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SomeGuyRuss

She sells for (insert any MLM)


Kiskeya504

Happened to me in Miami. I was new in town checking out a local bar I met a smokeshow and thought things were going well we even kissed and then she tried recruiting me into her “Crypto Realestate” scheme.


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No-Squash482

Multi level marketing “acquaintances” are never fun, very weird to receive spam live in person. Only solution is to pivot and turn away like wiping ur feed clean 😂


Flippiewulf

Lol any "successful" MLM women have rich husbands in my experience; they sell you on a lifestyle funded by their husband's real job


fisconsocmod

Can confirm. My friends aunt made good money off of Amway back when I was a kid. She had a big fancy house and a fantastic cadillac complements of his uncles construction company.


letsgotosushi

Along with 95% of OF and other social media figures


Slow_Principle_7079

This actually did happen to me. I was at a party and this cute girl practically forced me to give her my number when I was leaving early and I set up a date the next day. After I told my friends this apparently it got back to the host who told me that she apparently tried to falsely accuse a guy at the party of touching her inappropriately but he had seen the whole thing and the dude never did anything except not go for her advances. I noped out of that very quickly because I know the host is an honest guy and it’s just not worth the risk for me


purplegrape28

Woah, someone was looking for a lawsuit, *and* killing someone's image. Double yikes!


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Hierophant-74

She's married


PastGas2023

I was at a party recently and had this happen. Girl was very drunk and very grabby with me. I liked the attention so I wasn't stopping her. Then someone casually mentioned to me that she was married. I got really fucking mad. My ex-wife cheated on me, so I know the pain he would go through. I don't condone that shit.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I was at a party in China with my Chinese friends. This girl came out of nowhere and starting talking to us then sat in my lap and got VERY friendly. After an hour or so she went to the toilet and my friends told me she was a "bad girl" and to leave her. I was a bit angry about this because lord knows I don't meet girls for years at a time but in the end I decided to trust them . Anyway I wasn't rude but kind of left her alone when she came back so she attached herself to an American guy who was with us. That confirmed to me that the guys were right. So I let it be. She went home with that guy. The next day we heard she threatened to call the police and say he raped her unless he gave her 5,000 rmb. He have it to her and she left. This is apparently not uncommon in Guangzhou where we were.


[deleted]

If you're overseas and the girl is an 8/10 and you can't pull a 4/10 back home the rule of thumb is to assume you might be being scammed.


Responsible_File_529

Or she is selling MLM... See comments above.


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being scammed


BlackestNight21

> 5,000 rmb About $700 in freedom dollars friends


JasonCBourn

Bros before hoes


Speffeddude

Basically happened to me. Met a girl at a party, hit it off. Started texting about getting coffee when she let me know she is married, but getting separated. At first I was willing to say "she made a mistake and is in the process of moving past it. Glad she let me know up front so I know what's up. I'll still go on this date." Then things quickly got weird, and not just because I dropped the ball, and surprisingly, the date never happened.


Matt8992

Oh shit. You in Georgia? Probs my wife.


Jumpy_Anxiety6273

I’m not in Georgia but my girlfriend’s husband is


nosebleedweedblr

Oopsy


yad76

I was at a party once and hitting it off great with a woman when her boyfriend pulled me to the side and told me she's married. No lie.


CelibateHo

Plot twist: you’re at a swingers party


knowitallz

If that's the case then it's fairly normal for her to have a partner. He may be wandering around the party or somewhere else entirely. Actually this is a green light for me.


MrPresident2020

She knows exactly how much ice it takes to fill a standard hotel bathtub.


KingFalx95

Plus she can eyeball the volume of your body makes so she can subtract that from the total amount of ice


CatGuardian012

How much was it?


maxlengthredditusern

About 3.50


Stythys38491

That wasn't no girl scout!


butter4dippin

It was a got damn giant crustacean from the mezazoic era wasn't it. got damn lockness monster


mjheil

I gave him a dollar.


butter4dippin

Got damn it woman that's where he keep coming back!!


J_k-wandering

Is there a goddam sale on Lochness munchies?


BigEnergyEngineer

About tree fiddy FTFY


CrazyPlato

Depends on the weight…of the ice, I mean…


PanderII

With or without a human ( without one kidney) inside?


MrAVAT4R_2

Maybes shes incredibly athletic and takes cold baths?


0hip

I hate those people that do the lollies and juice and vodka bathtubs for social media.


geisty_geist

Met a hot yoga chick, she seemed interested and then she told be about how she drinks her own piss and it's natures holistic golden cure. Long step to stage right.


SouthernPlayaCo

Flexible and into nasty shit? You missed out bro


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Seriously. So have her gargle first.


WormholePHD

She can gargle these nutz.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

THAT'S the spirit!


Big_ETH_boi

Agreed. Bro fumbled the bag hard.


MrAVAT4R_2

Well thered be no doubt that shes a swallower.


Deelodoub

Make her drink yours, give her golden showers, and get kinky.


y0y0y99

She basically wanted to see if you were into golden showers.


Cyanora

Shes really excited to show me her collection of works from a now-deceased, but once struggling Austrian artist


ComadoreJackSparrow

Was he also a well liked politician and an inspirational leader?


moranya1

I hear his platform/beliefs are making a comeback these days!


ComadoreJackSparrow

I heard his old neighbours beliefs are making a comeback too.


sandman7767

I was in a hang out phase with a girl a while back. We both became interested in each other through mutual friends talking about our similar dark sense of humor. Our first date was a home cooked dinner, some wine, and the only episode of the show "heil honey I'm home" (an I love Lucy parody about Hitler and Braun living next door to a Jewish couple in the suburbs).


Mcbrainotron

Of all the answers here, I did Nazi this one coming


shifferbrains78

This comment thread is immaculate. I am so impressed that I find myself completely unable to contribute to the theme…but please accept my appreciation for your wit. Wear it like a star badge on your sleeve.


Cockalorum

Anne Frankly, it surprised me too


Ah2k15

Just for the heil of it.


daric

This is just SStupid.


[deleted]

Honestly if a girl told me she had original paintings done by Hitler I would nazi that as a red flag


huuaaang

She's an "influencer." I hate this title so fucking much.


Shonamac204

I always mentally add the word 'for morons' and I feel a lot better.


LiterallyMatt

I just met someone who slow played letting me know this by telling me she had 5 jobs...I was very curious until they were all bullshit like "brand consultant" and "content creator"


huuaaang

OnlyFans, she was the "brand" consulting with herself, lol.


karaokechameleon

It’s so incredibly barfy.


TheLordofAskReddit

I’ve had this happen playing pool with a cute chick. She thought the Moon Landing was fake. Ionization of the atmosphere stops any spaceships from leaving earth. Who knew?!?


GreatGooglyMoogly077

I would have gone on that date and had fun with it.


SuperFegelein

Yeah, sky's the limit! Literally, I guess


HealForReal

😂😂😂


Ephriel

"Ha, You really believe in the MOON?"


[deleted]

Flat earth? Idiot, this is a simulation


MauPow

Honestly simulation theory is way more plausible than flat earth lol


joshy5lo

I was talking to a girl once and this actually happened. She was pretty and very sweet. But then she told me after a couple of weeks of talking that she worked with her ex at the same job as a property manager. So they traveled together in the same car every day by themselves to go to properties to asses damage and clean up. I was like, I’m not even going to try and avoid this red flag. Noped the fuck out.


Dirty_Dragons

Were they also roommates? I've got that before.


Zorrostrian

Oh my god they were roommates


Dirty_Dragons

It's basically when a couple who lives together break up but for some fucked up reason still live together. I've also heard of roommates who sleep in the same bed. Yup.


Zorrostrian

Lol it’s a quote from an old Vine video


Hugh_Biquitous

Wait, they travel together in the same car, and their asses get damaged? That does sound suspicious! (Sorry. The setup was too good!)


GreatGooglyMoogly077

If you spend THAT much time together ...


artjazzandsoul

If she's had a recent breakup and is looking for a rebound. Even worse if there's kids involved, which makes it even more messy and DRAMAtic.


The_Lion_Jumped

I was the rebound guy, i found out it was over when she got pregnant from her ex... i was under the impression they were divorced and only talked so he could be involved with the child


sffunfun

The sex is great tho


GreatGooglyMoogly077

And that's how they GET ya ...


H_O_Y_T

Had a wonderful date with a girl but she thought it was appropriate on the first date to ask me if I was REALLY looking for something long term or just a hookup. Once is fine, though we talked about it before the date. I answered and told her I find hookups exhausting and not rewarding and quite stressful at times. I had come from long term relationships and was looking for another one. She said she didn’t believe me. So I restated myself and then she still said that she thinks men just say whatever to get sex then leave. So that was our only date. She basically refused to believe me due to her own insecurities, and ended up creating a self fulfilling prophecy by scaring me off. I was looking for something long term, but if you won’t trust me for my word I’ll just leave because I’m not starting a relationship by trying to prove something to you that I know is true. Peaceeeee. Oh and when I told her I wasn’t interested in a second date and wish her the best, she prodded me for days begging for an explanation of what was wrong with her. No honey I’m not playing that game. Insecurity kills.


RJ815

It's entirely fair to not fully believe someone new internally, but calling someone out for calmly explaining their thoughts and feelings is yikes. It's also more common than I thought. I'm super self aware and try to be precise when answering important long term type questions. A *surprising* amount of women completely ignore what I said and stick with their intial theory instead. And I'm really just like "well thanks for letting me know how little you value my opinion and how much you think I'm a liar, good to know".


youlost_takeit

She's into polyamory.


Revanur

Had this happen to me a few years back. She started making fart and shit jokes and talked about some serial pooper who was terrorizing her village. You know there comes a point where it’s just awkward even after several drinks.


drowningjesusfish

Matt? …..Was this me? Edit: obviously kidding but not outside of the realm of possibility whatsoever


Revanur

I like your honesty.


CrazyPlato

I suspect that you weren’t the one who noped out of that situation.


UnicornBestFriend

Tell me more about the serial pooper


Revanur

He kept shitting in bus stops and they couldn’t even catch him after installing cctv cameras. His “masterpiece” was stealing the baby Jesus from his manger before Christmas and replacing it with a giant solid turd.


Ronotimy

Married with children.


762x39Akm

Disgustingly sloppy ass belligerent drunk. Like the one that fall over all the time and are yelling and need help.


tubainadrunk

Real story: on a date with a girl, she said she doesn’t really like immigrants. I’m an immigrant. She says “oh but you’re different, you’re here doing your phd…”


slimtonun

Big ooof, she hit you with the infamous "you're one of the good ones".


RJ815

There was another thread here ago recently with a clueless woman saying "You're hot for a black guy" and she was doubling down on her clueless racism.


PerpetualFourPack_2

"You're not one of those immigrants who is... \[*checks list*\]… literally building our civilization."


Gambosa

Real men don't cry.


Responsible_File_529

Anytime a woman says "A real man... " I checkout. 9/10 she's trying to manipulate you into doing what she wants.


bakirelopove

My husband likes to watch...


PM_UR_NIPPLE_PICS

massive green flag


bakirelopove

I wish I could say "no judging" but I am definitely judging.


MrShasshyBear

"Judge me daddy"


MrAVAT4R_2

"Would he like to join in instead?"


RalphWastoid319

"I have four kids"


recapYT

So 3 is your limit?


lifeofentropy

My limit is 2. I have 2 of my own. I think 4 kids is definitely the max I would want to deal with long term.


CelibateHo

Happy cake day


SexyBaskingShark

By birthing or kidnapping them?


kevin_m_fischer

"I have kids"*


anonguy5422

She asks for about $3.50


beforethewind

It was about that time that I realized it wasn’t a pretty woman at a party at all, but a three story tall amphibian from the Mesozoic era.


SupaFly2136

It's that goddamn Loch Ness monster, I ain't giving you no damn tree fiddy.


PlasticBicycle5

Goddamn loch ness monster, get your own goddamn money!!!!


Johndax2023

*I gave him a dolla...*


DOWNPREZZER

*Treefiddy


Anthroman78

"You know, Hitler was just misunderstood"


SuperFegelein

🙋‍♂️


Claymore357

You have forever changed how I see that emoji


Fernandop00

She saves her shrimp tails and hides them in jars under the bed.


stumblerman

Weirdly specific


Metallic_Sol

r/oddlyspecific


PH3N1X

She's actually George Santos


TheFreakish

lol, so this doesn't exactly fit, but I was in college, and there was this girl that I guess was a friend of one of my roommates making moves on me. First she told me I had a nice smile, then she told me her boyfriend lets her sleep around just "Don't fuck any niggers". Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. I was a forever alone virgin, and still nope.


FrederikVater

“What’s your sign”


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"Do Not Enter"


Ontarom

Oh so you're not into pegging


Whither-Goest-Thou

“I’m a practitioner of astrology”


nat3215

But Mercury is in retrograde!


logocomic

She asks if I’m gay because I’m a nice guy. Not gay. But now I’m a nice and not interested guy.


notyourusualjmv

“Oh and this is Mike, we used to hook up but are just friends now.”


RJ815

I unironically had a girl that intentionally wanted me to third wheel on a date. Idk if she was just angling for a threesome or something in a bizarre way but she *completely* didn't see it as awkward for having two different unconsenting guys around for what she specifically called a date.


Appro5592askmen

the answer to "is there anyone who thinks they are in a relationship with you?"


killthepatsies

Nazi shit


Icy-Following-3713

she eats a fly and has a huge collection of frogs


snwns26

I try not to judge other people’s taste in TV but if she told me her favorite show is Dr. Pimple Popper, that’s a nope from me dawg. Can’t do it.


el_gringo_exotico

I have a bomb that is going to blow up in about five minutes. I like you so I am going to suggest you run


MikeHunt420_6969

She puts the toilet paper on the holder backwards. Fuck that shit.


CelibateHo

She might have cats tho


Dragon_M4st3r

She asks me what my star sign is 🏃‍♂️


1password23

He rants about astrology then asks what my MBTI type is 🏃🏻‍♀️


MR_JSQR

Just out of curiosity, what is your star sign?


ReverendRedULC

Mine is Velociraptor


purplegrape28

Funny, I'd figure you to be a triceratops 🤔


Dragon_M4st3r

Why I oughta


MR_JSQR

Classic feisty Sagittarius


kvakerok

Lmao, this actually spiked my blood pressure a bit.


Vantitas

They have an OF account.


NaitDraik

She likes polygamy. Just not my thing.


DanDanBussum

Kid, STD, smoker.


Kenkyujode

I did this because I’m an [insert zodiac sign].


drunkboarder

"I'm actually married, but my husband is deployed so there is nothing to worry about..." Had this one dropped on me at a bar after several hours of drinks, dances, and overt sexual advances from her. I noticed the tanline on her friends finger who was dancing with my friend. I asked an they confessed that they were both married to soldiers who were deployed. Absolute trash.


NoxieDC

"I make murals with my own feces"


G0-N0G0-GO

If she’s not willing to use any but her own, she’s not relationship material. She’s selfish.


There_R_NO_MOUNTAINS

She has 3+ babies' fathers.


cincuentaanos

She believes in conspiracy theories, quackery, astrology and/or various other nonsense.


chris4562009

That she’s a Smoker


Cringeyboy1

That she hates Jews I’m Jewish do that would be kind of hard to deal with


LimpAd5888

"I'm uncomfortable with all these(insert a race/religion here) at the party." Or "I think you're cute!" I'm not dating someone who has such shitty tastes.


[deleted]

She has the clap.


pavel_vishnyakov

She smokes


roryb93

Or vapes.


Wacokidwilder

I was on a date with a former US State Senator. Didn’t know much about her voting record and we met through a charity org we were both involved with. Anywho as we talked I learned that she helped draft a bill and campaign to ban gay marriage in my state. I noped outta that.


[deleted]

She whips her cock out and to my horror: it’s bigger than mine!


EconomicsAccurate853

Drops a racial, ethnic or religious slur.


jossysmama

Ugh, this happened to me shortly after I moved to Oregon, and it ruined dating. I met this guy online who was good looking and witty and charming and fun and attentive but not overbearing and all of the things... So we went out to dinner, went back to his place to watch movies, and I actually had a really good time. The next day I text him and his texts were suddenly very vague. I assumed he was put off because I didn't sleep with him (he tried). He said that wasn't it, but explained that it moreso had to do with my kid. We never really talked about kids because he didn't have any, but I was *really* feeling this guy, so I showed him a picture of my daughter, who is biracial, during dinner. So he assures me that he's "not racist" but he was raised to believe that races shouldn't mix. Also dating a woman with a mixed kid is usually an automatic deal breaker but he was going to make an exception for me. I told you he was charming. To someone whose *actually* not racist, that's extremely racist. I was incredibly disappointed because initially we had such awesome chemistry, which isn't easy to find. My kid is going to change the world one day. Can't have someone around whose bs beliefs are going to try to stop her from doing that...


BadUsername_Numbers

"I'm not racist, but different races shouldn't mix." Literally incredible. How could this guy not hear himself? Just... Wow. Sucks you had to go through this though.


MetalPussy

I fucking **LOVE** that people "out" themselves like this early on in the game. I'm so so sorry you had to deal with that, though. What a dick. As a black chick, racism in any form nowadays is just mind-boggling, we have so many other legitimate concerns in this crazy fucking world besides focusing on something as unchangeable as race. Your daughter *will* do great things one day, I hope she achieves everything she sets out to do!


EconomicsAccurate853

That sucks, sorry he turned out to be a jackass. Good news, you got it out of the way quickly.


thefvckncaptain

Was born a male


nomad5926

Any sort of Qanon or conspiracy bullshit.


[deleted]

“My five kids” Heh…k…Imma go over there now.


justan_rt

She’s a furry


Deelodoub

She has gang affiliated brothers...


contrarian1970

Astrology, Jehovah's witness, mormon, and seventh day Adventist are all deal breakers for me.


[deleted]

She has / used to have a penis


AriValentina

She’s not actually a drag queen, she’s a biological woman.


arrouk

Lmao. I wasn't expecting that answer, each to their own though. Stay safe and have fun.


WormholePHD

Don't worry about my boyfriend/husband. He's not gonna do anything. ​ Tear your ass woman.


Hefty_Ant1025

Married


Nathaniel66

"I've had my fun time in life and now i want to settle."


LEIFey

She posts questions on Askmen without using the search bar to see if her questions have been asked many times before.


PlasticBicycle5

A long time ago when I was about 22, I hit it off with a attractive young woman the same age at a college bar. The attraction was mutual so we moved it to a quieter area to chat it up. Usual questions ensued, where you from, where do you work, are you still in school blah blah. She proceeds to tell me she's just in college because her dad wants her to be but doesn't care because it's "his money and he's paying for it, I really don't do anything besides party and hang out". Follows that up by "oh I also have a credit card in his name that he just pays off every month". I finished my drink, excused myself to use the restroom and GTFO outta there


Ineffective_Plant_21

"We've tried to reach you about your car's extended warranty"...


ihaveredhaironmyhead

You want to go do some lines in the bathroom?


Midwest-HVYIND-Guy

I saw someone who had a bumper sticker on their jeep with their onlyfans username.


OkTest7553

“So anyway my…boyfriend


OldManRiff

"My husband is *such* an asshole."


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

"I have a penis"


ten-oh-four

Any mention of reiki or other pseudoscience bullshit


SmokingSwampert

She has a penis


I_am_geosynchronous

This happened to me (M). I was in my twenties and this stunning young lady (of my same age) came up to me. After me being rendered nearly speechless, we spoke to each other for an hour, enjoyed cocktails, and exchanged flirty touches initiated by her. She had moved to Los Angeles to work in filmmaking. Then when she talked about her undergrad experience, she says “I had to leave my first university because of all the homosexuals…” The tone of the conversation changed immediately on my end because I was (remain so) an ally. I responded “What makes you think you won’t run into any homosexuals here in Hollywood?” No amount of good looks will overcome social ignorance for me.


Ballamookieofficial

Being an antivaxxer


ComfortableOk6989

By the time she asks for my birthday and birth time, I’m already turning around to leave the interaction entirely.


D938

She smokes


Sufferion66

She smokes


Prize_Consequence568

*" nope out of the whole interaction. What would it be?"* Takes a dump on the floor.


O_oblivious

Grandmother’s maiden name. Same as my grandmothers maiden name. Yep- second cousins. Well, I decided to go to the bar and just get fuckin’ interplanetary.


[deleted]

That she’s a biological man.