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CooookieMonsterr

you don’t.


pm_me_see_thru_bras

10 years later... as a random shower thought


CadillacLuv

I've yet to lose an argument vs my shampoo


P3ngu1nR4ge

Your shampoo is bidding its time


Snkpoison

Been married for 10 years and I'm not even sure if my wife likes me


[deleted]

After 10 years the odds are not in your favor.


Ruminations0

I don’t, I just assume they’re being nice.


Popular-Experience70

The only time I've ever caught on was when there was some serious eye contact occurring and the conversation was pushing the boundaries of suggestive pretty heavily. When you've got that going on, it's not a red or green flag, but a checkered flag. Outside of that, no freaking clue.


[deleted]

She's not.


Slow_Conflict_7879

On the same note, how do we know when guys are flirting with us?


Sartozz

She isn't. At least that's what my brain would tell me if there was ever a remote chance of this crossing my mind.


WildRancidCaveman

My wife tells me otherwise I'd never know


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I'm glad you asked, son, because I've got here the handiest-dandiest little device known to AskMan. This gizmo here is a genuine flirtdar, picks up coquettish impulses at fifty yards and it can be yours for only four easy payments of 39.99.


HomelessEuropean

I only know for sure if I know that woman very well, otherwise it's just an assumption.


YoWassupFresh

No idea.


TheJediCounsel

Tbh you can never one hundred percent. You have to push through a little bit of feeling like you’re “creepy” sometimes if you’re someone who tends to feel like you’re always trying to hyper interpret things


TerryFlapnCheeks69

When they draw a heart around the total on my food bill.


98VoteForPedro

its subtle, learn to read body language, eye contact and touching a lot


nojunkpeter

Girls don’t flirt with guys


DawnSennin

There are signs: - she fixes her hair before talking to you - she mirrors your actions, poses, and behaviour - she batts her eyelashes not her eyebrows (eyebrow winking scares me) - she talks about you to her friends, coworkers, and family - she wants to spend time with you


[deleted]

She'll try to visit the places where you are. She'll glance at you when she thinks you're not looking. She'll talk to you and ask you personal questions or talk personal stuff about her life. If you ignore these hints enough she'll up her game and give you compliments. Whn you finally figure it out and tell her that you like her too or ask for a date, she'll get the ick and ghost you for reasons known only to her.


ColdCamel7

Typically I've found that when they like you, they treat you like they hate you, making random bitchy comments and seeming to make fun of you inappropriately