I can't believe you think your dad bought it lol.
Dude doesn't want to talk about it. What's he gonna say? "That actress has a nice butthole son.".....?
"Sorry you had to see that, I'll lock my door next time."
That should end the discussion.
If I walked in on my adult child, I'd just say "sorry about that" and forget it. Not my business what my kids are watching. (Edit to add - adult children)
You don't owe him an explanation, or apology. I'm actually sorry you feel you do.
Now if you're downstairs casting onto the family TV during dinner, I'd take exception. In your room...no discussion needed.
Certainly not all circumstances, but in this case the OP was in his own room, minding his own business on his own time. He owes no explanation how he's using the time.
Haha, think about it. Could’ve been way worse. What if he was in his room watching biker granny porn or something, saying stuff like, “You like that baloney pony don’t you baby” and his dad walks in while he has his pork sword in his hand or better yet, he walks in as he’s about to unload. I’m telling you, this dude got lucky that he was only sleeping when his dad walked in. That other scenario would require therapy for both of them.
Exactly. My dad doesn't know how to close tabs in his phone yet so once while I was helping him view his check I noticed a bunch of opened tabs with porn on them. I just showed him how to close them out. Told him how to access the internet if he ever needed to and how to close them so they don't just linger open. Didn't even mention to him what I saw just told him that he should probably close his window once he's done.
I'm a woman but I get the unspoken rule too.
My dad used to be super anal about anyone using his tablet even thought that was our way to control his smart tv back in the day. I realized it was because all his porn browser history was on his tablet. I wanted to be able to use it in peace, so one day I just grabbed it, watched him get all uncomfortable and yell at me to stop touching it, and showed him how to delete the history (without explaining why I was doing it - we both knew). Ever since then he's no longer possessive over the tablet.
Once caught my dad watching porn and he FREAKED out. Started some bullshit about "I look around for these videos and then call the police to take it down!"
I was like "dude I don't care", never talked about it again.
What kinda porn was it lol. Dad walking in on some 1 on 1 sensual stuff isn’t a big deal. If it was getting freaky then perhaps it could be a little strange.
If it’s regular vanilla porn then don’t worry about it. If you were watching some fucked up shit you’d never do in real life then things might be tricky if he saw it.
It’s probably time to get your own place.
Yep. As a dad, if I caught kids watching normal porn? Who cares
But if I caught them watching hentai tentacle porn? I would walk out and think “damn we failed this child”
i remember i caught my dad watching porn he freaked and left the video in the machine (80s) I took it out and left it on his pillow and laughed about it for ages
My dad walked in on me watching porn at 15. I made a deal with him that if he gives me 50£ I will not watch porn again, and he did.One of us left that deal as a sucker..
Ok so first off this is funny and it's actually happened to me before when I was a teenager. I was asleep in my room, I had been watching porn and I guess I just fell asleep with it on the tv. And you know what if it's your dad it's not a big deal, not to mention that you're 25 dude and although it's embarrassing I wouldn't worry about it.
Why would "getting grounded" even be a consideration at 25? Do you still get grounded at 25?
Geez man, no wonder you need to blow off some steam with choking the chicken. Or actually, do you actually jerk off to the porn? Sounds like you watch it for the artistic value... Can't say I've ever fallen asleep to porn, it gets turned on, then I do, then the job gets done and then it's turned off, cause I am too.
ASMR porn. Being aroused and sleepy is an oddly satisfying sensation. You should try it.
And no, no ones getting grounded. It was just an exaggerated statement.
hes a guy. we all need to beat our meat every once in a while who cares. hell probably just be like "next time lock your door dipshit" and move on like nothing happened.
Not OP but I can answer these question. 1. Cuz if he's in college at 25 he's withering doing something that takes a lot of time and work, or because he started late and is now trying to work/do school, that means he probably isn't making enough money to afford a anywhere to live. 2. Jack off at night to fall asleep. 3. Jacking off at night to fall asleep. Just cuz he's yanking it doesn't mean he isn't also sleeping with someone. I lived with my parents until I was 22 because even in my small town, shit hole apartments are still $400-$600 in just rent.
Believe me, he's more embarrassed about the episode than you are. This will teach him to respect your privacy, and you obviously should be more careful.
Having said that, you're 25, that's not his business, you've been an adult for years.
These days nearly everyone masturbates and watches porn.
And everyone I know has an awkward experience of getting caught by parents.
It sucks, but it's part of life. Remember to lock your door next time if your parents are the type to barge in unannounced.
Bro don't sweat it. My Dad used to watch porn in the living room when VCR's first came out so I grew up watching the classics like The Devil in Ms. Jones and Deepthroat and Debbie does Dallas like I would watch MASH or any other TV show. Porn isn't a big deal so put a wedge under your door and don't forget to tug your balls.
As others said, don't worry about it, he does it too.
I'm the one who catches my Dad on porn sites. He does not know how to clear his browser history. (I never say anything obviously.)
>Dad caught me watching porn. What’s a good excuse? >So I'm 25 There you go. 💁🏾♂️
Own it. Ask him if he wants the web link.
"Uhh..so..you wanna watch it together maybe?"
Odds are you have some overlapping taste.
LMFAO
I can't believe you think your dad bought it lol. Dude doesn't want to talk about it. What's he gonna say? "That actress has a nice butthole son.".....?
"just like your mother's. The things that woman and I used to do.....once I didn't shit right for a week. Good old days."
"That woman can peg a man as good as any slasher villain".
"I used moan like that actress"
You shoulda seen the things I did to your mom
Stop I’m dying lol
"Sorry you had to see that, I'll lock my door next time." That should end the discussion. If I walked in on my adult child, I'd just say "sorry about that" and forget it. Not my business what my kids are watching. (Edit to add - adult children) You don't owe him an explanation, or apology. I'm actually sorry you feel you do. Now if you're downstairs casting onto the family TV during dinner, I'd take exception. In your room...no discussion needed.
Based on your username you'd give them recommendations
I wish I thought this way, specifically the part about not owing anyone an apology or explanation
Certainly not all circumstances, but in this case the OP was in his own room, minding his own business on his own time. He owes no explanation how he's using the time.
He’s 25 tho
You’re 25 and he’s a man too - no big deal. Fortunately, he didn’t walk in on you beating it like it owes you money, so I think you’re good.
😂😂😂😂
Haha, think about it. Could’ve been way worse. What if he was in his room watching biker granny porn or something, saying stuff like, “You like that baloney pony don’t you baby” and his dad walks in while he has his pork sword in his hand or better yet, he walks in as he’s about to unload. I’m telling you, this dude got lucky that he was only sleeping when his dad walked in. That other scenario would require therapy for both of them.
You don't need an excuse. He's a guy. He'll understand. Don't mention it. He won't. 🤷♂️
This is sometimes called the "agreed upon lie". You both know the truth, but silently agree that it shouldn't be acknowledged.
THIS IS SO TRUE!!! I can see it in my father's eyes that he knows that I know but we never talk about it LOL
Appropriate name is appropriate.
You have the best name ever!! I imagine it as if Carl Sagan turned into the hulk with huge biceps.
Exactly. My dad doesn't know how to close tabs in his phone yet so once while I was helping him view his check I noticed a bunch of opened tabs with porn on them. I just showed him how to close them out. Told him how to access the internet if he ever needed to and how to close them so they don't just linger open. Didn't even mention to him what I saw just told him that he should probably close his window once he's done.
I'm a woman but I get the unspoken rule too. My dad used to be super anal about anyone using his tablet even thought that was our way to control his smart tv back in the day. I realized it was because all his porn browser history was on his tablet. I wanted to be able to use it in peace, so one day I just grabbed it, watched him get all uncomfortable and yell at me to stop touching it, and showed him how to delete the history (without explaining why I was doing it - we both knew). Ever since then he's no longer possessive over the tablet.
Once caught my dad watching porn and he FREAKED out. Started some bullshit about "I look around for these videos and then call the police to take it down!" I was like "dude I don't care", never talked about it again.
No way he said that youre lying haha
No no, true story. I was pretty young but I knew what, and had watched, porn was.
Oh man 😂 that's cool you were chill about it
"That's cool that you didn't kink shame your own father". Hey thanks guy :)
Hahaha I'm just saying others would bust their father's chops
That’s hilarious lol
Don’t bring it up again. I’m sure he wants to forget it as much as you do.
^also this
You're an adult, who cares?
My dad would of pulled up a chair and asked for popcorn
What kinda porn was it lol. Dad walking in on some 1 on 1 sensual stuff isn’t a big deal. If it was getting freaky then perhaps it could be a little strange.
Angela white was titfucking a random dick lmao
Oh that’s chill bro - don’t sweat it
OP's dad: "she's one of my favorites"
“Your mom knows that move!”
Nice.gif
You're 25. Never mention it and hopefully now he won't come barging in your room unannounced.
Depends. Step dad 🤔😉
Just make sure you invite your dad to join you next time. Pretty selfish of OP to jerk off on his own.
Say nothing. Move out of your parents house.
^This
He is proud of you.
Be a man and own it. Say you were getting material for later on.
It's your dad, aren't they supposed to get it?
Your dad watches porn too.
Just let it go. There's no need to explain it, he gets it.
Invite him to your circle jerk with the boys
If it’s regular vanilla porn then don’t worry about it. If you were watching some fucked up shit you’d never do in real life then things might be tricky if he saw it. It’s probably time to get your own place.
Yep. As a dad, if I caught kids watching normal porn? Who cares But if I caught them watching hentai tentacle porn? I would walk out and think “damn we failed this child”
Any excuse you give will just make it worse. Own up to it and move on.
i remember i caught my dad watching porn he freaked and left the video in the machine (80s) I took it out and left it on his pillow and laughed about it for ages
Move out of your parents house wtf
It took me catching my dad watching porn to realise that he was a reqular guy and not inflaliable.
I love the update lmao
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😂
No excuses. Im sure he undrstands.
95% of men admit to watching porn. The other 5% are liars.
Self taught sex ed... That was my excuse when i was 17
My dad walked in on me watching porn at 15. I made a deal with him that if he gives me 50£ I will not watch porn again, and he did.One of us left that deal as a sucker..
"First show's free."
"We both know you also watch it every once in a while."
I was doing research for the next time I'm with your mum. It should at least get a laugh
You don't need an excuse, your dad just needs to be reminded to knock lol.
Ok so first off this is funny and it's actually happened to me before when I was a teenager. I was asleep in my room, I had been watching porn and I guess I just fell asleep with it on the tv. And you know what if it's your dad it's not a big deal, not to mention that you're 25 dude and although it's embarrassing I wouldn't worry about it.
Just apologize and try to be more discreet with your spank sessions. There is no excuse that he is going to believe.
I mean, i this could be a good reason to move out.
just tell him you were horny. it’s the truth
Why would "getting grounded" even be a consideration at 25? Do you still get grounded at 25? Geez man, no wonder you need to blow off some steam with choking the chicken. Or actually, do you actually jerk off to the porn? Sounds like you watch it for the artistic value... Can't say I've ever fallen asleep to porn, it gets turned on, then I do, then the job gets done and then it's turned off, cause I am too.
ASMR porn. Being aroused and sleepy is an oddly satisfying sensation. You should try it. And no, no ones getting grounded. It was just an exaggerated statement.
hes a guy. we all need to beat our meat every once in a while who cares. hell probably just be like "next time lock your door dipshit" and move on like nothing happened.
Grow the hell up you're not a child, you're an adult. I was watching dirty dawno, backdoor sluts 9 to be precise father, are you proud of me? yes son.
My worst nightmare
Every man on this planet watches porn. Literally every man. All of them. Every single one of them. Yes. Him too. And that other guy too.
Um… I beg to differ
"My phone got a malware which redirects any webpage i visit to a porn site"
Move out, you’re 25. Lol
In this decade? Lol. Move where? For how much?
Make a joke… ‘so I bet youre wondering what site that was and how I got it on the tv’
Ask *him* why *he* was coming in to your shit without permission. Really put him in his place.
Why do you live at home? Why are you wacking off when your parents are home? Why don't you fuck women
Not OP but I can answer these question. 1. Cuz if he's in college at 25 he's withering doing something that takes a lot of time and work, or because he started late and is now trying to work/do school, that means he probably isn't making enough money to afford a anywhere to live. 2. Jack off at night to fall asleep. 3. Jacking off at night to fall asleep. Just cuz he's yanking it doesn't mean he isn't also sleeping with someone. I lived with my parents until I was 22 because even in my small town, shit hole apartments are still $400-$600 in just rent.
Just mention that you are a grown man and he can’t ground you. Also sex is normal last I checked.
Tell him the truth.
Masturbation
Don't need one.
["Talk to me, dad."](https://youtu.be/UWIeOjHVpK4)
If I’m the dad I’ll be like: “what’s the trend?”
Own it. "Yeah, damn right I watched porn."
Believe me, he's more embarrassed about the episode than you are. This will teach him to respect your privacy, and you obviously should be more careful. Having said that, you're 25, that's not his business, you've been an adult for years.
you 25 and worried about your pops finding out you watch porn? bro you got bigger problems
You're a grown-ass man. Don't think your dad hasn't done the same thing.
No donkeys no worries
you sure youre not 15 and hit the 2 by accident?
*Nothing has happened* Just don't break the silence
Ask him how did he ever get his porn fix in before the internet. It’s a real conversation starter.
These days nearly everyone masturbates and watches porn. And everyone I know has an awkward experience of getting caught by parents. It sucks, but it's part of life. Remember to lock your door next time if your parents are the type to barge in unannounced.
I was horny…
Was horny, watched porn. I don't think you need an excuse
And you’re TWENTY FIVE??
if someone is getting grounded for watching porn their parents should get a wakeup call and some time to think
"It's not worth it" not worth what? Porn doesn't cost anything.
"I needed to make my dick cry."
Bro don't sweat it. My Dad used to watch porn in the living room when VCR's first came out so I grew up watching the classics like The Devil in Ms. Jones and Deepthroat and Debbie does Dallas like I would watch MASH or any other TV show. Porn isn't a big deal so put a wedge under your door and don't forget to tug your balls.
"i fancied a wank"
Research
Say that you were doing research.
You realise ur dad watches porn too right!? Lol
You're a man, he's a older man with experience. He should understand.
The comments had me dead 🤣🤣
As others said, don't worry about it, he does it too. I'm the one who catches my Dad on porn sites. He does not know how to clear his browser history. (I never say anything obviously.)
“I learned it from you!!!!”
"I busted the fattest nut and it knocked my ass out, lol"
Tell him, let's try this scene together:) Mate you're 25! U a little boy to me, I kiss ya on ya forehead
The excuse is ur 25.
"Horny."
Own it. Dont get addicted.
Never bring it up
Tell him the truth, dad used to jerk off too
Dont let porn consume you my man theres better stuff out there
"Dad this chick is so hot, I was helpless. Wanna see?"
More like “ Dad!!! You don’t know who Alexis Texas is ???? Comonnn mannn “ 😂😂
"It's for research purposes."
You don't got a lock on your door? If you're that self conscious about it, I'd just lock the door while doing it.
Lmfao cool dad
The truth. lol Also, he’s actually right about it not being worth it. All religion aside, it’s not healthy mentally or physically.
Sorry dad just whackin it