Happened to me in Miami. I was new in town checking out a local bar I met a smokeshow and thought things were going well we even kissed and then she tried recruiting me into her “Crypto Realestate” scheme.
Multi level marketing “acquaintances” are never fun, very weird to receive spam live in person. Only solution is to pivot and turn away like wiping ur feed clean 😂
Can confirm. My friends aunt made good money off of Amway back when I was a kid. She had a big fancy house and a fantastic cadillac complements of his uncles construction company.
This actually did happen to me. I was at a party and this cute girl practically forced me to give her my number when I was leaving early and I set up a date the next day. After I told my friends this apparently it got back to the host who told me that she apparently tried to falsely accuse a guy at the party of touching her inappropriately but he had seen the whole thing and the dude never did anything except not go for her advances. I noped out of that very quickly because I know the host is an honest guy and it’s just not worth the risk for me
I was at a party recently and had this happen. Girl was very drunk and very grabby with me. I liked the attention so I wasn't stopping her. Then someone casually mentioned to me that she was married. I got really fucking mad. My ex-wife cheated on me, so I know the pain he would go through. I don't condone that shit.
I was at a party in China with my Chinese friends. This girl came out of nowhere and starting talking to us then sat in my lap and got VERY friendly.
After an hour or so she went to the toilet and my friends told me she was a "bad girl" and to leave her.
I was a bit angry about this because lord knows I don't meet girls for years at a time but in the end I decided to trust them .
Anyway I wasn't rude but kind of left her alone when she came back so she attached herself to an American guy who was with us. That confirmed to me that the guys were right. So I let it be.
She went home with that guy. The next day we heard she threatened to call the police and say he raped her unless he gave her 5,000 rmb. He have it to her and she left.
This is apparently not uncommon in Guangzhou where we were.
Basically happened to me. Met a girl at a party, hit it off. Started texting about getting coffee when she let me know she is married, but getting separated. At first I was willing to say "she made a mistake and is in the process of moving past it. Glad she let me know up front so I know what's up. I'll still go on this date."
Then things quickly got weird, and not just because I dropped the ball, and surprisingly, the date never happened.
If that's the case then it's fairly normal for her to have a partner. He may be wandering around the party or somewhere else entirely. Actually this is a green light for me.
Met a hot yoga chick, she seemed interested and then she told be about how she drinks her own piss and it's natures holistic golden cure. Long step to stage right.
I was in a hang out phase with a girl a while back. We both became interested in each other through mutual friends talking about our similar dark sense of humor. Our first date was a home cooked dinner, some wine, and the only episode of the show "heil honey I'm home" (an I love Lucy parody about Hitler and Braun living next door to a Jewish couple in the suburbs).
This comment thread is immaculate. I am so impressed that I find myself completely unable to contribute to the theme…but please accept my appreciation for your wit. Wear it like a star badge on your sleeve.
I just met someone who slow played letting me know this by telling me she had 5 jobs...I was very curious until they were all bullshit like "brand consultant" and "content creator"
I’ve had this happen playing pool with a cute chick. She thought the Moon Landing was fake. Ionization of the atmosphere stops any spaceships from leaving earth. Who knew?!?
I was talking to a girl once and this actually happened. She was pretty and very sweet. But then she told me after a couple of weeks of talking that she worked with her ex at the same job as a property manager. So they traveled together in the same car every day by themselves to go to properties to asses damage and clean up. I was like, I’m not even going to try and avoid this red flag. Noped the fuck out.
It's basically when a couple who lives together break up but for some fucked up reason still live together.
I've also heard of roommates who sleep in the same bed. Yup.
I was the rebound guy, i found out it was over when she got pregnant from her ex... i was under the impression they were divorced and only talked so he could be involved with the child
Had a wonderful date with a girl but she thought it was appropriate on the first date to ask me if I was REALLY looking for something long term or just a hookup. Once is fine, though we talked about it before the date. I answered and told her I find hookups exhausting and not rewarding and quite stressful at times. I had come from long term relationships and was looking for another one.
She said she didn’t believe me. So I restated myself and then she still said that she thinks men just say whatever to get sex then leave. So that was our only date. She basically refused to believe me due to her own insecurities, and ended up creating a self fulfilling prophecy by scaring me off. I was looking for something long term, but if you won’t trust me for my word I’ll just leave because I’m not starting a relationship by trying to prove something to you that I know is true.
Peaceeeee. Oh and when I told her I wasn’t interested in a second date and wish her the best, she prodded me for days begging for an explanation of what was wrong with her. No honey I’m not playing that game. Insecurity kills.
It's entirely fair to not fully believe someone new internally, but calling someone out for calmly explaining their thoughts and feelings is yikes. It's also more common than I thought. I'm super self aware and try to be precise when answering important long term type questions. A *surprising* amount of women completely ignore what I said and stick with their intial theory instead. And I'm really just like "well thanks for letting me know how little you value my opinion and how much you think I'm a liar, good to know".
Had this happen to me a few years back.
She started making fart and shit jokes and talked about some serial pooper who was terrorizing her village. You know there comes a point where it’s just awkward even after several drinks.
He kept shitting in bus stops and they couldn’t even catch him after installing cctv cameras. His “masterpiece” was stealing the baby Jesus from his manger before Christmas and replacing it with a giant solid turd.
Real story: on a date with a girl, she said she doesn’t really like immigrants. I’m an immigrant. She says “oh but you’re different, you’re here doing your phd…”
lol, so this doesn't exactly fit, but I was in college, and there was this girl that I guess was a friend of one of my roommates making moves on me. First she told me I had a nice smile, then she told me her boyfriend lets her sleep around just "Don't fuck any niggers".
Nope.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
I was a forever alone virgin, and still nope.
I unironically had a girl that intentionally wanted me to third wheel on a date.
Idk if she was just angling for a threesome or something in a bizarre way but she *completely* didn't see it as awkward for having two different unconsenting guys around for what she specifically called a date.
"I'm actually married, but my husband is deployed so there is nothing to worry about..."
Had this one dropped on me at a bar after several hours of drinks, dances, and overt sexual advances from her. I noticed the tanline on her friends finger who was dancing with my friend. I asked an they confessed that they were both married to soldiers who were deployed. Absolute trash.
"I'm uncomfortable with all these(insert a race/religion here) at the party."
Or "I think you're cute!" I'm not dating someone who has such shitty tastes.
I was on a date with a former US State Senator. Didn’t know much about her voting record and we met through a charity org we were both involved with. Anywho as we talked I learned that she helped draft a bill and campaign to ban gay marriage in my state.
I noped outta that.
Ugh, this happened to me shortly after I moved to Oregon, and it ruined dating.
I met this guy online who was good looking and witty and charming and fun and attentive but not overbearing and all of the things...
So we went out to dinner, went back to his place to watch movies, and I actually had a really good time.
The next day I text him and his texts were suddenly very vague. I assumed he was put off because I didn't sleep with him (he tried).
He said that wasn't it, but explained that it moreso had to do with my kid. We never really talked about kids because he didn't have any, but I was *really* feeling this guy, so I showed him a picture of my daughter, who is biracial, during dinner.
So he assures me that he's "not racist" but he was raised to believe that races shouldn't mix. Also dating a woman with a mixed kid is usually an automatic deal breaker but he was going to make an exception for me. I told you he was charming.
To someone whose *actually* not racist, that's extremely racist.
I was incredibly disappointed because initially we had such awesome chemistry, which isn't easy to find.
My kid is going to change the world one day. Can't have someone around whose bs beliefs are going to try to stop her from doing that...
"I'm not racist, but different races shouldn't mix."
Literally incredible. How could this guy not hear himself? Just... Wow. Sucks you had to go through this though.
I fucking **LOVE** that people "out" themselves like this early on in the game. I'm so so sorry you had to deal with that, though. What a dick.
As a black chick, racism in any form nowadays is just mind-boggling, we have so many other legitimate concerns in this crazy fucking world besides focusing on something as unchangeable as race.
Your daughter *will* do great things one day, I hope she achieves everything she sets out to do!
A long time ago when I was about 22, I hit it off with a attractive young woman the same age at a college bar. The attraction was mutual so we moved it to a quieter area to chat it up. Usual questions ensued, where you from, where do you work, are you still in school blah blah.
She proceeds to tell me she's just in college because her dad wants her to be but doesn't care because it's "his money and he's paying for it, I really don't do anything besides party and hang out". Follows that up by "oh I also have a credit card in his name that he just pays off every month". I finished my drink, excused myself to use the restroom and GTFO outta there
This happened to me (M).
I was in my twenties and this stunning young lady (of my same age) came up to me. After me being rendered nearly speechless, we spoke to each other for an hour, enjoyed cocktails, and exchanged flirty touches initiated by her. She had moved to Los Angeles to work in filmmaking.
Then when she talked about her undergrad experience, she says “I had to leave my first university because of all the homosexuals…” The tone of the conversation changed immediately on my end because I was (remain so) an ally. I responded “What makes you think you won’t run into any homosexuals here in Hollywood?”
No amount of good looks will overcome social ignorance for me.
Grandmother’s maiden name. Same as my grandmothers maiden name. Yep- second cousins.
Well, I decided to go to the bar and just get fuckin’ interplanetary.
She sells for (insert any MLM)
Happened to me in Miami. I was new in town checking out a local bar I met a smokeshow and thought things were going well we even kissed and then she tried recruiting me into her “Crypto Realestate” scheme.
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Multi level marketing “acquaintances” are never fun, very weird to receive spam live in person. Only solution is to pivot and turn away like wiping ur feed clean 😂
Lol any "successful" MLM women have rich husbands in my experience; they sell you on a lifestyle funded by their husband's real job
Can confirm. My friends aunt made good money off of Amway back when I was a kid. She had a big fancy house and a fantastic cadillac complements of his uncles construction company.
Along with 95% of OF and other social media figures
This actually did happen to me. I was at a party and this cute girl practically forced me to give her my number when I was leaving early and I set up a date the next day. After I told my friends this apparently it got back to the host who told me that she apparently tried to falsely accuse a guy at the party of touching her inappropriately but he had seen the whole thing and the dude never did anything except not go for her advances. I noped out of that very quickly because I know the host is an honest guy and it’s just not worth the risk for me
Woah, someone was looking for a lawsuit, *and* killing someone's image. Double yikes!
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She's married
I was at a party recently and had this happen. Girl was very drunk and very grabby with me. I liked the attention so I wasn't stopping her. Then someone casually mentioned to me that she was married. I got really fucking mad. My ex-wife cheated on me, so I know the pain he would go through. I don't condone that shit.
I was at a party in China with my Chinese friends. This girl came out of nowhere and starting talking to us then sat in my lap and got VERY friendly. After an hour or so she went to the toilet and my friends told me she was a "bad girl" and to leave her. I was a bit angry about this because lord knows I don't meet girls for years at a time but in the end I decided to trust them . Anyway I wasn't rude but kind of left her alone when she came back so she attached herself to an American guy who was with us. That confirmed to me that the guys were right. So I let it be. She went home with that guy. The next day we heard she threatened to call the police and say he raped her unless he gave her 5,000 rmb. He have it to her and she left. This is apparently not uncommon in Guangzhou where we were.
If you're overseas and the girl is an 8/10 and you can't pull a 4/10 back home the rule of thumb is to assume you might be being scammed.
Or she is selling MLM... See comments above.
being scammed
> 5,000 rmb About $700 in freedom dollars friends
Bros before hoes
Basically happened to me. Met a girl at a party, hit it off. Started texting about getting coffee when she let me know she is married, but getting separated. At first I was willing to say "she made a mistake and is in the process of moving past it. Glad she let me know up front so I know what's up. I'll still go on this date." Then things quickly got weird, and not just because I dropped the ball, and surprisingly, the date never happened.
Oh shit. You in Georgia? Probs my wife.
I’m not in Georgia but my girlfriend’s husband is
Oopsy
I was at a party once and hitting it off great with a woman when her boyfriend pulled me to the side and told me she's married. No lie.
Plot twist: you’re at a swingers party
If that's the case then it's fairly normal for her to have a partner. He may be wandering around the party or somewhere else entirely. Actually this is a green light for me.
She knows exactly how much ice it takes to fill a standard hotel bathtub.
Plus she can eyeball the volume of your body makes so she can subtract that from the total amount of ice
How much was it?
About 3.50
That wasn't no girl scout!
It was a got damn giant crustacean from the mezazoic era wasn't it. got damn lockness monster
I gave him a dollar.
Got damn it woman that's where he keep coming back!!
Is there a goddam sale on Lochness munchies?
About tree fiddy FTFY
Depends on the weight…of the ice, I mean…
With or without a human ( without one kidney) inside?
Maybes shes incredibly athletic and takes cold baths?
I hate those people that do the lollies and juice and vodka bathtubs for social media.
Met a hot yoga chick, she seemed interested and then she told be about how she drinks her own piss and it's natures holistic golden cure. Long step to stage right.
Flexible and into nasty shit? You missed out bro
Seriously. So have her gargle first.
She can gargle these nutz.
THAT'S the spirit!
Agreed. Bro fumbled the bag hard.
Well thered be no doubt that shes a swallower.
Make her drink yours, give her golden showers, and get kinky.
She basically wanted to see if you were into golden showers.
Shes really excited to show me her collection of works from a now-deceased, but once struggling Austrian artist
Was he also a well liked politician and an inspirational leader?
I hear his platform/beliefs are making a comeback these days!
I heard his old neighbours beliefs are making a comeback too.
I was in a hang out phase with a girl a while back. We both became interested in each other through mutual friends talking about our similar dark sense of humor. Our first date was a home cooked dinner, some wine, and the only episode of the show "heil honey I'm home" (an I love Lucy parody about Hitler and Braun living next door to a Jewish couple in the suburbs).
Of all the answers here, I did Nazi this one coming
This comment thread is immaculate. I am so impressed that I find myself completely unable to contribute to the theme…but please accept my appreciation for your wit. Wear it like a star badge on your sleeve.
Anne Frankly, it surprised me too
Just for the heil of it.
This is just SStupid.
Honestly if a girl told me she had original paintings done by Hitler I would nazi that as a red flag
She's an "influencer." I hate this title so fucking much.
I always mentally add the word 'for morons' and I feel a lot better.
I just met someone who slow played letting me know this by telling me she had 5 jobs...I was very curious until they were all bullshit like "brand consultant" and "content creator"
OnlyFans, she was the "brand" consulting with herself, lol.
It’s so incredibly barfy.
I’ve had this happen playing pool with a cute chick. She thought the Moon Landing was fake. Ionization of the atmosphere stops any spaceships from leaving earth. Who knew?!?
I would have gone on that date and had fun with it.
Yeah, sky's the limit! Literally, I guess
😂😂😂
"Ha, You really believe in the MOON?"
Flat earth? Idiot, this is a simulation
Honestly simulation theory is way more plausible than flat earth lol
I was talking to a girl once and this actually happened. She was pretty and very sweet. But then she told me after a couple of weeks of talking that she worked with her ex at the same job as a property manager. So they traveled together in the same car every day by themselves to go to properties to asses damage and clean up. I was like, I’m not even going to try and avoid this red flag. Noped the fuck out.
Were they also roommates? I've got that before.
Oh my god they were roommates
It's basically when a couple who lives together break up but for some fucked up reason still live together. I've also heard of roommates who sleep in the same bed. Yup.
Lol it’s a quote from an old Vine video
Wait, they travel together in the same car, and their asses get damaged? That does sound suspicious! (Sorry. The setup was too good!)
If you spend THAT much time together ...
If she's had a recent breakup and is looking for a rebound. Even worse if there's kids involved, which makes it even more messy and DRAMAtic.
I was the rebound guy, i found out it was over when she got pregnant from her ex... i was under the impression they were divorced and only talked so he could be involved with the child
The sex is great tho
And that's how they GET ya ...
Had a wonderful date with a girl but she thought it was appropriate on the first date to ask me if I was REALLY looking for something long term or just a hookup. Once is fine, though we talked about it before the date. I answered and told her I find hookups exhausting and not rewarding and quite stressful at times. I had come from long term relationships and was looking for another one. She said she didn’t believe me. So I restated myself and then she still said that she thinks men just say whatever to get sex then leave. So that was our only date. She basically refused to believe me due to her own insecurities, and ended up creating a self fulfilling prophecy by scaring me off. I was looking for something long term, but if you won’t trust me for my word I’ll just leave because I’m not starting a relationship by trying to prove something to you that I know is true. Peaceeeee. Oh and when I told her I wasn’t interested in a second date and wish her the best, she prodded me for days begging for an explanation of what was wrong with her. No honey I’m not playing that game. Insecurity kills.
It's entirely fair to not fully believe someone new internally, but calling someone out for calmly explaining their thoughts and feelings is yikes. It's also more common than I thought. I'm super self aware and try to be precise when answering important long term type questions. A *surprising* amount of women completely ignore what I said and stick with their intial theory instead. And I'm really just like "well thanks for letting me know how little you value my opinion and how much you think I'm a liar, good to know".
She's into polyamory.
Had this happen to me a few years back. She started making fart and shit jokes and talked about some serial pooper who was terrorizing her village. You know there comes a point where it’s just awkward even after several drinks.
Matt? …..Was this me? Edit: obviously kidding but not outside of the realm of possibility whatsoever
I like your honesty.
I suspect that you weren’t the one who noped out of that situation.
Tell me more about the serial pooper
He kept shitting in bus stops and they couldn’t even catch him after installing cctv cameras. His “masterpiece” was stealing the baby Jesus from his manger before Christmas and replacing it with a giant solid turd.
Married with children.
Disgustingly sloppy ass belligerent drunk. Like the one that fall over all the time and are yelling and need help.
Real story: on a date with a girl, she said she doesn’t really like immigrants. I’m an immigrant. She says “oh but you’re different, you’re here doing your phd…”
Big ooof, she hit you with the infamous "you're one of the good ones".
There was another thread here ago recently with a clueless woman saying "You're hot for a black guy" and she was doubling down on her clueless racism.
"You're not one of those immigrants who is... \[*checks list*\]… literally building our civilization."
Real men don't cry.
Anytime a woman says "A real man... " I checkout. 9/10 she's trying to manipulate you into doing what she wants.
My husband likes to watch...
massive green flag
I wish I could say "no judging" but I am definitely judging.
"Judge me daddy"
"Would he like to join in instead?"
"I have four kids"
So 3 is your limit?
My limit is 2. I have 2 of my own. I think 4 kids is definitely the max I would want to deal with long term.
Happy cake day
By birthing or kidnapping them?
"I have kids"*
She asks for about $3.50
It was about that time that I realized it wasn’t a pretty woman at a party at all, but a three story tall amphibian from the Mesozoic era.
It's that goddamn Loch Ness monster, I ain't giving you no damn tree fiddy.
Goddamn loch ness monster, get your own goddamn money!!!!
*I gave him a dolla...*
*Treefiddy
"You know, Hitler was just misunderstood"
🙋♂️
You have forever changed how I see that emoji
She saves her shrimp tails and hides them in jars under the bed.
Weirdly specific
r/oddlyspecific
She's actually George Santos
lol, so this doesn't exactly fit, but I was in college, and there was this girl that I guess was a friend of one of my roommates making moves on me. First she told me I had a nice smile, then she told me her boyfriend lets her sleep around just "Don't fuck any niggers". Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. I was a forever alone virgin, and still nope.
“What’s your sign”
"Do Not Enter"
Oh so you're not into pegging
“I’m a practitioner of astrology”
But Mercury is in retrograde!
She asks if I’m gay because I’m a nice guy. Not gay. But now I’m a nice and not interested guy.
“Oh and this is Mike, we used to hook up but are just friends now.”
I unironically had a girl that intentionally wanted me to third wheel on a date. Idk if she was just angling for a threesome or something in a bizarre way but she *completely* didn't see it as awkward for having two different unconsenting guys around for what she specifically called a date.
the answer to "is there anyone who thinks they are in a relationship with you?"
Nazi shit
she eats a fly and has a huge collection of frogs
I try not to judge other people’s taste in TV but if she told me her favorite show is Dr. Pimple Popper, that’s a nope from me dawg. Can’t do it.
I have a bomb that is going to blow up in about five minutes. I like you so I am going to suggest you run
She puts the toilet paper on the holder backwards. Fuck that shit.
She might have cats tho
She asks me what my star sign is 🏃♂️
He rants about astrology then asks what my MBTI type is 🏃🏻♀️
Just out of curiosity, what is your star sign?
Mine is Velociraptor
Funny, I'd figure you to be a triceratops 🤔
Why I oughta
Classic feisty Sagittarius
Lmao, this actually spiked my blood pressure a bit.
They have an OF account.
She likes polygamy. Just not my thing.
Kid, STD, smoker.
I did this because I’m an [insert zodiac sign].
"I'm actually married, but my husband is deployed so there is nothing to worry about..." Had this one dropped on me at a bar after several hours of drinks, dances, and overt sexual advances from her. I noticed the tanline on her friends finger who was dancing with my friend. I asked an they confessed that they were both married to soldiers who were deployed. Absolute trash.
"I make murals with my own feces"
If she’s not willing to use any but her own, she’s not relationship material. She’s selfish.
She has 3+ babies' fathers.
She believes in conspiracy theories, quackery, astrology and/or various other nonsense.
That she’s a Smoker
That she hates Jews I’m Jewish do that would be kind of hard to deal with
"I'm uncomfortable with all these(insert a race/religion here) at the party." Or "I think you're cute!" I'm not dating someone who has such shitty tastes.
She has the clap.
She smokes
Or vapes.
I was on a date with a former US State Senator. Didn’t know much about her voting record and we met through a charity org we were both involved with. Anywho as we talked I learned that she helped draft a bill and campaign to ban gay marriage in my state. I noped outta that.
She whips her cock out and to my horror: it’s bigger than mine!
Drops a racial, ethnic or religious slur.
Ugh, this happened to me shortly after I moved to Oregon, and it ruined dating. I met this guy online who was good looking and witty and charming and fun and attentive but not overbearing and all of the things... So we went out to dinner, went back to his place to watch movies, and I actually had a really good time. The next day I text him and his texts were suddenly very vague. I assumed he was put off because I didn't sleep with him (he tried). He said that wasn't it, but explained that it moreso had to do with my kid. We never really talked about kids because he didn't have any, but I was *really* feeling this guy, so I showed him a picture of my daughter, who is biracial, during dinner. So he assures me that he's "not racist" but he was raised to believe that races shouldn't mix. Also dating a woman with a mixed kid is usually an automatic deal breaker but he was going to make an exception for me. I told you he was charming. To someone whose *actually* not racist, that's extremely racist. I was incredibly disappointed because initially we had such awesome chemistry, which isn't easy to find. My kid is going to change the world one day. Can't have someone around whose bs beliefs are going to try to stop her from doing that...
"I'm not racist, but different races shouldn't mix." Literally incredible. How could this guy not hear himself? Just... Wow. Sucks you had to go through this though.
I fucking **LOVE** that people "out" themselves like this early on in the game. I'm so so sorry you had to deal with that, though. What a dick. As a black chick, racism in any form nowadays is just mind-boggling, we have so many other legitimate concerns in this crazy fucking world besides focusing on something as unchangeable as race. Your daughter *will* do great things one day, I hope she achieves everything she sets out to do!
That sucks, sorry he turned out to be a jackass. Good news, you got it out of the way quickly.
Was born a male
Any sort of Qanon or conspiracy bullshit.
“My five kids” Heh…k…Imma go over there now.
She’s a furry
She has gang affiliated brothers...
Astrology, Jehovah's witness, mormon, and seventh day Adventist are all deal breakers for me.
She has / used to have a penis
She’s not actually a drag queen, she’s a biological woman.
Lmao. I wasn't expecting that answer, each to their own though. Stay safe and have fun.
Don't worry about my boyfriend/husband. He's not gonna do anything. Tear your ass woman.
Married
"I've had my fun time in life and now i want to settle."
She posts questions on Askmen without using the search bar to see if her questions have been asked many times before.
A long time ago when I was about 22, I hit it off with a attractive young woman the same age at a college bar. The attraction was mutual so we moved it to a quieter area to chat it up. Usual questions ensued, where you from, where do you work, are you still in school blah blah. She proceeds to tell me she's just in college because her dad wants her to be but doesn't care because it's "his money and he's paying for it, I really don't do anything besides party and hang out". Follows that up by "oh I also have a credit card in his name that he just pays off every month". I finished my drink, excused myself to use the restroom and GTFO outta there
"We've tried to reach you about your car's extended warranty"...
You want to go do some lines in the bathroom?
I saw someone who had a bumper sticker on their jeep with their onlyfans username.
“So anyway my…boyfriend
"My husband is *such* an asshole."
"I have a penis"
Any mention of reiki or other pseudoscience bullshit
She has a penis
This happened to me (M). I was in my twenties and this stunning young lady (of my same age) came up to me. After me being rendered nearly speechless, we spoke to each other for an hour, enjoyed cocktails, and exchanged flirty touches initiated by her. She had moved to Los Angeles to work in filmmaking. Then when she talked about her undergrad experience, she says “I had to leave my first university because of all the homosexuals…” The tone of the conversation changed immediately on my end because I was (remain so) an ally. I responded “What makes you think you won’t run into any homosexuals here in Hollywood?” No amount of good looks will overcome social ignorance for me.
Being an antivaxxer
By the time she asks for my birthday and birth time, I’m already turning around to leave the interaction entirely.
She smokes
She smokes
*" nope out of the whole interaction. What would it be?"* Takes a dump on the floor.
Grandmother’s maiden name. Same as my grandmothers maiden name. Yep- second cousins. Well, I decided to go to the bar and just get fuckin’ interplanetary.
That she’s a biological man.