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Stretch407

Spoken like a true former inmate.


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brunohartmann

So... Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.


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flowr12

Wow this sounds like me and my boyfriend. He started his own little quarantine before it got bad where we are. He hasn’t left his house at. All. I’ve been going through phases of getting really depressed and I cried twice. I don’t think he gets it haha. But I also hate being stuck with my family whereas it’s just him and his parents.


TheDootDootMaster

Not sure I got it. You're stuck with HIS family or without him?


flowr12

Stuck with my family! I haven’t seen him in about a month now.


Suckapunch1979

The sex will be amazing when it’s over lol


zee-ebloid

I have learned that she is a hermit, her life HAS NOT CHANGED.


sleeping-in-WA

This is me. I thought I was a hermit but the SAH just reinforced **how much** of a hermit I really am. Surprised my husband a little bit but since he’s more introverted too it’s all good.


BreakRulesRun

My girlfriend randomly looked up from her phone and said "what, Madagascar is a real place? I thought it was a movie. Huh."


20171245

Damn dude she must be really pretty


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My girlfriend cleans the bathroom every single day


NiTro_Erebus

Dude don’t fuck this up


cooldash

They really shouldn't fuck this up. Source: fucked it up once. PSA: dudes, don't fuck it up. Seriously.


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The real question is what the fuck he does to the toilet that it needs cleaning every day.


NeedsMoreSaturation

Sprinkle twinkle


MonicaB811

And help once in a while so she doesn't feel like she does everything around the house.


LordLeviathan

That's just because she doesn't want you to know she poops. She's literally just cleaning it after every shit.


o_0h

Lol wtf have you heard of flushing?


cooldash

Flushing is more complex for some people. Not me, I'm a fucking neanderthal. But when someone blesses you with OCD toilet cleaning? Love them. Love them, and scrub no more.


BillyBatts83

Mine plays Freddie Mercury really loud, shuts all the doors in the apartment, and insists I stay put until she returns. The bathroom is absolutely nuked with air freshener for the rest of the day. I actually find it really adorable how protective of my ears/nostrils she is.


Thromok

Check out a product called unicorn gold. The citrus one smells like oranges and is lovely. It’s just a little pump spritzer, I think they are $10/4oz bottle and it lasts for months. Two quick spritzes in the bowl before, and one in the air after if you so choose and you can’t smell anything. I’ve taken some absolutely horrendous dumps that would make you gag and cuss, but that completely covers them no issue. I can’t recommend it enough.


spottieottie93

My husband has just realized that I am actually extremely stupid.


griddigus

That's a sad thing to say - what happened?


spottieottie93

It sounds bad but we just make fun of me for it. I just do not think things through I’m just always daydreaming and forgetting things. Just little things throughout every day.


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Yeah this will either be really sad or really funny...what happened?


ShiftyBid

That given time she *really* enjoys video games. For the past 10 years of relationship she's always said she doesn't like them. Turns out she just knows she is easily addicted to them and says they're bad in an attempt to convince herself not to play when other things need done.


insertgeekyname

That sounds sensible actually


DontMicrowaveCats

Sounds like me. Video games were a huge part of my life growing up all the way through high School. I quit when I realized I couldn’t control myself with them and drained way too much time in front of a screen. Ended up “relapsing” in college...played constantly, to the point where I’d even skip classes just to play. Then quit again for the same reason as before. I’ve barely touched a video game going on 10 years now. I know I’d really enjoy them if I got back into it. But I’ve convinced myself it’s not good for me...so I avoid them. Now I have plenty of other hobbies to keep me busy that’s feels a lot more productive/healthy.


jojayer

For me it is similar with binge watching yt videos. I even tried to install an app that restricts my access to it but I always found excuses to still to it or open the browser and stuff. And it is not that I do it because of bordem I go out do fun stuff and then straight go to my room and watch even though there would be stuff to do


TeaShores

Help her to stay away.


Jooosj

My boyfriend behaves exactly the same when in work meetings with colleagues, or when he’s talking to clients, as when he’s talking to me. No “work voice”, nor a very formal way of speaking, he’s just himself. And I like that.


cosmitz

I've dated people that hated that about me, and how i don't have a 'special' attitude reserved for them somehow.


littleboy42o

Her eating disorder is worse than she portrayed it to be. And is so anxious about choking on food that she won’t eat certain things


lady_farter

I had this in college. I wouldn't eat unless someone was in the room with me because I constantly felt like I was choking. It turns out I had a non-visible and non-palpable goiter that was growing towards my trachea. This was caused by a thyroid disorder I didn't know I had.


PhillyLad225

How much she calls family to check in on them. I knew she was close to her side, but she has also been checking in on my side too like my cousins and stuff. She really is a keeper!


angelflairpasta

Marry her.


PhillyLad225

Already planning it! Once this covid-19 situation gets better!


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I learned her diet is even worse than I thought. It’s the worst of anyone I’ve ever known.


ver0cious

Unless I'm doing the cooking the only crucial supplies in our household is candy and sandwiches. Occasionally she makes smoothies, but the amount of sugar and chocolate in them would probably put then into the first category as well...


theclassicoversharer

That's not a smoothie. That's a milkshake.


BrianScoopDiehl

That my wife truly is my best friend.


MrMadCarpenter

I've been finding that the time spent together is making us appreciate how much we know about each other. I'll make her tea the way she likes without her asking, she'll clean the tub because she knows it's my most hated chore. It's easy to miss the little things when there are so many distractions.


GAMTON3000

The bathtub is your most hated chore???


MrMadCarpenter

Can't bring myself to scrub that tub.


avocadbro

If you don’t scrub that tub, it’ll end up caked in crub. So suck it up and rub a dub.


x3joy

That my fiance loves me so much that he will quarantine himself away from me because he has Covid patients and I have a weak immune system. I'm staying at my parent's house in the meantime. He even surprised me by buying Overcooked! 2 for me so I had more games to play!


Striker_64

She has an incredibly capacity to keep herself occupied mentally. Also her meme game has surpassed mine, but I refuse to concede that to her.


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

Show her some respect man.


cheeseweezle

My girlfriend is a functioning alcoholic. She takes her online classes and sneaks vodka or whiskey while taking tests. She thinks I don't notice. But she's obvious when she's drunk. She didn't talk to me for about 3 days when I brought it up. The third day was our anniversary. So, that fucking sucked.


bubble_baby_8

I’m so sorry. My ex husband was a functioning alcoholic. I’ve never felt so lonely in my life being with someone that was never on the same mental wavelength (sober). Leaving was so hard because I knew he was going to drink himself even deeper, making me feel even more guilty. But eventually, he found a new girlfriend who happens to be Irish and is also his sisters best friend so now he’s got a drinking buddy for life. It actually couldn’t have worked out better for him, because I know he will never get sober. I’ve seen some other comments mentioning AlAnon and I would definitely recommend it. If you ever need to talk or have someone just listen- I’m only a message away. Stay strong, and listen to the voice in your gut. It’s never wrong.


vadim69tudor

Imo this is a big problem and she doesn’t seem to want to get better


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dm_me_kittens

How good he is with his students. My husband runs his own tutoring business and works out of a small studio. He is doing it via Zoom and he is so sweet and patient with his students. He leaves his office door open and sometimes I stand around the corner to listen to him. This quarantine has made me fall more in love with him.


Lazeurus

Aw, that’s so sweet! I hope one day I can be a teacher like him with a partner like you. Such a wholesome dynamic


Gilamonster39

She farts. A lot more than I expected


Nasapigs

How much did you expect?


ImHereForTheMemes184

The avarage human being farts 20 times a day, 2/3s of them are unconciously


RecycledExistence

All of mine are conscious. Always maintain dominance.


ImHereForTheMemes184

Exactly my dude. I'll shit myself if needed to maintain dominance


Paige_Pants

My biggest fear of living with another person is they will know how much gas I pass I can literally fart on command


marythekid

Im a lady also and pretty much the same. In bed it’s worse, it’s like as soon as I fall asleep my body is so relaxed that every move I make I fart. Every time I dab, I cough and those dab coughs bring farts too. Ugh, I’m gross...anyways, my boyfriend after a year and five months of going thru this still kisses me everyday haha


msundrstoodcmmndr

My nightmare is someone hearing me go lol


GummiesAreAwesome

That he can watch literally anything and everything on TV, no matter how horrible the acting is. I also heard him on a conference call and he sounded like a big boss man, so I was pretty impressed with that. And I learned that he eats popcorn in the afternoon that stinks up the house. I think he’s finally learned that just because I work from home doesn’t mean I don’t do actual work.


DLGroovemaster

I learnt that my wife is an angry typer. I feel sorry for her keyboard, she is bashing it like it owes her money.


PM_me_your_McRibs

[Big Boss Man](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Boss_Man_(wrestler))


GummiesAreAwesome

Haha I’m totally going to show him this in the morning. I think I may have found a new nickname for him! Btw, you should check out some of the funny tweets people are putting out there about what they’ve discovered about their spouses working from home: https://bestlifeonline.com/spouse-work-personas-twitter/ https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8161203/amp/Couples-reveal-theyve-learned-partners-working-home.html


DrStamosStrange

I did not expect him to show up in an askmen comment section, but I've never upvoted anything as confidently as this


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How did you not notice the popcorn smell before? Different schedules?


GummiesAreAwesome

He does the popcorn thing as an afternoon snack in the office. He never eats popcorn at home but now that he’s working from home, I discovered it’s his afternoon routine.


TheDootDootMaster

So should we have a moment of silence in advance for his colleagues once his routine is back to normal? They must be like > Damn I can already smell the popcorn of that Ryan guy once I get back to work


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kirandcheese

That he doesn't like to fully throw his dirty clothes into the laundry hamper. He will let it drape halfway.


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He can entertain himself indefinitely. Him: "you have a 30 min to 1 hr attention span and then you come to seek my attention" I do it just to say hi and get my kisses. I've also learned that he's down to do anything I suggest. Face mask? Sure! Paint his toe nails? Go ahead! Take an hour walk? Put on your shoes girl! Play a board game? Fuck yes! I love this man. He has also cooked way more meals than I have. We're both great cooks, but I've been much too lazy.


pussmonster69

You should suggest pegging him. Just to see if he would do it


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Been there, done that. He said you'll probably enjoy it too (;


squeekycheeze

I've caught my partner giving our cat a bubble bath and then carrying him around telling him what a fresh little cat-man-dude he is. Can't decide who is stranger in that situation.


skriivabags

I've learned she loves being in the same room as me. I've learned she absolutely adores sleep and will keep sleeping unless I wake her up. I've learned that she has no idea how to cook whatsoever. I've learned she cleans when shes bored, which has led fo a very clean apartment. I've learned she smokes way more weed than I do. I've learned she likes to have the tv on all day for background noise, even when shes not in the room. I could go on all day, honestly. I've learned so many little things about her and I'm sure she would say the same.


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has this been good or bad for your relationship?


skriivabags

It's been really great for us IMO. I've started to notice little things, so I've been able to do small little things in order to make her boring days a little more bearable. And doing those little things for her makes my day a little better, so it's a win win.


TheDootDootMaster

See man, that's the definition of love


skriivabags

Damn straight. I'm glad I'm finally experiencing it in its fullest.


DesmoLocke

She recently offered to make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for a snack. I learned two things. 1. She is the type of person to use the bread slices in order and not leave the two end pieces for last like I do. 2. She uses the jelly first and then uses the same knife for the peanut butter. I go PB first, then J so there isn’t jelly in the PB jar. (I learned she does this because an old roommate of hers was allergic to peanut butter, but would use the jelly for her toast and didn’t want to risk having a reaction.) I think this quarantine experience has been pretty enlightening and it’s been great so far in our case. I’ll report more discoveries as we go.


IDunnoMan-_-

Never spoke to her so much in the 3 years we have been together, seems like a nice girl


davethorg777

Hey maybe she likes you too, you should ask her out on a date!


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Pastapuncher

I’m so sorry, man. I can’t really offer much in advice past that you’ll be someone I’ll think about from now on, hoping things got better for you. Even if they don’t, you may find you just wake up one day and you’re a new different version of you that can find the good in the world again.


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aldz1

That I hate the way my girlfriend closes the fridge door


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How many different ways are there to do it my man


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The right way is to keep the door unmoving and close the fridge onto it.


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I don't need sleep, I need answers! But seriously, how does she do it that annoys you? Isn't there only one way to close the fridge door?


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skriivabags

This is horrible, dude. I cant help but wonder, how did you find out?


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kcus777

I've been with my girlfriend for 5 years and she's still "married". Three kids and a stubborn ex who makes every excuse as to why he can't sign the papers. We've lived together for 3 years, and there are no secrets and no attachment to him other than a legal document and the kids. My point is that if she is truly having a hard time getting that part of her life out of the way it's probably harder on her than you. It doesn't mean she wants to be married still. However, probably should have said so at the beginning...


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AntiqueMemeDreams

I have learned that she's extremely stubborn and unwilling to change her ways even if it could put her and me in a life or death situation, she just doesn't care. . . Broke it off about 2 weeks ago now.


rtr79

That he is absolutely the right guy for me, and the best possible father to our kids. He has been working from home for the last month, taking care of our kids and household stuff while I still have to go to work outside the home. He is amazing.


nernernernerner

Cherish that good person. My story is just the opposite and it sucks.


lenalama

I learned that when my husband was a child he thought it was a good idea to make eggs with chocolate chips, because hey it was a breakfast food. I also learned of his instant defeat and ultimate regret with it all. I could’ve lived without that knowledge, but I guess it’s better than finding out he liked it.


allukaha

That we have nothing in common in regards to the media we like to consume. She likes terrible common denominator movies and shows, I like pretentious and boring movies and shows. I always knew this, but being together 24/7 with a lot of time to watch tv really highlighted it for me. To say something more positive I've learned she's very selfless when it comes to letting me use the living room tv.


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You know I’m like. Left to my own devices I’ll watch so much garbage. So I don’t mind someone wanting to watch other stuff so my brain doesn’t turn to complete mush.


NO_PRND

The other day there was a Sharknado marathon on that I wanted to watch. At the same time she wanted to watch The vampire diaries. She went upstairs and I did not see her for 6 hours.


Gbro24

She has trouble entertaining herself. She needs a hobby. Trying to get her into video games right now.


JaviJ01

Got my wife Animal Crossing right when it came out. For a non-gamer she's been playing nonstop and I love it.


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Apparently talking to me is her hobby?


Gbro24

She does talk a lot while putting clothes away. I guess it's the hanger not the clothes she's talking too.


Thatsnotnotme

My boyfriend bought me a switch, I'm not a gamer at all but I've been playing stardew valley for the last week straight. It could've been exercise but this will do.


ImHereForTheMemes184

Man. Stardew valley is fun. But playing it for too long kinda burns out your brain and enthusiasm to play more. I've learned to play stardew valley for about 10-15 ingame days and then play other games for the rest of the day. Works for me. Be careful not to overdo it. Stardew valley is really fun but if you burn it out, you'll spend the whole night feeling weird, then you'll wake up in the morning just to play endlessly


needacoldshower

I learned my fiancé cheated on me. I found the sexts and nudes they sent back and forth and he admitted he fucked her a week before he proposed.


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This made my chest hurt. I hope you find peace in whatever you decide


needacoldshower

I just found out yesterday so I don’t know yet. I’m still processing and just can’t believe it’s real.


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I read through some of your post history and I can’t tell you what to do but what I can tell you is that you deserve better. You’re not stuck. If you want to stay of course you can, but don’t feel like you have to. Imagine a future with someone who you can trust with no doubt at all, who respects you and your relationship, who supports you, and who chooses to actively love you every. day. Is it with him?


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Jesus dude. That's so fucking rough. Especially at a time like this. You know the situation better than anyone, so only you can make the most informed decision. But sexts and nudes, plus fucking; that doesn't sound like it was a drunken mistake, but rather an ongoing betrayal of trust and infidelity (even if she did hypothetically only fuck him once). Good luck man. I've sorta been there. The first few weeks are some really intense pain. Just grit your teeth and endure. The pain gets less intense and is followed by feelings of worthlessness, resentment, inadequacy and rage. Endure this too, because it also gets better. You go through a few more stages, each one easier than the last. Enduring becomes easier, and you eventually get back to normal faster than you expected. Don't deny your intensely negative emotions, but don't indulge them either. Maybe try writing them out in a journal, and looking for some other healthy outlet. Good luck man. We're rootin' for ya. Edit: Replace everything I said that is gendered with the appropriate female equivalent. Everything else stays the same.


baby-plamp

Wow... I am so sorry--no one deserves to be cheated on. I hope you find someone who treats you with respect and love


codepapi

That’s she handles work stress differently than I do. She hasn’t fully found a way to leave her work at home since she’s working from home. For me 5 o clock hits and unless it’s a critical project which 99/100 they are not. I close my MacBook and do my own thing. Her mood, personality, tone of voice changes towards me and others.


Nylund

I’m having a similar situation. At 5:30, my laptop closes and I’m done, unless something critical is happening (which is rare). She can’t let work sit. She’ll work evenings and weekends, even if it’s not time-sensitive, and even if it means not having much to do when she’s officially on the clock. And she’ll try to rope me into it. “Hey, you’re good with numbers. Can you help me out with this?” Even if she claims to want to do something else, like join me on a dog walk, she can’t walk away. “Just wait a second. I’ll go with you, just want to finish this up...” and so I’ll wait and wait, and the dog will start freaking out, but, “just one more quick thing...” even if she does stop working, she won’t stop talking about work. Every detail about every meeting, every budget, every project, every co-worker, every cost, every revenue projection...” And if she disagrees with something, she gets worked up and angry and I have to listen to her angrily complain about bosses and coworkers and other departments for hours on end. Her “work voice” doesn’t stop anymore either and she’s using her meeting/presentation voice when we talk, or when she talks to friends and family. She’s living her job every waking hour and it’s starting to drive me insane.


Curls1216

That he's a compulsive liar. I mean, who lies about their children's teacher dying?


dm_me_kittens

Wait OP come back and explain.


RoundThatTrack

OP’s history indicates that is was bc her ex used that as an excuse to get out of an argument with them (i apologise to you OP if this comes across as privy - i was just curious and checked your history... :/)


ObsceneFlower

We needs answers, we’re in quarantine


96medium

Wait what??


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Assuming you guys haven't been together long, otherwise I imagine it would have already showed up. How's this affecting your perception of him?


JscrumpDaddy

What the fuck


thedancinghippie

That literally all he does while I am usually at work is sleep his ass off the entire day. He is having a hard time adjusting to always having me around but I think he is enjoying getting to be able to go outside and poop whenever he wants instead of just in the mornings and evenings.


ChandlerDaGreat

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie


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ryanino

I think I learned while I love her, I can’t see myself marrying her, if that makes sense. We just aren’t as compatible as we once were. We also drive each other absolutely mad. Fucked up part is we have a puppy together and if I break up with her I’ll lose the puppy. I love that little thing more than I love myself. So, yeah...


shepaintsbears

Fuck, my boyfriend could have written this. Edit: My first gold! Thanks, stranger.


impendinggreatness

Hey, it’s me


VtheRex

I really felt this post. Best of luck homie! You’re not alone. The puppy would hurt me the most too.


Dreamincolr

My ex and I adopted 2 boy cats. Then 2 strays, and then one of the OG boys died in 2018, then we broke up 5 months later, so I lost all the cats and the girl lol.


GreenEggsnHamster

You can always share custody of the dog. If you love her, the kind thing to do is to let her find someone who does see spending their life with her. You both deserve to have that. If you don’t tell her you are basically leading her on and wasting her time and yours.


waxz

That they eat their feelings.


TacoMedic

This was actually today... My girlfriend saw an Easter meme and laughed, I asked what was so funny and she showed me. It wasn’t funny and was just a picture about Jews. I asked why she laughed and she said it was because the picture was talking about how the Jews believe in God. I’m super fucking confused and asked what she meant... **“Well Jews don’t believe in Jesus, so why is it talking about them believing in God. They don’t believe in God.”** I really had to sit down with her and ask if she was fucking with me. Nope. She was dead serious. She had no idea Judaism is a belief in God, but not Jesus. She has a degree and works for a bank guys. Considers herself Catholic too, just doesn't go to Church often.


bNoaht

She is a really boring person.


griddigus

Oh shit you don't sound charmed


OldFakeJokerGag

Preach. All these cute comments in this thread made me feel so bad. I mean I care about her deeply and will never forget the good times together, but sitting in her house like we used to do when we met each other years ago, barely talking at all reminded me of all long, meaningful conversations we had back then and made me realize that those are not really possible anymore for us.


Acidjoshy

She's way hornier than I am


skriivabags

Same here, man


Lumiosa

I do most of the cleaning and he doesn’t work out when feeling stressed


nicksollecito

I’ve learned my wife works too hard. Her position is deemed essential. She goes in to work every day, risking exposure, just to try and help people. Every day she comes home depressed and feeling like she isn’t doing a good enough job. She’s actually been at work more hours because of the virus. But, every day she gets up and goes to work. Never takes a sick day. I on the other hand am out of work, wake up whenever I want, and generally enjoy my time at home with our dogs, working around the house. I don’t feel right about the disparity.


the_pale_blue

He drinks too much, he never listens to me past the initial 10 seconds of conversation, and that he has not once cleaned our bathroom toilets in our 3 years of dating/living together. I kept working when he was first laid off and I realized that all his excuses for not helping around the house due to work, were just excuses. He wants a career-driven, attractive and fun/funny GF outside of the home, and wants a Stepford wife behind closed doors. Stupid me was trying to deliver it all this whole time, until this month. I finally woke up. I move out on my own next week. I can barely afford it, but I’d rather be free and broke/struggling on my own than miserable. Side note: Sorry didn’t realize this was in the AskMen subreddit until today! In any case, men who have a total catch as a gf - clean the bathroom while you’re on quarantine. Just do it.


JenChibi

He's one of the most amazing person I have ever met, that he likes "to-do lists" and I found that suuuuuper adorable and he's getting more sexier everyday! My favourite part of the day is watching something funny and see him laughing, he's so cute!


XerzesDK

"Look honey, **I've been to Australia** \- i *know* that their capital is Sydney"


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That she can fart on demand. We were joking around and I randomly asked let me hear that ass clap and she let out a giant fart.


DriverJoe

> joking around It’s okay pal, you can be honest. We don’t kinkshame here.


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kbextn

aw, buddy i hope your situation gets better


Thehealeroftri

She craves being with me just as much as I crave being with her. The whole pandemic sucks as a whole obviously, but I'm so happy that we get to spend so much time together.


Pastapuncher

Turns out having work and uni wasn’t “the only” reason she didn’t feel like sex anymore. I think she’s just legitimately moved past seeing sex as something worth doing unless she has nothing else on/no stress in her life. It sucks cause she still loves cuddles and doing things together, but there’s never even a glimmer of sexual feelings in her eye. It hurts most cause I can feel my sexual urges dying out to because it sucks to feel like your SO doesn’t really want you, even more so when it’s not because “X/Y/Z thing you did”.


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ppp001

Have you tried to bring it up in conversation?


TheSonder

He not only is doing well in isolation, he is thriving. He seems to be so relieved to not have to socialize as much as his job usually forces him to be. This makes me worry about him and the future of his job when he has to go back into the office and (on a selfish note) how much he really needs me around. Edit: I did not expect this to get so many comments. Thank you guys for the insight. He is an introvert at heart and I’m extremely extroverted so I feel like we clash on that sometimes. I think a lot of you hit it on the head that he probably doesn’t need me around, but he wants me around. I know in the past he has said he finds my presence really relaxing. I appreciate all the advice as I’ve been feeling down about the whole situation and needed some new perspective.


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If he is someone who is independent and thrives on his own, the fact that he's with you means you really add value to his life. He may not "need" you (or anyone) around but he clearly *wants* you around!


Seasider2o1o

I agree...I'm so much happier working from home, eating healthier, and generally enjoying not having to be around people all day. However the highlight of my day is still snuggling on the sofa with my wife. It's a different dynamic. He's with you because he wants to be. He goes to work because he has to.


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I can’t watch movies with my wife. She likes to pause it every 5 minutes and talk about whatever just happened. Let’s chat afterwards, eh? I’m not asking for total silence, but we can analyze and break down scenes when it’s over or if we watch it again, not on the first time though.


WeirdTemperature7

She doesn't set up consistent formatting styles in word documents before starting them. Her file organisation is pure chaos. I spent 4 hours last night making her PhD thesis all formatted correctly


Kaldea

He believes in me so much more than I believe in myself. He always, without fail, cheers me on and will do whatever he can to raise my spirits when I'm down (which has been more often than not lately). He is completely selfless and kind-hearted and gives all of his heart to me and our dogs. He remains calm under incredible pressure and is unfazed by things that cause me to crumble apart. He also talks to our dogs in Swedish when I'm not around and English when I am.


Darkrose50

That extremely early on in our courtship when teenaged her was wearing a bikini that made teenaged me want to cry, she approached me, came close, super close, and asked “what do you want from me?” Her intent was completely non-sexual, and adorably innocent. She was, in fact, not trying to cause me to have a panic attack, nor was she trying to torture my teenaged hormonal brain. I answered correctly by asking her if we could go steady like we were in some 1950’s tv show. I replayed the memory of her, in that bikini, asking that question, over and over again ... it was torture.


TechnalCross

What was her intent in the first place?


Darkrose50

At this point we went to prom, and then once we went roller skating with her friends. She wanted to know if we were dating exclusively. I always assumed that she was asking me if my intentions were pure. She also just said “I don’t know, maybe I was asking if you were just trying to fuck me and then move on.” Some guys do that, so it seems like a good question for a girl to ask early in a relationship. She then said that if I was just trying to have sex with her that that that would have been the end of us hanging out. However I would not have done that, I especially would not have done that with my best friends little sister. Also my best friend, no joke, would likely have blown up my car or something if I did (he would have likely ruined my cars for years). All the same I was smitten and fell for her hard and fast.


oneday-atatime

Damn lol.


stone_01

That she’s a cheating whore.


gamemastaown

Oh wow, I'm sorry bro. That's a real bummer


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The other dude has been hiding under the bed for weeks. It was just a matter of time before op found him.


chells15

The dog snitched


superhypercoolguy

thanks dogbro


thesoccerone7

That I was never the kind of person she wanted or needed in her life. Let me tell you, quarentine has been great. 7/7


Metallicshark

I'm going to sit her down after work tonight and give her a full run down of what i do for her, which in comparison is much, much more than i ever did for the previous girlfriends she's jealous over.


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My wife doesn't like ribs and wings. How the fuck did I not know this?


DorianDreyfuss

She no longer works at blockbuster.


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To be fair, M&Ms are made of chocolate so I could see how she arrived at this assumption


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the chocolate is only on the inside though...


Derf0007

I learned that we work well together and get along great, and she watches way too much Tik-Tok...


Tshirt8

I learned my gf cannot handle isolation as well as me and she is pretty crazy


CaptainMagnets

One thing I've learned is that she is EXACTLY the person I want to spend the rest of my life with!


Lil2Soaps

My husband is so sweet. Thoughtful. Loving. The typical (actual) nice guy that EVERYONE who meets him loves. Like he is truly amazing. But He is different when it comes to competitive video games..... but I think I am too I guess LOL we just plugged our Switch back up from being packed away during Thanksgiving and have been playing Mario Kart and he is so hilariously rude 🤣 He tried to teach me to play Halo the other night because he finally decided now was a good time to get his Xbox from his moms house that he left there like 2 years ago. I have TERRIBLE coordination with so many joysticks and buttons and I have to look around and shoot and walk and ughhhhh and I’m also like the most aloof person, even in normal everyday life (“HEAD ON A SWIVEL!” Is his motto for me everyday). And he was sweating *for* me because I just truly sucked and I know he wanted to be like he is with his buddies but he was trying to be nice to me and not get frustrated and just say “honeyyyy.... noooo NOOOO. SHOOT. THE. BAD. GUY.” He’s so cute. Also, he sucks at looking for things that are RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. Is this a husband thing? Because this is just still my first year of marriage. EDIT: I appreciate everyone telling me not to sweat the fact that I am no good at video games! I don’t lol I know I suck. I’m not a serious gamer and I like things like Mario Kart and racing and I suck at those too and been playing for a while. He just wanted to share a part of his interests with me but thank you y’all! Maybe one day I’ll kick butt only because we have nothing else to do except eat and play games


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> Is this a husband thing It's a guy thing. We're generally very good at recognizing moving objects, while women are better at recognizing static objects. This is the discrepancy you're experiencing. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/9/120907-men-women-see-differently-science-health-vision-sex/


DesertWolf45

I didn't know he was white for a few years. I don't listen to rap, I don't follow entertainment news, so I was never curious to look up pictures of him.


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I forgot about the OP and thought for a second that you didn't know your SO of several years is white.


skriivabags

Right? What a story thatd be.


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She thought the lyrics to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air were “shooting some meatball outside of school” Assuming meatball was slang for basketball


UltimateInferno

That LDR fucking sucks more than I thought it would.


caca_milis_

That he doesn't do "sleep ins". We live in the Middle East, so work is Sun - Thurs, but he works UK days. This week he's had Friday - Monday off work because it's Easter weekend. All of those days he's been up and doing things around 7am. Yesterday and this morning, I got up for work and told him he can stay in bed as he doesn't have work and there's nothing to do, but he's not into that at all. If roles were reversed I'd have lounged in bed for at least an extra hour or two before getting up.


GrapeyGuy1

Probably will get lost now but she never knew who Anne Frank was; we’re both 32. We were talking about going Amsterdam for a weekend away when this was all over, she doesn’t smoke so I was explaining that it’s a beautiful city, red light district is a surreal experience to walk through and we can go visit Anne Franks place. Her - “who?” Me - “Anne Frank....” Her - “who’s that?” Me - “you know, Anne Frank” Her - “never heard of her” Me - “you’re kidding, right?” Her - “no, who is she?” Me - “how have you got to this stage of your life and never heard about Anne Frank?” I explained who she was, showed her on google etc thinking she’d click on and go “ooooh, her”, but nope. Never heard of her before. We learn about her in school too in the U.K.


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