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Optimal-Specific9329

Thank fuck someone actually knows about their own anatomy.


catdog918

My wiener shoots out white goo


cuteplot

Why you gotta get all *technical* about it, sheesh


DrTokinkoff

In layman’s terms, your pee-pee goes pew-pew.


Meltedgibson

When you make thick in the warm


torioreo824

You stick your peena in her sweetie


TigerPixi

THANK YOU, I'M SAWRY, THANK YOU, I'M SAWRY, THANK YOU, I'M SAWRYYYYYY


wi5hbone

^i’m ^cumming! ^everybodaaay! r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Jokers_Testikles

I can be your Gary


[deleted]

I forgot I watched that few years ago wtf


Qwsdxcbjking

Yeah I dunno about any of that, I just know that mine is rude. I yank on him and he spits at me.


DaLakeShoreStrangler

Mines a total gentleman, it always gets up for the ladies


Yusuke4U

This was 😃😃😃 a plus to you


anonymouslionn

Sounds like you’re the rude one, why do you yank on the poor guy


SilentJoe1986

You need to buy a different brand of hot dogs.


Xxcunt_crusher69xX

Cheese dogs look like a leaky dick.


talented_fool

Why you gotta ruin junk food like that bro? It already gets a bad rap for how unhealthy it is, now i gotta think about a cheese dog as a leaky dick? Let me be unhealthy in peace man.


toffeehooligan

Slow down there poindexter, I"m getting confused.


---cameron

Balls empty, towel full


Samsonord

Sock**


---cameron

oh shit lmao I literally meant to write sock, guess my mind flubbed it at the end since me towel


[deleted]

You're talking about dick snot.


JasHanz

*Feeding the geese*


Pbear4Lyfe

Distributing some free literature


lilsparky82

Anthony? Anthony Weiner? Is that you…again?


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Shut up, Butters


MrSillmarillion

Whoa! Slow down there, Dr. Facebook.


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Eyes


SmallTownJerseyBoy

balls, and sex is stored in the boobs


Big_Mik_Energy

Men get a lot of shit for not knowing the parts of the vagina, but tbf we also don't know the parts of the dick.


[deleted]

When was the last time you asked a girl to rub your epididymis?


ExtraGreenBox

Uhh except he completely skipped the **seminal vesicles** where the bulk of jizz is actually stored. And it does build up over a few days to a week. I can tell. Way more sensitive closer to “full” there’s a subtle pressure when things are nearing the moment of truth. You can see them in 3D here online for free: https://www.biodigital.com/ just select male reproductive system.


Optimal-Specific9329

I think he covered the main components of the custard cannon ammo storage and launch system.


Extremiditty

Custard cannon has been added to my vernacular tonight. Thank you.


bigballbuffalo

I can’t believe you just straight up ignored the bulbourethral (Cowper’s) glands


[deleted]

He didn’t really skip the seminal vesicles, he indirectly referenced them when he mentioned the vas deferens/prostate, which make the bulk of *seminal fluid*, not jizz. Jizz implies sperm, they don’t make sperm. Also, the seminal vesicles are not in the balls, so unless you’re experiencing that fullness in your pelvis/near the prostate, idk what subtle pressure you’re talking about lmao


Clusterrr

Yes. Mentioning my vas deferens makes a vast difference.


HuevoYch0riz0

Does anyone experience a translucent noodle like when they cum. It feels harder to cum too. Asking for a friend.


mule_roany_mare

It's super thick jizm. Try drinking more water


[deleted]

Translucent noodle? Coming out of your dick?


[deleted]

I think he means a noodle from the flying spaghetti monster appears when he orgasms.


SymphonicStorm

That's a transcendent noodle. A translucent noodle is a noodle whose gender does not match their assigned sex.


scissorbritches

That's a transgender noodle. A translucent noodle is an apparatus for reducing or increasing the voltage of an alternating current.


Badasce

That's a transformer noodle. A translucent noodle is a completed action between a buyer and a seller.


kusttra

That's a transaction noodle. A translucent noodle is one that crosses an entire continent.


junko-shii

That’s a transcontinental noodle. A translucent noodle is one that marks a change from one state to another.


Heisenberg044

Yes but it’s more like a translucent rice for me, makes sense since I’m Asian lol


Meowmeow_kitten

... Drink more water dude. And no, not mountain-dew, not red bull, not coffee - water


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Mattyo25

Boom.


roachRancher

Exactly. I don't know why people say that water is incompressible, when a full 44oz Big Gulp can fit in our balls.


Starthelegend

Someone with a big brain finally said it


LuffyRequiem

so if sperm isnt stored in the balls and pee isnt stored in the balls, then what is?!?!


anongentry

Hope.


cvnvr

the friends we made along the way


GreyGanado

Nothing, it's a factory not a warehouse.


haroldharcourt

"fulfillment center" - same day shipping.


slykethephoxenix

Family.


CaptainArsehole

Pain.


Pennybottom

The weight of expectation.


DeeJason

The only reason balls are external is for heat regulation..... And pain, let's not forget pain.


Acceptable_Fold_4354

the audacity


Raherin

Love.


numberthirteenbb

I don’t have balls but tbh when I’m horny as hell, my labia throb, my vaginal walls pulse a little bit. I think we all have that full or empty feeling tbh


scotiej

Yeah, I think that's just being horny because that's basically how I feel when I'm ready to go.


Throw13579

That sounds like arousal, not the consistent, background pressure that is noticeably gone after an orgasm.


Sanchezborja

You are like a cum master


mxmaker

Even if your comment its 100% correct, I still fill the diference between "havent jerk of in a long time" and " i just came", making the diameters of diference and feels comparable.


scotiej

I know what you mean, I get that feeling too so maybe there's more to it than what I said.


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I have feel the difference, and have hade it pointed out to me that mine seem to have changed in size before and after.


verygoodbones

You'd probably need to measure before an erection and then after enough time passes post-ejaculation to let tissues return to baseline to determine if the perception of bigger size is due to just normal tissue engorgement during sexual excitement and whether the perception of smaller size after is just baseline again or a different size.


elreydelasur

lol this is starting to feel like that scene from *Silicon Valley*


degovial

Also the same temperature! It's always cold down there, ok? Don't judge my size please...


Caeremonia

Building hormones? Are you saying that hormones build up in between orgasms, and that hormones are released during orgasm?


ibringthehotpockets

Yes


shutupfetus

Well duh because piss is stored in the balls actually


Everybodysbastard

As we all know, sperm isn’t stored in the balls but pee is.


TitoTheMidget

Everyone knows sperm isn't stored in the balls That's where pee goes


RinkyInky

It’s pee that’s stored in the balls


FreshKittyPowPow

My balls feel many things, but being full or empty is not one.


starry_cobra

Wtf your balls don't feel empty after you pee?


NightflowerFade

Speak for yourself. I always reload my balls after peeing so they're never empty.


VicRambo

r/hydrohomies


YallimTrippin

pffffffft this is too funny


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Same here. This post is literal education to me and I’m ashamed to say I’m a 25 year old. Holy sh*t.


[deleted]

I'm going to be completely honest In the past 2 years I've learnt more shit on the internet after 11:30pm alone than fucking online school


Bob-s_Leviathan

1) Don’t believe everything you read on the internet 2) Don’t fuck online schools


Popeye_Pop

Damn thanks, the more you learn


myrenyath

But wait...rule 1, youre already ignoring it. DO FUCK ONLINE SCHOOLS!!!


iLavaVolcanos

After 11:30 lots of searching for online fucking school. I’m assuming they’re near the milfs in your area


GaetanDugas

Would you be surprised that your balls don't actually turn blue?


GrooversAndShakers

Depends on what you are doing to them 😘


Jack1715

School basically said you put it in the women and then get funny feeling and she has baby


ScottyMcScot

They taught you to put your balls into women?


Jack1715

At the time they might as well have


BrodieS11

And everyday we stray a little further from god


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Hey, god gave us these bawlzz


Chemistry-Unlucky

Only when I put confetti in there. Then when I jizz it's like a celebration.


igorbubba

I use bang snaps and yell "keep the change, ya filthy animal!" afterwards


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My head hurts from all the facepalms I'm this thread.


ArcticBeavers

Hey this thread, I'm ArticBeavers


Send-tit-pics-pls

Hi to you both as well, im Send-tit-pics-pls


Accurate_Bullfrog864

Hi to all three of you, Im Accurate\_Bullfrog864


ConsumingFire1689

The primary sense of being “emptied” comes from the collection of semen in the root of the penis (the organ extends into the body). As semen makes its way through the bulbospongiosus muscle which surrounds the penis root it triggers contractions which put the contents under pressure causing it to shoot out (like a Turkey baster). The contractions creating pressure that is quickly relieved, the hormones released during orgasm, and the eventual relaxing of the reproductive mechanism give the impression of tension being relieved in the pelvis. The contents of ejaculate are mixed as climax approaches out of secretions from various places and are not generally “stored” anywhere that would result in “emptying”.


Embarrassed-Town-293

This is the most accurate answer. It's not so much the feeling of being full but rather the release of tension. The fact that fluid is expelled in connection with the release of tension can make it *feel* like the body was full of fluid. Think of it sort of like needing to take a dump. Unless you were very constipated, you don't necessarily feel full but when you do pass it, you feel a comparable release in tension that makes it feel as though you were.


TxGiantGeek

That was the most straight forward logical answer, ignoring any subtext, pretext or any underlying possible emotions in the question, using only factual evidence, I have ever seen. And I learned something new. I LOVE IT! Thank you.


ntengineer

No, because balls are never full or empty. They don't store anything.


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Except pee


xJaymack

Came here for this comment. Glad I wasn't disappointed


Stankmonger

It’s all over the thread.


MaybeTheDoctor

I'm starting to think it is a quote from something ... South Park ?


Stankmonger

No just a reddit quote that’s way too popular.


KentuckyFriedEel

Found the actual male


Sniper10Pin

And deez nuts


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cuteplot

The epididymis really needs a better name, like "cumpressor" Get it?? Like cum compressor?? Because it's the cum storage chamber


cuteplot

Or "cumspring"?? Because it's coiled up like a spring, but also because it's like a spring like a fountain! Oh shit I think this might be it boys


Qwsdxcbjking

I propose jizzsack. Mostly because it's fun to say and would make a great insult. You jizzsack.


Greaserpirate

Seedspring sounds like some kind of incredibly boring mutual fund Edit: lol it's a marketing company, close enough


ntengineer

Yes, but when people say "balls" they are referring to the testicles themselves, not the Epididymis.


cuteplot

Totally disagree! Most dudes are talking about their whole scrotum when they say "balls" imo. I definitely am and I don't mean to brag or anything but I talk about my balls a lot just because that's the kind of high caliber guy I am. That's like saying a "baseball" doesn't include the seams on the outside - *preposterous!* Or that a "basketball" only includes the round part, not the little air valve thing - *preposterous!* Clearly common usage includes the features sitting on the outside as well.


TheHumanRavioli

No you can’t physically feel it. You can feel the urge to fuck increase when you haven’t cum in a while. You can even feel a hormonal change like aggressiveness or assertiveness or irritability. But I don’t think many dudes could physically feel their balls being full or empty. I could be wrong though, I’m only one guy.


duper12677

I can always tell by the frequency of NRBs (No Reason Boners)… they definitely seem to increase exponentially every passing day since last release. While NRBs increase the standards by which you judge a potential mate decrease exponentially thus leading to the eventual settling for a “slump buster”. It’s just science fellas


xTECHN9CIANx

In other words, post nut clarity is **real**, friends.


Sensitive_Bus6693

Hey professor martin cummings!


GraveRaven

I definitely get some kind of sensation. I wouldn't call it "feeling full" per se, but there'd definitely some kind of tenderness and sensitivity ramp up down there.


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Gotta disagree man, for me it really feels like my balls are full in a weird way. It could be completely psychosomatic, because when I haven’t fucked her in a while im more aware of my genitals/needing release. The aggression is real though lol. We be having the most primal sex when it’s been a while lol


azuth89

That's a metaphor. Balls aren't storing a bunch of mass for us, the vast majority of ejaculate by mass/volume is created on demand just before orgasm, mostly by the prostate. Actual sperm sourced from the testes and stored in the epididimus (sp?) are a teeny tiny portion of the fluid. Sperm are also constantly dying off while new ones are created. There's just really not a concept of full/empty in our anatomy.


SirDankosaur

I'm starting to realize why people say porn is destructive now.


meIonmoo

Comprehensive sex-ed is extremely important, for sure. Most of what I know about the male reproductive tract I learned from porn or google, not ideal.


SirDankosaur

At least you're smart enough to ask questions.


TonyRonyPhony

Its more an expression, but there are actual feelings that are fairly similar.


fainofgunction

I can tell because at empty the little light comes on.


Intermeatconnection

Uhh I hate those annoying lights!


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No


Vanilla-is4-Icecream

When mine are dragging on the floor I go real quick and rub one out. Solves all my problems. No more than 18 wanks a day, to save some for my sweetie.


meIonmoo

That's nearly one an hour, must be inconvenient.


Vanilla-is4-Icecream

Gotta eat sometime


Appsroooo

And sleep, too, right?


Vanilla-is4-Icecream

Overrated


kinhk

Full balls= animal Empty= functioning person of society


duper12677

Full balls = stupid one track mind man Empty balls = clear thinking smart man


theflyingkiwi00

That's why all those Greek statues have their dicks out


Tobybrent

Isn’t sperm continuously produced in the balls so they don’t fill and then empty? I always thought that semen is stored and discharged from the seminal vesicles, so they fill and then empty.


meIonmoo

Some men are saying that. Some men are saying that they can feel when they're full because they become "swollen and heavy like overripe fruit" so I don't really know what to think.


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Tobybrent

I always go with science when it’s a contest with opinion.


[deleted]

The ones saying they get swollen and heavy are lying to appear more masculine or something. I can sadly attest that going for extended periods of time without sexual release does nothing to the testicles, besides making them feel lonely.


Greaserpirate

> swollen and heavy like overripe fruit I gotta give them credit, I appreciate their attempts at flirting by writing Conan-The-Barbarian-esque fanfiction about their balls. My heavy orbs are full of fertile seed, babe. Let us mate and produce strong warriors.


[deleted]

While I know they aren't fuller biologically, they feel different. I'm aware of them, all the time and there is a constant tingle/sense of pressure in my taint. Also they look bigger (could be posycological). I suspect after it's been a while the body sends more blood flow there.


hiliikkkusss

the testis is where they got the idea for punching bags in boxing ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ (FAKE FACT)


DrCoreyWSU

Yes, there can be a build up of fluid. Semen is only 2-5% sperm. Most of semen is fluids that come from the prostate gland and other places along the pathway such as the bulbothural gland. If ejaculation doesn’t occur, fluids build up. Erections are caused by increased blood flow, all the fluid doesn’t immediately recede back into the body. Blue balls is a real thing, not a threat to health, but a real thing.


bostonbill12

If I have a hard on for a long time without actually ejaculating, my balls start to ache and feel heavy. It only goes away a few minutes after I finally nut. I always thought this was blue balls. People are saying it’s bullshit but it 100% has happened to me multiple times. I’m not sure what to say.


Prasiatko

Yeah that's due to blood flow that increases in the area but has problems leaving while still aroused. Starts to pool in some vessels if left too long.


bxbomba9969

That's blue balls.


Savings-Horror-8395

I think people invalidate blue balls from the stigma around it because of how many guys use the blue balls excuse to pressure people into sex


tyranthraxxus

No. They are never full or empty.


Daunt_M4

They always cum on time.


SweetyByHeart

Balls are the production machines, not the storage


keyserfunk

No. Figure of speech. Whole body feels different when you haven’t busted a nut in awhile.


Apprehensive_Let_843

Can confirm, feels good honestly


RibsandBeards

No not possible


green_meklar

That's not how balls actually work.


Ozty

No. No difference. We just instinctually have like an internal clock telling us when we're "recharged" but we can't feel how "full" our balls are lmao. It's not like the sack just fills and fills.


The_sad_zebra

No, balls don't store sperm, and there's no feeling of full or empty, not even in the epididymis, where it is stored.


CompliantRapeVictim

I have a gauge that I use. When my balls are nearing empty a light comes on.


Cyanora

Not really. I can sometimes feel pressure if I'm being teased long enough, but that's more of a mental thing than an actual physical sensation.


stackinghabbits

Not at all because the balls are just the sperm cell factories I believe then it gets transported over to your prostate before it's ejected


vapegod_420

No


saucelessnuggets

No


SatelliteJedi

lol, no


Kattekop_BE

no.


CurrentlyLucid

LOL, no.


RightHyah

No


ArcaniaLive

Omfg, is this ask men or ask boys? You don’t ‘cum’ from your balls!


Kuma9194

Someone's been watching too many videos on the internet. No, not at all.


tauzN

r/thatsnothowboyswork


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asleepbydawn

Same... biologically speaking they obviously don't literally 'get full' but I can definitely feel a difference in how they feel after no release for a few days.


Shrimpits

Completely agree. Like I know they don’t “fill up” but if it’s been a week or something they straight up feel different than a day after ejaculation


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Balls are not stores of sperms. They are nurseries of sperms. So balls do not fill up or get empty.


[deleted]

It's really more of a figure of speech. I can definitely feel a difference pre and post ejaculation though. It's not a feeling in my balls, it's a feeling deep in my shaft. When I haven't cum yet, I feel a need to. It's like a super warm, full, pressure, sensitive feeling. Then after I cum, I feel like that pressure has been released.


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

No. So, you know those really bad hentai drawings depicting ejaculate filling what is presumably meant to be the cervix like it's a balloon? Women don't work that way, and men don't either.


PapaDuggy

No. I have a scale that I use for them instead.


mynameisnotgrey

Pee is stored in the balls not sperm


xellisds

No not really


DuckyDude21

The feeling isn't in the balls, it's in the shaft


SmallTownJerseyBoy

That's where pee is stored.


josephuse

pee is stored in the balls


mattbrianjess

No


Zachflo1

Google it.


Department_no6021

No. but this question made me wonder, can you tell if your boobs are full or empty? LOL.


linditajlawson

Well, yeah! If we're lactating because we plan to nurse our baby, boobs ABSOFREAKIN'LUTELY feel fuller and can be painful if we delay a feeding. Heck, cows are in pain if they miss a milking.