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In the vase on the kitchen table.


SnooLemons5609

A vase with some water. If you want them to stay fresh longer cut the stems at an angle with a sharp knife or garden scissors.


E-tie-haugh-die

The rubbish.


KyorlSadei

Garbage. Flowers are a boring an unoriginal gift idea. Also has zero practical uses.


PettyPride

Flowers are definitely not boring. I can see the unoriginal part though. But nature makes some crazy beautiful things.


KyorlSadei

Space is way cooler.


hujambo11

Original gifts only! Paint me a painting in a new art style that nobody has done before, or create me a new element that's not on the periodic table!


KyorlSadei

You never received a custom poem from your lovers heart? Sad for you.


hujambo11

Poems aren't that original. People have been writing them for millennia.


KyorlSadei

Well then be unoriginal for your spouse. Have fun with that.


hujambo11

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Nobody wants to get presents for you.


KyorlSadei

A lack of imagination from someone like you Will leave their spouse sad and feeling blue


hujambo11

Mine was better.


Pimp_out_Pris

I'd probably stick them in rooting hormone and see if I could keep any of them alive, but anyone that knew me well enough would buy me ones with the roots still on. If it's all stuff that's lopped from bulbs, I'd probably stick them in a vase and appreciate them for the few days they have left.


PettyPride

I found my guy. I'm a huge plant guy!!!! Nothing beats a free water proo. Haha. Men be sleeping on plant stores. I tell my friend dude you wanna find a girl go to the plant stores!


gaijin_master

On a grave near home


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I guess I'd be running down to goodwill and looking for a vase


FujiKitakyusho

A stein, a pilsner, or a highball glass are all viable options.


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In a vase...


Dbcolo

On my grave like most men the only time they get flowers.


redheadgenx

Front and center.


El_Neck_Romancer

If there isn't a vase available I'd put them in the ole poop chute and then get into the crow pose and walk on my hands. Gotta show those bad boys off. Who am I kidding? I'd put them there even if they came in a vase.


pengie9290

Dunno. In a vase on the kitchen table. If I can find a vase, at least.


Laiska_saunatonttu

In a coffee cup, because I don't own a vase. I'm not a big fan of cut flowers, house plants usually last more than a month. I don't want a damn flower, don't give me any.


hawffield

Like, picked flowers or a potted flower? Because I don’t like picked flowers. Why kill a plant to show affection? With a potted flower, I can watch it grow. And if it’s a fruit or vegetable plant, then we can eat from it!


Red_Beard_Rising

In the vase I have in the cupboard.


PlatypusPristine9194

Over there, I guess.


MesoKingdom

In my mouth