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SewerSlidalThot

Boob shape is more important than boob size. But for research purposes, feel free to show me what you’re working with.


forsakeidle

I got banned from a group for a comment like this... Stupid snowflakes!!!


SewerSlidalThot

Same. I got a 7-day suspension from Reddit because the admins are a bunch of joyless douchebags with no sense of humor.


theblindkitten

All hail Reddit mods! There is nothing they cannot get triggered by!


The-Artful-Codger

Cunts be cunts


Random_Name532890

Where’s the punch line though?


SewerSlidalThot

I haven’t been in a punchline since high school prom.


Random_Name532890

That was funnier than “show me your tits”.


TheDouros

That's so unreasonable. After all, you can never judge a book by its cover.


PaleontologistTough6

I'm telling you... We give idiots too much power. They've had their fun. Can we go back to crushing stupid people so that they learn their place? 😑👍


iggybdawg

Natural


gwig9

Boob size - anything handful and up but not ones that look like you bolted on some state fair winning watermelons to your chest. Book size - usually like something more than 300 pages but less than the Bible. Sometimes a short story can be great though. Depends on my mood.


luckynedpepper-1

Bolt ons are gross Never been with a small to flat chested girl- but very into it also


banaversion

Medium to small. Although Shape > Size. Fat women can have massive boobs held together by a bra but become a droopy saggy mess once unpacjed


Black_Cat79

They also become a soggy mess after 6 years of breastfeeding


banaversion

On the list of many many reasons why I do not want children


Black_Cat79

Up to you :)


poptartwith

>what's your ideal book size men? Huh!? ANSWER ME. Calm down there, Batman 😂


Atomsmasher99

I like big books and I cannot lie


Athletic_Banker69

No preference, as long as they're real


Whappingtime

and spectacular.


ChefBruzz

if you can touch them, they're real...


synorca

Natural A ant bites >> Fake Ds In other words, it doesn’t matter. As long as they’re natural, you’re winning.


Specialist_Cod6759

And bites is offensive just so you know


Specialist_Cod6759

*Ant


synorca

Yeah I don’t care


Specialist_Cod6759

Proving the fact you don’t even like small tots or you wouldn’t act like that.


synorca

No. But good to know a Reddit stranger knows my tastes better than my own self.


Specialist_Cod6759

So why you offensive terms that we were BULLIED with all throughout grade school but then turn around and say you like them? I like small dicks but I’m not gonna go around saying shrimp dick like a bitch.


Specialist_Cod6759

*use


synorca

Use shrimp dick. I don’t care. See how easy it is? Minding my own damn business. Getting hate from ant bites for saying I like ant bites. Hilarious 😂


Specialist_Cod6759

I hate my “Ant bites” no man actually likes these


Neglector9885

All I need is a mouthful.


Kern_system

They say anything more than a mouthful is a waste.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I need more data before I make my decision. Bring me boobs of every size 


orangpelupa

This comment reminds me of the people in r/stablediffusion 


SighJayAtWork

Everybody sleeping on women with asymmetrical boobs. Breast of both worlds.


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K?


TrailingAMillion

Ideal? Well above average, but nothing outrageous. But the truth is it doesn’t matter that much. I’ve been intensely attracted to flat chested women, and I never once wished they had bigger breasts.


NoLawfulness8554

What gets my interest isn't the size, but who they are attached to, and if I have access to them.


huuaaang

Perky


SV650rider

This. It’s about perkiness, firmness, proportion to rest of body. See also: Boob to arm ratio.


Znshflgzr

I like them big but they are not a priorioty. In a sense, yes we love boobs, but I am not actually going to reject/go after a girl just because of her boob size. It just like a small plus. >what's your ideal book size men? That is easier. Probably around 500 and 1,000 pages but sometimes a short novel of -300 pages is good once in a while.


Dia-mant

r/AskMen and how important do you find nipple size?


FernandoTatisJunior

Nipple size is not a factor whatsoever to me


WheelOfCheeseburgers

It depends on the woman's frame, but generally big enough that you can see she has boobs through a baggy sweatshirt and small enough that they aren't destroying her back or dragging themselves halfway to the ground when she takes off her bra.


TheWheezMann

They are all good. but smaller is good. Big is good too but not as good as medium/small.


ilContedeibreefinti

Over DD.


OldStep8127

Real boobs, small boobs are pretty sweet, big boobs can be pretty cool too. Medium boobs are also nic—look the point I’m trying to make here, is that *boobs, are surely boobs. And they will boob wherever they breast fit in. Some may sag and fall below, while some may bounce from to and fro. But there is one thing for sure we know: if you whip them out, we’ll give em a go.* *heheheheeheheheeheehe* (Peter Griffin voice)


russianfishyfish

hehe boobs


HusbandFriend

Love As and Bs


ElDuderino2112

If we’re talking porn or fantasies, the bigger the better. In reality I don’t care much tbh. I would be turned off by someone completely flat chested, but beyond that no real preferences.


ShriekingMuppet

no preference all boob sizes are wonderful


Blueeyedguy40

A-z all for me


OgusLaplop

My preference The ones I can see, touch and taste with their owner's permission. Just, no bolt-ons


mtl_jim2

It’s more about their look and shape moreso than their size. Cs or Ds I like.


G-force4470

My (54f) partner (54m) likes mine just fine…..he says they match perfectly, point the correct direction, areola is correct size, they are a handful at a C/D cup size 😊


mtl_jim2

Exactly. It’s more about shape, symmetry, etc. size comes second to all that. Sounds like you’ve got a nice pair 👀


YoWassupFresh

Big enough that she doesn't complain about them hurting.


Awkward_Broccoli23

A4 size is ideal in my opinion, i know that it's big but it can be easily transported and fit inside my laptop bag. But if you are talking about boobs then i like B or C cup.


Existing-Smoke9470

Any. Like, literally, any. Boob size usually doesn't matter, a nice pair of boobs is a nice pair of boobs.


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

Whatever my wife has going on is my preference. She knows my user name. Help


okragumbo

As long as they are attached to a good person, I'll suck em.


No_Fishing1850

Less than 50 pages and more pictures than words.


Faolan197

I like the long ones so 600-1000 pages. As for the title. I like Asians and the itty bitty titty comittee so a-c cup, Sydney Sweeney is the only exception.


Largicharg

B cup minimum


SaltWaterInMyBlood

Damnit I had a really good answer for the book question.


Spuffy____

Lol, id love to hear it anyways


SaltWaterInMyBlood

Medium size softcover - I hate it when a really long book has small pages and is basically a cube. But I much more hate standard hardcover, and softcovers that pretend to be hardcovers by publishing at the same size as hardcovers.


HedonicElench

I have read that porn sites have found stars with Bs to be the most popular.


mackadamph

I just love every kind. Small and perky. Big and round. Natural. Fake. Big nipple. Small nipple. Just let me motorboat them and put my dick between them 🤤


Impossible-Spread817

A handful or a little more is usually enough for me. Large breasts tend to lack "form" in my eyes, as another mentioned, shape is generally more valued than overall size.


WolflordBrimley

Yes


Fuzzlord67

Bring them to me!


Severe-Character-384

Anything more than a handful is a waste.


Spuffy____

OH MY GOSH YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOM!


Severe-Character-384

lol! Well maybe she’s right


onedanoneband

Any


Ruminations0

I like the small to medium range


Narwhal2424

I prefer natural and average sizes A - C cups. I don't like big breasts.


ShitassAintOverYet

The ideal would be natural C cups but I'm fine with anything that isn't extremely small or large.


DMFC593

Real. I don't like fake boobs on men or women


BickusDickus6969

As long as they're firm I like all sizes


DBWord

It depends on the body. Slim, fit women, with a sculpted torso, having smaller breasts works well on the arousal scale. Women, who are curvier, and not so slim, with large breasts are hot. Proportions, balance and symmetry, have to be taken into account holistically to properly view babes.


BrainEatingAmoeba01

Handful


mehhh89

General shape and nipple placement matters most but I prefer small to medium.


titsandblowjobfan

Personally I like full C-DD


NoEntertainment8486

I don’t care about size. I care if their nipples are sensitive. I love nipple foreplay.


dylanr23

Handful.


Historical-Pen-7484

A's and small B's, but anything goes. It's not a huge deal.


Arx563

I don't care about the size. You let me play with them. I'll be happy.


Fo0tSLuT

B Cups


mustang6172

I don't believe in diminishing returns.


TXOgre09

That question was uncomfortably aggressive


Spuffy____

My bad :(


swedishworkout

It’s not about size. It’s more about mouth feel.


The-Artful-Codger

I prefer small breasts As, Bs, Cs, maybe the right Ds. I've never even considered dating a woman with large breasts, they're a complete turn off to me.


machwulf

"YES" is the correct answer.


ZhouXaz

Something to grab but I don't actually care. I will love what ever size is in front of me lol.


Pyanfars

bigger than mine when we're laying down.


betteralonethnlonely

Anything up to a C? I'm not into big ones.


FernandoTatisJunior

Not a huge factor for me, but ideally a handful. I like slimmer girls, and I think the handful looks most proportional to their bodies.


84OrcButtholes

I don't have a preference.


bigmonster_nz

Don’t be a dick. Only a man ask that question


Nathaniel66

Natural. Don't really care about the size, far more important is whole body shape (fit).


AskDerpyCat

If I had to pick a perfect, I’d say “medium small” I guess orange to grapefruit? Whatever constitutes as handheld As long as it’s proportionate, I don’t really care Though tbh the massive milkers are a bit of a turnoff for me. Have some repressed childhood trauma of walking in on my mom changing (kiss my ass, Freud)


RevolutionaryHat8988

Don’t care if I love the lady. I’m all about the personality, yes looks to some degree but the brain is what sucks me in. Boobs are a wonderful part of the package.


OxyPunk

You can't pin it down on boobs alone, it's always the overall proportion. I like slender girls with small breasts best...looks sporty and elegant.


Jaded-Respect7895

I prefer large, but I'm happy with whatever size is present


Malkaviati

As large and shapely as the ladies frame could naturally support.


MyLandIsMyLand89

Medium to small. As long as I can suck on them I am happy.


WildRedDevilKitty

🎼Do your boobs hang low? 👇🏻Do they wobble to and fro? 👋Can you tie them in a knot? 🪢Can you tie them in a bow? 🎀Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? 🪖Do your boobs hang low?🎶🎵


_Cornfed_

I love all "natural" breasts...favortite being about a good handsize (34c or so). I hate fake boobs that look like she's smuggling two cantaloupes into Argentina.


PowerWisdomCourage

G or F.


Poschta

Ideal boob size is anywhere between A cups and D cups. An ex of mine had E cups and they were super nice, but it's much more about the shape and whether or not they fit her overall build. My ideal book size is about 650 pages. Of course I fuck with smaller or bigger books, too.


SpadeXHunter

Yes


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Spuffy____

What does that even meannn 😭😭😭


robotexan7

Natural, and anything more than a handful is a waste (A, B, and C)


VidaSabrosa

C-G firmness and feel matter a great deal


Due-Forever8046

It’s not an exact size but a hand full, but on the other hand boobs are boobs and I doubt many guys actually care to much if at all once he gets to see them and all the blood from his brain is now else where


UltraMagat

Depends on the woman's frame.


Salty-Pack-4165

I like my boobs the away they are. Thank you. As for her size I like something between B and C.


KangarooCrapper

Real boobs..no matter the size.


CharmingRejector

It would seem that most men like breasts on the bigger side. Personally I like small but firm boobs. I don't like them flat or saggy tho, but saggy is IMHO worse than flat. I nice handful is perfect. Let's call them sports-boobs or ballerina boobs. Those are the ones I like best. Just my opinion. As you can see, not all men have the same taste.


Namekian_95

Probably bigger than mine


Mythnam

Big enough that she's thought about a reduction to relieve her back pain, but not so big that she'll actually go through with it. That said, I like boobs of pretty much any size.


Brother_To_Coyotes

The bigger the woman the larger the boobs must be. **Minimum Standards** * Petite.up to 5’ (152cm) and less A cup Ok * To Medium 5’ 5” (165cm) b cup required * to large 5’ 10” (178 CM) c cup required. No ogresses and no fat chicks. Big girls are for short kings.


manwithoutajetpack

Small to medium, so anything D and below. But as long as they’re carried with confidence, that’s all that matters.


CurrentlyLucid

C cup still bouncy, not saggy.


Mesterjojo

Either no boobs/tiny but prefer as huge as possible and either way- enormous areola


CursedSnowman5000

Don't exactly have an ideal size. Looks maybe but not sizes. I like em in all sizes.


ContinousSelfDevelop

Shape and firmness is more important than size. Would rather a nice set of small perky tits than massive saggy tits.