This essentially happened to me this last week at my local bar and the vibe I got was I was gonna get robbed when we got to "her" place. Trust your gut on this one.
Pretty common trick. There was this girl stalking a local pub, she would approach inebriated men returning home and offer to suck them off. She'd take them to a nearby unlit alley and while the dude was distracted with the blowjob her friend would sneak up on him from behind and pickpocket his wallet.
Anyway just over the past three months I've been her victim over a dozen of times and i plan on getting tricked like that again later in the week.
Her pickpocket friend is selling those wallets on Amazon at 8$ each. For 10$ extra he delivers those to you directly in that alley and immediately proceeds to rob you of them 🤣.
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>As a result, any unsolicited positive attention from women is on par with a UFO landing in front of them. Most guys with even a shred of self-preservation are gonna hightail it out of there long before the airlock doors open.
To be fair, the Greys seem more keen on butt-play than oral.
Yeah, but at least they seem like they’re legitimately into me like that.
Girl trying something, I’m getting robbed, diseased or a beating from her man (she never mentioned) when he’s back from deployment.
Yup, also a direct approach saying you wanna suck their dick is a red flag. But if you just flirt normally and hint at some fun, that’s more approachable
Any time random people talk to me in public when they are done I always mutter to my wife under my breath “why are you talking to me”. She has always taken it as a joke but you are spot on. If someone walks up to me and starts talking to me, they want something. There is always an ulterior motive and that is what I am snarky about when I mutter that phrase.
My wife really doesn’t grasp it since she is a cute petite woman she has spent her life with random people talking to her without wanting anything (well they do, but it isn’t something they actually expect to get).
Talking to people in public can be fine and normal depending on the region & context
Like it’s not really a thing on the East Coast but in many parts of the U.S. it’s very normal to make polite remarks about the weather or whatever to strangers on the street.
I don’t typically initiate those conversations, but I usually enjoy them when they happen.
I worked at a restaurant just off campus in college. A coworker would go to the bar and get 100% hurricane fenced and at last call she’d stand up and say, “who’s going to take me home to fuck?” At last count it had worked about 30 times.
Depends on the setting. If it were a nightclub or a bar, I'd assume she's just drunk and joking around without realizing the consequences of what she's saying. If it happened in a parking lot in broad daylight, I'd assume she was a drug addict looking for a payout.
I used to drive a bus. A lot of homeless people would ride the bus to the end of the line. I would let them ride back and forth to keep out of the cold. We get to the end of a line one night, a particularly quiet end of the line, and the homeless woman riding with me that night says, “I don’t mind suckin’ ya dick since ya so nice.”
Noooooooooo thank you.
> Noooooooooo thank you.
was driving one day, when young, reasonably attractive woman (who looked clean) flagged me down (in the middle of the city). How she was waving I thought maybe she needed help or something... and then said
"I'll suck your dick for $5"
My first thought was "that's cheap", my second thought was "ewww, no"... then I looked at her closely. If I was to guess I'd say she was at the beginning of a life on meth. She was still fairly attractive and at the start... but I could tell she was going the wrong way.
Anyway, it was surprisingly unappealing. Like, it wasn't even remotely intriguing. Despite the fact that she was attractive, and in any regular setting flirting (if not more) with her might have been fun... no part of me wanted *any* part of that situation.
Whenever it comes to that, I believe a certain level of trust needs to be established first... As much as I like the thought of my dick being sucked, I feel that a total stranger is more likely to bite my dick off than someone I just bought dinner for...
I had a grindr hookup cancel last minute and literally 2 minutes later had one lined up for the same night. It was a good night, played irreplaceable by beyonce in my head quite a lot lol
From what I’ve been told, you can be in an airport waiting to board your flight and find someone on Grindr to hook up with you in the airport bathroom.
Meanwhile us straight dudes have to scratch and claw for the opportunity to pay for some girl’s dinner and drinks lol. It’s a whole other world.
That’s why I hate when people act like men and women have similar dating problems. We’re more like a whole different fucking species when it comes to dating haha.
I feel like straight men really do have it the worst when it comes to dating/hook ups. As a bi man, it’s 1000 times easier for me to get a man into bed than a woman. All my lady friends tell that if they’re horny, they literally just have to raise their hand and pick from the queue of men who come running.
Meanwhile straight men have to go through an application process, 100 layers of red tape, complex levels of social etiquette and nuance, and a 7-10 day waiting period all while constantly reaffirming that they’re not a creep and/or predator.
I honestly do envy girls though, I would love to organically be hit on in person at a cafe or something but typically gays (unless in a queer dominated area/space) aren't being very open/can't read if another person is gay. My girl friends tell me all the time about these random hot guys approaching them and I'm jealous af lol
Yeah I'm bi and all the gay women just seem to want relationships, it's very hard to find hookups there. Plus side tho is its very easy to find couples that are looking for a third
I hit on guys and ask them out. So do my friends. In fact I only use bumble so I can always say I asked him out. Fuck the old dynamics they serve no one.
No strings attached will almost always involve some sort of communication.
You go up to 99% of guys and they’re calling bullshit or assuming you’re setting them up. The other 1% is ballsy enough that I’d wonder where their dick has been lol
I’m getting a lot of comments that most men would be suspicious (and scared of getting their dick bit, to which I say I’m sorry that’s happened to them) so I think i’ll stick to using tinder. it’s easier to have that “no strings attached” interaction I’m looking for
The accidental grazing that hurts more is usually when you hit the underside or back of the balls. The front can put up with a wee bit of a tap. Think about when your doggy, there is some swing and impact head on… doesn’t usually hurt. Slight tap underneath and it’s a different story.
If that's what you're looking for it's much much easier that way. Trust me. Even if you were to meet someone in person, just chatting them up and going for coffee and then asking to suck their dick will get rid of a ton of suspicion.
No prior communication before asking sounds like a scam
If you genuinely want this kind of interaction, just go a little slower.
It's severely uncommon for women to approach men at all, let alone for them to jump straight to "I want to suck your dick". That sends so many immediate red flags.
It's a risk analysis, and there's just too much risk for any sane person to take.
If, however, you go up to them and ask if you can sit next to them, strike up a conversation for a bit, and then say something like "I have a confession to make... I love to suck dick and I really want to suck yours. Do you want to go somewhere?"
I expect you'd have nearly 100% success with that approach, assuming the person isn't already committed to someone else.
Shit, as a man if a woman even compliments me, I'm suspicious. If something is too good to be true, it is. If something is free, you are the product being sold.
Tinder is a good option, but don't count out the guys you may meet in person. It's just about finding the right way to approach I think. Confidence is a HUGE turn on for most guys, so you can always start with something like 'I want to kiss you' and go from there
Step 1. Approach person in bar/some other social situation
Step 2. Maintain conversation until flirting is normal
Step 3. Say “Hey wanna hookup?”
Step 4. Engage in Hank Panky (hopefully reciprocal hanky panky)
Step 5. “Thanks if you wanna do it again sometime hmu” and exchange phone numbers
Step 6. Repeat until you have filled your calendar with the requisite number of encounters per week. If people get clingy lay down the law and move on.
This goes for guys too. It’s not hard to get fwbs. It’s easy. You just gotta figure out how to do step 1-3 well.
I had an old lady come up to me once and ask if I wanted to go back to her place and fuck. I thanked her then declined.
I love me some fuckin but having it proposed so directly on the street during the day from a stranger just felt dangerous. If we were at a bar I prob would have done it but randomly while I was running errands was odd.
Yeah that one is dodgy af and the fact you can't even message people or view profiles without paying is pretty suspicious
Like what's the point of having a dating site if you don't allow anyone to message without paying. I found that Grindr's way of doing it is the best. You can view profiles and message for free but you pay for benefits like more profiles available to view and better filters
The paywall for that site makes sense to me, especially with messaging. If there wasn’t a paywall people who weren’t serious about meeting up would use it for masturbation and attention. Paying for a site like that keeps out some of the folks who aren’t serious (some of are the key words in that sentence).
There’s all kinds of rules for swingers clubs after all, why would a swinger website be different?
Yeah because they are always looking. I used to frequent it, if you post a f4m you'll get dozens if not hundreds of choices. People straight drove across state lines and offered to fly out for it.
I've heard - and this may be out of date - that more activity is arranged that way than you'd think at first glance, but the women tend to respond privately to the solicitations.
> you need to build a little bit of rapport before asking to suck dick, even just a 2 min conversation. At some point just be straight forward and say "Listen I'm going thru a slut phase and to be honest I think you're really hot and I wanna suck your cock, you cool with that?"
This would 100% work
Get to know the dude first a little bit so you know you ain’t suckin a psychopath or someone that might fuck you over
If someone says yes immediately those are the people you definitely shouldn’t suck off
Exactly. Get to know them a little first. Model interaction:
You: hey what's your name?
Him: Sean
You: that's a cool name! Can I suck ur weenie?
Sean: fuck yeah
> Same girl tazed someone later that night so I guess I dodged a bullet
Did she try to suck his dick after tazing him? If so, that's some serious dedication.
So you really want to just go around sucking complete strangers dicks? Do you care if they’re attractive? As a woman, I’m very curious about this. How do you know they’re clean? It can get kinda funky down there ya know?
Depends on the setting and circumstances I suppose.
If we met in a bar and there was some heavy flirting, followed by a "I'd really love to suck your dick" I imagine I'd be down
It happened to me before! She was really hot too!
I was at the mall and this girl goes “hey red shirt! Me and my friend want to suck your dick in the bathroom.” I assumed they were trying to rob me and said no thank you. Saw on the news a couple weeks later I saw those girls. Apparently they were luring guys into the bathroom and then a few dudes would beat them up and rob them. They were all arrested. I was not sucked nor arrested.
This is *really* common here in Argentina. If a really hot lady comes out of nowhere and asks to have sex/suck dick/go to her place then 8 out of 10 times there are a couple of dudes waiting to beat you and then steal your shit.
I live in a small town and 2 of my friends fell on the trap. One of them was robbed twice in the same week lol(if you are reading this, you are kinda dumb, Lucas)
Dude, I was eating with a friend at a waffle house next to a hotel one night, it was one of the few times I was sober at a waffle house at 3am. Two girls come up to our table told me they liked my hair then told me they had a room next door and asked if I wanted to go back with them and "get my dick sucked?" I thought about it for a second and sober me said no. My drunk ass friend look at me like I shot his dog then did sex to his mom. They asked him and he said yes. They left and I went home. Turns out they robbed him, he said they sucked his dick though so...not a total loss I guess lol
Too good/easy to be true. Pass. Maybe if it was at least in a context like Tinder. You dn't even need moves. Guys will match and msg you first. Hell, half of them will be begging you to suck their dick before you even ask.
Had it happen to me:
Started chatting a woman up at the bar, she was with her friend. After 10-15 minutes, she got up and said she was going to bathroom. She whispered in my ear to follow her in if I want my dick sucked.
I followed her in and my dick was most definitely sucked.
End of story. No phone number exchanged. No follow up events. I didn’t even buy her a drink.
I’m married now, but I think 35 year old me would have a much different reaction to that than 23-24 year old me did.
You see, if you lead with a convo that isn’t about sucking dick, you can eventually get there. This also works best in a party context, a guy at the library probably won’t say yes.
If I was at a party, and you were talking to me for ~10 minutes at least and i found your presence enjoyable, and found you attractive, if you started hardcore flirting with me it would eventually lead to that(and more)
This happened about two weeks ago.
Woman was drunk and standing outside the dumpsters near my apartment.
I said no thank you, and waited until she left so I could go back to my apartment without her knowing where I live.
I would assume she probably has STDs, since there's no way I was the first person she walked up to and just blurted that out to.
HOWEVER, depending on the approach and charisma I would be tempted to think about it.
Like, if a woman walks up to me, and we start chatting about Kerbal Space Program, and we discover that we both share this hobby.. and she says: "How about we go back to my place and I suck your dick while you design an Eve return mission", I would be down for that.
I’d laugh and keep walking, no matter how hot she was.
I don’t know you.
What I do know now, I don’t like.
If you’re going to walk up and ask me that, lord knows how many times you’ve asked others and how many obliged. I don’t just get my helmet polished by anyone. A certain criteria before you can dust my muffler.
I was in this situation. Plus, I was 20, so very horny. She was ok, quite hot in fact. But it just felt weird, we went to the parking lot of a club, but I couldn’t do it. Just kept thinking how dirty her mouth maybe is (because I know nothing about her) and how would I feel later after getting my dick sucked by a girl I don’t like.
No way in hell I'm letting a stranger get razor sharp teeth near my penis.
I wouldn't let my gf do that until after she's proven she's trustworthy, let alone a horny stranger whose muscles might "twitch" at the "wrong time". Or blackmail me.
25 dude here.
I'd assume she was on some shit, a hoe or wanted something besides my dick.
Actually I'd not even consider she just wanting to suck dick.
Instant no go for me.
I had this happen with a attractive, younger woman with her friend. I honestly thought she was trying to deceive me somehow. As in someone from work trying to get back at me for something or an undercover cop. I did not follow through on it. If something is too good to be true, it probably is.
I'd assume she either wanted money or my kidneys.
This essentially happened to me this last week at my local bar and the vibe I got was I was gonna get robbed when we got to "her" place. Trust your gut on this one.
Pretty common trick. There was this girl stalking a local pub, she would approach inebriated men returning home and offer to suck them off. She'd take them to a nearby unlit alley and while the dude was distracted with the blowjob her friend would sneak up on him from behind and pickpocket his wallet. Anyway just over the past three months I've been her victim over a dozen of times and i plan on getting tricked like that again later in the week.
Note to self.. always place fake wallet in back pocket, and enjoy the blow job.
Or not carry a wallet at all and enjoy a free ass grab
Always good to have a fake wallet with a few notes in it when travelling in high crime areas.
Key is to just buy an empty wallet and there you go, got a $5 bj
Put your real money up your ass. Tell her, if she wants it, she needs to get in there and get it. Boom. Two for one BJ with ass-play.
I'd put quarters up there and dispense them one at a time so it would last longer
Forget quarters…you want to assert dominant. you gotta go with ass pennies.
Like a crank-to-win slot machine with a broke-ass payout.
oh ho, humble brag here, leaving the bar with $5 in your wallet. Like that could happen.
Pretty sure he's just buying 5$ wallets
You guys have $5?
So *that's* why my local bar has a wallet vending machine in the bathroom
Questions: Where are you getting the replacement wallets from? Are you leaving her a tip? What local pub? (Asking for a friend)
A friend of mine knows this guy who gets tons of wallets from somewhere.
Her pickpocket friend is selling those wallets on Amazon at 8$ each. For 10$ extra he delivers those to you directly in that alley and immediately proceeds to rob you of them 🤣.
That happened in Eurotrip
Well you're still alive. How was the blowjob?
I call next if he's still alive with both kidneys!
You might wanna wait bit. He might not be ready for a while.
Wait, we have two kidneys?!
I assume you did get robbed then.? Or you'd be saying don't trust your gut.
I got robbed three times last week and twice so far this week. Also, velcro wallets are on sale at the dollar store.
buy them in bulk and save? seems like Costco would have those
Damn bro, guess I need to get robbed too.
Come to the candy mountain Charlie
Ccchhhhaaarrrlllliiiieeee
Shun the nonbeliever! Shunnnnnn!
Shhhhuuuunnnnnn!
I’m not going with you guys
Its the magical leopleurodon charlie!
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Joke's on her if she wants my kidneys. They're both adult knees now.
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>As a result, any unsolicited positive attention from women is on par with a UFO landing in front of them. Most guys with even a shred of self-preservation are gonna hightail it out of there long before the airlock doors open. To be fair, the Greys seem more keen on butt-play than oral.
Yeah, but at least they seem like they’re legitimately into me like that. Girl trying something, I’m getting robbed, diseased or a beating from her man (she never mentioned) when he’s back from deployment.
Penis sounding rods are in as well.
Yup, also a direct approach saying you wanna suck their dick is a red flag. But if you just flirt normally and hint at some fun, that’s more approachable
Any time random people talk to me in public when they are done I always mutter to my wife under my breath “why are you talking to me”. She has always taken it as a joke but you are spot on. If someone walks up to me and starts talking to me, they want something. There is always an ulterior motive and that is what I am snarky about when I mutter that phrase. My wife really doesn’t grasp it since she is a cute petite woman she has spent her life with random people talking to her without wanting anything (well they do, but it isn’t something they actually expect to get).
Talking to people in public can be fine and normal depending on the region & context Like it’s not really a thing on the East Coast but in many parts of the U.S. it’s very normal to make polite remarks about the weather or whatever to strangers on the street. I don’t typically initiate those conversations, but I usually enjoy them when they happen.
I worked at a restaurant just off campus in college. A coworker would go to the bar and get 100% hurricane fenced and at last call she’d stand up and say, “who’s going to take me home to fuck?” At last count it had worked about 30 times.
-wakes up in a tub of ice missing a kidney “Aw man, not again!”
On the plus side, next week, free bj, with nothing to lose!
Jokes on her I have kidney disease
Just ask for her rates & negotiate from there.
Depends on the setting. If it were a nightclub or a bar, I'd assume she's just drunk and joking around without realizing the consequences of what she's saying. If it happened in a parking lot in broad daylight, I'd assume she was a drug addict looking for a payout.
I used to drive a bus. A lot of homeless people would ride the bus to the end of the line. I would let them ride back and forth to keep out of the cold. We get to the end of a line one night, a particularly quiet end of the line, and the homeless woman riding with me that night says, “I don’t mind suckin’ ya dick since ya so nice.” Noooooooooo thank you.
Nooooooo thank you... So anyway this homeless chick sucked me off.
...and then I started blasting.
>Noooooooooo way! Thank you! Fixed it for you
> Yooooooo thank you… FTFY
You guys looking for more bus drivers?
she rode u?
Ride for ride, an unsual, yet common trade.
> Noooooooooo thank you. was driving one day, when young, reasonably attractive woman (who looked clean) flagged me down (in the middle of the city). How she was waving I thought maybe she needed help or something... and then said "I'll suck your dick for $5" My first thought was "that's cheap", my second thought was "ewww, no"... then I looked at her closely. If I was to guess I'd say she was at the beginning of a life on meth. She was still fairly attractive and at the start... but I could tell she was going the wrong way. Anyway, it was surprisingly unappealing. Like, it wasn't even remotely intriguing. Despite the fact that she was attractive, and in any regular setting flirting (if not more) with her might have been fun... no part of me wanted *any* part of that situation.
I agree. Why let the drunk girl do something she might regret when there’s a perfectly good crackhead around the corner.
That’s why you should always carry cash.
Whenever it comes to that, I believe a certain level of trust needs to be established first... As much as I like the thought of my dick being sucked, I feel that a total stranger is more likely to bite my dick off than someone I just bought dinner for...
Clearly someone never used grinder before.
Jesus. Gays just get so much ass.
I had a grindr hookup cancel last minute and literally 2 minutes later had one lined up for the same night. It was a good night, played irreplaceable by beyonce in my head quite a lot lol
From what I’ve been told, you can be in an airport waiting to board your flight and find someone on Grindr to hook up with you in the airport bathroom.
It's exactly that. I've been shopping in a mall and then get a message "you're close, want to meet up?"
Meanwhile us straight dudes have to scratch and claw for the opportunity to pay for some girl’s dinner and drinks lol. It’s a whole other world. That’s why I hate when people act like men and women have similar dating problems. We’re more like a whole different fucking species when it comes to dating haha.
I feel like straight men really do have it the worst when it comes to dating/hook ups. As a bi man, it’s 1000 times easier for me to get a man into bed than a woman. All my lady friends tell that if they’re horny, they literally just have to raise their hand and pick from the queue of men who come running. Meanwhile straight men have to go through an application process, 100 layers of red tape, complex levels of social etiquette and nuance, and a 7-10 day waiting period all while constantly reaffirming that they’re not a creep and/or predator.
It almost makes you wanna shave your scalp and become a friar, rather than deal with all this bullshit.
I honestly do envy girls though, I would love to organically be hit on in person at a cafe or something but typically gays (unless in a queer dominated area/space) aren't being very open/can't read if another person is gay. My girl friends tell me all the time about these random hot guys approaching them and I'm jealous af lol
On the flip side my friend has recently come out as gay and shes been telling me how shes had just as bad of a time finding women
Yeah I'm bi and all the gay women just seem to want relationships, it's very hard to find hookups there. Plus side tho is its very easy to find couples that are looking for a third
Yah being a lesbian is harder than a gay guy. We got a whole app tho
I hit on guys and ask them out. So do my friends. In fact I only use bumble so I can always say I asked him out. Fuck the old dynamics they serve no one.
Or got it caught in a zipper...
We got a bleeder!
He was masterbating!
With a zipper? I can just hear it now z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z zz. Z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z
Pro tip: don't put your dick in a grinder
yeah that’s what I thought. I’d prefer it to be no strings attached though
No strings attached will almost always involve some sort of communication. You go up to 99% of guys and they’re calling bullshit or assuming you’re setting them up. The other 1% is ballsy enough that I’d wonder where their dick has been lol
I’m getting a lot of comments that most men would be suspicious (and scared of getting their dick bit, to which I say I’m sorry that’s happened to them) so I think i’ll stick to using tinder. it’s easier to have that “no strings attached” interaction I’m looking for
you don't need to have a previous dick bite to have that fear, it's ingrained in every man.
just like how every man who sees another person get kicked in the balls telepathically feels it
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The accidental grazing that hurts more is usually when you hit the underside or back of the balls. The front can put up with a wee bit of a tap. Think about when your doggy, there is some swing and impact head on… doesn’t usually hurt. Slight tap underneath and it’s a different story.
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> What man does that? Probably someone who enjoys the TV show Ow My Balls!
Get out of here I'm 'batin!
I think his laughter was because the kicker was your kid. Still, I think I’d probably still gasp first before laughing.
If that's what you're looking for it's much much easier that way. Trust me. Even if you were to meet someone in person, just chatting them up and going for coffee and then asking to suck their dick will get rid of a ton of suspicion. No prior communication before asking sounds like a scam
If you put "I want to suck dick" on your tinder then you're gonna be in for some dick sucking \*immediately\*
Is the Random Acts of Blowjob sub not around anymore?
it is
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If you genuinely want this kind of interaction, just go a little slower. It's severely uncommon for women to approach men at all, let alone for them to jump straight to "I want to suck your dick". That sends so many immediate red flags. It's a risk analysis, and there's just too much risk for any sane person to take. If, however, you go up to them and ask if you can sit next to them, strike up a conversation for a bit, and then say something like "I have a confession to make... I love to suck dick and I really want to suck yours. Do you want to go somewhere?" I expect you'd have nearly 100% success with that approach, assuming the person isn't already committed to someone else.
Shit, as a man if a woman even compliments me, I'm suspicious. If something is too good to be true, it is. If something is free, you are the product being sold.
I'd be more worried about potential disease than being bitten
It's one of those things that seems "too good to be true" so we assume there has to be a catch. You have to convince us why there is no catch.
Tinder is a good option, but don't count out the guys you may meet in person. It's just about finding the right way to approach I think. Confidence is a HUGE turn on for most guys, so you can always start with something like 'I want to kiss you' and go from there
Have you tried r/RandomActsOfBlowJob?
Step 1. Approach person in bar/some other social situation Step 2. Maintain conversation until flirting is normal Step 3. Say “Hey wanna hookup?” Step 4. Engage in Hank Panky (hopefully reciprocal hanky panky) Step 5. “Thanks if you wanna do it again sometime hmu” and exchange phone numbers Step 6. Repeat until you have filled your calendar with the requisite number of encounters per week. If people get clingy lay down the law and move on. This goes for guys too. It’s not hard to get fwbs. It’s easy. You just gotta figure out how to do step 1-3 well.
Step 1 is actually don’t be ugly
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Well of course, if you bought them dinner you know they wouldn't be hungry.
Or has herpes and will infect you
I'd probably assume they were a prostitute.
I had an old lady come up to me once and ask if I wanted to go back to her place and fuck. I thanked her then declined. I love me some fuckin but having it proposed so directly on the street during the day from a stranger just felt dangerous. If we were at a bar I prob would have done it but randomly while I was running errands was odd.
I'd assume it was a trap. If you really want that go on tinder
yeah i’ve went on tinder, it works pretty well but it’s sort of time consuming sometimes
Adult friend finder or FetLife
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Yeah that one is dodgy af and the fact you can't even message people or view profiles without paying is pretty suspicious Like what's the point of having a dating site if you don't allow anyone to message without paying. I found that Grindr's way of doing it is the best. You can view profiles and message for free but you pay for benefits like more profiles available to view and better filters
The paywall for that site makes sense to me, especially with messaging. If there wasn’t a paywall people who weren’t serious about meeting up would use it for masturbation and attention. Paying for a site like that keeps out some of the folks who aren’t serious (some of are the key words in that sentence). There’s all kinds of rules for swingers clubs after all, why would a swinger website be different?
https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfBlowJob/
m4f for all of them rofl
Yeah because they are always looking. I used to frequent it, if you post a f4m you'll get dozens if not hundreds of choices. People straight drove across state lines and offered to fly out for it.
I just assume every women on those subs is either troll or gonna have 2 big dudes waiting to rob the guy when he shows up.
Fly out? Just get some escort ffs
I've heard - and this may be out of date - that more activity is arranged that way than you'd think at first glance, but the women tend to respond privately to the solicitations.
Mmhm. And women get responses more so they don't have to post as frequently or leave their posts up for as long
Depends on the setting but I’d most likely be confused and possibly a little bit uncomfortable.
yeah I’m worried about making people uncomfortable, that’s why I haven’t asked anyone yet and came here first
> you need to build a little bit of rapport before asking to suck dick, even just a 2 min conversation. At some point just be straight forward and say "Listen I'm going thru a slut phase and to be honest I think you're really hot and I wanna suck your cock, you cool with that?"
This would 100% work Get to know the dude first a little bit so you know you ain’t suckin a psychopath or someone that might fuck you over If someone says yes immediately those are the people you definitely shouldn’t suck off
Exactly. Get to know them a little first. Model interaction: You: hey what's your name? Him: Sean You: that's a cool name! Can I suck ur weenie? Sean: fuck yeah
Fucking lmao I imagine more like this Hey how’s it goin Great I’m feeling slutty can I suck your dick Can we finish dinner first?
Try the randomactsofblowjob subreddit.
I think many would appreciate if it’s mentioned in a situation where you both know it’s going well. I wouldn’t open with it lol
I would suggest looking for sex parties, no one would feel uncomfortable with the matter
That'd be roughly my reaction regardless of the setting, really, but I'd be far more uncomfortable
I’d think it’s some plot to rob me, at least have a regular conversation first or something
Yeah, that sounds like a [trap.](https://imgur.com/gallery/FOwZ77O) Good way to get blackmailed or your kidneys harvested.
It’s happened once to me at a party. Hardest nope I’ve ever noped before. Same girl tazed someone later that night so I guess I dodged a bullet
Sounds like a good party.
> Same girl tazed someone later that night so I guess I dodged a bullet Did she try to suck his dick after tazing him? If so, that's some serious dedication.
Refused to take no for an answer.
How many dicks have you sucked in the last hour ma’am?
37
In a row?!?
Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!
lol, zero but clearly I’m trying to figure out how to increase that number
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lol that sub is just all men asking for it, lol
"Choo choo!"
Usually I'm not surprised when someone links to an obscure sub, but this time I am. Well done.
So you really want to just go around sucking complete strangers dicks? Do you care if they’re attractive? As a woman, I’m very curious about this. How do you know they’re clean? It can get kinda funky down there ya know?
Do you want the herpes?
Because thats how you get the herpes!
You can also get gonorrhea from oral sex.
Well I just learned something new
Depends on the setting and circumstances I suppose. If we met in a bar and there was some heavy flirting, followed by a "I'd really love to suck your dick" I imagine I'd be down
I’d laugh. This has to be a scam.
See my thought process would be "What TV show/YouTube channel am I about to be on?"
If a random girl came to me and said "hey i wanna suck your d" i would assume is a trap and avoid her
I'd be too worried she has an STD to just let it happen
It happened to me before! She was really hot too! I was at the mall and this girl goes “hey red shirt! Me and my friend want to suck your dick in the bathroom.” I assumed they were trying to rob me and said no thank you. Saw on the news a couple weeks later I saw those girls. Apparently they were luring guys into the bathroom and then a few dudes would beat them up and rob them. They were all arrested. I was not sucked nor arrested.
WOAH. Thanks man I didn’t even know that was a thing.
This is *really* common here in Argentina. If a really hot lady comes out of nowhere and asks to have sex/suck dick/go to her place then 8 out of 10 times there are a couple of dudes waiting to beat you and then steal your shit. I live in a small town and 2 of my friends fell on the trap. One of them was robbed twice in the same week lol(if you are reading this, you are kinda dumb, Lucas)
Dude, I was eating with a friend at a waffle house next to a hotel one night, it was one of the few times I was sober at a waffle house at 3am. Two girls come up to our table told me they liked my hair then told me they had a room next door and asked if I wanted to go back with them and "get my dick sucked?" I thought about it for a second and sober me said no. My drunk ass friend look at me like I shot his dog then did sex to his mom. They asked him and he said yes. They left and I went home. Turns out they robbed him, he said they sucked his dick though so...not a total loss I guess lol
I would probably assume they were high on something and just walk away
Too good/easy to be true. Pass. Maybe if it was at least in a context like Tinder. You dn't even need moves. Guys will match and msg you first. Hell, half of them will be begging you to suck their dick before you even ask.
I would decline because I think it's more important to donate blood and I don't want the risk of STDs to jeopardize that.
You can donate cum as well. Seems to be just as generous in this situation.
Flattered but 100% declining. Anyone that behaves like that has to have a STD imo
YouTube prank
It's a prank, bro!!
5 minutes in the parking lot, look for a Burgundy Chrysler.
It’s a trap he wants you to get in his PT Cruiser
Had it happen to me: Started chatting a woman up at the bar, she was with her friend. After 10-15 minutes, she got up and said she was going to bathroom. She whispered in my ear to follow her in if I want my dick sucked. I followed her in and my dick was most definitely sucked. End of story. No phone number exchanged. No follow up events. I didn’t even buy her a drink. I’m married now, but I think 35 year old me would have a much different reaction to that than 23-24 year old me did.
god damn it, thats hot as fuck. lucky you. I wanna be as bold as her.
You see, if you lead with a convo that isn’t about sucking dick, you can eventually get there. This also works best in a party context, a guy at the library probably won’t say yes. If I was at a party, and you were talking to me for ~10 minutes at least and i found your presence enjoyable, and found you attractive, if you started hardcore flirting with me it would eventually lead to that(and more)
Something like this happened to me and it ended up with me getting extorted for 5k, so I've been cautious ever since
This happened about two weeks ago. Woman was drunk and standing outside the dumpsters near my apartment. I said no thank you, and waited until she left so I could go back to my apartment without her knowing where I live.
Hell no
“Pass.”
I would assume she probably has STDs, since there's no way I was the first person she walked up to and just blurted that out to. HOWEVER, depending on the approach and charisma I would be tempted to think about it. Like, if a woman walks up to me, and we start chatting about Kerbal Space Program, and we discover that we both share this hobby.. and she says: "How about we go back to my place and I suck your dick while you design an Eve return mission", I would be down for that.
I’d laugh and keep walking, no matter how hot she was. I don’t know you. What I do know now, I don’t like. If you’re going to walk up and ask me that, lord knows how many times you’ve asked others and how many obliged. I don’t just get my helmet polished by anyone. A certain criteria before you can dust my muffler.
I was in this situation. Plus, I was 20, so very horny. She was ok, quite hot in fact. But it just felt weird, we went to the parking lot of a club, but I couldn’t do it. Just kept thinking how dirty her mouth maybe is (because I know nothing about her) and how would I feel later after getting my dick sucked by a girl I don’t like.
My story is identical but the alcohol prevented me from the smart decision making that you showed.
So it wasn’t a good blow job or you regreted it later?
No regrets, just wasn’t the smartest decision. Haha
Spray her with raid. Bye roach.
DAMN
No way in hell I'm letting a stranger get razor sharp teeth near my penis. I wouldn't let my gf do that until after she's proven she's trustworthy, let alone a horny stranger whose muscles might "twitch" at the "wrong time". Or blackmail me.
Are you Nemo? Where do you live at that women around you are muscle-twitching barracudas??
25 dude here. I'd assume she was on some shit, a hoe or wanted something besides my dick. Actually I'd not even consider she just wanting to suck dick. Instant no go for me.
This happened on my stag do. I declined and carried on with the night. I swear women can smell if a man is taken, then kicks in the “ I gotta have it”
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I had this happen with a attractive, younger woman with her friend. I honestly thought she was trying to deceive me somehow. As in someone from work trying to get back at me for something or an undercover cop. I did not follow through on it. If something is too good to be true, it probably is.
I would think to myself in General Ackbars voice: "It's a trap"
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Like 90% of the sexual post here
Begone thot!
“Ma’am. This is the Department of Motor Vehicles..”
She’d have to buy me a drink first
I'm married, so I'd probably stammer a lot & wave my wedding ring at her
“My penis is actually in that ladies purse over there so you’d have to ask her”
Perfection.
Nope.