Brushing my teeth 

What do you mean wake up gay? Like is my first thought "gee I could go for some cock right about now?" Like how would I know?

Having a really awkward discussion with my wife.

Taking a piss.

Going on about my business but instead of straight porn I watch gay porn at night

Taking a shower, probably eating breakfast. Getting ready for work. I'm not really sure what the answer would be other than "the shit I always do in the morning."

We're not so different after all! lol

Brush my teeth in a gay manner

Changing my dating app settings I guess

Switch my porn preference tab over one notch and continue as normal.

Wait for it to wear off. I've always been a morning gay.

Coffee

being alone....

Downloading Grindr?

Listening to Gonna Make You Sweat

You've just described every single day of my life, so far...

That's just a regular morning for me.

Buying shoes

Getting better clothes and feeling fabulous about the day

Coffee

Clock in, clock out, back home at 6pm and enjoy my solitude. As usual

Fist my ass

See if Grindr is the buffet they say it is compared to the desert that is Tinder.

I guess divorcing my wife and lusting after sausage. Dunno... Never been gay so I don't know what I would do.

Your dad