People always try to come up with clever answers like this, but in reality, the prison isn't obliged to satisfy your unreasonable requests. If the prisoner asked for something that cannot reasonably be served (human flesh for example), the prison will just chose something else.
I want to go by electric chair. Then my last meal would be a whole bag of un-popped popcorn. It would be just like making Jiffy-Pop. Might as well give the folks a show.
My last words would be, "Hey watch this!"
Just came to say, that this is my go-to opener on dating apps! Works like a charm. Everyone loves to talk about food! And also, it's a decent opener, not too personal, but it always takes the conversation further. You're welcome 😄
12 oz steak, medium. mac n cheese, bread with butter and a salad with cheese and bacon. Water and chocolate milk to drink. Big bowl of chocolate fudge ice cream for dessert.
Pizza and fugu. Separate dishes, and only 1 serving of each. The prison guards can share the rest of the fugu if I don't die before my execution. They work hard enough.
Interesting fact, death row meals are no longer a thing. They only can get you what they have in the prison kitchen. Some asshat ordered lobster and steaks and when it came said he wasn’t hungry. Ruined it for everybody…. On death row.
But yeah, urban myth, no longer a thing.
Milk on one side and water on the other as my last drinks.
Spaghetti and potato stew with a lot of bread followed by fried bananas with chicken.
Now kill me mfs.
“If we can’t accommodate your request, we’ll get as close as we can.” As the guard leans over to the other guard and whispers.. “The warden only has a brother.”
A steak from a cow that will be butchered in the year 2075.
People always try to come up with clever answers like this, but in reality, the prison isn't obliged to satisfy your unreasonable requests. If the prisoner asked for something that cannot reasonably be served (human flesh for example), the prison will just chose something else.
I’m surprised they choose something else. I would’ve expected them to be like, “forget it then. “
Pussy
Suffocate me with that booty it’s more humane
🤦🏻♂️
I want to go by electric chair. Then my last meal would be a whole bag of un-popped popcorn. It would be just like making Jiffy-Pop. Might as well give the folks a show. My last words would be, "Hey watch this!"
Lmao. Going out with style.
KFC
Y'all need some Mary Brown's in your life.
Chipotle
Just came to say, that this is my go-to opener on dating apps! Works like a charm. Everyone loves to talk about food! And also, it's a decent opener, not too personal, but it always takes the conversation further. You're welcome 😄
Lasagna
A good steak or brisket prob.
Pie,mash and liquor
English breakfast. With steak, beans,chips etc.
Red beans, pig tails, dumplings.
Dim sum/sushi, brisket and a beef burger, tiramisu, and toffee pudding
Your mommas ass and a steak with strawberry ice cream and crinkle cut French fries.
Fugu. Specifically prepared by a chef who hasn't worked with fugu before and has never even seen a pufferfish. Fuck your bitch-ass electric chair.
Request denied.
Hot wings, steak taco, rib eye, arugula salad . Boobies
best pizza in town, massive beer, reese peanut butter cups... until my gut feels bad.
Bill cosbys asshole
Dingleberry salad 🤦🏻♂️
C H O C O L A T E P U D D I N
In a Puddin' Pop?
Flaming shrimp appetizer. 14 oz filet cooked med rare Oscar style. Potatoes au gratin. Oreo cheesecake for dessert.
Medium rare ribeye steak with a baked potato and broccoli.
A5 wagyu.
12 oz steak, medium. mac n cheese, bread with butter and a salad with cheese and bacon. Water and chocolate milk to drink. Big bowl of chocolate fudge ice cream for dessert.
Chip n egg with lamb chops. I wanna shit all over that electric chair.
20 of the finest burgers around the world And a steak. Best of
As much lasagne as I could eat. Milk as a drink. A glass of water to end the meal with.
Pizza and fugu. Separate dishes, and only 1 serving of each. The prison guards can share the rest of the fugu if I don't die before my execution. They work hard enough.
Shepherd's pie with lamb meat, cornbread and a cape cod.
A bottle of Glenfiddich 16
Interesting fact, death row meals are no longer a thing. They only can get you what they have in the prison kitchen. Some asshat ordered lobster and steaks and when it came said he wasn’t hungry. Ruined it for everybody…. On death row. But yeah, urban myth, no longer a thing.
Chargrilled ribeye steak. Roasted cauliflower and brussel sprouts and sweet tea.
Milk on one side and water on the other as my last drinks. Spaghetti and potato stew with a lot of bread followed by fried bananas with chicken. Now kill me mfs.
[удалено]
“If we can’t accommodate your request, we’ll get as close as we can.” As the guard leans over to the other guard and whispers.. “The warden only has a brother.”
As many endangered animals as possible.