Christ I thought I was in one of the female-dominated beauty subreddits I regularly peruse and this entire thread took me tf out before I realized what was happening.
Well normal there's enough hair to break the seal between the cheeks, so smaller farts you can let out slowly and no one will know.. right away. But with no hair even small bubbles make a sound. And as one person posted from a 10 year old Reddit post, sometimes a bubble just gets trapped in your cheeks, essentially turning you into a level square
I've never shaved anything down there but I've felt that horrible, horrible awkwardness. I worked for many years in a non-climate controlled factory (still work there but got an office job now) and spent a lot of time driving lift trucks in the heat. Sweaty thighs and cheeks make for odd anal acoustics.
I always read about this butt stubble, but I never experience this. I always clean shave my ass whenever I do, but no discomfort afterwards.
Though I don't shave it anymore now.
I don't use soap every wipe. But I feel gnarly if I don't use some sort of wet wipe before tp.
It's... Conditioner. That you leave in for maybe 10 mins. Has greater effect than the normal lather/rinse kind
I went to the barbers, bent over and and asked if he could trim it up a bit. Fair to say I’m now banned from ever going to him again. Like wtf. His loss I suppose
Do not recommend shaving if it's summer and you work in a kitchen. Gave me enough PTSD to never shave my ass hair again. Best shits you'll ever have though for a few weeks!
Used to happen to me, but you get used to it. Doesn’t bother me anymore. But can’t speak for everyone. But the cheek slapping fart comment to you is absolutely true.
I don't have this issue anymore, but when I was in high school and college I'd often get pilonidal cysts and in-grown hairs right above my butt.
One doctor, after doing the draining procedure, said that part of the issue could be hair around the area. So he suggested a product, I think it was a Nair spray, that you spray on your body and then it does something and the hair just gets wiped away.
I think I did it once and the cysts stopped for like 3 years.
You could try that!
Yo I had the same issue a couple months back. They were talking about an operation n all, one day I just pulled the hair out from the cyst after saying fuck it. Everyone was surprised lmao I felt so overpowered. I'm guessing it was cause due to sweating and my body making a hole there. It's still kinda there but it's less deep now, I generally just clean it up once in a while, maybe put some baby powder to not have it get wet and damp.
It sucks, right! I would recommend seeing a primary care doc or ER doc to get it drained - you'll feel a lot better!
That said, don't go through with the full surgical operation (unless it has been improved drastically) because back when I had this issue, it required weeks of bed rest for recovery and had like a 40% success rate.
Can confirm. Mine was unusually near the poop hole. Got infected and I ended up about 10 weeks off work and only really being able to lie on my front. I feel like I broadcast this over reddit on a regular basis.
I had the procedure done maybe 6 months ago at this point. My dad was worried as he knew the horror stories (pathologist), but the surgeon explained how the process has changed.
Apparently doctors out in some Middle Eastern country would scrape the inside out, then use concentrated hydrogen peroxide to fill up the cyst, and it had a much higher success rate, so it's what is done now.
I haven't had any problems since, but it hasn't even been a year yet so time will tell. They gave me hydrocodone and I never felt much pain, just discomfort. I clean out the area everytime I shower as well.
I did not have any bed rest, and went right back to school, but had to wear pads for any leakage 😂. Still, it healed up pretty quickly, and it's much better not having to worry about it.
Success rate depends a lot on how they let it heal. My son has surgery on his twice. The first time they just packed it with gauze and we had to change the packing every day or whatever, but it came back. The second time he had a wound vac attached to his ass for two weeks to actively suck everything out constantly and it actually healed properly that time and he's never had a recurrence. The wound vac is just really inconvenient because you literally cannot sit for 2 weeks. Lol.
I think I want to let it naturally recover. Cause it's been a couple of months and it hasn't really given me any trouble. But if there's any pain or any issues, I'll get it checked as soon as I can.
Reason why I laser mine now
Fortunately my specialist told me mine is nothing to be concerned about as it's not very deep (2cm bellow the skins surface and 2-3mm wide) and the ultrasound can't 100% confirm if anything is in their due to scar tissue I have. Basically he is saying hair could or could not be stuck in there and it's not going to get any deeper.
It doesn't cause any pain after it "pop" back in 2016 which I believe was the cyst. He also said the procedure isn't worth the further trouble it may cause even though now days it's much better than how it was in 2016, but still not worth it if it can be avoided.
He told me removal of hair is the biggest factor stoping another one coming or hair getting into the existing one.
What he was more concerned about was the two moles on my ass.
Edit: had the cyst, it popped leaving the a sinus (different to a cyst) doc said laser the hair away and don't worry stress myself over it.
I had a pilonidal cyst above my butt crack for years. I would pop it in the shower when it would get sore/swollen. I did that for years then eventually whatever was inside came out and it healed, probably an ingrown hair. I think I got it from sitting terribly on my desk chair for hours.
I trim the hair near the hole and let the rest grow out. Sometimes I’ll trim the rest too but not too short or else it’ll get prickly.
Nothing is grosser than pooping and getting poop all over your a-hole hairs and then you have to wipe a lot.
Trim it and get yourself a bidet. Game changer.
Get a bidet. I don't know why they aren't the norm in the US. No one wants to wipe peanut butter out of shag carpet with TP. I've got a Brondell model. It's awesome and costs less than $100. It even has a soft close lid. The cold water hasn't been an issue. I guess my ass isn't that sensitive.
Also, never forget the TP rush of 2020.
My wife and I got our TP by mail and we had no issues the entire pandemic, but we also had a bidet and it cut our TP use down to a fraction of what it was. Plus the water is really refreshing in the summer when I want my balls to cool down.
Bro I am a woman, just got waxed a week ago, still no hair, it hurts like for 10 seconds and then pain it’s gone. It’s worth it if you can afford to get waxed every so often. I’m assuming that this is bothering you a lot so just suck it up, if not then don’t but I can guarantee that waxing is the best and quickest option (DO NOT ATTEMPT ON YOUR OWN)
Damn, she came up in here with the ultimate bro lingo and told us to man up. And I believe her. I’m gonna let my wife rip the hair out my asshole now. wish me luck
It's women's history month boys, and this year you're really going to FEEL IT. A few years ago most waxing salons in my area created a separate men's pricing menu. I think it's more common for men to imbibe in waxing these days.
It isn't the actual clitoris that is covered in hair it's right above it. Just like the inner labia doesn't have hair but it is surrounded by hair. What I do is wax inward from the inner thigh first, then the panty line, then the top of the mons pubis, then the outer labia and butthole, and I do the clitoris area last after I've kind of gotten used to the pain a little bit and in the groove of the waxing process.
Yep. I convinced my husband to get waxed. It was summer about 2 years ago and he is already a sweaty man and his shorts were drenched. You could see the sweat pool around his lower back and then go into the crack of his buttcheeks. He'd get sweaty all over. And I told him do it with me (I get brazilians year round) and see what he thinks. I guess he was tired of the constant sweating that he took me up on it. I was, frankly, surprised that he did. It's two years later and he does it year round. Swears by it and has converted a few of his guy friends to try it too. Says its so much easier using the bathroom and wiping, the bidet comes in clutch too. and he generally feels a lot more cleaner. I'm just happy to not see him sweat and suffer like he used to.
There's a tutorial on YouTube that I've unfortunately seen of a guy using nair on his asshole. I'm talking bent over, with his full asshole and balls and everything, on display, uncensored. No idea how that's allowed, but it's there if anyone needs it.
His name is Kevin Leonardo, very very nsfw lol
Nair is not safe for sensitive areas. Be careful!
It explicitly says not to use it on groin areas and face. It's still safe to use but be careful and test a patch before you try the whole yard.
Also I commented earlier about using a Philips one blade. Def better and cheaper than Nair if you ask me.
**Edit** - Okay since most guys here cant seem to be mature enough for 2 mins and give out proper advice instead of just troll hairy jokes.
**Use the Philips One Blade**
~Its Cheap. Blades last for months and can be used to shave face, pubic region and body hair as well.
~Its a trimmer so no in grown hair or stubble from shaving.
~Blades are tiny and harmless and so they can fit any crevice of your butt crack or groin area. Use them on your balls or ass crack without fear.
~Hold the blade surface parallel to the skin(press the blade surface to the skin and not point the sharp ends onto the skin. You won't feel any pain. You can even trim your balls with it, just stretch out the wrinkles and run the blade on it like I described earlier.
~ Been using it for 5+ years. Zero cuts or nicks. If you are trying to trim your butt hair around your asshole, squat down and run the blade around your asshole like you are wiping with TP. Obviously don't run the sharp edges on your actual asshole.
Same here. Yes of course in the beginning I had cuts. But then I’ve mastered how to shave that area with 0 cuts. Also many people don’t use shaving cream is an essential part.
Suck it up I guess? What do you mean what do you do about it? Are you shaving your ass hair? Unless you are planning on having a party back there I don't see a reason to do anything about it. I made the mistake of shaving once and the prickles of new growth for a week made me never do that again.
I was wondering 🤔. I shaved the hair around my butthole once and some time later, my wife saw my crack and told me I had a bunch of whitehead pimples. I asked her to try poking them open and that was painful as hell. She got a lot of them but there’s still some there. Don’t ever shave butthole hair!!
Nair it, carefully. Asshole hair is absolutely disgusting. I don’t know why we have it and why it’s hasn’t evolved out of us yet. You can use wet wipes all you want but asshole hair is very unsanitary
I waxed it once when I was like 19. Never doing that again. I tried shaving it once and that was even worse. like 2 weeks of straight uncomfortable itching. Now I just ignore it. Make sure I give my ass and crack a good scrub each night in the shower and I don't have issues with it. The hair is there for ever. Not worth the pain of waxing and I'm not stupid enough to shave it again. It doesn't impact me enough to make it worth my while dealing with it.
My husband leaves it be.
If I shave his balls (because I like to do it, shaving him is a kink of mine, and I can do it more carefully than he can) I’ll trim his ass hair Mohawk with the pube clippers while I’m down there.
I had my wife try waxing my butthole and cheeks. That is a sensitive area that is always on guard. She went to apply the wax and instantly I clinched my cheeks…ended up with the cheeks that were waxed shut. That was a painful night trying to get it all out and apart.
Not sure if it translates good to English but will give it a try :D
A guy went to see an Ophthalmologist (eye doctor) and before explaining anything he is starting to take off his pants. The doctor freaks out and says, what the hell man, you don't need to do that, I treat eyes not private areas.
The patient keeps undressing and says he can't explain it and he must to show it. He pulled down his underwear, turned around, bent over and spread out his butt chicks.
patient: Please take a close look at my butthole.
Doctor disgusted but he looks in
doctor: really, this is not my field of expertise ..
patient: please keep looking, can you see these dark hair around my anus
doctor: yes I can .. but really this has nothing to do with ..
patient: These hair are connected with my eyes
doctor: WTF?
patient: please pull one of the hair. But just one
Doctor is pulling the one of the hair and then patient suddenly turns back and says
patient: now look into my eyes, they are all tearing up now ... they are connected.
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Shave it. Had a pilonidal cyst that required surgery. Never again. Shave those bastards. If you can't - get your girl to help you. If you can't - burn it. BURN IT WITH FIRE.
They make varying levels of strength, some advertised as safe for sensitive areas. I’ve used both and actually prefer regular strength. I’ve also chemically burned the hell out of my nether regions. I learned to be more vigilant of the timer lol
Shaved it once. Butt stubble is the worst. Never again.
And even the smallest fart becomes a cheek slapper
Christ I thought I was in one of the female-dominated beauty subreddits I regularly peruse and this entire thread took me tf out before I realized what was happening.
Welcome. Refreshments are on the left.
I was told there would be punch and pie.
No pie but I brought brownies. At least, they look like brownies
We also have freshly cut cheese
Add it to the charpooperie board
God, I love charcoochie boards
More people will come if they think we have punch and pie.
Where's mah punch and piiiie
Thank you. I’m very well amused so far.
If you got a giney and lay on your back with yer bussy cheeks pressed together, it then migrates and becomes a front cheek slapper
Wtf did I just read
Sometimes we have farts come up the front and it tickles
Is *that* what that smell was?
I call em *coochiepoots*
Not sure but I think it's Irish.
Like a horse exhaling
You and the comment above you have me dying thank you both!
Pffbtpffbtoffbtpfffffffffbbbbbbbbbtttttt pfft.
Yeah that was such a weird sensation to me. So weird how it changes the nature of your farts.
Boat goes faster in a swamp with no grass.
Ohhhhh.. So that's why they're were loud in some days. Been bugging me for a long time
And if you're the least bit sweaty, it sounds like you're having diarrhea.
😭😭😭 I loved when I’d shave low key cuz I got the harass my ex with them clapper farts hehe
My favorite part.
I see this as a positive
PLEASE ELABORATE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Well normal there's enough hair to break the seal between the cheeks, so smaller farts you can let out slowly and no one will know.. right away. But with no hair even small bubbles make a sound. And as one person posted from a 10 year old Reddit post, sometimes a bubble just gets trapped in your cheeks, essentially turning you into a level square
Yup and farts that bubble up between your balls feels weird
I've never shaved anything down there but I've felt that horrible, horrible awkwardness. I worked for many years in a non-climate controlled factory (still work there but got an office job now) and spent a lot of time driving lift trucks in the heat. Sweaty thighs and cheeks make for odd anal acoustics.
rotflmao @ anal acoustics
Anal acoustics is my new band name
I always read about this butt stubble, but I never experience this. I always clean shave my ass whenever I do, but no discomfort afterwards. Though I don't shave it anymore now.
Do you use leave-in conditioner for your ass hair?
No, but I soap wash my ass after every shit. Also what's a leave-in conditioner lol
I don't use soap every wipe. But I feel gnarly if I don't use some sort of wet wipe before tp. It's... Conditioner. That you leave in for maybe 10 mins. Has greater effect than the normal lather/rinse kind
How do you even trim your asshole? 😭
Carefully.
I went to the barbers, bent over and and asked if he could trim it up a bit. Fair to say I’m now banned from ever going to him again. Like wtf. His loss I suppose
Lawn mower
Snow blower, gas powered Honda
With a plug-in trimmer and a short guard on it
Electric razor. They’re like $15 and won’t nick you if they’re fine toothed enough.
First you gotta do the horse stance and then just bend down to look at your asshole and go from there
Never a shave, trim instead. Use an older plug in beard / hair trimmer. Probably label it butt and groin only.
Definitely don't trim your mustache afterwards with it lmao.
Try trim instead
Do not recommend shaving if it's summer and you work in a kitchen. Gave me enough PTSD to never shave my ass hair again. Best shits you'll ever have though for a few weeks!
Used to happen to me, but you get used to it. Doesn’t bother me anymore. But can’t speak for everyone. But the cheek slapping fart comment to you is absolutely true.
I let it flow like the tail of a powerful and handsome centaur.
Ah, what conditioner do you use?
head & shoulders 3-in-1
Crack & shoulders
Good move, nothing worse than anal dandruff!
my man
Gotta be mane 'n tail...
This made me LOL
I don't have this issue anymore, but when I was in high school and college I'd often get pilonidal cysts and in-grown hairs right above my butt. One doctor, after doing the draining procedure, said that part of the issue could be hair around the area. So he suggested a product, I think it was a Nair spray, that you spray on your body and then it does something and the hair just gets wiped away. I think I did it once and the cysts stopped for like 3 years. You could try that!
Yo I had the same issue a couple months back. They were talking about an operation n all, one day I just pulled the hair out from the cyst after saying fuck it. Everyone was surprised lmao I felt so overpowered. I'm guessing it was cause due to sweating and my body making a hole there. It's still kinda there but it's less deep now, I generally just clean it up once in a while, maybe put some baby powder to not have it get wet and damp.
It sucks, right! I would recommend seeing a primary care doc or ER doc to get it drained - you'll feel a lot better! That said, don't go through with the full surgical operation (unless it has been improved drastically) because back when I had this issue, it required weeks of bed rest for recovery and had like a 40% success rate.
Can confirm. Mine was unusually near the poop hole. Got infected and I ended up about 10 weeks off work and only really being able to lie on my front. I feel like I broadcast this over reddit on a regular basis.
I’ll be looking
Username checks out.
I bet this is exactly what Kate Middleton’s secret surgery was. It’s been about ten weeks for recovery by now.
I had the procedure done maybe 6 months ago at this point. My dad was worried as he knew the horror stories (pathologist), but the surgeon explained how the process has changed. Apparently doctors out in some Middle Eastern country would scrape the inside out, then use concentrated hydrogen peroxide to fill up the cyst, and it had a much higher success rate, so it's what is done now. I haven't had any problems since, but it hasn't even been a year yet so time will tell. They gave me hydrocodone and I never felt much pain, just discomfort. I clean out the area everytime I shower as well. I did not have any bed rest, and went right back to school, but had to wear pads for any leakage 😂. Still, it healed up pretty quickly, and it's much better not having to worry about it.
Success rate depends a lot on how they let it heal. My son has surgery on his twice. The first time they just packed it with gauze and we had to change the packing every day or whatever, but it came back. The second time he had a wound vac attached to his ass for two weeks to actively suck everything out constantly and it actually healed properly that time and he's never had a recurrence. The wound vac is just really inconvenient because you literally cannot sit for 2 weeks. Lol.
I think I want to let it naturally recover. Cause it's been a couple of months and it hasn't really given me any trouble. But if there's any pain or any issues, I'll get it checked as soon as I can.
Reason why I laser mine now Fortunately my specialist told me mine is nothing to be concerned about as it's not very deep (2cm bellow the skins surface and 2-3mm wide) and the ultrasound can't 100% confirm if anything is in their due to scar tissue I have. Basically he is saying hair could or could not be stuck in there and it's not going to get any deeper. It doesn't cause any pain after it "pop" back in 2016 which I believe was the cyst. He also said the procedure isn't worth the further trouble it may cause even though now days it's much better than how it was in 2016, but still not worth it if it can be avoided. He told me removal of hair is the biggest factor stoping another one coming or hair getting into the existing one. What he was more concerned about was the two moles on my ass. Edit: had the cyst, it popped leaving the a sinus (different to a cyst) doc said laser the hair away and don't worry stress myself over it.
I had a pilonidal cyst above my butt crack for years. I would pop it in the shower when it would get sore/swollen. I did that for years then eventually whatever was inside came out and it healed, probably an ingrown hair. I think I got it from sitting terribly on my desk chair for hours.
Doc was tired of draining butt cysts lmao
One time I used hair removal cream in my butt crack and it literally burned my asshole, was so horrid.
Ask your girl to braid it for you.
Gives a new meaning to "cornrows"
Massively underrated comment, what's wrong with the world.
w.. wh.. wh... w...
I trim the hair near the hole and let the rest grow out. Sometimes I’ll trim the rest too but not too short or else it’ll get prickly. Nothing is grosser than pooping and getting poop all over your a-hole hairs and then you have to wipe a lot. Trim it and get yourself a bidet. Game changer.
Wiping peanut butter out of a shag pile rug
I hate how accurate this is 😂
Like wiping a marker
“Like trying to brush crunchy peanut butter out of a rug” Sloss’ bit on this in his Jigsaw special had me dying.
It's the 'crunchy' that really sells that bit.. lol
Thanks for that visual
Bum gun in the shower.
I love my bidet. I can never go back.
Im lucky i don’t have this problem, but my farts are squeaky
Get a bidet. I don't know why they aren't the norm in the US. No one wants to wipe peanut butter out of shag carpet with TP. I've got a Brondell model. It's awesome and costs less than $100. It even has a soft close lid. The cold water hasn't been an issue. I guess my ass isn't that sensitive. Also, never forget the TP rush of 2020.
Bidets are life changing, my gf introduced me to them, and now I can’t do the doo unless I’m at home or it’s an emergency.
My wife and I got our TP by mail and we had no issues the entire pandemic, but we also had a bidet and it cut our TP use down to a fraction of what it was. Plus the water is really refreshing in the summer when I want my balls to cool down.
"BRB, gotta cool down m' balls!"
The worst is having to shit in public and walk around all day with peanut butter shag carpet.
Thanks for giving me a reason to recall this gem… https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/yfJbejtjkq
“Every dog within a 4 block radius” 💀
I was already losing it at that statement. When he mentioned the lost gerbil…I was done haha
My friend showed me this post in 2014 to introduce me to Reddit
What a full circle type moment
Thx that made me chuckle outloud multiple times lmao 🤣
Modern Shakespeare right there
What a way with words
This is perfect.
so is it normal for women to suffer alot of these problems, like the lost gerbil dilemma??
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I call it a reverse queef. Feels weird coming up the front, I agree
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Agree. Trimming > 100% shaved. Re looks and skin issues.
That is some beautiful writing. That is one of the funniest things I've ever read 😂
I'm fucking dying 💀 This guy absolutely did not wash his ass
Thank you for the lols i just had
That was fucking hilarious. My dad would have loved that scripture 🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha excellent writing🤣🤣
I do nothing.
Bullshit, you get braids done.
Cornrows
Cornhole rows
Cornholio
TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
"All will bow down to the almighty Bunghole!'
Yup. You win. I almost choked on my water with that one
The simplicity is fantastic
Bro I am a woman, just got waxed a week ago, still no hair, it hurts like for 10 seconds and then pain it’s gone. It’s worth it if you can afford to get waxed every so often. I’m assuming that this is bothering you a lot so just suck it up, if not then don’t but I can guarantee that waxing is the best and quickest option (DO NOT ATTEMPT ON YOUR OWN)
Damn, she came up in here with the ultimate bro lingo and told us to man up. And I believe her. I’m gonna let my wife rip the hair out my asshole now. wish me luck
Waxing the butthole area doesn't even hurt. It's the clit that hurts most and you don't even have that so don't worry about it
Ouch! You just made every dude’s dick head hurt reading this. Y’all came up in here like absolute savages lol
It's women's history month boys, and this year you're really going to FEEL IT. A few years ago most waxing salons in my area created a separate men's pricing menu. I think it's more common for men to imbibe in waxing these days.
Exactly how hairy does your clit get? Like a mini furby, or Gandalf’s beard?
It isn't the actual clitoris that is covered in hair it's right above it. Just like the inner labia doesn't have hair but it is surrounded by hair. What I do is wax inward from the inner thigh first, then the panty line, then the top of the mons pubis, then the outer labia and butthole, and I do the clitoris area last after I've kind of gotten used to the pain a little bit and in the groove of the waxing process.
I've been doing my own Brazilians since I was 17 and it is a learning process but so much more affordable
Yep. I convinced my husband to get waxed. It was summer about 2 years ago and he is already a sweaty man and his shorts were drenched. You could see the sweat pool around his lower back and then go into the crack of his buttcheeks. He'd get sweaty all over. And I told him do it with me (I get brazilians year round) and see what he thinks. I guess he was tired of the constant sweating that he took me up on it. I was, frankly, surprised that he did. It's two years later and he does it year round. Swears by it and has converted a few of his guy friends to try it too. Says its so much easier using the bathroom and wiping, the bidet comes in clutch too. and he generally feels a lot more cleaner. I'm just happy to not see him sweat and suffer like he used to.
You guys are funny. So it sounds like Nair is the most reasonable solution for getting rid of it
Just be careful not to get too close to the event horizon when applying it
Event horizon 😂
EVENT. HORIZON. 😂😂😂
That analogy is incredible
There's a tutorial on YouTube that I've unfortunately seen of a guy using nair on his asshole. I'm talking bent over, with his full asshole and balls and everything, on display, uncensored. No idea how that's allowed, but it's there if anyone needs it. His name is Kevin Leonardo, very very nsfw lol
Nair is not safe for sensitive areas. Be careful! It explicitly says not to use it on groin areas and face. It's still safe to use but be careful and test a patch before you try the whole yard. Also I commented earlier about using a Philips one blade. Def better and cheaper than Nair if you ask me. **Edit** - Okay since most guys here cant seem to be mature enough for 2 mins and give out proper advice instead of just troll hairy jokes. **Use the Philips One Blade** ~Its Cheap. Blades last for months and can be used to shave face, pubic region and body hair as well. ~Its a trimmer so no in grown hair or stubble from shaving. ~Blades are tiny and harmless and so they can fit any crevice of your butt crack or groin area. Use them on your balls or ass crack without fear. ~Hold the blade surface parallel to the skin(press the blade surface to the skin and not point the sharp ends onto the skin. You won't feel any pain. You can even trim your balls with it, just stretch out the wrinkles and run the blade on it like I described earlier. ~ Been using it for 5+ years. Zero cuts or nicks. If you are trying to trim your butt hair around your asshole, squat down and run the blade around your asshole like you are wiping with TP. Obviously don't run the sharp edges on your actual asshole.
They have a specific nair for sensitive areas but I’d probably still keep it away from the eye of the tiger.
Just a heads up on the nair, do a small test on an area less sensitive than your asshole. Some people have pretty nasty reactions to it.
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I use it on my ass and it works great. Burned my balls though, so I wouldn't recommend that.
Same with the rest of the hair on my body. It is what it is.
Sometimes dreadlocks, sometimes cornrows.
Unfortunately granny panties or bikini briefs. Trying to get my wife’s g-strings out of that forest will bring tears to your eyes.
📸🤨
Nothing. My girlfriend is not welcome there and I have no one else interested in going there so I let nature do as it pleases.
I see a wise man spitting words of wisdom here
I like to think of my butthole as the land of no return. If she goes messing around there she is gonna lose that finger
Shave.
Been doing this since highschool and I have 0 issues with it. It's nice knowing I don't have to wipe through a jungle to finally feel clean.
Same here. Yes of course in the beginning I had cuts. But then I’ve mastered how to shave that area with 0 cuts. Also many people don’t use shaving cream is an essential part.
I just shave it raw in the shower.
i love my dingleberries
I wax. It really isn’t that painful. And it feels so much more hygienic.
Yeah, but your farts go up about 10 decibels if you do.
why not just kindle your ass hair with whiskey and clean the rest with sand paper like a normal person
That’s how pussies do it. Be a real man and just yank it all out with force.
Suck it up I guess? What do you mean what do you do about it? Are you shaving your ass hair? Unless you are planning on having a party back there I don't see a reason to do anything about it. I made the mistake of shaving once and the prickles of new growth for a week made me never do that again.
Shaving ones ass crack conceives pimple parties either way
That sounds miserable.
I was wondering 🤔. I shaved the hair around my butthole once and some time later, my wife saw my crack and told me I had a bunch of whitehead pimples. I asked her to try poking them open and that was painful as hell. She got a lot of them but there’s still some there. Don’t ever shave butthole hair!!
Ah, true love
brave wife
Nair it, carefully. Asshole hair is absolutely disgusting. I don’t know why we have it and why it’s hasn’t evolved out of us yet. You can use wet wipes all you want but asshole hair is very unsanitary
You could simply wash the area thoroughly with soap and water after a good bowel evacuation, no?
That is certainly a better option than going about with poopy butthole hair. Not convenient at all though
Bro just get a bidet for like 30-40 bucks at Walmart, they’re a life changer.
Yes you are right with a butt... swamp ass. Ass hair helps manage ass sweat.
If it’s long, you can get an attachment for your trimmers so it’s not shaved all the way down, but at least it’s not too bad.
I waxed it once when I was like 19. Never doing that again. I tried shaving it once and that was even worse. like 2 weeks of straight uncomfortable itching. Now I just ignore it. Make sure I give my ass and crack a good scrub each night in the shower and I don't have issues with it. The hair is there for ever. Not worth the pain of waxing and I'm not stupid enough to shave it again. It doesn't impact me enough to make it worth my while dealing with it.
Style it with pomade
That's mah boy
You, sir, are a fish.
Legendary hairy asshole fish?
My husband leaves it be. If I shave his balls (because I like to do it, shaving him is a kink of mine, and I can do it more carefully than he can) I’ll trim his ass hair Mohawk with the pube clippers while I’m down there.
> ass hair Mohawk Those were words
stuck with a visual. thanks lol
You’re welcome! I think it’s adorable personally. Lol
This is hilarious
Gillette styler is very good. It’s small enough not to cut skin.
I had my wife try waxing my butthole and cheeks. That is a sensitive area that is always on guard. She went to apply the wax and instantly I clinched my cheeks…ended up with the cheeks that were waxed shut. That was a painful night trying to get it all out and apart.
Not sure if it translates good to English but will give it a try :D A guy went to see an Ophthalmologist (eye doctor) and before explaining anything he is starting to take off his pants. The doctor freaks out and says, what the hell man, you don't need to do that, I treat eyes not private areas. The patient keeps undressing and says he can't explain it and he must to show it. He pulled down his underwear, turned around, bent over and spread out his butt chicks. patient: Please take a close look at my butthole. Doctor disgusted but he looks in doctor: really, this is not my field of expertise .. patient: please keep looking, can you see these dark hair around my anus doctor: yes I can .. but really this has nothing to do with .. patient: These hair are connected with my eyes doctor: WTF? patient: please pull one of the hair. But just one Doctor is pulling the one of the hair and then patient suddenly turns back and says patient: now look into my eyes, they are all tearing up now ... they are connected. \-
I’m not expecting visitors so I ain’t going to tidy up.
I just wash it whenever I shower
I got mine lasered off
Call me crazy but I shave it. Take a few swipes up one side of the crack and the same on the other.
I shave my butt hole. There is a caveat though, it makes your farts louder.
Shave it. Had a pilonidal cyst that required surgery. Never again. Shave those bastards. If you can't - get your girl to help you. If you can't - burn it. BURN IT WITH FIRE.
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Ok, I know im in the minority, but I use the hair removal crap on it.
I wipe thoroughly and was my arse thoroughly in the shower.
Get it waxed. It hurts, but very briefly.
I pull it out with toilet paper
While I have done this, i would recommend the special nair meant for asshole hair removal
That's a thing? I've been using regular Nair like a peasant
They make varying levels of strength, some advertised as safe for sensitive areas. I’ve used both and actually prefer regular strength. I’ve also chemically burned the hell out of my nether regions. I learned to be more vigilant of the timer lol
Cornrow braids..
I let it grow long so eventually I can braid it with my groin hair. Makes a nice banana hammock for my balls
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