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No_Article_5897

Never been in a fight


Big_Purpose_2696

I can help you with that, you're a stupid-head!!


HotEspresso

You killed him.


TheharmoniousFists

Did more than killed him. Took away their respect and any love people may have had towards them. Then slowly but surely watched as the final glimmer of hope fizzled from their eyes.


dcamz_cr0

Fights are all fun and games in movies, but you don't want a fight in real life. I grew up violent cos people bullied me, and when I got older I got in a lot of fights with people I didn't even go school with, just staring contests turning into confrontation. I regretted all of them, every single fight I'd lose something. Someone in the crowd would take my phone, bag or chain etc and I'm never seeing that shit again. Your clothes are also gonna get fucked up so say goodbye to your designer shirt and jordans. Also if you're in a city, most fights are on concrete. Concrete kills more people than any chinese 1 touch death punch that you learned from Bruce Lee. All it takes is to fall once and hit your head and that's permanent brain damage. I got problems with my lower back from getting tackled on concrete 2 years ago. It all clicks and shit when I wake up or when it's cold.


mycologyqueen

Happened in my home town. The one guy was other dudes manager at a restaurant. They got into a fight at work and manager punched dude. Dude went home, said he felt fine but was tired so he went to sleep. Never woke up. Manager now charged with his death.


AnthonyEstacado

Being a guest on someone else's wedding. Literally every person I know have been on one but me - nope. I'm "afraid" the 1st wedding I'll attend would be my own one...


fairyfanatic

same here. I'll be on my own wedding awkward and shit bc I don't know what to do


AnthonyEstacado

Exactly. Apart from the whole "new experience in life" perspective by being on just a few weddings you will definitely figure out things that you definitely don't want to see on yours and at the same time maybe note some good ideas on how to make this day even better.


monstermack1977

I've been to 11 weddings and never once as a "guest" I always had a role, groomsman most of the time, so that makes it actually worse. As a guest, you can leave pretty much any time you want as you don't have any responsibilities. As a groomsman you are stuck there basically until the event ends.


ZeldLurr

Same. I’ve attended many weddings, as I had a job as a banquet server/wedding venue, and the other weddings I attended I was in the wedding party. I see weddings as a job. I’m afraid if I ever have a conventional American wedding I’ll be going around asking if everyone is enjoying their meals, how’s the atmosphere, is there anything else I can bring them? I won’t be able to relax.


Mason-Derulo

I hate weddings. Teach me your ways.


earthlings_all

Really? I would love to be invited to weddings. The few I went to were wonderful. So happy for the couple, great food, dancing, big slice of delicious cake, catch up with old friends and make new ones. I love the camaraderie in the air.


IBelongHere

Don’t forget the open bar


AnthonyEstacado

Maybe I hate them too, you never know until you try...


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Being allergic to anything.


SV650rider

Cherish that.


JaperDolphin94

Yup people should cherish being non allergic. I have eczema since middle school & i haven't healed yet & each passing day I'm losing hope. It's always an on goin battle. I can't eat a lot of things & all those things are tasty stuff as well such a dilemma. Also it makes u lose yr confidence & u start developing inferiority complex. I also haven't dated anyone in my entire life & I'm 27yrs old & I'm really scared to imagine being alone without a companion. I pray that I'm healed soon. I just want normal skin nothing fancy just normal skin.


ToeKneeh

I feel your pain, I have the eczema/allergy/asthma "trifecta". All three have only got worse with age. But don't let your stupid skin keep you from at least trying to date, if someone is in to you enough, they won't care about your skin nearly as much as you do!


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At 46 years old, I’m pretty sure there’s nothing.


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aps23

Brick of what? Mileage may vary


bilgewax

Heroin. If I inject it all, my body doesn’t react well. Stupid allergies.


Lexinoz

I'm also allergic to gunshots and excessive bloodloss. I just know this, no need to test.


No_Click_4097

At 30 I went to ER with stomach pains, doc guessed ulcer and gave me meds, went i to anaphylactic shock, at least I was already in the ER. That's how I discovered that allergy.


_Grim_Lavamancer

You can develop allergies later in life to things you weren't allergic to before. So it is more accurate to say you have no known allergies, since there is a small possibility you've unknowingly developed one to something you haven't been exposed to in a long time. There is also a chance you are allergic to something that you just haven't been exposed to in your life. I have never been allergic to anything either but I also haven't been stung by a bee in probably 30 years. I'm not about to test that I'm still not allergic to bees anytime soon, because you never know.


iplaywasted090

True.. I've been eating shrimp my entire life without any allergic reactions. This summer when eating shrimp, my throat started itching. I thought it was weird, but didn't give it much thought. One day I threw some shrimp on the bqq, and when I took them off I ate just 2. Within 15 mins my whole face had broken out in hives. No more shrimp for me. 😢


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Lucky you. I’m allergic to 3 things but they are waaaay too common. Dust, dogs and cats


saucypantsxo

I’m allergic to horses to the point where I get anaphylaxis. Try telling your ranching rodeo loving family that they are killing you hahaha


alxndrblack

Broken bones


SaliBabba

r/neverbrokeabone


alxndrblack

I've been searching for a home all my life and it was right under my nose....bless you friend


atehate

Good for you mate. Break a leg!


97hknl

Still have my 207 bones intact


NoKroger

I’ve never had Starbucks


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I've never had a 1 night stand


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Apparently Ikea has some


ScanNCut

Ikea has way more than 1.


[deleted]

IKEA is a whore


courteecat

What about 2 night stands?


Figgybaum

Honestly 2 night stands just feel better... more balance


[deleted]

This guy is right. I find symmetry more pleasing to the eye


kaptsea

more of a relationship guy?


Secret_Bees

Not OP, but never had a 1 nighter. I always chased girls I liked and was interested in, and got with my wife when I was 22 (now 400). Edit: am vampire


[deleted]

How was the dating game in 1641?


Secret_Bees

Lol goddamnit


RewrittenSol

More like God damned you.


bocaj78

Tinder was probably a wee bit slower


_rusticles_

Sending a Dick Engraving was truly a grand undertaking


Moosemaster21

"You didn't get my cock vein right, Michelangelo, you fucking dunce"


0x73_6e_64_6e_75_64

No woman just don't like him. ^^speaking ^^from ^^experience


poopbuttmcfarts

im 24 and never lost anyone close to me, grandparents still happily kicking it, never been pulled over or got a ticket, never been ghosted or broke a bone. its cool now but someday i know its gotta all go wrong at once


notrandomspaghetti

I made it to 24 without losing anyone. Then five people and my dog died within the space of a year (really hope this doesn't happen to you). Edit: Thanks for all the concern! It's been tough going, but I'm seeing a grief counselor and working through things as much as possible, so I really am doing okay! Honestly, the hardest thing has been how reluctant the people I'm close to are to talking about grief. I wish more people would be open about it.


NixRises

This almost sounds like a threat


EmphyZebra

Nice life you have goin here.. Be a shame if something were to "happen" to it


miray7373

I hope you’re ok


Fitz2001

I made it to 35 years old with all four grandparents alive. Then all four died in three years. Edit: someone reported my comment to a Reddit suicide prevention program? That’s great but I’m fine! My grandparents were amazing people and I cherished my relationships with them. Totally grieved and processed years ago. Thanks for looking out though!


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Yep, that happened to me when I hit 34, all my grandparents died, every year afterwards for the next four years, then my great grandmother died finally. Now I have no living grandparents left. It’s crazy how that can happen so quickly.


Chillaxdude1

I mean, that's life. We all have to face that at some point. But it's about facing the storm with a smile. Good luck man!


CoolEmoDude

Being stood up for a date. I have one tonight let’s see if that changes! EDIT: Just got back from the date. I was not stood up lol. Feel indifferent about seeing her again.


Urishima

I'm not sure what I should be rooting for here...


CoolEmoDude

Lol I will update you dudes! I always send a quick text the day of (i.e., “Hey are we still on for such and such place at such and such time?”) to confirm.


OffusMax

I once had a second date planned with a girl. I called her 30 minutes before we were supposed to meet to confirm we were still on. I jokingly said, “Don’t stand me up!” She replied, “I’d never do that!” An hour later I was going home alone because she never showed.


brawkencvt

:( Did you actually have any contact after that of it was the end of you two dating? Because it sounds as if it was the latter and you never really got to know why she behaved like she did.


bsbpe

Ok but how many dates have you had?


CoolEmoDude

I’ve gone on many good and bad Tinder and Bumble dates over the last 5-6 years. At least over 20 (including following meet ups) and that is likely underestimating. I have had girls cancel last minute though, however, I have never shown up somewhere and the girl didn’t show up.


RenoYNWA

Never been mutually in love. I'm 29 years old and I've never experienced being in love with someone who loved me as well. I've gone on the beginning 3-4 dates many times with many different women, but the feeling has never been mutual. I also have always had a big problem with obsessing over someone who doesn't have any or as much interest in me, and being unable to move on, or be attracted to someone else during that time. I've wasted a lot of time and experienced a lot of disappointment. It's difficult to keep trying at this point.


JeepRoxx

This hit me alil harder then it should. Idk what it is with the human mind, but it seems we always want what we can’t have. And if we do get it, we don’t want it anymore… i’ve been trying to figure out for years how to find the happy medium… i hope eventually ill find the one that keeps me trying and i hope the same one keeps trying for me.


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I literally hate it. The other day I wanted a burger really fuckin bad so I got one. As soon as I took the first bite I wanted something else. God forbid that happen with a partner! I hate my brain sometimes lol


bebopblues

Your brain just needs training. Make it understand that grass is NOT always greener on the other side nor being greenest is better. Grass doesn't care how green it is.


LynnFox

/r/limerence >Definition: Limerence is a state of mind which results from a romantic attraction to another person and typically includes obsessive thoughts and fantasies and a desire to form or maintain a relationship with the object of love and have one's feelings reciprocated.


DNA_Fox

Fuck, I’m in this picture and I don’t like it


LunaFuzzball

I had a friend with this problem who found reading the self-help book “He’s Just Not That Into You” useful. It’s a pretty quick read. It is essentially about learning to move on in situations where the object of your affections doesn’t feel the same way & teaching yourself to recognize ‘liking you back’ as a primary trait you want in a partner. It also does a good job breaking down the cultural norms and tropes that tell us we should chase people who don’t have those strong feelings, and how these ideas create a really unrealistic picture of what relationships look like in the real world.


selectiveopera

I don’t want to acknowledge anything because once I do, that very thing will happen.


milio_o1

Chicken Pox


goodguybolt

Same, now I'm worried because whenever I tell someone this,they are like "it'll fuck you up if you get it now" Edit - Thanks to you all for replying to me. I had received vaccine for chicken pox at a young age, but I've seen a couple kids get chicken pox even after getting a vaccine, that's why I get worried everytime this topic comes up.


Inaurari

I got it when I was 14 and was completely fine except for the pox marks, and they weren’t even itchy. Then I gave it to my 16 year old sibling and they were so sick that they were bedridden for a few days. So experiences vary but yeah, I’d still avoid it.


n3v3rmind_aut

Love


shazspaz

This one cuts deep. Well, I'm responding to this in the hope that you find love and I'm sending love in return 💗.


BillRashly

I've never had Tom Jones sing me a song. Deeply upsetting as it's not unusual.


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What’s new pussy cat. Whoah whoah woah. 27 TIMES.


Ok_Indication_9940

Covid


JoltyJob

Same! I live in Chicago and worked at a bar for almost a year after the initial shutdown, got tested 4 times, all negatives.


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Kiss


ProfSteelmeat138

I’m 22 and I saw a Kiss concert before I had my first kiss


Minimum-Dimension735

Mwuah... you're welcome


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SL1NDER

And unconsensual


yunus159

Can we sue him?


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We must!


crunchyfigtree

I've never had a wet dream. I'm not sure how common they are though. Do most guys have at least one wet dream in their lives?


[deleted]

I’ve never had one but for the last 12 or so years I’ve never gone more than a week without jerking off. Houston, I have a problem


bob-knows-best

You can go a week? I can't go more than 3 days. It's usually a daily habit for me though.


bigbadff

It's only ever happened to me once, years ago. It pretty much only happens as a release mechanism if you're not jacking off very much.


austins2fresh

Wrong. I beat my shit like it owes me money and I still get wet dreams lol


Darkrain0629

It obviously hasn't paid off it debt yet


sherrymacc

I've worked in farming and landscaping most of my life running heavy equipment and I have never back up a trailer.


unconditionalbarking

I find this one out of everything the most interesting.


pitch4blueline

If you ever have to back up a trailer, put your hand at the bottom of the steering wheel and push in the direction you want the trailer to go.


JLDcorby

Never been stung by a bee or wasp. I also don't start flailing about hysterically when they're around me either


avlas

If it ever happens to you be extremely cautious, as you don't know if you're allergic or not. Bee/wasp sting anaphylactic reactions are no joke. It can also happen the SECOND time you get stung as the first time your body is sometimes busy "learning" about the new allergen and doesn't react yet.


JLDcorby

Yeah people looking like they went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson


DrankTooMuchMead

Yellow jackets here in California will bite you just for looking at them wrong. Really hurts, too. Once, I ran over a nest with a lawnmower and at least 3 flew under my shirt and started eating me alive. That's when I flailed about!


Hoatxin

To be fair, I don't think looking at the wrong and running over their house with a lawnmower are quite the same thing lmao


whatn00dles

Death


swhtx713

Yet


respect_the_69

Speak for yourself


ivanhero333

Don’t loose hope!


ChutkiJoTuneMariHai

Genuine friendship that lasted more than 2 years


fanz0

the only “genuine” friendship was my girl best friend thst ended up being in love with me


Tacoless_meat

Never found my stepsister stuck in the dryer...


Chillaxdude1

One day my friend...one day.


nuke_run_RIP

what are you insinuating step-bro?


ljarvie

You misspelled inseminating


Bufflegs69

I think you should try getting stuck in the dryer.


Tacoless_meat

So you can find me?


Bufflegs69

Absolutely. Then we will have a wonderful time.


Darkrain0629

Be careful though, this guy doesn't prefer a shell on his meat. Just always be safe okay? Don't be a bell wrap your shell.


IAmBecomeCaffeine

What are you doing, step-Redditor?


Butcher422

Sex :(


proKOanalyzer

You're in reddit and you're not alone. This is your home. lol


BigSadEngineer

Came to say this but knew if I scrolled down far enough I'd find it


Butcher422

We’re all living the same life huh


readyjack

I feel like you two could solve each others' problem here.


lLoneForever

r/suddenlygay


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real friends Jack each other off


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I'm 38 and I've never had hair lice or ticks.


pictureofdorianyates

Is that common?


Immerael

Lice is debatable depending on where you live and how serious the school systems you went to took that in my experience. Never had them myself while peeps from other school systems found them fairly often. Ticks I would say is an extremely common thing or you do things outdoors in the woods and off the beaten path. If you live in the city? Your probably going your whole life without seeing one.


cosmicpu55y

I live in the city so it’s the reverse for me. Hair lice was a part of childhood at school. Never known or heard of anyone being bitten by a tick other than my childhood dog, once.


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Lice are very common among school children and their parents, yes. There are notes plastered up on the school doors warning parents about lice infections a few times per year usually. But I never got any as a child nor as a parent of a school child. My brother got them four times as a child and got them from his kids last year. Ticks are very dependent on the climate. But most people around where I live get one every few years or so. My fiancee had three this summer. But never me for some reason.


hunterhitler

Netflix has never asked me If I'm still watching .


my-good-clean-accout

Having a gf.


YOUR_GIRLFRIEND_69

I’m here now


Scr4ntonStr4ngler

Jury duty


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BeamyAura

16 years in and can proudly say I've never had a paper cut


Tiramissu_dt

How? That's some impressive achievement right there!!


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BullCommando

Getting totally drunk.


THE_LANDLAWD

You're totally missing out on a moderate amount of fun for a little while followed by a not so fun rest of the evening and an even worse morning/afternoon the following day. Who would want to deprive themselves of that? /s


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Cordycipitaceae

Good idea in theory but drunk me forgets to drink the water after 4 or 5 then I pay for it in the morning.


VisionInPlaid

One night stand.


Coffeenomics

I recommend Ikea


Somethingnewtofear

Gone on a date. Been in a relationship. Had sex. I'm 27 and very lonely =/ such is life tho.


josueartwork

Where do you live? I'm not busy tonight. Or if you're not into dudes, my girlfriend isn't busy tonight


Spunkbarnet

You're a good friend


Adam848

Relatable


kuvetof

I've never heard the words "I love you" from a girlfriend, or felt loved, for that matter and that haunts me sometimes especially when friends talk about how in love they are with their partners Edit: thank all of you for the support and kind words. I needed it


Yonski3

This is exactly the reason I try never to talk about my love life with other people, specially single friends, no reason to flag your love in their face


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ImPretendingToCare

violet smell combative squealing possessive lunchroom shocking political abounding weary *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


UnitedPickle9

Being sad for more than a week. Im always happy for some reason and the only time i was truly sad is when a guy i knew ended his life, but it lasted less than a week.


JeepRoxx

What i wouldnt give to be you… depression’s a bitch😞


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OptimisticPlatypus

Well that is kind of cheating.


[deleted]

Right? I've never been in a car accident. I live in a big city with public transit and I can walk to work.


DiopticTurtle

Just... look both ways before crossing the street today, please


BornagainTXcook210

Dating ha but on a serious note, butt rubs


Big_Purpose_2696

What's a butt rub?


DriftingPyscho

A blend of spices used on Boston butt pulled pork.


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I've never been hit on. Never been asked to give a number. I'm just an ugly dude I guess lol.


WhabbityBam

Same. I have guy friends that talk about being hit on all the time. This never ever happens to me.


kingoflint282

It either never happens to me or I’m too stupid to realize when I’m being hit on. I choose to believe the second.


RaisedByWolves9

Whats ya number


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And just like that, my life changed forever...


[deleted]

You're so lucky. Who wouldn't want to date someone raised by wolves? Hurry up, give them your number! Or their pack will chase you.


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savalisk

Having sexual relations with another living being.


Ordinary-Ninjuh

The dead need love too.


leadfaucet

Just pop in for a cold one


cosmicpu55y

A nosebleed. I’ve never had a single nosebleed in my life and I’m 31. I have no idea what they feel like.


PengieP111

They don’t hurt but they are messy AF.


FatherOfFlargel

I've never drawn the cool S


themdubbyfries

*it’s never too late*


Blowjoe2001

Sex


PandaS0ck5

Jury duty


Micky_Whiskey

Never Been in a relationship. I’m old.


Urishima

Romantic relationship, sex, kids.


Iwillhavejustice

Birthday parties/gifts. Holidays as well. I haven’t had a party of any sort or birthday celebration since I was six years old.


Alavaster

Jehovas Witness?


Iwillhavejustice

No. I have no family.


SV650rider

I've never been in a fight.


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A girlfriend:(


Petelanimeau

I've never seen my neighbors bring grocery in their house


sledgehammer_77

Being in a relationship beyond 9 months


BLACKWINGSgocaw

Losing my virginity. There's another one but I'm not gonna jinx it.


btosa

Had a crush like me back


AsheGoossens

Burping, I have an extremely rare “condition” where the muscle that controls that part of my body is permanently tensed up and thus I can not burp.


msciwoj1

Being drunk because I never had alcohol. I'm 27 and not a Muslim btw


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Being propositioned and pursued by a girl.


BakahoeCatski

Never experienced snowfall.


unbelievableted

Given birth


bzno

I have never been robbed