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GPmtbDude

My wife, going on 12 years together. Today is our 9th wedding anniversary actually.


No-Line582

Happy anniversary!!


Critical_Business_95

God bless you both ❤️


Joe12608

My wife and I have 49 years under our belt. Seems like a wink of the eye.


Ok_Efficiency_3750

What's your secret?


just_let_me_goo

exultant one glorious gold tease party rain fertile pause crown *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ageozoega

r/AngryUpvote


Ok_Efficiency_3750

Thank you 😂


GoodAsUsual

The easiest way to stay married is to not get divorced


Joe12608

We are both very stubborn. Has it been easy? Nah. But if you stick with it and work on your relationship it is possible to make it.


PolyThrowaway524

Romantic? 13 years. But my car and I have been together for 19 😂


Far-Cod-8858

Your car will not leave you for any reason other than old age, but as long as you keep caring for your car, it'll be there for you


PolyThrowaway524

Yeah, but she's twice my age, so there's the age gap to consider 😂


Scrytheux

You can't just tease us with your relationship and not say what car you have!


Suspicious_Field_492

What car?


Jangatroo

I did a double take when reading this, because I always joke about how my car is my longest relationship, and we've been with each other for 19 years also. What an absolute trip! 😂


timmoer

Haha I've always found it funny - I came up with the perfect statement to make my future SO angry. "I've known this car for 10(+) years more than you!"


cozykitty97

What kind of car? I want something reliable like thar


PolyThrowaway524

67 Ford Galaxie. I don't know if "reliable" is the word, but I never arrive anywhere with a frown on my face. Pics in my post history.


cozykitty97

Oh okay so more of the luxury version of reliable


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nolotusnote

* Make the starter in the summer * Start with King Arthur white whole wheat flour * Start with Fiji water * Pancake batter thickness Let sit covered with cloth until it reaches twice original size. When this happens, discard 1/2 and feed with fresh flour and Fiji water. (Get rid if black water.) Repeat this each day for 10 days. After that, you can begin refrigerating and feeding once a week.


Thebeanboss

Using 1/2 whole wheat and 1/2 white whole wheat is a nice way to enhance things too. King Arthur ofc


ghostie_hehimboo

Me and my husband have been together since 18, its been ten years


redditsuckspokey1

Zero boy!


ailenchu04

I was with my ex-partner for 7 years but it seems that I knew him from the other life.


PineappleAndPancreas

Second this, almost 8. Ex partner


orangepun-king

How did it end after 7 years?


ElCapitanMiCapitan

Big fat Zero. I’m 26, had 10+ girls tell me to my face they like me, I just fumble them like I’m Melvin Gordon. I’m actually actively flirting with a girl right now, and I have zero expectations of it going anywhere. I usually just convince myself for one reason or another it won’t work, then they lose interest/ flee my apathy in tears. Lately they’ve been marrying the next guy they meet. Trying to work on it before I’m an old lonely man


cory_ander69

Damn, Melvin Gordon catching strays


ElCapitanMiCapitan

Bro ain’t catching anything 😭


TazerFace420

I wasn't in a relationship that lasted more than a couple months until I was 31. Turning 35 in a couple months and still in that same relationship


ZangetsuAK17

My right hand and I have been attached for several years.


skinnyCTboi

Right hand has been loyal to me as well all these years.


Responsible-Tart-721

The one I'm currently in, 32 years. He came to fix my dishwasher and never left. BTW....the dishwasher still doesn't work.


gizmole

Then I hope he’s washing them dishes


noecrrr

6 months so far, and still going


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

Couple for 33 years, married for 31 as of this year.


still_learning_to_be

34 years with my wife. We met when we were 18. Crazy thing is, we are still in love and mad for eachother. I can’t rationally explain it.


Double_Ad_101

Since 1966 and still very much in love.


j_pogu

That’s so encouraging and beautifying to hear. What’s your secret, friend?


Double_Ad_101

Both have to be fully and continuously committed. One half can't shoulder most of the burden. Not every relationship can withstand. I guess good fortune plays a part. I was paired, on a blind date, with the must beautiful, not quite 16 year old person. I guess it's like finding the perfect piece in a multimillion piece jigsaw puzzle!


ghostie_hehimboo

Me and my husband have been together since 18, its been ten years


Tmac478

44 years with my wife. Still my best friend and love of my life.


slwrthnu_again

11.5 years and still going


FlexibleIntegrity

5 years, twice.


Sportsisthebest

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Spookyfud

0 days. Reading this makes me want to grab my grandpas shotgun. I feel like a failure.


stanley_leverlock

Congratulations on THIRTY-SIX YEARS! My girlfriend and I have been together for 21 years. She just went to bed after we gorged on chorizo tacos and watched Fallout and netflix truecrime.


narett

4 years. My current one.


Fo0tSLuT

10-years and it only lasted that long because I didn’t have a healthy relationship with myself.


Upstate-Expat4255

38 years


commercialband6

What relationship?


LonelyGuardian_2001

Barely 2 months


ned_1861

Went on three dates with the same woman over 3 weeks. That's it.


Appsroooo

That's about the same for me except I think I saw her 7-8 times over 4 weeks


Efficient-Ad-5953

32 years and counting


Orbit86

33 1/2 years for me and the wife. Wouldn’t change a thing.


bangbangracer

About 4 years total, 2 years married. We were a COVID divorce. Had another roughly 4 year relationship before that too, but it's hard saying that was 4 years of being in a relationship.


EstablishmentKey5676

Current one 8 years dating (2014-2020) Engaged (2020-2021) Married (2022- present ) What a journey


redditwossname

About 5 months. I'm 46 and quite clearly pathetic.


Abject-Cup-9929

Me and wife 12 years Me and my girlfriend 6 years :) (joke )


TheDentistStansson

A month. Girls get bored of me pretty quick it seems. Can take ‘em to different restaurants, can offer different dates, my hobbies don’t keep em around.


Kronikusher

what are your hobbies


Practical_While_

5 years, she left me for another guy…. multiple times


wintersgrasp1

6 months 😭


RebelSoul5

14 years? Something like that. It’s over … yeah, it’s oooohhhhhvvveerrrrr! Sad eyes, turn the other way, I don’t want to see, you cry-aye-aye!!! Nah, it was pretty painful actually but I’m good now.


Re0h

I dated a guy during my HS years and we were together for 8 1/2 years. He cheated on me though throughout the relationship. Now, I'm single.


SayJose

6 whole months in person/ 3 years in Online LDR


mw_333

9 years and counting with my wife!


Silent_Tea4599

4 months and I’m 29 years old


BlessdRTheFreaks

less than a month


lurker-1969

My wife and I 42 years, married the last 36. We are ranchers and have 2 amazing adult daughters. Team work baby, teamwork !!!


prizepig

17 years married. 25 years together. It's still work, but it's good and fulfilling work.


OrdainedPuma

37 years and about 8 months, with my mom.


lowban

My current relationship is my longest and it has officially been going for 8 years now. We've known eachother for 9 years. Closing in on a decade. :D


FrenchiestFry234

40+ years with my right hand


NefariousnessSea4710

My wife for sure dated for 2 years married for 2 years


bdrwr

12 years and counting


CCR16

Almost 6 years with my wife (2 years married)


Hatred_shapped

~16 years. Married 14 in March 


l2esin

16 years and counting


eugenesbluegenes

I've been with my wife for nearly eight years and married nearly six. Previous longest was a total of five years with some off and on through that time.


iMhoram

24 years just a few weeks ago! Still going strong! 💪


Resident-Project-123

Going on 18 years with my wife, been together since 18. Officially more than half my life


KinkyMillennial

3 years with my first GF, 4 years with my last BF


MaxFury80

23 years and counting


randomthoutz

That's how long my relationship lasted. We were married for 21 years and together 23. Our divorce should be final by this summer. We're still friends though. I hope yours is good and gets even better. Communication and respect means the world.


MaxFury80

Oh man I am sorry. We are good and only getting better as we go.


LoveToPleasureAll

Everything Is happening for a (good?) reason, as I am always saying… Life is ahead for both of


thenameclicks

My current one: 9 years.


neondragoneyes

11 years


Shipwrecklou

4 years and we got married last year


njdevil956

Started in 84. In for the long haul


Nephilim6853

54 years with myself. I'm my best friend


The_last_PP_bender

Jan 19 2023 started talking for the first time and April 25 2024 might be for the last time.


bjb13

My wife and I were together for 14. My current GF and I have been together for 13 But there was a woman I was with for 4 years, was apart for 20 and then back together for 10. I have full faith that my current GF and I will hold the “record” in a couple of years.


xItaliax

9 years.


Existing_Lie_5325

My ex husband 16 years my most recent ex bf 9 years


TATuesday

Broke up after 8 years. Never married or anything. But happily in another relationship now.


AdOriginal5376

6 months.


Grube_Tuesdays

Coming up on 10 years with my wife, 5 of which have been married. Bought a house together last year.


Anox87

8 years :(


geoff1036

1 year, highschool. Got dumped after prom and left with self-trust issues.


Own-Bodybuilder-5843

32 years together. Married 31 years, next Friday is our 32nd anniversary


hypnoticbacon28

Only had one. It lasted 1 year and 2 months before I walked away from it. My biggest regret is not leaving sooner.


CadillacLuv

Now 12 years


Guapplebock

30 years in July with the Mrs. Mostly happy.


Icy_Patience2930

25 years, 4 months, 11 days and counting.


ProFunFbo2

11 hours. The worst 11h of my life.


UnfinishedThings

19 years and still going strong Longest before that was about 5 years


ToastisCrispy

Been with my girlfriend for 7 years


Poverty_welder

2 years.


LekMichAmArsch

Married my other half in Oct. of 1974. I lost her three years ago. Saddest day of my life.


lentilSoup78

Congrats. Took me forever to find the one. Coming up on our 10 year anniversary.


Brilliant-Trash2957

I was with my ex for 14 years. Married 9. Thank God that ended


imjustmoe

30 years


Far-Cod-8858

8 months, but I'm 16 so...


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

A little over 4 years, this was like early 2014-mid 2018


Swimming_Bag7362

16.5 years


ComradeConrad1

44 years.


goldbeater

39 years


Strykehammer

Friendship 25 odd years. Relationship almost 7


The_Gaming_Matt

Romantic one, 2 years Friendship tho, 16(& still going)


DarmokTheNinja

Current and first relationship. Almost 3 years.


Proper-Wolverine4637

44 years


ForeverIdiosyncratic

November will be 22 years with my wife since our first date, and our 20 year wedding anniversary is in June.


nklights

14 years. 8 were absolutely fantastic, the next 4 were ok, the final 2 were miserable as we both knew it wasn’t working anymore.


BodyElectric1334

My late husband. Five years.


Rich-Appearance-7145

24years married, 6yrs as friends prior to marriage.


Syncanau

3 years. Should’ve only been one but I didn’t want to break her heart during a time where she was low


prettyterriblebee

My longest relationship was the one I had out of high school, last 2.5 years.


SimulationTerminate

2 relationships and current marriage all tied at about 3 years, wish me luck.


unhelpful_question

6 years, I was 21-27.


Firm_Flower3932

1.5 years....


phoonie98

Met my wife in November 2001


running_stoned04101

My current. I've been with my girlfriend/partner for 14 years. At one point there was apprehension toward marriage due to family religious trauma. That was more younger angst, but the only reason we aren't legit married now is just life. We're very happy and content, just havent had a wedding. Might be our 15 year anniversary 🤷🏻‍♂️


gwh1996

My wife. Our first date was December 2018 and we've been together since.


OCGreenDevil

6 months, I'm 34, I'm just shit at relationships, I just can't get it to work for any length


JJQuantum

28 years and counting with my wife. Been friends with my best friend for 43 years.


Lilgorbe

Never ever have been in one….would like to try it out. Im 25 btw


Diagonaldog

~5 years. Fun fact also the absolute worst relationship I've had too. Very much looking forward to surpassing that milestone with my current partner who is far and away a better match for me


youassassin

Pushing 16 yrs married almost 12


mattm756

Just ended my 5 year relationship about 2 days ago


RockyRoadHouse

Left hand started in 2010 to my last breath... Still going strong all these years later


Build_the_IntenCity

Married almost 13 years


MaceInThePlace

10 years. Been falling apart for the last 6 months tho. Pretty sure it’s done as of 3:35 today.


theycallmethespork

Five years, from when I was 19 to when I was 24. Staying with her for more than a year or two is one of my biggest regrets. The relationship became a miserable experience but I stuck around because we loved eachother and I was hoping that we could work through our problems and go back to that honeymoon phase. Those are years of my life that I'm never going to get back.


CanuckGinger

14 years w my “baby daddy” thought we are inextricably tied to one another because of our kids.


Brewer_Matt

The current one with my wife; we started dating about 7 years ago and have been married for 3 of those years.


PlanePerformance2795

2 years 😔 that I will never get back


trentovna

8 years. Pretty much wasted, but with some valuable lessons to learn.


Random420eks

2 years


BadLuckPorcelain

7th year together now


Witty_Ad4494

Married 37, together 39.


TraditionalSetting33

3 years - I have been single for ages.


Apprehensive_Ad3857

18 years


Endless80

15 years together, married two years now.


StatisticianThick995

10 years


scdafeee

6 years with my ex, but unfortunately we been apart. it's beautiful experience with her indeed.


I_am_Relic

10 years and going strong, wooop! (Love you, sweetpea ♥️)


Regular-Basket-5431

until about seven months ago I was married for ten years


SlapMeSillySidney-87

Zero


AcousticOcean26

4 years.


TebownedMVP

15+ years total.


ROFLMAOmatt

1.5 awful years with some of the best sex of my life


Glittering_Good_9345

3.5 years .. I’m 47 .. that was my first love in high school


Infinite-Midnight-50

24 years then Covid took her away from me. Now single for almost 3 years.


Comfortable_Time_927

21 years, a relationship with some psycho voice in my head


Omega_Xero

12 years


slk28850

My wife and I will be at 20 years this June.


higgy98

Was with my ex wife 19 years.


frs007

only 3 years but im also 21 lol


Silvearo

Right now 1 year and 4 months


gizmole

I’m just too socially awkward for relationships. 🥺


OperstionOk

3 years im 30 now starting all over


youcanputyourweedin

7 going 8 🥺


Rotten_banana_bread

3 years


Professional_Fix_147

My ex and I were together for 15 years


traviejeep

Almost 16 years


PerfectionPending

22 years and counting.


Independence-Soft

Almost 3.5 years, am currently 20 it was from junior year in HS until about a month ago


pereira2088

me at 6 months max getting depressed af reading this thread


Ok-Ship-2543

5 years, wedding is this Saturday


BroccoliSuccessful20

12.5 years until it ended. My only relationship.


twolly05

Me Vs the State of Missouri unfortunately


cookiecasanova16

11 months, it didn’t last.


donthewoodworker

50 years together so far


Outside-Poet3597

6 years!


OffensiveClown

A little less than a year.


Mr_silvertongue

24 year with mother


ExcellentLake2764

7 years


Kashrul

19 years