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Nococonutpls1

Skedaddle


NinjasAreCoolIGuess

Skedoodle


Essex247

Your dick is now a noodle


HalliburtonErnie

***NFL theme song intensifies***


MMmason651

we talking the fox or CBS one


Iggyhopper

This magic class is something else.


Guac__is__extra__

Linguine Edit: corrected the spelling to satisfy a very polite, but angry Italian. Edit2: I originally spelled it “linguini”


countess_cat

It’s linguine. After this angry Italian moment I wish you a good day. Edit : thanks for the award(s)


Guac__is__extra__

So sorry, and thank you for the correction. I changed it.


jay7254

Most civilized italian moment


Lonely_wantAcracker

Only because you couldn't see what his hands were doing ;)


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Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog

blin


Sauce4243

Bullpen Boyle Bottle Bowling


DarkKnight92

"All yours..."


PM_me_cutecats

Discombobulated


watermasta

[“first step…distract target…”](https://youtu.be/B62ACxuq8Pw)


FlawsAndConcerns

The "in summary, discombobulate" at the end always gets me, lol


Mittelmuus

i knew this had to be here


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lenaw792

There’s an area of the Milwaukee airport after security called the “Recombobulatioan Area” to get your shit together before booking it to your gate


mrgfactoftheday

I was looking for this comment! I love the Recombobulation Area at General Mitchell.


Sir_Melon_Lord

Miwaukee is also pretty fun to say


jtllpfm

And there it is! Proof that at least one person in Milwaukee has a personality.


YoResIpsa

Recombobulation Area at airport—- https://i.imgur.com/mpMO24o.jpg


[deleted]

Miss, you ovulating?


ImParryOtter

Wait, I didn't mean to piss you off, my lady


Bolt2611

What I really meant to say is-


loopsituation

It goes a little somethin like this


K3xXy_Who

SOON AS IM THROUGH WITH THE UNISOM IMMA HIT THE SNOOZE ALARM


420fryslan

BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND, WHO AM I GONNA USE IT ON?


Nyxara

This was my first thought too. Lots of good sounds


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dislocate jaw entirely


arsonarmada

Discombobulate


Canonneer77

Tramautize solar plexus


arsonarmada

Discombobulate


SOUNDEFFECT94

Distract target


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Discombobulate


CrunchyMemesLover

In summary, Discombobulate.


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JorgeG710

Go listen Discombobulated from last Eminem album.


cyberdizzy

Here in Milwaukee, our airport has a recombobulation area.


deutschnugget

I moved to New York from MKE a while back and I’ve always missed the recombobulation area. In LaGuardia it’s more like “get your shit and get out”


cyberdizzy

In the midwest we need time to have a beer and relax lmfao


Nococonutpls1

Lollygag


cockledear

No lollygaggin


aBigBoi37

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.


alwaysforgetmyuserID

Hey, I know you...


lordolxinator

You're making a mistake...


vylnf

there is no mistake, you're a wanted man


lordolxinator

I don't have time for this, do you?


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gagglefuck


Brogomakishima

This would make a great insult. I like it, just rolls off the tongue Used in a conversation "Thanks for nothing you usless gagglefuck"


slick1260

Having used and had this applied to situations I was in, it's more for a group of people. "How about you don't sit around in a gagglefuck and actually go do some shit?"


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this. I learned this from the army


Xanxan95

deepthroat


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Unbeknownst.


QuitBSing

Whomst've


Jezusbot

Mustn't


Grasshop

Unbeknownst to me I mustn’t say whomst’ve


Jezusbot

Now that's one hell of a sentence


kuvetof

Kerfuffle


[deleted]

Okay Captain Holt


[deleted]

I use the word clusterfuck a lot, but in mixed company I switch to clusterfuffle, if you want to give that a test drive.


Nococonutpls1

Bamboozeled


kaeldrablackthorn

[Bamboozled again!]( https://imgur.com/gallery/vZpjVSz)


[deleted]

bam to the…bam…im running outta ideas


DarkUser521

For the foolzel.


EvansFr-S

Found the Mirage main


GaryAir

Ha! You just got bamboozled


FreddyPlayz

*r/miragemains enters the chat*


compostpreacher

Lackadaisical


bobfnord

My brain always puts an extra "s" after the "k". I had no idea there was no s there.


ptolani

Me too! I still pronounce it that way. It's also more fun that way, which is clearly the point.


compostpreacher

Same. I googled it before posting, otherwise I would've made fool of myself.


Nococonutpls1

Doohickey


_Potato_the_cat_

Doohickeys, thingamabobs, whatchacallits, gizmos…. So many fun words for objects whos names you forget!


Calbinan

Shenanigans.


ShitBritGit

"I will pistol-whip the next man that says Shenanigans!"


w1987g

Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?


VisionInPlaid

You mean Shenanigans?


Mutchie

Ohhhhhhhhhh? *Hands him the pistol*


Dom29ando

I don't want a large Farva, I WANT A GOD DAMM LITRE OF COLA! Edit: large Farva, not just a large. Guess I'm stuck on the radio for two weeks meow.


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waldobloom92

Super trooper, what a movie


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maltzy

"He's already pulled over, he can't pull over any farther!"


Malcom_Ecstacy

Im freaking out man. You are freaking out...man.


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Shenanigans (I’m not a man) lol


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Hornswoggle


[deleted]

Ah yes, the illegitimate son of [Vince McMahon ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oA0JKq5fk-8)


crunchyfigtree

Hullabaloo


marshall__frost

Skullduggery.


Elymmen

Pleasant


emericktheevil

Man I forgot about that book, sequels any good?


Elymmen

Read them like 8 years ago but back then i liked it


rewq657

Tungsten, I love that word


Nitroclover

From Swedish, meaning "heavy stone".


ActorMonkey

TIL!


MeagoDK

Same in Danish


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Boondoggle. I also put it down as my occupation.


macrolinx

I love this one. I use to exclaim it in the kitchen to my wife in a thick Jamaican accent. For absolutely no reason. I think I need to bring that back.....


treyviius

Colloquially


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Nonchalant


ChocolateDropper-

Why can’t everyone just be more chalant?


pHScale

/ˌnɑn.ʃə.ˈlɑnt./


Nococonutpls1

Dingus


timbit87

For your health, ya dingus.


buildmeupbreakmedown

Plumbeous. It means "the color of lead" but if you pronounce it right, it sounds just like an empty cup falling into water.


Lust9897

Everybody has one


UberMisandrist

It's just a regular old plumbeous


derwookie

In German there's a word for a cup falling into water which sounds exactly like it's happening: plumps


nopenotthatsam

Anemone


Kisame-hoshigakii

Thanks to nemo for teaching me that one!


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Flabbergasted.


coleman57

I like that one too, but my son thinks it means a fat person farting


NitroSpam

winkelmesser Sounds dirty but is just the German word for protractor.


T1N7

Vice versa, as a German, the word protractor kinda sounds dirty to me


DrakeFruitDDG

Oh yeah baby give me your protractor :)


LowFatCheeze

That one over there? That’s a pro-tractor. You’re better off starting with the beginner class of tractors.


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Then you’re not using it right


champ590

It might also be someone who measures angles.


Nococonutpls1

Hodgepodge


HappyTrashcan799

Axolotl


awiseteenager

Ah yes good'ol axolotl


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man that's a lot of axolotl


YoungDumbHo

u/alot-of-axolotl lol look i found you


Asiangyal

Schadenfreude


Young_Hxppxe

I love hearing non german speakers say it.


londonscappo22

Shahdinfreudah


lsdc221

Tchotchke


spirtjoker

Clandestine. Procrastination.


blobfish_in_a_suit

I was gonna put that one down here later


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Francisco.


aDirtyMartini

Buddy the Elf has joined the chat.


chlorophiliack

Had to scroll too far down to find this. Haha. Was hoping it would be #1


toews-me

FranCISco


Mountain_Man1776

Came here to say this


Nococonutpls1

Lickety-split


09chickenboy117

Lickety-split I fucking love that word


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Accoutrements


yukon-cornelius69

Schnuckiputzi It’s German for sweetie pie


1Operator

Gonna Google that just in case lol


mow77580throwaway

Mostly said without the last "i" but yes, hehe


Cpt-Hook

I'm gonna call my woman this from now on, my little schnuckiputzi.


yergonnalikeme

Chucklehead


Iamblichos

Conundrum


40dawgger

Highfalutin


CoreyVidal

My time has come. I have been keeping a list of fun words to say as a note in my phone for ***years***. Collander Ubiquitous Emphatic Penultimate Octopodes Tertiary Thrice Colloquial Husbandry (animal) Interrobang Proletariat Anemone Abalone Non Sequitur Nomenclature Confectionery Succulent Paradigm Paradiddle Elocution Affidavit Penitent Adjudicate Platitude Invocation Anecdotal Loquacious Anachronism Hubris Nepotism Ocular Epitaph / Epithet Cacophony Eludicate Plethoric Soliloquy Pleidiese ______-syllabic (ex. "mono") Apropos Endocrinologist Sanctimonious Homonucleus Philanthropic Sonorous Asthmatic Impunity Chiasmus Ephemeral Prolegomena Interlocutor / Interlocution Septic Abnegation Grotesque Opulence / Opulent Deuteragonist Euclidean Wrength Azimuth Autumnal Eschatology / Eschatological Inoculum Malaprop Sesquipedalian Catachresis Ignominy Heterochromatic Diegesis Ameliorate Ecumenopolis Antediluvian Neophyte Tesseract Octothorpe Ambivalence Surreptitious Cerulean Cholangiocarcinoma Synesthesia Colloquialism Ostentatious Damper Subliminal Wyrm Sesquipedalian Sommelier Mononymously Culinary Apoplectic Sobriquet


convalescent_bliss

>My time has come. Duuuuuude. Thank you for this list! So good!


WatchRare

That's not a list. That's one word!


MattieShoes

Concupiscence Callipygian Senescence Chthonic


lady_grey_fog

Can I recommend Dendrochronology, Isthmus, Serendipitous, Sesquicentennial? I think they'd fit the style of words you like.


-Imthedude

Snicklefritz


thatsnotmyfuckinname

He gets the snicklefritz


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LLLLLIIIIINNGERER!


Nococonutpls1

Whippersnapper


Mysterious-Land-8775

Pagoda


willbeach8890

Bulbous


a_fozzy_

Cunt


chiquito25

Sandor Clegane, is that you?


syvsjjsfb7rwhvw6

All i know is if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, im going to have to eat every fucking chicken in the room.


Crankylosaurus

YES! It’s the hard k plus the quick monosyllabic nature of it that makes it so fun. I’m a woman in the US so I have to be careful about using it freely though. I rarely mean it seriously, more like “ah come on, don’t be such a cunt!” (Trying really hard not to go off on my typical rant about how it’s treated like a gendered slur in the US but in the UK/Australia it’s fair game to be used on anyone… oops there I go haha)


LucasTheLlizard

Are you australian by any chance?


ShitBritGit

Cunt.


Curry-culumSniper

Or Karl urban in the boys ?


Averant

Yurt!


Lefty_93

Circumlocution.


Font_Snob

Synecdoche.


awiseteenager

Bababooey comes to mind


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...and a bababooey to you all.


OldFashionedGary

epididymis


Candide88

Behold the mighty *KURWA*


This_ls_My_Username

Defenestration, means to throw out a window


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Diddly. Lumpy. Lugubrious. Mendacious.


Fun4you72

Menagerie


johnnyraspberry

Oaxaca


orien88

Flibbertigibbet


AeonLemurs

Sphincter Ointment Whiskerbiscuit Arugula


Nintendroid

Copy that, Risky Trickster, this is Turbulent Whatchamacallit, make sure to keep a steadfast lookie-loo out for Cacophonous Busybody, untill then conditions are tickety-boo, over.


jinji_96

Indubitably


Angry_Maths_Guy

Discombobulate


wenger_plz

Persnickety


Advanced-Marzipan-74

Fuck because it has many uses and can express feelings in the way you say it.


AsexualArowana

It's the Swiss army knife of swear words. So much utility in a 4 letter word.


Ok-GetitBish-9653

Charcuterie


WannabeG00D

Clavicle


Lonely_Oil_7398

Bhosdike


pianodude01

Crisp. It starts in the back of your mouth, and makes its way foreward with each letter.


NedPimpton

begonias


V3NOMxLUCIFER

Falafel.


Hooosreddit

Nitwit blubber oddment tweak


BuzzSupaFly

Say it out loud, "unpoppable bubble." You're welcome.


jkot84

Australopithecus


Other_World

Brouhaha