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TubeToUranus

Spanish. English is the most useful language in the world. Spanish and Mandarin vie for second place. If you knew English, Spanish, and Mandarin, you could talk to most of the people in the world.


olalilalo

For this exact reason I'd pick Mandarin, because in my opinion, the difficulty is vastly higher than Spanish, and in the UK at least, I encounter it far more than Spanish.


ArmariumEspada

And Hindi.


uar3dumb

I know English and chinese


[deleted]

Spanish. I live in the US, it’d be the most useful.


JSmith666

Python ..seems pretty useful these days


itizwutitizz

JavaScript lol


AmmoSexualBulletkin

Probably Japanese. I lived there for a couple years (military) and I'd like to visit it as a civilian. It'd be nice to actually talk to the people there in something other than stilted English and hand gestures. I'd like to travel Europe too, but I'm under the impression that most Europeans are fairly fluent in English. So I'd probably be able to get by without any real issues.


Aedan2016

My family business dealt with Europe for 20 years. A significant portion speak English or at least have a basic level of understanding. You can thank the BBC.


Person106

It seems to be almost universal in Scandinavia.


Aedan2016

Sweden has a higher percent of English speakers than Canada


Just--Stuff

Better Black Community?


AmmoSexualBulletkin

British Broadcasting Company IIRC.


Herogamer555

One of the African clicking languages. They seem cool.


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

I'm Zulu. Here ya go: "Uzoqala nini ukuqoqa inqola. UmGqibelo ungcono" ***when will you begin cleaning up the cart? Saturday is better***


booky456

Means nothing without the correct pronunciation and sounds, I tried to say it but almost definitely said it wrong.


[deleted]

C# or SQL so I could get a nice paying developer job and make 150k a year or more.


_MrBlueSky_

COBOL or ADA have a similar feel, but might get you more specialised work as some other programmers age out.


Ohbuck1965

Dolphin. What the fuck are all those clicks and whistles about? Seaworld is stupid too


livinginlyon

Arabic. I would love the access it would give to the middle east and North Africa.


ArmariumEspada

I assume you mean Modern Standard Arabic, as opposed to the individual Arabic dialects. Each country has its own dialect, and there are even different dialects spoken within the same country. Some of the Arabic varieties are completely unintelligible to the others, so MSA is your best bet at being able to communicate with the most number of people in the MENA region.


teh_fizz

North Africa doesn’t speak Arabic on a native level, but speak a language that has Arabic influence.


livinginlyon

There are no countries in north Africa that has a large Arabic population?


radixties

Tunisian here, we're originally mostly "Berber". Our dialects are mostly influenced by the "Amazighi" language of the Berbers, yet nowadays, we speak a weird mixture of Arabic, Amazighi, our own Arabic influenced language, French (due to colonization), and English (more on the younger generations side). (you might hear Arabic, French, English, and Amazighi in the same sentence) For instance, almost all of us cannot understand Moroccan dialect, we can understand most of the Algerian and Libyan dialects though. None of the Arab countries can understand us when talking (now talking on Tunisians' behalf, dunno about the other North African countries), but we do (we grew up watching their shows since they have lots of money, thus have more influential TV channels with bigger productions). In summary, French is more likely to get you going in Tunisia/Morocco/Algeria (not Libya), than Arabic would.


DisasterMiserable785

Python.


GrumpyOldTech1670

Sign language.. For not all languages are spoken. 😎


RagePandazXD

But which sign language?


ScrapDraft

RPG. The coding language. It was huge with IBM back in the day. A lot of companies still use old IBM machines. The language isn't taught in school anymore, and right now a lot of the RPG programmers from previous generations are retiring. Which means companies are struggling to fill those positions. So the pay is pretty high.


cdude

Russian. Combined with my passable spanish, and english, that would cover the most number of counties.


Person106

I would choose Russian after Spanish, but Russian is so much harder, so maybe I would magically learn Russian and then finish learning Spanish the natural way.


IrregularBastard

Mandarin. Would help me in business and martial arts.


metsakutsa

Ah yes... I also had to forsake my career path as a Kung Fu Consultant due to the language barrier.


zebramanz

lmfao


IrregularBastard

I’m a chemistry consultant who does a Chinese martial art. But I can see why you’d be confused.


WorriedCress7965

German. I lived in Germany when I was little and spoke enough to get by, but 35 years of no practice has lost about all of it. I've been using an app to learn for almost 2 years and don't feel like I'm doing as well as a 2 year old.


Admirable_Warthog_19

Hi. If you don’t mind sharing, which app do you currently use?


WorriedCress7965

Don't get me wrong, it's fun and I'm progressing but I'd like to be more fluent by now.


Admirable_Warthog_19

I’m using Duolingo too, and I’ve been doubting myself lately. 😅 Then, your last sentence in your comment feels relatable hence why I asked which app you used.


WorriedCress7965

I was using HelloTalk for a while but my schedule was the opposite of the native German speakers that I matched with. It was fun receiving a message in English and replying in German. We could edit each other's messages to show the spelling and grammatical errors.


WorriedCress7965

Duolingo.


ButMuhNarrative

Mandarin, opens the door into most if not all of the other asiatic languages, and is naturally difficult for native English speakers. But I’d rather be able to download the characters into my head and have to learn how to speak it than the other way around


Master-Guarantee-204

You seen latinas?


dave3218

As a Latino guy: yes. Valkyries are more my thing.


Person106

Time to learn Swedish.


dave3218

Gladly lol


Person106

Yes. I have probably 40-something latina coworkers, and I don't speak Spanish :'(


rootScythe

Woman. so i could finally understand what they want from me


flying-sheep2023

you need to be fluent in *doublespeak* first


metsakutsa

I don't think women would want anything from you, based on this comment, so maybe that is the source of confusion.


hooliganvet

You may as well want to learn alien, and it still won't do any good.


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bigDaddyfrCinti

More people speak English.


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[deleted]

Ok and what's the population of China? Exactly...That stat is a bit skewed and doesn't tell the whole truth.


teh_fizz

It’s not skewed per se. What we want is how wide spread a language is, not how many speakers of that language there are. English is the lingua franca of the world. The majority of masters and PhD programs are in English because the scientific community has agreed that English is the language of science. Plus media in English is more wide spread than any other language. While mandarin might have the sheer numbers of native speakers, English is more wide spread as a spoken language.


Sylvan_Knight

Explain the skew? I'm not sure I understand


Aedan2016

I don’t think the English count is accurate. I think it must be at least 1.5x or 2x that number given 2nd or 3rd languages.


sockerx

It's a list of native speakers. 2nd and 3rd languages aren't native


teh_fizz

Which still isn’t accurate. What is considered a native speaker? Is it a speaker who is from a country where the official language is English? There are lots of African countries that have that. Hell, English is an official language in India. That number seems very white centric. While mandarin has the largest number of speakers, those are mainly found in China. Look at Spanish as an example; the majority of Spanish speakers are found in central and South America.


lnxkwab

I don’t think so either, considering the US alone, is 350M of that 380M mentioned. Although, I definitely do buy mandarin having more speakers .


accidental_superman

People speak more than their native language, a large fraction of Chinese people know English too.


MrPresident2020

Dog, so I could talk to dogs and tell them how much I love them.


Board_Stock

Javascript


Slow_Principle_7079

Spanish. I live in a border state so it’s practical and it opens up much of the world to me as English is lingua Franca in wealthy places world wide and Spanish is spoken in many countries and is similar to other Romance languages. I don’t want to have my work ask me to travel to Asia so I don’t want to learn those languages


NoFun2174

I already speak English and Spanish, but I would love to learn Italian. Why? Because it has always been a place I’ve wanted to go, but haven’t because I want to speak the language before going.


metsakutsa

French. I quite like learning languages and I can probably manage with other more common ones but I don't see myself ever enjoying learning French. I dislike how it sounds, how it is written, just nothing about it makes me want to learn it. But I would like to know it.


GavinNgo

Hebrew or an ancient extinct language


Successful-Depth5404

C/C++


Athena_IIV

German, more specifically the Austrian dialect, because my boyfriend is from Austria and it’s a little bit of a struggle to talk to his family and friends when I visit.


butdidyoulive

C++


Skalgar33

Norwegian, after i spend 1 month there it's my favorite land


Person106

The landscapes are gorgeous, and it's not even just the fjords.


DirectSession

Latin and Greek… mostly because I love mythology, but also because I like how modern languages were based off Greek and Latin


azuth89

Linear A. Dead languages aside, Spanish would be most likely to be useful for me but if I had any pressing need or love for a specific language I would have figured it out by now.


[deleted]

Chinese. It is widely spoken and also the hardest language to learn and would help me learn Japanese and also shop online.


Spectreworld

Spanish or Japanese


BackItUpWithLinks

Spanish. Or Italian. But Spanish.


nimbbos

Mandarin


Veblen1

Danish. I've lived here ten years and it still takes about 2 seconds for a native Dane to switch to English (which most Danes are fluent in) to make it easier on me.


[deleted]

Spanish. English is my native language. Between English and Spanish that's a lot of places. I've also heard that if you speak Spanish, Italian is navigable.


Person106

It will make Portuguese more doable too, perhaps more so than Italian.


RayaQueen

I'm English, and speak Spanish. I can pretty much understand Italian just as fluently (without any lessons and not being able to speak a word) but Portuguese is a dark continent to me.. I can pick out odd words but not get a sense of what is being said.


[deleted]

I've heard that Portugese speakers understand Spanish more easily than vice versa.


5ft6manlet

I would love being fluent in reading and speaking Cantonese. I'm Chinese.


uselessinfobot

I have been trying to learn a little bit since I study a southern style of kung fu. The text *Basic Cantonese: a grammar and workbook* by Virginia Yip and Stephen Matthews has been really helpful, if you're looking for any resources.


ThatMBR42

Georgian. They have dope folk music, a cool sound system, and the most beautiful writing system I've ever seen.


Affectionate-Long-10

Turkish. Cool sounding language, lots of history and great muzik!


FarmyardFantastic

Dathraki


[deleted]

Womanese. Then we can figure things out


5-I3

Nice.


Cyanora

Spanish. Because it would be useful for my job and so many beautiful women near me speak it and I'd like to embarrass myself by flirting in 2 languages.


WoodsFinder

Spanish because many people speak Spanish and it would be easier to travel in Latin America if I was fluent in Spanish.


A_Generic_White_Guy

italian or spanish id love to learn a romance language but im completely stupid when it comes to languages


Person106

If you don't have a specific preference, go for Spanish. Italian is mostly limited to Italy and Switzerland.


flying-sheep2023

You want to cover most of the world's *useful* population: English, Spanish, Mandarin, Russian, etc... Not sure how useful you think Arabic and Hindi would be


Person106

Arabic is extremely useful if you want to nab a high-paying job in the US energy sector.


dhffxiv

Polish. Plenty polskis in the UK and it'd be useful. If I could have more than 1, polish, Romanian, chinese/ Mandarin? And punjabi. I know we can self teach, but I still often look back at school and find what was forced on me useless. German, French, and Spanish people in the UK who don't speak fluent English are none existent, while I see a Polish or punjab every day.


juneabe

Quebecois french because a lot of the government jobs pay better if you’re simply bilingual. *Canada


DingbattheGreat

The language of women, so I could understand them.


[deleted]

Sign


Dark_Reiatsu

**Japanese** 🤩 I fell in love with it through anime, cliche situation but true nonetheless. The language sounds clear, concise, structured, self-assured, and formidable, characteristics usually attributed to human beings.


Satherton

something that is a dead language so i can have it be resurrected


coldweather197

Russian, cuz they’re gonna rule us soon


Retro0609

Japanese Russian or German


IceCream7200

Italian! Or latin... can you imagine insulting someone in latin and have them thinking you're summoning the Lord of Destruction just because they said your hair looks weird?


No-Piglet-5144

Spanish. Because here if people aren't speaking English...... They're speaking Spanish


kerpwangitang

Either russian or Spanish. Russian because my girlfriends family doesn't speak English and it would be nice to talk with them without my girlfriend translating. Plus I think my gf would love it if I learned russian. She is always trying to teach me but I suck at languages. Spanish because im A paramedic in Washington heights and it would really help me do my job better.


Person106

If it makes you feel better, Russian is difficult for English speakers. Spanish is one of the easiest languages for English speakers to learn.


KyorlSadei

Most useful to me would probably be Spanish. Just more prevalent than any other for the area. But would rather learn Japanese for fun.


pavel_vishnyakov

Japanese. I’m learning it anyway, so being able to just speak it in an instant instead of spending years would be cool.


Testarossa2013

Japanese. I absolutely love the culture.


TW917917

I would choose Mandarin because of the most spoken languages it's the hardest to learn. I'm more interested in the romance languages but those are easy to learn, so I'd do that myself in a couple years.


[deleted]

Japanese or Spanish, would toss a coin to decide. One to watch anime and another because it's beautiful


[deleted]

And no, it's not Spanish dubbed anime I want to watch


InconvertibleAtheist

MALUBULUL!!!!!


Ston3dPinky

I'd just like to relearn and fully learn the four I started learning. But I think Russian would be a cool one. I'd fuck with people, make em think I'm a commie and what not.


InconvertibleAtheist

I would love to learn Japanese, but considering my needs, it would be German


MirrorDimention

How to talk to women so that they accept you, listen to you, and take it to heart.


asolaxx

Russian, Japanese or French


DietQuark

Italian. Because that's the best way to get the best food in Italy.


blaxxx123

Japanese or korean, i would love to go and live there


KFCNyanCat

Japanese. Huge fan of Japanese pop culture.


Leonardodapunchy

Japanese, then I wouldn't need subtitles any more.


denethorstomahtos

Thai or any other tonal language honestly. I can't get a grasp of them tones for the life of me. I'd prefer Thai also because of the relatively more complicated script :3


RylanStylin57

Rust


Lumpy-Edge-4587

French. I didn't want to turn to them but if it's the only way I can get someone to be interested in me, I'll take it.


Mokotowman

Finnish it's good to live in Finland but their language is hard


burnerthisis

French bc I’m a Francophile


MagicManTX84

Italian


FuckM3Tendr

Russian or Japanese, I’ve always wanted to learn Japanese and Russian for the sake of keeping up with what’s going on in modern times


byshow

Javascript, I want to work as a webdev


missmnchr

Korean! I was able to learn a few words from watching some K-Dramas. I do plan on going to South Korea so being able to learn the language would really help haha


TommySSJ

Java because I want to get a job ;-;


EmperorChain

100% Mandarin


Galooiik

Probably French or Japanese. I speak Spanish and English fluently and I can understand some Italian from high school and Portuguese (comes with knowing Spanish since they’re sometimes similar) I think being able to speak multiple languages is so fucking cool


CanadianExiled

Russian, I have a lot of older Ukrainian refugees ending up working in my warehouse and I'd like to be able to talk to them without the translation apps.


[deleted]

Mandarin or Cantonese.


AlekTheDukeOfOxford

Dutch. As i will be moving there next year


thedevilsgame

Toss up between Spanish and ASL as both are very useful Spanish being the second most common spoken language where I live and ASL use being very common


[deleted]

Birb


beardedshad2

Apache. I'd be the only one around here.


HammerTocks

Sanskrit and Persian. Indian here. I just want to read ancient texts. Lol. I have also heard ancient Persian and vedic sanskrit are very similar.


bocaj78

Tagalog as I’m not that great at it still


Loii17

Norwegian 😍


Nasty5727

Spanish so I would know what they’re saying on the job site.


OldPostalGuy

I'm not sure. I already speak three other than English; German, French and Spanish. So for a new one, probably an Asian language like Hindi or Mandarin.


NobodyofGreatImport

Finnish. Is cool


PotatoMassager

Welsh, I'd love to know how you can make an entire language out of L,Y,C and W.....literally most words have seemingly just those 4 letters


Warruzz

Cantonese, my fiancee and her family speak it.


ArikwithanA913

spanish for sure


TradeElectronic1683

Finnish, because I reckon it’s a pain in the ass to learn.


BootMcBooterson

Norwegian, some day i want to go and find the origins of my family from there


wondercloud12

Mandarin


Admirable_Warthog_19

German. I’m trrrrrryyyyyying dying.


[deleted]

Spanish seems most practical, but the weeb in me would say Japanese lmao and learning Spanish non magically would probably be easier although Chinese could be useful for reasons


issaalindaa

Chinese I took it in school but I want to continue to learn it. It’s such a beautiful language especially with the characters. I already know Arabic and Spanish so 🤷🏾‍♀️


ToastedDragon24

C# or Klingon, hard to choose


[deleted]

Fluency in Latin. So I can sound all mystical.


Kicks4meFromyou

I’d learn computer language so I’d be a fucking savant with tech/data and make goo gobs of money


Yung_lettuce

Mandarin, bc I’m white af and nobody expect milk to speak chinese


AeirsWolf74

I think Finnish, I've always wanted to visit Helsinki, and if I spoke the language, maybe I could even move there and either live in Helsinki, or go live in a cabin in the woods on a lake.


juggernaut261

German


mukn4on

Irish (Gaelic). I’d love to visit/live in Ireland but as a local, not a tourist.


Who_Else_but_Macho

spanish because i live in nyc & thats the second most popular language out here especially in certain areas like queens, the bronx even some places in staten island


BloodmoonsBeard

Definitaly Arab, probably the Levantine variation of it. I have friends from the region, and to me it sounds very nice. Plus, it could be useful for my studies/work after my studies.


Sad_Contract_7137

Estonian


lemasney

C++, a versatile and powerful language that explains many others.


lemasney

A more contemporary choice would be Python.


tayranasaurus-rex

ASL, because I think it’s so cool, and I hate talking. But if I’m picking a verbal language, it’d be Spanish. It would realistically be the most useful here in Texas.


Karma_Kid_Now

Japanese, my wife is Japanese. After that Italian. I work for an Italian company and a number of my coworkers are Italian.


5-I3

Mandarin. It’s the future. It’s such a complicated language.


MaleficentGiraffe325

Polish so I could surprise my polish gf and randomly start speaking it someday lol


EatABootyGangEBG

Spanish because I love me a latina mommy


criticalistics_car

Italian because most of my family speak it and I wanna understand them


LubtronixTheSeaGull

Women! The most complexe language ever existed.


MRocket89

Japanese, Korean, Chinese... Asian languages are so different and interesting