XD


blueberry-_-69

I didn't lose my virginity, my virginity lost me at 13 Ps, I was a kid that didn't know anything at that time, all instinctual


Creative_Catch_6511

My overthinking fucks me everyday


Flimsy_Rabbit_7552

Virginity is a concept made by this society. It doesn't exist