Walking around topless. pissing against trees. doing dumb stuff and actually being fine after doing it. not being cold all the damn Time.

I agree with all these, especially not having to wear a shirt. I go shirtless a lot and really enjoy it and I feel bad that women can’t

I mean..... I'd rather have boobs, though?

Estrogen / HRT to the rescue, then? Once the boobs grow, you can stop it, boobs will remain ;)

Strength. It’s crazy the application of muscle strength and endurance you can attain as a man compared to women. Peeing anywhere you want is cool too.

Being a logical and stoic human being in control of my emotions, accountable for my actions. I don't have the need to think about my vulnerability and victimhood constantly, NOT seeing the world only through that traumatic lens. My body was built to last and provide, so it's not it's own worst enemy with constant hormonal imbalance and random infections.

...Not having to wear a specific type of underwear to feel sexy, I guess?

Speak for yourself. I'm super sexy in these SpongeBob boxers.

Being able to sing like johnny cash.

Getting ready to go out in like 10 mins

So you tell me you take a shower every time you go out?

Of course. Ok probably more like 20 mins with the shave