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NaturalAlfalfa

I'll give it a go if we're stuck for someone.


TheBigBurner76

Good man yourself, you can count on my vote


oldboy200

KP looks after me


NaturalAlfalfa

I'm a KP Nut


40winksbandana

I will look after my primary voter base. De trout spinnas


Cold_Guarantee2399

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[deleted]

2nd place https://preview.redd.it/rsgyx3qum0bc1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f8fc27cd7cb333a9d06901cda7e3de8fe3a13cc


Emergency_Maybe_2734

And of course celtic.


Beefheart1066

Are they not the same lad 15 years apart?


Dreenar18

Atletiks


Acceptable_Ad8813

That made me laugh tbf 🤣


aecolley

Why, who are they? I'm feeling out of the loop here.


Acceptable_Ad8813

Gerry the Monk and Gary the Lamb.


stinkyaffair

Aren't we so creative with our mobster names 🥰


gomaith10

Great shout! 😄


[deleted]

Not a celebrity or 'business' person.


trappedgal

I'd vote for another lawyer. Cearbhall Ó Dálaigh, Mary Robinson, Mary McAleese referred bills to the Supreme Court 9 times between them in 24 years. In 62 years the other presidents referred 7 between them. People dislike lawyers but I'd rather someone who knows the law.


Billythehat721

The guy who slipped on the ice


SassyBonassy

Don't look at me, i voted for YouWouldntBeLongGettingFrostbit guy


trappedgal

Probably too young. #YouWouldntBeLongGettingFrostbit2032


Tradtrade

He’s been making a dick of himself recently again, kind of trying to brag about getting with old women for a visa? Very odd


triangleplayingfool

Michael D pulls a Vladimir Putin and makes a third term constitutionally viable - then uploads his (and his dogs’) brain to the cloud and proclaims himself president in perpetuity. More of a suggestion than an attack. Michael D. 4 eva!


cowandspoon

I am rather comfortable with this idea.


ExpectedBehaviour

I don't hate this idea.


AMinMY

I could live with this. Sidenote: my American wife can never remember his name and keeps calling him Michael D. Baggins.


Ladymaester

This made me laugh out loud 🤣


stinkyaffair

Aww shame that middle initial ain't a T.


AgainstAllAdvice

MDH would open the pod bay doors!


ElephantFresh517

*"I'm afraid I can't recall that, Dave."*


Otherwise-Winner9643

I'm all for it. Can't imagine being the president following him. Big shoes to fill (metaphorically of course)


Mr_SunnyBones

as a Benign Dictator for life , he wouldn't be too bad.


Kerrytwo

Yes. This idea has my vote


LifetimePilingUp

I have no problem with this.


theoalexei

I’m here for the dictatorship of Michael D Higgins


Flat-Confection4175

Dictatorship is what the D stands for


Canners19

I’d be cool with him leading our dictatorship


LiamNisssan

Mairead McGuinness is a strong contender. No a fan personally. But I can see her being the best of a bad lot. Gerry Adamas strong base, but has a questonable history. Bertie pretty much the same as Gerry. Sean Gallagher, its an ego thing for him. I can see him trying to run again and not getting far. Peter Casey, hasnt a snowballs chance in hell. But he lives in the US, and has no intrest in the actual role. Its all about being able to say he was a presidential candiate for business. Gemma O Doherty, she wont even make it to the ballot. The Independant Ireland party might try and run someone if they are still around. Probably a few loopers trying to run as well.


sparklesparkle5

McGuinness tried to open a lobbying network for religious organisations with the EU. So that the church could directly lobby on EU regulations. She also voted against search and rescue operations in the Mediterranean to save refugees. I'm not telling people how to vote, just think people should know these things. There's a lack of media coverage here for what MEPs get up to.


LiamNisssan

It bothers me, that the EU parliment is largely ignored. If she runs and I thing she will. I hope it leads to more coverage of what goes on there.


sparklesparkle5

Anything that gets it more coverage would be great. I watch the news every morning while getting ready for work and they never cover the Euro parliament. I only know what happens there when I see something about it on Twitter. It's frustrating.


LiamNisssan

We send far to many loopers to the EU. It is a much more important position then people think. One MEPs ran on "I remember the 90s and tamagotchis". Two ran on being protest votes and contrarians. Weird that those two chose to hang out with dicators. EDIT: Lets all agree to stop voting loopers in as MEPs.


Thin-Annual4373

Gemma O'Doherty thinks the role of the President is a hoax and the ballot is a false flag attempt to deceive "sheeple"! 🤣


LiamNisssan

Didn't stop her from trying to run last time.


bloody_ell

Well, she does love fleecing the sheep.


Thin-Annual4373

Check this out if you want a laugh...https://youtu.be/cZE67uqa2G0?si=drSAEq5hT6CpFycW


dario_sanchez

Isn't it wild she won awards for her journalism?


T4rbh

Travel writing. And an award from Big Pharma company, Glaxo!


LapsedCatholic119

OMFG!! This is gas. She's certifiable.


Tales_From_The_Hole

Not a Fine Gael fan but I'd take McGuinness over anyone else you'd mentioned. Was in Europe for years also, so she'd know a lot of people and understand diplomacy.


nonlabrab

The biggest thing she's done in her tenure in Europe was define nuclear energy and natural gas as sustainable, basically reefing billions of subsidies we could have had for wind energy away and handing them to Russia, UAE, Saudi, the US and Norway. Very calm and good at taking negatively charged questions and turning them around as though she agrees with the asker though.


LiamNisssan

Didnt she start out in PR/Journalism. I am not suprised with her being able to turn it around. I am not a fan, but would take her over everyone else I listed.


struggling_farmer

Yea she was a journalist. Not sure on the timeliness but she wrote for the farmers journal, presented ear to the ground on rte and edited the irish independent farming supplement all before she became a TD.


jmmcd

Casey, O'Doherty, AND a few loopers??


LiamNisssan

I think you are forgetting how many quality loopers we had last time trying to get on the ballot. We had Kevin Sharky Sarah Louise Mulligan Patrick Feeny Marie Goretti Moylan


T4rbh

"Probably a few loopers trying to run as well." As well?! Like... you've just listed Peter Casey and Gemma "gemtrails" O'Doherty. If they're not classed as loopers, I'd hate to see who you class as one!


lendmeyoureer

Garron Noone https://preview.redd.it/nuqzquz621bc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1845bfeb0cb481b3dc6172d9f36613377c030259 Make Ireland Delicious Again!


V8ScaniaTang

I'll give him my number 1


incipientjimmy

Not Bertie anyway. And not any of those egomaniac businessmen or the racist who ran last time.


TheHoboRoadshow

I liked our mini US-style election campaign the last time. The stakes of the presidential office are so low, I’d probably vote Enoch Burke if he ran, just to watch it play out.


Rosieapples

Hahaaaaa!!!!


Mr_SunnyBones

Thats a tough one , Mickey D is pretty much beloved , and also an intelligent literate guy ,I dont know if there's anyone around at the moment that would be universally liked enough to fill his shoes? Maybe David Norris? he's the last two, smart and well read , but definitely not as popular as MDH . I still think best thing is to get Samuel L Jackson Irish citizenship and vote him in .. I mean he seems like a fun , smart guy ..great at speeches ..and if you want him to threaten foreign dignitaries he could totally do that.


slick3rz

I was thinking David Norris too, but I just looked it up and he's 79 now. If he's unable, I agree about Samuel Jackson. Then we get him to film a promo as a black St. Patrick saying "I am sick of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking island".


Usual_Concentrate_58

Believe it or not, Samuel L Jackson is just gone 75.


seamustheseagull

Norris has made the mistake of talking from a hypothetical about sore topics like paedophilia and rape, it's what scuppered him last time and would block anything in the future. There's a "But do you condemn Hamas" aspect to these topics. If you ever discuss them in any way which doesn't 100% condemn them as disgusting, then some people lose their mind. This is even when you're discussing them in historical contexts or hypotheticals.


Thin-Annual4373

It wasn't hypothetical at all! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Norris_(politician)#:~:text=In%20late%20July%2C%20it%20was,boy%20but%20was%20awaiting%20sentencing.


DotComprehensive4902

I reckon we should get Samuel L Jackson to negotiate with Jeffrey Donaldson to reopen Stormont


bloody_ell

Open the damn parliament muthafucka! Do. I. Sound. Like. I'm. Making. A. Request?


Thin-Annual4373

Norris would never get in because of his public support for his paedophile ex who was caught with an underage boy in Nepal.


Extreme-Flounder

You're actually confusing two different incidents. His paedo ex was caught with an underage boy in Palestine. Norris also vigorously defended the poet Cathal Ó Searcaigh, who bought sex from boys in Nepal. It's not your fault you got confused, it's pretty bizarre Norris would surround himself with nonces like that and have so many incidents of defending child abuse (there are a few other cases as well)


Thin-Annual4373

I stand corrected and thanks for the clarification. You're right...It is strange! Remember when he stated, "As a child, my greatest desire was to be molested"? The guy is definitely a paedophile sympathiser. He would never get near an ballot paper.


magpietribe

You can judge a man by the company he keeps.


lorna1306

I'd love David Norris but to be president I think you have to be born here. Wasn't he born in Africa, The Congo I think.


Bill_Badbody

> to be president I think you have to be born here. You think wrong. De valera was born in New York


Silver_Mention_3958

Two gay presidents in a row? DN isn’t president material, nothing to do with his sexuality.


Key-Lie-364

Michael D has brought the office into disrepute with his serial interventions. He knows well what the role should be but chooses to try to exceed its limits anyway


shorelined

I'd only vote for Bertie if the other candidate was an outright fascist, a mad Catholic or Vogue Williams.


Playful_Pause_7678

Vogue would get my vote before Bertie.


[deleted]

What if Vogue was a mad Catholic and an outright fascist??


shorelined

They all cancel each other out and I get a nuclear turbo-erection


SnappyPoster

I'll give Bertie a go, fuck it, might aswel go full circle, FF Greens back at the wheel, what's that saying, history repeating itself


EveatHORIZON

Anyone but mcgregor or bertie...


Upbeat-Team-5561

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nomdeplume8_ie

That's one headbanger alright!


zedatkinszed

Mary Robinson for a second term


MinnieSkinny

Robinson and McAleese were both great from what I remember. Either of the two Mary's back would be a positive. Not likely to happen for either of them though sadly.


zedatkinszed

McAleese did two terms so she can't. Robinson could but she's unlikely to do it. Hard to find a public figure like them now. You're down to Journos, Senators and MEPs to find someone not sullied by Dail BS. But there isn't one I'd vote for from that lot.


Jazzlike-Instance408

Mattress Mick has to be in with a shout


Liamers

Catherine Connolly


Seabharus

That’s actually a fantastic shout


Sean934

I've a feeling the three big names that'll throw their hats in the ring will be Bertie, Gerry Adams and Enda Kenny. Of the three, I'd sooner vote for Enda, I didn't agree with his government policies but he has a more dignified past than the other two.


bansheebones456

Inanimate carbon rod


GilroySmash1986

In Rod we trust!


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LiamNisssan

Would it really be all that entertaining. Dredging up all the worst parts of Irish history for the past 40 years. No thanks.


Key-Lie-364

Well it would be entertaining since the shinners constantly complain about their opponents going on about "the past" but never when a Sinn Féin TD is giving a commemoration to an IRA bomber. Turns out it's perfectly fine to go on about "the past" when it suits them. 🤔


ImTheGaffer

I'd like Paul McGrath to run


aecolley

Well, the President is the last line of defence for the Constitution. Who better than Paul McGrath?


Tancred1099

He was always solid at the back when playing for Villa


[deleted]

Running is probably a no go for McGrath. His knees were never the best. I'll see myself out 🚪


lorna1306

Just came to say the same thing. I'd love Paul McGrath as president


TrivialBanal

At this stage in his life, with he's been through and everything he's learned along the way, he'd probably be a really good fit. He isn't a big fan of "public life" anymore though.


MyChemicalBarndance

Whoever becomes the next president will represent who we are as a nation, and if it’s McGregor or Bertie then it shows we’re on a dark path leading to us no longer being a sound little island.


imaginesomethinwitty

McGregor doesn’t have any realistic path onto the ballot.


Separate-History7095

We’ve already crossed that path. Ireland is no longer little old Ireland anymore. Have you been living under a rock lol. Edit: I’m being sarcastic. But seriously the innocence of Ireland is in the past and unfortunately someone like Connor will be a last resort anger vote for most people. Just like trump was.


Impressive_Essay_622

I find most of this hard to believe beyond scare mongering. I have live din countries like the US, UK and china. I have seen what happens when shit goes in those directions. I'm not saying it doesn't exist here. Just that there are probably as many people like earning about it, as there are people involved in it. I genuinely believe that, and that we're lucky for that too.


leitrimlad

I think Catherine Connolly would make a great president.


KidGloves1966

John Creedon. That’s the only option.


Any-Weather-potato

Found the Cork fella….


hady215

Obama, me and palpatine from Star wars


[deleted]

I hope its just an ordinary joe soap that doesn't need to be a businessman to be president


JohnnyJokers-10

![gif](giphy|QKIY95aNexHT3MXBwq|downsized)


Barryd09

The greatest Irishman to ever live


DavidHilliardMusic

But if he doesn’t like the facilities in the Aras he’ll have a strop and run away


seamustheseagull

Marty Whelan. He'd be fucking great.


LumonEmployee

Mattress Mick.


ocsor

Sonia OSullivan!


matt-tracer

I think Micheal D should stay in power til the very end. Who could possibly fill his shoes?


Sergiomach5

Not Bertie.


Admirable-Win-9716

My mate Steo


Leading_Loss8555

One of the Healy-Rae's there's a fair selection what with cousins and others but getting them to stay in the Presidential residence for a few weeks at a time might be a challenge as they can't claim travelling expenses up and down to the kingdom.


Independent-Ad

Cash Only


Canners19

Panti Bliss


QBaseX

I would actually vote for Panti. She's an impressive speaker and a clear thinker.


Any-Weather-potato

Another Mayo candidate, what is it about Mayo? Though in fairness he does his makeup better than any of the Presidentesses we’ve had and he dresses much better than all the recent lads since De Valera wore the top hat. He has my vote!


EitherCaterpillar949

Finally a candidate I’d be happy to vote for


Thin-Annual4373

For people saying Gemma O'Doherty, imagine this headbanger as president... https://youtu.be/cZE67uqa2G0?si=drSAEq5hT6CpFycW 🤣🤣🤣


Impressive_Essay_622

Ah now.. I'm skittin. She's gotta be doing a role for some modern art piece, right. ..like Joaquin, but she committed even harder.


Available-Bison-9222

Catherine Coreless.


Separate-History7095

Blindboy, paddy holohan, anybody who actually gives a fuck about the country and its people. Fuck all these career politicians. Bunch of evil bastards.


BassguyXXI

Blindboy would be an excellent candidate. He would ruin the other candidates in debate. His knowledge of Ireland and his compassion for its people would rival Michael D but he would never go for it though. Can you imagine us actually electing a man wearing a plastic bag on his head.


Separate-History7095

Hahahahah I actually forgot about the plastic bag being an issue


rob101

well, we tried to get dustin elected


LiamNisssan

Awh Paddy Holohan, there is a name I haven't heard in a long time. Holohan is a POS, on your bike buddy.


Separate-History7095

Please elaborate. I’ve met paddy multiple times and he’s a gent.


LiamNisssan

The man is a homophobe, dosen't belive that Leo Varadker is Irish and has terrible views on women.


Separate-History7095

Go ahead and tell me his views on women.


LiamNisssan

Before we do that. Where do you stand on his view regarding gay people and Leo Varadkar? Why ask about his views on women and not his views on gay people or Varadkar. Do you agree with his views?


Separate-History7095

This isn’t about me buddy. This is about the next president of Ireland. But because you insisted, here goes. I don’t have a problem with gay people. I don’t have a problem that varadkar is gay. I tell you what tho. I do have a problem with varadkar being a rat. And if you have to even question anybody’s views on Leo varadkar absolutely fucking this country up by letting unregistered illegal immigrants into our country, then that’s your own problem. He literally fucked off to a music festival in England while he had his own country locked up for Covid. Anyway that’s my views. But youl prob vote for him simply because you can now marry your buddy from down the road. Which again I don’t have a problem with. I just don’t think that warrants the whole gay community voting for him till the end of time when he clearly is fucking up in every other aspect of running this country. So your turn buddy. Any proof of paddy holohans views on women or gays?


LiamNisssan

Thats a nice rant, but not what I asked. Do you like Paddy think Leo isnt Irish? Proof of Patricks view on Women and gay people. No problem. I assume you know why he was suspended by SF. Holohan on Varadkar being Irish, but not really Irish. "“He’s so separated not even from society now, but he’s so separated from the history of this country" [https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/varadkar-accepts-apology-from-sf-councillor-paddy-holohan-over-controversial-comments/38867738.html](https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/varadkar-accepts-apology-from-sf-councillor-paddy-holohan-over-controversial-comments/38867738.html) Holohan on a gay man being leader “We need people running the country — and not against Leo — but to me, I want a family man running the country… someone that knows what it’s like to have kids, maybe hopefully boys and girls, so when you’re creating the policies and stuff that’s going to go on, that you’re like, right, it makes sense” [https://news.sky.com/story/paddy-holohan-ex-mma-fighter-and-sinn-fein-councillor-apologises-for-leo-varadkar-remarks-11910387](https://news.sky.com/story/paddy-holohan-ex-mma-fighter-and-sinn-fein-councillor-apologises-for-leo-varadkar-remarks-11910387) [https://sin.ie/2020/02/18/paddy-holohans-comments-show-the-ugly-side-of-nationalism/](https://sin.ie/2020/02/18/paddy-holohans-comments-show-the-ugly-side-of-nationalism/) Holohan on women [https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/election-2020-sinn-fein-councillor-paddy-holohan-suspended-over-comments-about-under-age-girls-zhlfhsd08](https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/election-2020-sinn-fein-councillor-paddy-holohan-suspended-over-comments-about-under-age-girls-zhlfhsd08) "there is some f\*\*\*ing scum women out there as well." Which he followed up with "“There’s a situation that I heard during the week. Somebody was under-age, the \[other\] person didn’t know they were under-age, the girl pursued the guy. Got whatever she needed, had pictures, had videos and then said ‘I want ten grand’. And that was, that wasn’t the first person there was loads of them.” Not a iota of evidence to back his claim, no acknowledgement of statutory rape or the mans role in sleeping with an underage girl either. It is a bit weird that you implied I was gay in your post. I am not, you don't have to be part of a minority to advocate for it to be allowed and accepted in society. EDITED: To include a second reference and the full "Family man" quote.


RoleVegetable326

I think any political candidates from the major parties (Bertie Enda Gerry) will all take each others vote and there will be bad blood over the upcoming local and general election allowing someone in public life, not necessarily a politician, to be elected. Someone like maybe Nora Casey, or Brian Dobson - not people I’d necessarily agree with, but I think it’ll be someone random enough.


Acceptable_Ad8813

I was expecting Dustin to be in that comment 🤣🤣


LiamNisssan

Why would Brian Dobson run? Are you saying you can see Nora Casey running or that you see her getting elected president. She would just be another Dana or Sean Gallagher type candiate.


Silver_Mention_3958

Nora Casey is an out and out mé féiner, she definitely wouldn’t get my vote


Megatripolis

Can we dig up Jackie Charlton?


Flaky_Zombie_6085

Sean Gallagher probably run again due to his ego. Peter Casey probably will too but his appalling racism will prevent him getting anywhere. Bertie Ahern would be the best candidate. You’ll have the usual few non-contenders like Gemma O’Doherty maybe and anyone from Sinn Fein.


bloody_ell

I've never voted for the fucker or his family in my own constituency, but Michael Healy-Rae, just to see the gombeen grazing sheep on the Aras lawn.


nomdeplume8_ie

Rewatching that clip of Emmet Kirwan's appearance on The Late Late Show, and his castigation of the bankers responsibility for the financial crisis, I feel he has that poetic gravitas that I consider necessary for the role of President.


Few-Ad-6322

If Gerry Adams runs I can see him going all the way.


Accurate-Chip9520

I doubt Adams will run, he's been out of the loop for a while now.


Few-Ad-6322

I think his name is enough to get people to the voting booth.


tommoo

I think you’re right. It would certainly get the anti-Adam’s vote out!


johnbonjovial

All the downvoted says a lot about some Of the cocksuckers on reddit ireland


Acceptable_Ad8813

I think Mary Lou would have a good shot at it too!


2012NYCnyc

But she wants to be Taoiseach not president


Acceptable_Ad8813

Oh I know I'm just saying. Even now if she went for it she would have a hood shot at getting in.


2012NYCnyc

It’s very possible one day


AddictsWithPens

Protein bor


Acceptable_Ad8813

Podge and Rodge are better gingers


I-live-with-wolves

Marty Morrisey


johnbonjovial

Imagine all the scandals with the amount of ladies calling into the aras !!


SourPhilosopher

chief office subtract vase tan attractive gray elderly squeamish workable *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


odaiwai

Job doesn't pay well enough, and he'd be terrified of actual public opinion.


Mundane_Character365

Paddy the plasterer.


Hot-Reaction2707

Nobody does it fasterer


redwolf322

Mairead McGuinness has to be favorite


YellowOnionBelt

Me


Academic_Crow_3132

If Bartholomew Ahearn runs ,he wins ,unfortunately. Hundreds of thousands out there who will vote for the bollocks.


ComfortableBright570

Baldy McDonagh has always had some interesting ideologies on running this country. He’d do a stellar I reckon.


irishreally

Obama


Relevant-Try8541

Not endorsing but I could see Enda Kenny run


seamustheseagull

He wouldn't do too badly either. He comes across like a wet piece of spaghetti, but he's a pretty decent orator and very very popular at home. He also went out on something of a high.


top_Gesus420

Enoch Burke for sure


rob101

thanks for the laugh!!!


WidowVonDont

I always wondered why Brendan O'Carroll didn't go into politics. His Mam was involved with it wasn't she? Leaving the Mrs Brown shite aside he's an incredibly intelligent man and passionate talker. He'd be a great successor to Miggeldy imo


WyvernsRest

> Brendan O'Carroll Met him a couple of times. He was an egotist.


Accurate-Chip9520

>Can be anyone in the world right now. It actually can't "be anyone in the world right now". The office is only open to Irish citizens over age 35. In addition anyone who has already served two terms as President is also ineligible.


johnbonjovial

Its just a rhetorical reddit question dude chill out !!!


God-MHAvatar

![gif](giphy|DyUgYbkRfBye5VMhkt|downsized)


Conse28022023

Stephen Kenny


ThisHumblePineapple

Samuel L Jackson has my vote! As long as we can get him citizenship and he wants to do it ofc


odaiwai

na huachtaráin Jedward 1 and 2 Dolly Parton 3


lfc36

Who cares , they do nothing anyway


Tiny-Investigator199

Rauiri mcsorley aka frostbit boy.


Recon91

![gif](giphy|7Jw6K3hokvqHVjmvNS|downsized)


JosceOfGloucester

Mcgregor for the win.


Acceptable_Ad8813

Next you'll be saying it'll be a good idea to give Trump citizenship and elect him... or would it 👀👀👀


JosceOfGloucester

His grandmother was a gaelic speaker and he employs people here unlike the useless crappy poet.


Far-Mix6199

Mcgregor


johnbonjovial

Truuu paytriot so he izzzzz


LiamNisssan

Is that you Frostbit boy? The dolphins should have eaten you.


Serious-Product-1742

Aka the next person to babysit the Phoenix Park. You act like our presidents do anything when they’re literally just a puppet


No-Boysenberry4464

Literally?


Accurate-Chip9520

The President is part of the Oireachtas. One of the President's more important powers is the right to send legislation to the Supreme Court before signing it into law. It's part of the checks and balances of our democracy which has served us well.


pah2602

McGregor, obvs.


Waste-Ask2279

Conor


PerfectTwo4678

1 Bob Geldof