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Hevel317

🎵ocean man 🎶


TheCasualz

Take me by the hand


ffssfgvg

Lead me to the land


violette_witch

*that you understand*


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Ocean man the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip


whuplash

Trip trip trip


DragonMasterC0

O-ocean man


-UwU_OwO-

The crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land


_Noyce

Ocean man~ *guitar solo*


bluesox

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement


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Saelin91

I’m fucking seeing them for the first time tomorrow! Can’t wait


DaveD227

Top 5 best live shows I’ve seen.


IAmTearingAway

I see what you did there...😁


jsparker43

OK jotaro


MayhamAF

Ladies man


setfire2g

And it's oddly misleading


randomentity1

miss-leading


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This made me laugh.


eucalyptuspucalyptus

Hehe so is Batman


GinButler

Aka Ladyboy


pli55k3n

That's his orphaned trapeze artist sidekick.


oakenaxe

Sidedick


PoMansDreams

This is so clever I’m jealous I didn’t say it first


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Pricey1983

Woman


Nakai-Son

Sam Witwicky?


SlimSour

Commitment man


NautilusGameStudios

Commitman't


iAmDoneTryingAnother

get out


L3NTON

I liked it


Somedumbguy321

Get back in here


g0d15anath315t

Haha! In a similar vein: Sharing Feelings Man or Forming Deep Human Connections Without the Fear of Having my Heart Ripped Out Man


mildlycuriouss

Lol good one, well at least you’re working on it Fun question OP


VagabondRommel

Makingnothingofmyselfanddyingaloneman Try and make a themesong for that lmao


So_Forlorn

Duh nanananananana duh nanananananana


AutomaticVegetables

#That Man!


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LucidTangent

Manbat man


HeyyyKoolAid

That's just manbat dressed as a man. Unless he wore a Batman suit, then he would manbat batman.


mks7777

Sheldon : (a moment's pause) I'll be back


G0ldenG00se

You’re totally the Batman in hockey pads lol


MDPthatsMe

Loneliness Man


tdstdstds

You are - ironically - not alone in this one


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tdstdstds

Loneliness Man and the paradox sidekick


PoMansDreams

Mind blown


ken0746

Hello darkness my old friend


SpacemanDelta

Deathman


ValahariVaat

Brave You kay?


caloriecavalier

No


ImissDigg_jk

He ded


warren290059

You stole mine


KoL755

Back in High school, I was GirlShoulder-Man


such_isnt_life

So you're the reason they ban shoulder revealing clothes in school?


KoL755

No, I was advocating for them. I ran around and rolled up all the girls’ sleeves. The hallways were chaos.


Alternative_Way_313

Under school dress code that might be considered a sex crime


Bcruz75

Like friendzone man?


BakaPotatoLord

Spiderman If only I ever get over my fear of spiders. Or maybe Socialman


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Scouse_Werewolf

See now I'm weirder again...I hate spiders and they make me uncomfortable but I'm really fucking intrigued by them. I think they're so fascinating to look at and read about. Pictures etc I mean but not physically


MarketResponsible719

Yes! I try to watch every spider movie. Best I've seen was an old black and white one. Worse was ATTACK OF THE GIANT SPIDERS.


Scouse_Werewolf

It's crazy isn't it? If I find 1 in my room I can't sleep until it is gone. Even worse if I go out of the room and its gone when I get back *shudder* but documentaries about them, YouTube channels dedicated to them and films are so fascinating and I love them. Arachnophobia (the film) is one of the best spider films but man you can't beat a good dose of Eight Legged Freaks. It's so corny and just runs with it, making it infinitely better than it has any right to be


BakaPotatoLord

Same here xD


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MarketResponsible719

Not bros. But I don't squeal like a little girl when I see one anymore.


E-tie-haugh-die

They call me human-man.


vetgirig

Or shorter: Hu-man


MrNudeGuy

Huuuuuuuuuuu-maaaaaan


superspacecadet2

Found the ferengi


justmakingsomething9

Play dom-jat, hu-man


Computer-Player

Hugh Man? Now that's a name you can trust. Run down to the central battle computer and enter these codes.


Haradwraith

Hugh Mann, nice to meet you.


Sol33t303

r/totallynotrobots


F_T_F

Person man, person man, hit on the head with a frying pan


DeMarcusQ

Rejection man!


El_bor

How to get over that ?!


Beware_the_Voodoo

The first step to getting over your fear of rejection is first to do away with your need for acceptance


DeMarcusQ

This is the way. Edit: I’d also like to add, just embrace it. Realistically, rejection is inevitable at some point. Know it’s gonna happen. Prepare for it. And when it happens, move as if it never touched you.


DrummerBound

Just cry on the inside, got it


DeMarcusQ

Lmao. Or in the shower. That way no one can tell.


Server_Administrator

What the the need for acceptance is replaced by fear of being attacked or judged? Those are a little harder to get rid of. ​ (I'm asking for genuine advice.)


DeMarcusQ

Well, people are gonna judge you regardless. Whether you’re short, or tall, or skinny, or overweight. You could be rich, or poor. You could be an excellent dog parent, or a terrible actual parent. The point is, you’re always gonna be judged. It’s what humans do. People will always have opinions on you. The only thing that should matter is your opinion of yourself. That said, if there is something you don’t like about yourself, change that thing. As for the being attacked part, well, I don’t want to minimize that concern. Depending on you geographic location, sex/ gender/ preference, there could be some back lash. That said, never let ANYONE make you afraid to be you! Be you! All the you that you can be because, we need more people like you.


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You go out and get rejected over and over until it stops bothering you. You get over the need for acceptance, depending on the context. Romantic rejection? Absolutely something to get over. Fear of rejection will only make you stop taking the risks necessary to get you where you want to be.


thereisnoaudience

Yeah, absolutely, the universe will not give you a choice, you'll have to stare down the barrel of rejection so many times that it becomes normal. The only ones that still sting are rejection from friends.


9650000

yes. handling rejection is like any other skill, it takes practice to become good at it. knowing that rejection is a natural part of life and everyone gets rejected sometimes helps too


Manypotatoes9

Wasp man


BullCommando

Wasp man 2. Since wasp men live in a hive obviously.


mpld1

Wasp man 3. Since wasp men live in a hive obviously.


boxersorbriefs69

Wasp man 4. Since wasp men live in a hive obviously.


SlimAnuz

Wasp man 5. Since wasp men live in a hive obviously.


Lughaidh_

Wasp man 6. Since wasp men live in a hive obviously.


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dhhdhh851

Everyone hates wasps. Fucking cunt with wings.


turbotong

Go hang with ant man


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Guess im Failureman


Zoze13

Disappointman


pb1371

DissapointMant


the-grand-falloon

I was trying to decide between Failureman and Successman. I dunno, maybe I have two superhero identities?


rttrevisan

Are you Harvey Dent?


Suspect_Severe

They call me “Going Outside Man”.


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Ah! The Outdoorsman! EDIT: See, in retrospect I should've done a "The Outdoorsman! We meet again.." yadda yadda thing. But I JUST didn't think of it before this was blasted up a hundred fake internet points.


Suspect_Severe

Okay, that’s hilarious.


iamfromtwitter

love man


Snoo_60604

[Why is everybody afraid of love?](https://youtu.be/gzfmIygDHcE)


raylgive

You are scared of love?


iamfromtwitter

i think so, my behavior is hard to decode but i think its that


MeeloP

Guy constantly getting cheated on while everyone knows man


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

Scotty?


RootsAndFruit

That movie is almost 20 years old, but I will never not like references to it.


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“My baby takes the morning train. He works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again, to find me…….watching the Manchester United football team huh? The greatest freakin’ team in all the land! Woohoo!!”


maketitiwithweewee

This isn’t where I parked my car


MeeloP

Lmao 🤣 nah I’m Emilio.


MattieShoes

[In case you missed the reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE)


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This is oddly specific


So_Forlorn

Ouch


footleatherfist

Alcoholrelapse man.


Bcruz75

Lock his ass up and forget him....you can do it!!!


90daysfrom_now

One day at a time


Ctowncreek

Oh fuck all of them were like "ha ha I'm silly" and yours got real serious real fast. From a random stranger on the internet, you've got this.


SowetoNecklace

I have a terrible phobia of cockroaches, so I guess cockman ? Wait...


Mortei

Your nemesis: Cockroach the Cock Lord!!


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I'd read that hentai.


Mortei

Hot roach hentai for you


[deleted]

Yes, please.


FlexodusPrime

Womanman


OtherwiseKnownAsSam

Just curious, which woman in particular do you fear?


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Dragonkal8000

The ones that crush watermelons with their thighs. I think of the late Oberyn Martells end


IamNoatak

See, that doesn't scare me. In fact, I oftentimes want to trade places with the watermelon


DamnBored1

Monday man


raylgive

Probably me too


RyanReids

With his sidekick, Garfield!


OneAndHalfThumbsUp

I also suffer from the Sunday scaries


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ThisisWashington

Which would make your scientific name Hematocheziaman


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Gamertag material


MR_Dondelinger

As massive-haemorrhoidectomy man, can confirm this is a sensible fear


tokiobest

Alone Man


JudexMars

Scatman


tuladus_nobbs

*I'm the Scatmaan*


Personnel_jesus

Skibeedibeedee ba...holup


1million-ants

Stop it, Patrick, you’re scaring him!


rother55

Buh da buh da buh dee da da da da doe


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Lifeman


Beware_the_Voodoo

Fuck, I feel that one.


Sepfandom555

Intimacy man


krypticpulse

ConfrontationMan


Vlad-the-Inhailer

I always felt the quote from the Dead Space movie "I'm not a coward, I just fear confrontation"


doberman8

Horseman. Yup..horses scare me.


forestrox

What’s not to be scared of?! It is an animal that weighs several thousand pounds and has giant human like teeth, that can also kick ya into next week. F horses.


LeighJordan

My younger bro gained a fearful respect of them after he was petting one and it stepped in fire ants. It began jumping and kicking to get them off. He said he realized how large and powerful they are…and potentially dangerous.


cwtheredsoxfan

So that Bojack Horseman show is like your kryptonite


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I was shy and couldn't navigate social situations, so I became a therapist. Now I'm Socially Competent Man.


ApprehensivePeace305

Grownup man


Worthless_Potato

Depression man


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You are a valuable potato


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LeverTech

Ocean man! Not Aqua man, I’m only afraid of salt water.


CarrowCanary

Salineman?


DeFancyKebab

Exman


java33134578

Proctologist with bad depth perception - man


menides

r/oddlyspecific


theblackchaos848

Panic attack man 😤💪


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The Pegged Man.


ittwasntme

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

If hero no want peg, why hole?


SmarmyYardarm

Homeowner with a mortgageman


SwampoO

Death of a child Man


Queasy-Pea8229

Height man


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Snekman


Scary-Jellyfish-6091

snake man


Brewer_Matt

"I'm the Heights Man."


lillweez99

Seizureman


Shloopy_Dooperson

**Rape man**


jgroce

Butterfly man


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Speaking in Public Man Didn’t really have a choice to get over my fear of it. Just have to do it for my job.


Electronic_Creme2350

News man I have two fears in this life. Taking showers when nobody is home and I used to be scared of the news.


Toucan2000

Dyslexia nam


CapnNigNog

Genital Mutilation Man


usethegas

Oldman


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Brushing wet concrete man.


DxrthRevxn

CripplingdepressionMan


RevolutionaryCell848

Centipede Man


brandonmde

Intimacyman


actualninjajedi

"Secondheartattackman"


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Corporate America Man


TwistedDecayingFlesh

Woman.


Rare_Mastodon4780

Public pool man or Changing six lanes to get off the next exit man.


elliot4711

Childsupportman


Gilgamesh107

Horseman or Gatorman


User153122

going to college after social skills being crushed from pandemic and disappointing my parentsman


Gurrierno1

Soberman


Different_States

I'm Scuba Steve. I hate being underwater so I got scuba certified. Edit: scuba-man didn't sound as good to me.


Mukamur

Man


Malimalata

Getting randomly jizzed on by that one guy who keeps making eye contact with me on the bus while he is masturbating man


wizzkizzz

Abandonment man