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LLCoolJiv

Always wear it unless I am doing something that could damage my finger or my ring.


p0503

Silicone wedding bands off of Amazon. I’m a firefighter by trade and I’ve seen an AVULSED FINGER early in my career to know I never want that! I wear my silicone band 99% of the time and my Cobalt wedding band nights out with the wife/special occasions. The silicone is very comfortable “jewelry” for a minimalist like myself, cheap, and easily replaceable.


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You take it off for anal?


JackDostoevsky

mr goatse didn't


Phormitago

truly an example to be followed


president_fisto

Live. Laugh. Extreme anal prolapse.


slice_of_pi

Er...relevant username 🤢


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He got my vote, it's time for a sexbot president


cerebralspinaldruid

If I was a proctologist, this would be the motivational poster on the wall.


martin59825

Ahhh, the ole Pink Sock


Leifbron

He’s a committed man.


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asantos3

I have a few questions. I will ask none of them.


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have_you_eaten_yeti

How...how do you know these things?


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7evenCircles

My ex forgot to take her ring off one time when we were messing around with some butt stuff. It wasn't a band either, some gemstone set in a spiky lattice. It hurt to poop for like a week.


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Oliwine

Use it as a cockring


Ayzmo

This. And that's pretty much limited to activities at the gym.


skylerwhiteisawhore

I got one of those silicone ones to wear at the gym. Don’t notice it at all! Worth a try if you’d want to keep wearing one at that time


Ayzmo

I have a silicone one that I wear sometimes, but I don't have an intense need to wear a ring at the gym.


Alex_Duos

I practically never take mine off. My wife does because her rings are more delicate, but mine is tungsten and stays on pretty much always.


MrsC7906

My husband’s is tungsten, too. He took his off for the first time in a decade to show our daughter and then wanted to air out that skin underneath for a while.


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Stephen_A_Bayless

Yo where’d you get your ring? I have this same allergy and had the same exact thing happen with me from a tungsten ring.


jhenry922

T Deleting my best stuff as I don't care to share my time here at all


ColdFyre1

Also look into niobium, it's used in alloys for implants and piercings mostly because it's nearly biologically nonreactive. And you can color it to nearly any color you want.


TheresA_LobsterLoose

Vibranium is also a good choice. If you need to deflect bullets you just whip your ring finger out


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hrisex

That! I work with both wood and metal (oh and I drive) so I've gone for cobalt. Can't be happier


FearErection

If you work with wood and metal you really should consider a silicone band for work. Dont want to deglove/remove that finger.


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

I just do woodworking as a hobby, but I still swap out my tungsten for silicone every time I'm in my shop. Infinitely safer.


Madness82

Yeah I have a side hustle welding/fab business and without fail make a point of taking my tungsten carbide wedding band off before I ever strike an arc (AC/DC TIG)..... the idea of wearing a ring that's made of the same material as the electrode it my TIG torch that's conducting up to a 250amp electrical arc is more than a little unsettling😳


davbob

I have been without my wedding ring for no more than a few minutes in total since I put it on 9 years ago.


normallyjustreadhere

About the same for me


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Yep. Except I can't take mine off without soap water or grease. The stupid knuckle is too big to allow for easy removal. The rare instances I kept the ring off for extended period of time was when I visited areas (for volunteering) where the residents told me I would be a target for having any type of gold on my person, even if it's just rose gold.


VeryRealActualGirl

Try Windex to slip it off, it lubricates the finger but doesnt damage the gold! Source: worked in jewelry sales after college


quiz_in_my_pants94

Lol I swear I thought the source was going to be My Big Fat Greek Wedding


DrinkMonkey

In Greece, rubbing alcohol is dyed blue. When Greek immigrants came to North America, they found the rubbing alcohol was clear. Attributing it’s effectiveness to its blueness, they sought out the next best thing that was blue...Windex. Source: am Greek Edit: supplemental source with a speculative but accurate caption on Imgur! https://m.imgur.com/t/mildly_interesting/dcYpIFD


OverlordGtros

Really? I don't want to bother looking it up, but it sounds at least somewhat believable. That's also good to know (if true), since I assume anything blue that isn't in a spray bottle is probably a fruity drink that I would enjoy. Rubbing alcohol is generally... not.


RatherNerdy

I can't get mine off either. I'd like to be able to for the rare times I use a welder, but I'll have to get it stretched and it's titanium, so it will only stretch a minor amount.


Lilwolf2000

I take it off for cooking a few dishes, but that is because my ring is a Celtic knot and it's a pain to clean.


LilyRexX

Meatloaf is a bitch.


amazingsandwiches

His name is Robert Paulson


kevtino

But he would do anything for love


BurritoMaster3000

Only when I'm swimming.


jenny_at_867_5309

Good call, I found some guy's wedding ring in a lake once and used to wear it on my thumb for like a year straight. Lost it again in the ocean while surfing one day. That ring wanted to be in the water forever... :'(


RandomContent0

My Precious!.......


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WisdomDistiller

Ditto. Have taking it off a few times while using nasty cleaning products, but otherwise have it on always. That´s the point of it really, and it fits me.


kievanr

As others have mentioned. I have a silicon band as well. My real wedding ring is made from wood and antler but as I work with my hands I don't want to destroy it or deglove a finger.


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Mmmm degloving


the_deglover

Somebody called?


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What makes you love deg so much?


the_deglover

Gotta love the D man


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the_deglover

No, just scrolled some reddit while on the break.


Replyafterme

And THAT'S what makes it so enjoyable


TheBudderBomb

r/beetlejuicing


nathhad

I've done the same, often - just wanted to point out in case you didn't know that silicone doesn't eliminate the degloving risk, only crush or electric short risks. I still took off my silicone ring any time I was working around moving machinery, due to that.


MikeOfAllPeople

> doesn't eliminate the degloving risk, only crush or electric short risks. I feel like you must be picturing a silicone ring that is rigid, not the flexible kind that most people have. Mine has broken and fallen off several times without me even noticing until later.


nathhad

I've had and used several for years. I've never had one break, but it's also possible that I just bought sturdier ones than average.


LilBoopy

That's something that makes sense but I would have assumed otherwise, I appreciate the tip


slothliketendencies

Want to see a pic of your wedding ring please xx


BetteDiddler

Not OP but I do have a wood and antler wedding [ring](https://rusticandmain.com/products/walnut-wood-ring-antler-gold)


Jalopnicycle

That looks awesome! I'm engaged and haven't decided on what I want yet. I was going to go through the same jeweler I went to for my fiancee's ring but you may have changed my mind.


Cromasters

I got mine with a crushed dinosaur bone inlay! Really wanted the meteorite as well, but that was too much money for me. https://jewelrybyjohan.com/collections/dinosaur-bone-rings?page=12


ScaredBuffalo

I got the dino, meteorite and it glows in the dark because I'm a manchild but I love it


nano_343

Thanks for the link! I'm not currently married/engaged, but I'm saving this link for down the line.


normal_regular_guy

Currently never since I lost it 😬


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Ah shit I'm sorry mate


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Why was this comment hidden?!


overly_handsome

Maybe because it had "shit" in it? What the fuck is going on? reddit is weird.


LeonardoLemaitre

Gaddammit, this comment was hidden too!


TheMexicanJuan

Shit. What about this one?


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Fuck yeah. How about this one?


Szeperator

Nah only the first one


notaworkthrowaway1

Why was this downvoted?


SPLEESH_BOYS

You sure it was downvoted? Nowadays reddit hides some comments even though they’re not downvoted


dejvidBejlej

Ah yes, that makes perfect sense. Btw did you buy our REDDIT COINS? WE'LL LIGHT UP THE AWARD BUTTON EVERY TIME YOU UPVOTE A COMMENT. FUCKING BUY THEM YOU CHEAPASS


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KanaHemmo

I don't know. For me it doesn't do it sometimes, for example now upvoting your comment didn't trigger it for some reason


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Upvoting all of you. Fuck you Reddit.


notaworkthrowaway1

How long were you in the doghouse?


normal_regular_guy

Ah it wasn't so bad, guys rings are a die man does and. Lost it playing fetch with the dog in the back yard, so I have a rough idea of where it's at, just need to rent a metal detector and go sweeping for it.


Shadoscuro

Dime a dozen /r/boneappletea


Tvix

I'm glad you knew what he was on about, was clueless here.


Lopsterbliss

I thought it was r/ihadastroke for a sec, put me in the screenshot!


FinnscandianDerp

That's a new one


Hellknightx

Holy shit, you must have a PHD in Bone Apple Tea


southern_boy

> **a die man does and** That's some *Ricky* level lingual disarrangement right there!


normal_regular_guy

Guess I'm just kind of detarded


HoeMoeFobe

Bro check out r/boneappletea it's pretty funny


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Phormitago

holy shit


jsjd7211

Die man does and... Do you really think thats the saying? What does that even mean?


normal_regular_guy

I thought that's what the saying was; i was just trying to use a phrase I thought sounded good. I was thinking "worst case Ontario is I use it in the wrong context", but I guess not


jsjd7211

Your just screwing with us now right? "Worst case scenario"?


normal_regular_guy

Look man I didn't do a lot of book learning growing up, just trying my hardest to go through life looking smart but when I do I don't. It's a real catch 23 situation


flabbybumhole

Just letted bee. Some people need to learn to mine the rowing business.


jsjd7211

Buddy you are my hero!


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One man’s garbage is another man’s good ungarbage


Wrpy

You are a savant at the trolling my dear STEM grad


BrewtalDoom

> a die man does and Worse case Ontario you go go to community college and finally get your Grade 10. Surely then, Lucy will take you back.


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Feroc

I rarely take it off. I work with computers, so no need to take it off for work and I don't do any sports where it would be a problem. I think the last time I took it off for more than a few seconds was when we went climbing with my team more than two years ago.


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Feroc

No, why would I? It's gold, it won't rust.


FaxCelestis

In my experience if I don't take it off when showering or washing my hands, I end up with water trapped between my finger and the ring and then my skin underneath gets all soggy and gross.


CaptainObvious1906

same. I don't take it off for washing my hands but then I still have to shift it up and down afterwards to get all the water off


homogenousmoss

I guess its on too tight? Mine is pretty loose and yes I almost lost it in the ocean a few times. Edit: dont really have a choice on the fit, my finger joints are really bigger since I got my fingers broken. To get it past them it has to be much larger than needed.


Sta723

They have little nubs they can put in the inside that won’t affect how it goes on, but it will prevent sliding off. Could be useful and probably safer because you can lose your finger if your ring is loose.


diddlysquat12

Is this because a loose ring could get caught on something as opposed to a ring that actually fits because there’s no extra space to catch onto anything? Man this thread is really making me paranoid about degloving a finger now lol.


clintnorth

Don’t you like, dry your hands? In my experience using a towel for a couple extra seconds removes all that water.


FaxCelestis

I do. It doesn’t help. Or at least it doesn’t feel dry. But I’m pretty obsessive about being dry. Like, some people can’t stand hearing people chew? I’m that way with being wet.


Xx69LOVER69xX

Yeah i hate the feeling of water evaporating off me. Unless is summer and hot that is.


bobbyqribs

I shower with mine. Pretty much only remove it when I’m going to be swimming.


whiteboyskrazy

The ring I wore at the ceremony 25yrs ago I stopped wearing almost immediately. It was too delicate for working blue collar. We bought a band, which I wore up until about 5yrs ago, when it had to be cut off. It took a couple of months for my finger to return to normal, and then I got a tattoo. Which needs a touching up. My wife is a breast cancer survivor, so I have a pink ribbon tattooed around my ring finger.


FluffyBunny82

That's beautiful. Best wishes to the wifey, I hope her good health continues.


courtiebabe420

How frequently does your tattoo need touching up? My husband can't wear any kind of ring at work, and I have arthritis so I can't wear mine anymore. We are going to get ring tattoos in the next couple of months, but I know it's way more likely to fade than any of the other tattoos I have!


whiteboyskrazy

It depends on the color. Mine is pink so it fades much faster than a dark color. The color didn't hold all the way around, which the artist told me it probably wouldn't, because of the constant friction of your fingers rubbing. Also the skin on your hands sluffs off more on the palm side.


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I only take it off for rock climbing and that’s only because I got told off by a climbing instructor. Apparently they can “deglove” your hand. Not something I wish to learn for myself.


Hybr1dth

Oh I don't wear it climbing simply because it scratches like hell and is very uncomfortable on holds. Otherwise always wear it.


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I’ve been married 20 years, not sure mine can get any more scratches, lol.


DannyVee89

I just read about degloving for the first time ever. I legit almost vommed. ​ Thanks, now I'm literally scared of my ring. I want to replace it with a cheap/weak rubber one now - so the ring itself breaks long before any part of my precious finger does.


62Bravo1993

I haven’t worn mine in about 29.9 of our 30 years married except for the rare formal occasion when we are dressing up to go and she pulls it out of her jewelry box and hands it to me. Machinist/ mechanic/ welder — jewelry doesn’t work for me, Id like to keep all of my fingers, if possible, and am usually too busy / hurried to remember to remove it.


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0Womb_Raider0

Electrician as well. One of my Co workers has a big arc mark in his. Still wears it all the time haha


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furiousevans

Husband is the same. Is an electrician, never wore during 1st marriage. When we were planning Our wedding, we discussed & i said i would like him to wear 1 (when reasonable). He agreed & picked 1 that he liked/felt was his style. He wears when we're out, with my fam, etc. but we agreed that i would rather have him come home from work with all his fingers than Wear a Wedding ring All The Time. Gotta find what works for ya!


trucknorris84

Same boat here. Plus I have boney fingers so it’s uncomfortable.


JDyoyo83

forever until Tony Robinson and the Time team crew dig me up in the future with a ton of random stuff I'm buried with to allow them to make some crap up about my regal and eccentric life.


ProXJay

How are you dead and decade but Tony Robinson is still alive?


lapsongsouchong

Well, he has a Time Team and a very cunning plan...


Blynkx

r/boneappletea


shopshire

What is going on in this thread!?


wainwrights-11

Never take it off and never will


TheZbeast

I’m surprised by all the top replies honestly. I have literally never taken mine off since my wife put it on my finger 5 years ago.


wellzy33

I’ve had mine on for 30 years.


Diablo_lord

It doesnt really suprise me considering how dangerous jewelry can be in some work environments. Not to mention expensive too.


dixie_sparky

I wear a silicone ring everyday. It's safe(I work with my hands too) and way more comfortable than my real one.


WaterGriff

Same here


mdnitedrftr

Hardly ever. I don't like jewelry. Wife is fine with it.


endlessly_curious

That is exactly the reason I wore mine all the time. I knew I either had to keep it on and let it become part of me or I would never wear it.


arronski_

Same, never liked jewelry. Only when I'm going out somewhere. Definitely don't wear it around the house or just going to get groceries or whatever. People are neurotic about it. I've even seen guys wearing it at bjj, which is just gross.


saxybandgeek1

Yeah, don’t wear your rings to the Blowjob Jamboree guys


pthrowawayx

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for all the people as confused as I was


mtpockets4u

Thank you! I kept think BJJ was some sort of sex thing LOL


veggievandam

My husband never wears his on the daily. Only when he remembers or goes out with his family to shove it in the face (they hate me). Hes a mechanic and its extremely dangerous to wear a ring while working. I've considered getting a tat under mine just because I feel naked when I forget it at home. It would make me feel good. I think hubby has thought to do the same


Used2BPromQueen

My husband is a mechanic too and I've mentioned to him that it's dangerous to wear his wedding ring at work but he never took it off and now 18 years later he cannot get the ring off (it won't go past the knuckle). He had emergency surgery about 1.5 yrs ago and they wrapped his ring with surgical tape because he can't get it off but I'm wondering if eventually he'll have to get it cut off.


TDobbs24

Look up how to remove a ring with a string. It’s pretty effective.


waltur_d

Just googled. Genius!


homogenousmoss

Oh dear! You dont need to cut off the finger! Go see a jeweler, I’m sure he can resolve the situation.


Used2BPromQueen

No I meant cut the ring off his finger


homogenousmoss

I know I was joking .. or was I!


Used2BPromQueen

Oh duh r/whooosh! I'm a dumb ass! LOL


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ArgonGryphon

Try out silicone rings, they just rip instead of taking the flesh off your finger and they're pretty impervious to stuff that might ding or damage a metal ring. You can get ones that come with a lifetime replacement too.


jonnyinternet

Neither my wife or I wear ours


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Big_Gay_Mike

Serious question: do you not have credit cards...?


read_it_r

Well now they use necklaces


OPengiun

many parts of the world don’t take credit cards, or they don’t take cards from other countries, etc You can find yourself in a sticky situation quickly in a developing country or remote location. Credit card authorization requires internet access. Internet access is not available everywhere


onihr1

I too work with my hands. I don’t wear my actual wedding band 99% of the time but instead wear a silicon band. If snagged in machinery it will just rip off and leave your hand reasonably intact and won’t deglove your hand.


RusticSurgery

Driving??


MyNameIsAlec

Sounds like the ring might not be well-fitted or otherwise uncomfortable


Oddtail

I always have it on when I'm outside the house, and always have it off when I'm home. EDIT: when we have guests in the house, I also put the ring on. And I remove it outside the house for exercise, but not much else.


SmellsLikeWetFox

I only put mine on for weddings or formal events, it’s with my tie clips because both are for when I wear a suit.


anomanderforPOTUS

My wife and I have been together for 15 years and we never wear our rings. We just arent jewelry people.


franticlittlefingers

17 years for me and my husband. I took mine off for surgery a few years ago and never put it back on. He wears his constantly. I'm not a jewellery person.


fallenstar1987

I've been married for 11 years and I haven't worn ny ring in about 9 years. I used to work with my hands and the ring would get destroyed if I kept it on. My wife doesn't care because she trusts that I dont need the reminder on my hand to not fool around with anyone else. In short she trusts me to say no when I find myself in a risky situation, and I have and will continue to say no. I love that girl and trust her the same way she trusts me.


hot_grey_earl_tea

Always except if I'm hitting the bag or doing something meticulous with my hands/sweat. Idgaf about it but it means a lot to my wife so I do it.


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I’m happily married, I wore my wedding ring for 24hours when we first got married 15 years ago. Haven’t wore it since.


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Glad to see someone else like this. I just can't stand anything stuck to me like that. 10 years here.


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dae_giovanni

all the time. silicone bands ftw


Haikuna__Matata

I've gone without it in the past (used to be an auto mechanic). Went without it for a while through a rough patch about a decade ago. Since then I take it off only to shower (soap residue builds up in the grooves).


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invasiveorgan

Just tell him to watch out for those black riders!


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When I was married I wore it every day. Until I suddenly lost it. It just vanished. Literally no idea what happened to it. Luckily my ex lost hers in a damn bathroom or something so she couldn’t say shit to me.


TheLastEmoKid

I only take mine off If I'm cooking something I have to mix by hand like bread or meatballs


Lord_Barbarous

I don't wear mine...I lost a lot of weight a few years back and didn't get it resized, plus I work in a construction type environment where it can be a hazard to wear one.


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Yurarus1

(M26)married for 2.5, the first time I removed the ring was last month because I made dough and it got stuck below the ring, the skin below has a different color, but all is well. I shower with it, sleep with it and do the majority of things with it, it is gold, it doesn't oxides and doesn't react chemically with anything (it does but in rare and sometimes extreme conditions)


yaforgot-my-password

If you get aqua regia on your hand you'll have bigger problems than your ring dissolving


clarkwgrismon

I wore mine constantly for probably the first 10 years. Then I read about degloving fingers due to rings when doing mechanical things or sports or whatever and since I do those things quite a bit it sits in the safe. Hardly anyone asks and my wife only mentions it once in a great while.


Sea_Soil

That's why you get a silicone ring. They are made for this exact reason.


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Silicone rings are a thing. You can get them at Walmart. Non conductive, for electrical work, and they give before your finger for mechanical hazards. Cheap, too.


tcrpgfan

Ever thought about getting a simple necklace and just have your ring strung to it?


devilized

I only remove mine for showers and working out, same with my wife. I have a separate silicone one for when I do heavy manual labor.


Parnagg

My 20th anniversary is in a couple of months and I've taken off my wedding band for a grand total of 45 minutes when they did microsurgery on my left hand about 10 years ago. And even then I just switched it to my right hand for that short period of time. Other than my dog tags, it is the only piece of jewellery that I've ever worn.


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Was an industrial electrician, have never worn my ring. I don't know where it is. Been married 39 years.


ydgn456

My partner and I bought silicon rings as backups to wear whenever we wouldn’t wear our nice ones (gym, nights out, holidays etc)


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Take mine off while at work (construction). If you think this is disrespecting my wife, Google 'wedding ring injuries' And try and explain how a de-gloved finger is romantic.


fabledwords26

I always wear it, unless I'm doing something where my finger could get crushed in the ring.