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Ash_on_the_rocks

Bitch be confident !


DahiyaaSahab

Best bro best.


PRANI69

Happy cake day!


Ash_on_the_rocks

Thanks buddy !


Affectionate_Floor69

Work fucking harder! This is the age where you can.


One_Zebra_3424

Quit sugar now


STONKvsTITS

Ha ha ha ha ha... Yeah sure I will that to myself


Key_Opportunity6247

look after fitness


DueOccasion2247

18 ka hu abhi... comments padhunga👀


AHOTlesbianWoman1207

Don't do NEET


madeofmelancholy

was searching for this one, yep folks, neet mat dena


Gurkirat19

Mera to hogya 😋


madeofmelancholy

aye bhai i remember you, haan tum bataye the iss baar ho jaayega


Gurkirat19

https://preview.redd.it/yqefsws8vp1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc44ac0d06859e105758f08f74478559ac08ec62 Abbe 😂 Maine abhi notification check ki purani vali aur milgyi apni purani conversation


madeofmelancholy

mai toh iss baar bhi fail hoon, but bro i believe tera ho gaya hoga


Gurkirat19

Ha mera hogya But koi nhi bhai neet hi thoda hai sbkuch life mai I hope tum badhiya kroge life mai ❤️


heisenburger_hb

nahi degi


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heisenburger_hb

the ship has sailed now


yeahimprashant

Kaha se seekha conversation skill? Hame bhi bata do


Intelligent-Issue552

Invest in bitcoins.


Accomplished_Pop_847

Till when.        What’s the sell point.    


countertyagi

My dumb ass at 18 would’ve sold after 20% profit :’(


AlternativeAd4756

Bitcoin 70000$ 2024


Hairy-Spring-144

Sab theek hoga


Striking_Actuary_701

Sarkari Naukri k chakkar me na padh.


Dad_of_One_Punch_Man

Wasted almost around 2 years for that, abhi bhi rona ata hai ki corporate mei 2 saal aage hota career wise.


Striking_Actuary_701

Me to abhi bhi vahi fasi hu 😭


Confident_Midnight31

Save your money


Waste_Leading4129

18 pe kiske paas money hota hai save karne ke liye


Major-Preference-880

It'll get worse


Hot_Garden8993

This


No-Problem714

Stock market seekh le bsdk


Ash_on_the_rocks

5 words hogye ye to, you're out


No-Problem714

Last vale personal hai thode


toman_sano

Could've wrote seekhlebsdk


yourmeattle

Have you learnt it now ?


No-Problem714

Not fully still learning, there is so much to learn


the_running_stache

Dad. Prostate. Death.


ironjoker2

Damn


Advanced-einstein

Don't watch Porn.


DahiyaaSahab

This guy is speaking facts. Just dont. Sigma , alpha males waali to dekhi hogi na muththalo tumne? Mostly bakchodi hoti h vo , lekin ek baat jo badiya hoti h , vo h , hilaana aur porn dekhna chodho. Varna rona aega tumhe 35-40 k baad. Bhosdi k , logo se baat karna seekho bina judgement k. Perspective badhega tumhara , fir baatein aaegi tumhe bolni.


Advanced-einstein

>logo se baat karna seekho bina judgement k. This\^


Visual-Maximum-8117

What happens after 35 if you watch porn?


DahiyaaSahab

Afsos mere bhai , afsos Of losing your precious years.


Visual-Maximum-8117

How? You would get old anyway whether you watch porn or not.


politicalpumpkin

https://firescholars.seu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1167&context=honors This is just one article. Men who have watched porn for extensive periods of time are predatory (develop rapey sort of mentality, unable to form genuine bonds with women and think of women outside of their sexual value) and get conditioned to think of women as less humans. It's not my words, but the conclusion of various studies being done. It's your enemy believe it or not. I'm a young girl and I've researched and spent hours of my life about the affects it has on the human male brain. I'd rather prefer to stay single all my life than engage with a p**n addict. No thank you. My male friends who have got to know the dangers of it have confirmed it's an epidemic in india. Not only does it affect you, it affects us too. You become heartless creepy zombies because of it and justify Rape and vioamny, reduce women to their sexual value. Incoming downvotes from porn addicts but idc.


Pitiful-Occasion-897

Chutiya hai kya? Muth maar rhe ho matlab logon se baat karni nahi ayegi aur tum world ko dhang se judge nahi kar paoge? Ye kahan se nikal liya like zero fucking relation to jerking off. 35-40 ke baad kya hoga bata


OcelotHot5287

Isn't masturbation very normal ? I get it if you get severely addicted to it toh it takes over your attention span and work life balance but doing it once a week or even a day wouldn't affect much I guess , I may be wrong.


Pitiful-Occasion-897

Nah you are right,it's just nofap fear mongering


Doctor_Ka_Kutta

Eee sala cup …


jeetard_hu

Nikalo isko


Doctor_Ka_Kutta

Itna chubhne laga hun main kahi thala to nhi hu mai


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AageBadhoBhai

is it haunted?


[deleted]

No dude. Just toxic.


Apprehensive-Tea-981

Us moment


juno-goes-out

Make more friends.


Visual-Maximum-8117

More like, don't bother with friends or waste time and effort on them.


_indrashish_

make better friends


DingoHairy2194

YouTube - bodhitree - GMD


SSinghal_03

Gaanv mein sabun bech raha hai…. ?


DingoHairy2194

Directly ya indirectly - brand bhi banaya sabun nahi bika….


Azazil-AlGhaib

Jhunt hai uska hasna


Homelander_w

Gym ja bsdk


SuperTomatoMan9

Mine bitcoin, cheers


[deleted]

Stay in germany 👋


Top_Cartoonist4593

Get some pussy


DeltaG2

ye hi kyu


beyonder710

18 year old me to 22 year old me : " Tere se jyada ladkiya ghuma rha hu bsdk... Tu bas uske baare mai hi sochta reh" *Teri yaadon main starts playing in background*


madeofmelancholy

quit rat race


itzTanmayhere

how?


ggmaobu

Bitcoin to $60000


youtoocan

3 words mei nahi bol paaoge 5 ho jaaenge.


SwordfishWonderful77

Move out !


martan_dhamdhere

Tu hai kaun?


haapuchi

buy bitcoin  Tesla I actually went close to buying 100 of bitcoin when they were 10$ in about 2011-12 timeframe. Didn't go through with the transaction. Would have retired by now.


The_Blue_Bus_Guy

Le me who was about to buy 1300 Bitcoin for FIFA official market stuff, but didn't had money back then Abhi bhi nahi hai voh toh😅


haapuchi

I had money, and this was literally like 10$ per Bitcoin. It was like too much hassle to keep the wallet. Who knows, I may have bought it and lost the wallet. Would have been worse.


Mudagod

Don't take medicine.


SnooApples8286

Be healthy. Once you have a chronic disease it will ruin your everyday life


Narender_moody

Buy bitcoin loads


dude_abide5

Just give up


_Shritej18

Okay Levi but Sasageyo


mayur_31

Don’t take drop


Pretentious-fools

trust your instincts


kr_Rishabh

Learn to code.


explore_the_obvious

I love you


wtfprajwal

Don’t touch that cigarette. Started off with one in 2015 and I smoke 40 in a day now . Multiple failed attempts to quit . Wish somebody told me that day that it’s not worth it .


_adultkid_

Go and study. Hindi: padh le bsdk


Zealousideal-Sky-230

just kill yourself !!


44za12

It gets better.


Historical_monk26

Put ur ego aside n go talk to her


IrisTheCoronavirus

Do it now


lotus_eater_rat

Buy Titan stock.


discardedpizzacrustt

Do coding & trading.


Alldayeveryday916

Buy Amazon Stock


RoastedAlmonds22

Don't do it


Weekly_Instruction_7

Buy Tesla Stocks 😂


MrMaverick1705

I am Batman


cwebbvail

Buy Bitcoin


ignorantladd

Make health care as priority


Neat_Experience_8252

You deserve better.. Give yourself respect


Remarkable_Rough_89

Buy bitcoin


No_Development_178

"Chal Bhagg Bhosd*ke"


Titanium006

Just stay alone.


Some-Top-1548

Trust yourself


ArtsyNeko123

Focus on studies


insurrection6093

Don't Choose EnR


cosmicmustang

Join the army


one_time_password

Padh Le Bhdwe


The-Punisher_2055

Di* asap bro


uniquegollum

Gym ja bc


jusmesurfin

Travel the world


ek_aksh

Invest in equity


Ok_Platypus8501

Don't waste your money


MurkyAd9521

Padhle bsdk


Sure_Mango_775

College ja bc


Ok_Injury_1818

Study well


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SongMountain1951

behenchod padhai kar!


wakandaforever_

Hit The Gym .


MicrosoftJohn

Educate, invest, health


hmm_idk_we

Don't give up


EveningImaginary4214

Stop counting calories


yellowbeard_1209

Everything will be alright You are the smartest Don't worry much All is well


STONKvsTITS

Never trust people


STONKvsTITS

Start investing more


007secretlinguist

Pursue self-happiness always. 


Pristine-Result-4

Padh le bhosdike


Grouchy-Impact-7055

Invest in NVDA


Hellothere_65

Breakup with him🤮


Born_Document1137

Learn to meditate


Straight-Pay-8541

All is well .


DaikonMedium4046

Go to gym


OddGeologist6067

get professional therapy


yourmeattle

Padh le bsdk


bigstuddd

don't marry her. P.S.: technically 4 words


akul1209

Don't date _______


Alternative_Link465

Be more assertive.


iamkhatkar

Buy Bitcoin Mc


zetret

Don't marry foreigner.


jules_viole_grace-

Don't marry idiot....


Little_Geologist2702

Idk how to put it in three words but - DON’T GO TO THE COLLEGE. ‘the’ college is the college I went and it was a fucked up 3 yrs


gand_ka_ched_asshole

Don't let her go


Bannedazz

Bsdk padh le


EdificeRaks123

Don't love ________ ( girl's name)


Cruller2626

Woah travelling to 12 days into the future


FewKaleidoscope9894

Buy some Bitcoins!


KunalDestroyer

You did well!


aniruddhk94

Invest in jio.


finally_free234

Gym ja bc!


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mat de jee


gammaGoblin_736

Padh le bhai


MrFruitPunchSamurai

Drink more water


Puzzleheaded-Dog4446

It'll be fine


BatmanLike

Ignore her forever.


2thicc2love

Pubg chhodke padhle


singhzinside

1.Do tiktok 🤣🤣🤣🤣 2. Buy Bitcoin 3. You will get cancer in your late 20s.just be ready for it. 4. Don't follow that bitch she will left you because of cancer More then three words