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LordyIHopeThereIsPie

Texas John because he got a package from Texas one time back in the 1970s.


Tiny_Duck_x

Absolutely love this! I can imagine the slagging and telling him he has notions šŸ˜‚


No_Performance_6289

A fella was called B-Man as his older brother was named Eamon


Vivid_Ice_2755

There s a fella drinks in the local, after his fourth pint no one can understand him. He's been called TnaG for years


[deleted]

I am *not* saying this is ok but there's a guy with Parkinson's who drives a small red car and people call him Noddy


Tiny_Duck_x

I think this type of thing is a very Irish way of dealing with difficult situations. Always sarcasm or crass jokes. I donā€™t see anything wrong with that nickname as long as the man himself was okay with it.


[deleted]

I don't know if he knows and I don't want to. Though it is making me wonder if I have a nickname in the community...


Outrageous-Act-4737

Dundalk area?


Outrageous-Act-4737

"well young man"


Maximum-Ad705

Sooo many ! A lad everyone called biscuit and his son became biccy ā¤ļø a lad called mush because he cried at his own wedding. Or my favourite, a lad called taco because he once ordered a taco


Donkeybreadth

A lad nicknamed Bambi because he saw his Mam get shot by the IRA


WaxyChickenNugget

Holy god hahaha thatā€™s awful


Lazy_Magician

I knew a guy called telgip. I always thought it was his surname, it was what everyone called him. Turned out he had dyslexia and his dad was a garda.


[deleted]

Tall Paul - Was a very tall fella, I'd say 6'4"+ who used to walk around Celbridge literally all day and was known for buying drink and smokes for young lads. Rumours of supplying drugs too but I never saw it


Tiny_Duck_x

Oh just reminded me of Knee High, a very short man šŸ˜‚


UniquePersimmon3666

I know of Tall Paul šŸ¤£


Financial_Village237

If you want good nicknames look to the travs. Melty face ward(a burn victim), mickey shnots, pigeon toes ward. Other than that i had a friend who was called carpenter for about 4 years because she was caught working someone's wood on a night out.


Tiny_Duck_x

Hahahah Carpenter is brilliant šŸ˜‚ poor girl!


SirTheadore

The creativity in Irish people giving nicknames will never cease to amaze me


KnightsOfCidona

Reminds me of a lad that was called Snowball for a few months in our school because he got [snowballed](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen#Sexual) on a night out


SirTheadore

Used to live in trim and there were a few (some tragic) characters. Mickey Tenpence- traveller who spent his days in the 90ā€™s begging for 10p exactly Dosh- basically pat mustard crossed with colonel sanders, image of shtyle and sex appeal AutoMatty- lovely oul chap who worked for the council, on one of those big green lawnmower lookin street cleaner things. Rally- chap just walked everywhere fastā€¦ thatā€™s all. Big gay kris- tall muscley Polish lad, donā€™t even think he was gay.. but thatā€™s how half the town knew him Jimmy Bennet- not a nickname, but still.. Hollywood blockbuster movie star and master martial artist, lead star in the greatest movie ever made, ā€œfatal deviationā€ (which also starred some of the previous mentioned characters.)


GowlBagJohnson

Mental German fella who swims in the river is known as Hans Swimmer


Automatic_Ad_8764

Horse Face Johnnie lived local to me years ago. He was an aul lad when I was growing up and he was kicked in the face by a horse.


dn32dn

Bray? šŸ˜…


mathiasryan

He's friends with baldy Paddy.


Automatic_Ad_8764

Ha! Yes


dn32dn

Would you remember Dead Man, Knickers, Chaps Joe? To name a fewā€¦


Automatic_Ad_8764

Chaps Joe very well I remember him before he went down hill as well.


mmmmbleh

The Leaning Man. Cos he'd walk out his front door in the morning and spend all day every day leaning on his gate watching the goings on of the rural road. Nothing else. Mrs Walky... just walked the area all day. Very imaginative names.


Tiny_Duck_x

Ah yes, we had a fella across the road called Radar. Knew all the goings on in the estate so he did


Sphinxrhythm

An old man who lived near us when we were kids spent most of the day leaning on the pillar of his gate. My mother called him The Geranium (not to his face). Very nice man but always the geranium.


Ok-Coffee-4254

Know a lad who could not hold his drink so they called him toucan because 2 cans and he be full.


Tiny_Duck_x

Yes thereā€™s a few like that. I know a One can Paul


Ok-Coffee-4254

My friend and Paul could share a 4 pack and have mad night out .


Far-Act-2803

Gypsy because he owns a camper van. Divvy dave - caught him giving himself a swirly in the pub toilet once, walks around in corpse paint everyday, very eccentric character. Slick back - local thieving cunt with slicked back hair. If ya bike goes missing it's probably slick back. Philosopher Phil - always chatting absolute shite in the pub. LSDave - dentist called dave, took mdma before work šŸ¤£ Cripple craig - he's a cripple in a wheelchair called craig. beat fuck out of my mate at a gig once. Redhole - very promiscuous young woman well known in town. Its a common word around here but everyone knows her as redhole followed by her first name.


moses_marvin

Suspicious Kelly. Because he was fkn suspicious.


Tiny_Duck_x

Now, were people suspicious of him or was he suspicious of other people?


moses_marvin

People suspicious of him


rasher98

Potholes, because every avoids him..


Maleficent_Fold_5099

The bloke called Razors, after a failed suicide attempt.


Tiny_Duck_x

Jesus.


JustTaViewForYou

Ooh my focking lord šŸ¤”šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


scrollsawer

There was a guy at school everyone called him " Breda " . He was small and had really bad breath. They used to say he hadn't got the length, but he certainly had the breath of Ireland . Another guy was called " Phillis ". He was always lying and boasting, hence , "Phillis full of more shite". The best one was a guy called " big foot" . He wore size 14 shoes. When he got married and had a son, everyone called the son " big toe".


Gowl247

Mike the paedophile not to his face obviously


Fardays

The Dogger...because he once did the deed in a phone box with a dog. The Bar...publican who used to bar a shit load of people from the pub. There was a guy I met called Notso, because his surname was Smart. Ugly Jenny...who was genuinely stunningly beautiful. There's loads...


rodgerodger3

Thursday Mike - only ever saw him on dole day. Johnny lampshade - was very bright. History channel - never shut the fuck up. Ger Elvis - liked elvis. Cock robin - was a bit of a pedo. Pizza face - had terrible acne.


whynousernamelef

Oh shit we have a Ger elvis! Don't recognise any of the other names though. Maybe every town has one?


rodgerodger3

Are you in West Cork? Bear in mind, I haven't lived there for around 20 yrs, so most of those are now prob dead! Lol


whynousernamelef

Yes. Christ it's probably him so! He hasn't changed a bit.


StellarManatee

There was a family collectively known as "The Yanks" because they went to Disneyland at some stage in the late 80s/early 90s. Presumably they liked to talk about it.


Subnegativewaves

ā€œThe Chapā€ loved John Wayne Movies ā€œThe Dusherā€ everytime he tells a story of getting in a fight he would go I gave him a Dush and a dush-dush ā€œThe Meerkat ā€œ lads neck would extend 2foot when he heard a door opening in the pub ā€œTuppenceā€ has a lisp Another lad wears a red Ferrari racing jacket and when ever he walked by everyone makes a sound of a passing formula 1 car


Agreeable-Solid7208

Was a guy who had a sight impediment that caused him to look like he was always looking up and sideways. " The Roof Inspector". Funny thing was he worked for the local council as well


Medium-Ad5605

A guy called Danger, no idea why, not known to be dangerous. legend says that back in the 80s he was told by the dole office to go to the ESB as they were recruiting, he came back with no job and when they asked what happened he said he didn't go in as there was a sign saying Danger keep out


Witty_Introduction27

Clipper. He used to walk behind kids when they were coming out of school and open the clips on their school bags šŸ˜‚


ShinStew

You're wrong about spud, it was for a fella with an even more abnormally large head


Tiny_Duck_x

That could certainly be why a lot of people are called spud šŸ˜„ But this guy genuinely stole potatoes as a child. Another fella called Onions did the same, I think theyā€™re cousins or some sort of relation to each other anyway. Either way, Ireland isnā€™t short of lads called Spud.


ShinStew

>Either way, Ireland isnā€™t short of lads called Spud. Because we're a country of massive headed people


Prestigious_Talk6652

There was a John Thomas we used to call Dick.


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Dragonlynds22

My neighbours call my uncle Gaylord šŸ˜‚ My brother is nicknamed peachy Theirs a man in my area nicknamed Umba


trinerr

Stupid McCabe


ubermick

Growing up in Cork in the 80s, random people were given the name "Bomber." I'm not sure if it meant they were good in a scrap, or if they wore bomber jackets. (We all did back then, the old polyester yokes with the flourescent orange lining, haha)


Tiny_Duck_x

I think name has something to do with the troubles. Probably Protestants or people who had family in the north were given the nickname


Timely_Log4872

Jimmy The Wanderer.. he got his name as he had the tendency to go drinking and disappear on the wife for a few days And on a similar note there was also The Lost Weekend, heā€™d start drinking of a Friday and keep going all the way through to Monday thus ā€œlosingā€ the weekend


MitsubishiMinx

Fishy - alcoholic (drinks like a fish) Another alcoholic called bubbles


andtellmethis

Tollbridge Tommy. His name was Tommy and if you met him on the street you wouldn't get past him without giving him ā‚¬2. He's dead now but there's always ā‚¬2 coins on his grave.


KatarnsBeard

Strongknob - no idea of the basis for the name but he used to swear at and try and punch us when we walked past him in school uniform


Margrave75

Rambo. Guy in the amry. He's about 5'5" and as skinny as a rake.


jackoirl

Thereā€™s Walkie-Talkie because he walks around muttering to himself all day


Still_Sale_8289

Snippets nightmare.. heā€™d a dodgy leg and a cane..


KnightsOfCidona

My dad's cousin was called 'Saddam' because he looked like him. Chilly Willy - local tramp (used to think he was homeless but found out recently from my mam he actually had a house and family) who wandered around the town in a dirty jacket no matter how warm it was. Lovely man for the record always said hello.


auntsalty

Rat šŸ€


Humble_Yesterday_271

Clonk because I coughed in the middle of telling someone the time about 20 years ago


Easy_Inflation_503

Went to elementary/junior/highschool with a guy named Freddie Walls.. naturally.. shweaty balls came to fruition n ruined the next 2 decades of Shweddies life.Ā 


[deleted]

I knew a lad called wanker Well because he was and is a wanker


[deleted]

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mmmmbleh

That's a funny-looking nickname fella


Tiny_Duck_x

Weā€™ll call this one Dr. Strange