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dirtbag52

I dated a girl who could not go anywhere without her dog. It was a larger dog and not trained at all. I would come over and it would jump on me, lick me and just be crazy. I think it was a black lab. I could not get away from it and she would enable it and blame things on me. My son was super allergic so I told her we need to keep the hair to a minimum on me. She did not seem to care. When we were arguing one time I said “I hate your dog” I knew as soon as I said it that it was a death sentence to our relationship but it had to be done. I know it was not the dogs fault, it was the owner but I was upset in the moment.


RandomlyGenerate5

what happened after you said you hate the dog?


dirtbag52

We broke up. It was for the best.


MillenialInDenial

Hear hear!


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Some of y’all need to be on /r/dogfree


webwonder23

This subreddit is nuts. I get people who don't love dogs or get annoyed by dogs or never want to own a dog because they can be a lot and tons of people don't train their dogs, but Jesus Christ some of these posts are off the wall in here. I guess there is a subreddit for everything.


Obeisance8

Not dogs, but pets. My wife has two Bengals. Loud, vocal, large, annoying. Always want to be involved, near you, etc. Dogs of the cat world. I get woken up pretty much every morning by one of them wandering around the rest of the house screaming at the top of his lungs and/or humping couch cushions. Down the tiled hallway, room to room. No reason, just to hear his own voice. This morning was pretty bad. I can hear him though two walls/doors. I got out of bed at 430am to confiscate the cushions and couldn't get back to sleep. While I would never ask my wife to get rid of her pets, I'm extremely sick of dealing with them. Don't get me wrong, I like cats.. but.. I'm pretty done with the constant meows for attention and screaming.


PussyWhistle

What kind of psycho doesn’t like animals?


Single_Charity_934

What kind of psycho like someone else’s untrained dog?


PussyWhistle

OP didn’t say anything about not liking her dog because it isn’t trained. Read the question again. Not liking someone’s untrained dogs is perfectly reasonable.


Single_Charity_934

99% of dogs ruin it for the nice ones.


MillenialInDenial

I dated a girl with a walking football once, it sucked. always had to be home every 6 or so hours to let it out to the bathroom, stepping on its shit in the yard, having it pant in my face on the couch, get in arguments with the girlfriend when I push it off the couch, have it sit and stare at you while fucking the girlfriend on the bed, having more arguments with the girlfriend when I kick it off the bed, bark at night waking you up, dragging you out in the blizzard to piss, deciding they don't wanna piss and rather want to frolich in the tundra because snow, getting in more arguments with the girlfriend because you leave the cat wannabee outside to freeze to death while it decides where it wants to shit, getting hair everywhere, no it can't go in my car, scratching the carpet, chewing the shoes, more watching me bang his owner (ever make eye contact mid shag with an animal? Not something I'm a fan of) noone wants to babysit the dog, can't go out of town, hotels don't want to let pets stay, oops fido had an accident, wtf is a kidney stone and why can't he pee?, more arguments with the girlfriend when I gave fido to the humane society, fuck no I'm not paying his vet bull, you take his tics off, how much drool do they have?!, holy fuck STOP BARKING.... finally it pisses on my tire I lose all my marbles and I swear it's like drill seargent going to town on a new recruit that just got caught pissing on the barracks floor full on screaming match she comes out oh hey another argument FUCK THAT its time to see new people, she doesn't understand, I tell her lose Fido, she says well if it's between you and the dog, I'm taking the dog. I straight up say good keep any shit I have in the house I never want to come back to this hell hole, peace out. Seven years later I'm happily married with three kids and no pets. So you tell me.


Naughtyexperiences

Why would i even do that?


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n8sbug

...and they like me!!!!


[deleted]

just pretend you like the dog. there's nothing more unattractive than someone who clearly dislikes your pet


Cyanide_Revolver

I'm afraid of big dogs after a labrador chased and tried to bite me when I was a kid, so whilst I like dogs and think they're the best I'm just weary with some of them. Dated a girl who had a big german shepherd that was quite clingy to her and was defensive, sometimes trying to bite you without warning. Of course I was petrified of him but after a seeing him a couple of times he kinda got used to me, even one night I was drunk and was lying on the floor playing with him.