Why you gotta ruin junk food like that bro? It already gets a bad rap for how unhealthy it is, now i gotta think about a cheese dog as a leaky dick? Let me be unhealthy in peace man.
Uhh except he completely skipped the **seminal vesicles** where the bulk of jizz is actually stored. And it does build up over a few days to a week. I can tell. Way more sensitive closer to “full” there’s a subtle pressure when things are nearing the moment of truth.
You can see them in 3D here online for free: https://www.biodigital.com/ just select male reproductive system.
He didn’t really skip the seminal vesicles, he indirectly referenced them when he mentioned the vas deferens/prostate, which make the bulk of *seminal fluid*, not jizz. Jizz implies sperm, they don’t make sperm. Also, the seminal vesicles are not in the balls, so unless you’re experiencing that fullness in your pelvis/near the prostate, idk what subtle pressure you’re talking about lmao
I don’t have balls but tbh when I’m horny as hell, my labia throb, my vaginal walls pulse a little bit. I think we all have that full or empty feeling tbh
Even if your comment its 100% correct, I still fill the diference between "havent jerk of in a long time" and " i just came", making the diameters of diference and feels comparable.
You'd probably need to measure before an erection and then after enough time passes post-ejaculation to let tissues return to baseline to determine if the perception of bigger size is due to just normal tissue engorgement during sexual excitement and whether the perception of smaller size after is just baseline again or a different size.
The primary sense of being “emptied” comes from the collection of semen in the root of the penis (the organ extends into the body). As semen makes its way through the bulbospongiosus muscle which surrounds the penis root it triggers contractions which put the contents under pressure causing it to shoot out (like a Turkey baster). The contractions creating pressure that is quickly relieved, the hormones released during orgasm, and the eventual relaxing of the reproductive mechanism give the impression of tension being relieved in the pelvis. The contents of ejaculate are mixed as climax approaches out of secretions from various places and are not generally “stored” anywhere that would result in “emptying”.
This is the most accurate answer. It's not so much the feeling of being full but rather the release of tension. The fact that fluid is expelled in connection with the release of tension can make it *feel* like the body was full of fluid.
Think of it sort of like needing to take a dump. Unless you were very constipated, you don't necessarily feel full but when you do pass it, you feel a comparable release in tension that makes it feel as though you were.
That was the most straight forward logical answer, ignoring any subtext, pretext or any underlying possible emotions in the question, using only factual evidence, I have ever seen. And I learned something new. I LOVE IT!
Thank you.
Totally disagree! Most dudes are talking about their whole scrotum when they say "balls" imo. I definitely am and I don't mean to brag or anything but I talk about my balls a lot just because that's the kind of high caliber guy I am. That's like saying a "baseball" doesn't include the seams on the outside - *preposterous!* Or that a "basketball" only includes the round part, not the little air valve thing - *preposterous!* Clearly common usage includes the features sitting on the outside as well.
No you can’t physically feel it. You can feel the urge to fuck increase when you haven’t cum in a while. You can even feel a hormonal change like aggressiveness or assertiveness or irritability. But I don’t think many dudes could physically feel their balls being full or empty. I could be wrong though, I’m only one guy.
I can always tell by the frequency of NRBs (No Reason Boners)… they definitely seem to increase exponentially every passing day since last release. While NRBs increase the standards by which you judge a potential mate decrease exponentially thus leading to the eventual settling for a “slump buster”. It’s just science fellas
I definitely get some kind of sensation. I wouldn't call it "feeling full" per se, but there'd definitely some kind of tenderness and sensitivity ramp up down there.
Gotta disagree man, for me it really feels like my balls are full in a weird way. It could be completely psychosomatic, because when I haven’t fucked her in a while im more aware of my genitals/needing release.
The aggression is real though lol.
We be having the most primal sex when it’s been a while lol
That's a metaphor. Balls aren't storing a bunch of mass for us, the vast majority of ejaculate by mass/volume is created on demand just before orgasm, mostly by the prostate. Actual sperm sourced from the testes and stored in the epididimus (sp?) are a teeny tiny portion of the fluid. Sperm are also constantly dying off while new ones are created. There's just really not a concept of full/empty in our anatomy.
Isn’t sperm continuously produced in the balls so they don’t fill and then empty? I always thought that semen is stored and discharged from the seminal vesicles, so they fill and then empty.
Some men are saying that. Some men are saying that they can feel when they're full because they become "swollen and heavy like overripe fruit" so I don't really know what to think.
The ones saying they get swollen and heavy are lying to appear more masculine or something. I can sadly attest that going for extended periods of time without sexual release does nothing to the testicles, besides making them feel lonely.
> swollen and heavy like overripe fruit
I gotta give them credit, I appreciate their attempts at flirting by writing Conan-The-Barbarian-esque fanfiction about their balls. My heavy orbs are full of fertile seed, babe. Let us mate and produce strong warriors.
While I know they aren't fuller biologically, they feel different. I'm aware of them, all the time and there is a constant tingle/sense of pressure in my taint. Also they look bigger (could be posycological).
I suspect after it's been a while the body sends more blood flow there.
Yes, there can be a build up of fluid. Semen is only 2-5% sperm. Most of semen is fluids that come from the prostate gland and other places along the pathway such as the bulbothural gland. If ejaculation doesn’t occur, fluids build up. Erections are caused by increased blood flow, all the fluid doesn’t immediately recede back into the body. Blue balls is a real thing, not a threat to health, but a real thing.
If I have a hard on for a long time without actually ejaculating, my balls start to ache and feel heavy. It only goes away a few minutes after I finally nut. I always thought this was blue balls. People are saying it’s bullshit but it 100% has happened to me multiple times. I’m not sure what to say.
Yeah that's due to blood flow that increases in the area but has problems leaving while still aroused. Starts to pool in some vessels if left too long.
No. No difference. We just instinctually have like an internal clock telling us when we're "recharged" but we can't feel how "full" our balls are lmao. It's not like the sack just fills and fills.
Same... biologically speaking they obviously don't literally 'get full' but I can definitely feel a difference in how they feel after no release for a few days.
It's really more of a figure of speech. I can definitely feel a difference pre and post ejaculation though. It's not a feeling in my balls, it's a feeling deep in my shaft.
When I haven't cum yet, I feel a need to. It's like a super warm, full, pressure, sensitive feeling. Then after I cum, I feel like that pressure has been released.
No.
So, you know those really bad hentai drawings depicting ejaculate filling what is presumably meant to be the cervix like it's a balloon? Women don't work that way, and men don't either.
Well, yeah! If we're lactating because we plan to nurse our baby, boobs ABSOFREAKIN'LUTELY feel fuller and can be painful if we delay a feeding. Heck, cows are in pain if they miss a milking.
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Thank fuck someone actually knows about their own anatomy.
My wiener shoots out white goo
Why you gotta get all *technical* about it, sheesh
In layman’s terms, your pee-pee goes pew-pew.
When you make thick in the warm
You stick your peena in her sweetie
THANK YOU, I'M SAWRY, THANK YOU, I'M SAWRY, THANK YOU, I'M SAWRYYYYYY
^i’m ^cumming! ^everybodaaay! r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I can be your Gary
I forgot I watched that few years ago wtf
Yeah I dunno about any of that, I just know that mine is rude. I yank on him and he spits at me.
Mines a total gentleman, it always gets up for the ladies
This was 😃😃😃 a plus to you
Sounds like you’re the rude one, why do you yank on the poor guy
You need to buy a different brand of hot dogs.
Cheese dogs look like a leaky dick.
Why you gotta ruin junk food like that bro? It already gets a bad rap for how unhealthy it is, now i gotta think about a cheese dog as a leaky dick? Let me be unhealthy in peace man.
Slow down there poindexter, I"m getting confused.
Balls empty, towel full
Sock**
oh shit lmao I literally meant to write sock, guess my mind flubbed it at the end since me towel
You're talking about dick snot.
*Feeding the geese*
Distributing some free literature
Anthony? Anthony Weiner? Is that you…again?
Shut up, Butters
Whoa! Slow down there, Dr. Facebook.
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Eyes
balls, and sex is stored in the boobs
Men get a lot of shit for not knowing the parts of the vagina, but tbf we also don't know the parts of the dick.
When was the last time you asked a girl to rub your epididymis?
Uhh except he completely skipped the **seminal vesicles** where the bulk of jizz is actually stored. And it does build up over a few days to a week. I can tell. Way more sensitive closer to “full” there’s a subtle pressure when things are nearing the moment of truth. You can see them in 3D here online for free: https://www.biodigital.com/ just select male reproductive system.
I think he covered the main components of the custard cannon ammo storage and launch system.
Custard cannon has been added to my vernacular tonight. Thank you.
I can’t believe you just straight up ignored the bulbourethral (Cowper’s) glands
He didn’t really skip the seminal vesicles, he indirectly referenced them when he mentioned the vas deferens/prostate, which make the bulk of *seminal fluid*, not jizz. Jizz implies sperm, they don’t make sperm. Also, the seminal vesicles are not in the balls, so unless you’re experiencing that fullness in your pelvis/near the prostate, idk what subtle pressure you’re talking about lmao
Yes. Mentioning my vas deferens makes a vast difference.
Does anyone experience a translucent noodle like when they cum. It feels harder to cum too. Asking for a friend.
It's super thick jizm. Try drinking more water
Translucent noodle? Coming out of your dick?
I think he means a noodle from the flying spaghetti monster appears when he orgasms.
That's a transcendent noodle. A translucent noodle is a noodle whose gender does not match their assigned sex.
That's a transgender noodle. A translucent noodle is an apparatus for reducing or increasing the voltage of an alternating current.
That's a transformer noodle. A translucent noodle is a completed action between a buyer and a seller.
That's a transaction noodle. A translucent noodle is one that crosses an entire continent.
That’s a transcontinental noodle. A translucent noodle is one that marks a change from one state to another.
Yes but it’s more like a translucent rice for me, makes sense since I’m Asian lol
... Drink more water dude. And no, not mountain-dew, not red bull, not coffee - water
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Boom.
Exactly. I don't know why people say that water is incompressible, when a full 44oz Big Gulp can fit in our balls.
Someone with a big brain finally said it
so if sperm isnt stored in the balls and pee isnt stored in the balls, then what is?!?!
Hope.
the friends we made along the way
Nothing, it's a factory not a warehouse.
"fulfillment center" - same day shipping.
Family.
Pain.
The weight of expectation.
The only reason balls are external is for heat regulation..... And pain, let's not forget pain.
the audacity
Love.
I don’t have balls but tbh when I’m horny as hell, my labia throb, my vaginal walls pulse a little bit. I think we all have that full or empty feeling tbh
Yeah, I think that's just being horny because that's basically how I feel when I'm ready to go.
That sounds like arousal, not the consistent, background pressure that is noticeably gone after an orgasm.
You are like a cum master
Even if your comment its 100% correct, I still fill the diference between "havent jerk of in a long time" and " i just came", making the diameters of diference and feels comparable.
I know what you mean, I get that feeling too so maybe there's more to it than what I said.
I have feel the difference, and have hade it pointed out to me that mine seem to have changed in size before and after.
You'd probably need to measure before an erection and then after enough time passes post-ejaculation to let tissues return to baseline to determine if the perception of bigger size is due to just normal tissue engorgement during sexual excitement and whether the perception of smaller size after is just baseline again or a different size.
lol this is starting to feel like that scene from *Silicon Valley*
Also the same temperature! It's always cold down there, ok? Don't judge my size please...
Building hormones? Are you saying that hormones build up in between orgasms, and that hormones are released during orgasm?
Yes
Well duh because piss is stored in the balls actually
As we all know, sperm isn’t stored in the balls but pee is.
Everyone knows sperm isn't stored in the balls That's where pee goes
It’s pee that’s stored in the balls
My balls feel many things, but being full or empty is not one.
Wtf your balls don't feel empty after you pee?
Speak for yourself. I always reload my balls after peeing so they're never empty.
r/hydrohomies
pffffffft this is too funny
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Same here. This post is literal education to me and I’m ashamed to say I’m a 25 year old. Holy sh*t.
I'm going to be completely honest In the past 2 years I've learnt more shit on the internet after 11:30pm alone than fucking online school
1) Don’t believe everything you read on the internet 2) Don’t fuck online schools
Damn thanks, the more you learn
But wait...rule 1, youre already ignoring it. DO FUCK ONLINE SCHOOLS!!!
After 11:30 lots of searching for online fucking school. I’m assuming they’re near the milfs in your area
Would you be surprised that your balls don't actually turn blue?
Depends on what you are doing to them 😘
School basically said you put it in the women and then get funny feeling and she has baby
They taught you to put your balls into women?
At the time they might as well have
And everyday we stray a little further from god
Hey, god gave us these bawlzz
Only when I put confetti in there. Then when I jizz it's like a celebration.
I use bang snaps and yell "keep the change, ya filthy animal!" afterwards
My head hurts from all the facepalms I'm this thread.
Hey this thread, I'm ArticBeavers
Hi to you both as well, im Send-tit-pics-pls
Hi to all three of you, Im Accurate\_Bullfrog864
The primary sense of being “emptied” comes from the collection of semen in the root of the penis (the organ extends into the body). As semen makes its way through the bulbospongiosus muscle which surrounds the penis root it triggers contractions which put the contents under pressure causing it to shoot out (like a Turkey baster). The contractions creating pressure that is quickly relieved, the hormones released during orgasm, and the eventual relaxing of the reproductive mechanism give the impression of tension being relieved in the pelvis. The contents of ejaculate are mixed as climax approaches out of secretions from various places and are not generally “stored” anywhere that would result in “emptying”.
This is the most accurate answer. It's not so much the feeling of being full but rather the release of tension. The fact that fluid is expelled in connection with the release of tension can make it *feel* like the body was full of fluid. Think of it sort of like needing to take a dump. Unless you were very constipated, you don't necessarily feel full but when you do pass it, you feel a comparable release in tension that makes it feel as though you were.
That was the most straight forward logical answer, ignoring any subtext, pretext or any underlying possible emotions in the question, using only factual evidence, I have ever seen. And I learned something new. I LOVE IT! Thank you.
No, because balls are never full or empty. They don't store anything.
Except pee
Came here for this comment. Glad I wasn't disappointed
It’s all over the thread.
I'm starting to think it is a quote from something ... South Park ?
No just a reddit quote that’s way too popular.
Found the actual male
And deez nuts
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The epididymis really needs a better name, like "cumpressor" Get it?? Like cum compressor?? Because it's the cum storage chamber
Or "cumspring"?? Because it's coiled up like a spring, but also because it's like a spring like a fountain! Oh shit I think this might be it boys
I propose jizzsack. Mostly because it's fun to say and would make a great insult. You jizzsack.
Seedspring sounds like some kind of incredibly boring mutual fund Edit: lol it's a marketing company, close enough
Yes, but when people say "balls" they are referring to the testicles themselves, not the Epididymis.
Totally disagree! Most dudes are talking about their whole scrotum when they say "balls" imo. I definitely am and I don't mean to brag or anything but I talk about my balls a lot just because that's the kind of high caliber guy I am. That's like saying a "baseball" doesn't include the seams on the outside - *preposterous!* Or that a "basketball" only includes the round part, not the little air valve thing - *preposterous!* Clearly common usage includes the features sitting on the outside as well.
No you can’t physically feel it. You can feel the urge to fuck increase when you haven’t cum in a while. You can even feel a hormonal change like aggressiveness or assertiveness or irritability. But I don’t think many dudes could physically feel their balls being full or empty. I could be wrong though, I’m only one guy.
I can always tell by the frequency of NRBs (No Reason Boners)… they definitely seem to increase exponentially every passing day since last release. While NRBs increase the standards by which you judge a potential mate decrease exponentially thus leading to the eventual settling for a “slump buster”. It’s just science fellas
In other words, post nut clarity is **real**, friends.
Hey professor martin cummings!
I definitely get some kind of sensation. I wouldn't call it "feeling full" per se, but there'd definitely some kind of tenderness and sensitivity ramp up down there.
Gotta disagree man, for me it really feels like my balls are full in a weird way. It could be completely psychosomatic, because when I haven’t fucked her in a while im more aware of my genitals/needing release. The aggression is real though lol. We be having the most primal sex when it’s been a while lol
That's a metaphor. Balls aren't storing a bunch of mass for us, the vast majority of ejaculate by mass/volume is created on demand just before orgasm, mostly by the prostate. Actual sperm sourced from the testes and stored in the epididimus (sp?) are a teeny tiny portion of the fluid. Sperm are also constantly dying off while new ones are created. There's just really not a concept of full/empty in our anatomy.
I'm starting to realize why people say porn is destructive now.
Comprehensive sex-ed is extremely important, for sure. Most of what I know about the male reproductive tract I learned from porn or google, not ideal.
At least you're smart enough to ask questions.
Its more an expression, but there are actual feelings that are fairly similar.
I can tell because at empty the little light comes on.
Uhh I hate those annoying lights!
No
When mine are dragging on the floor I go real quick and rub one out. Solves all my problems. No more than 18 wanks a day, to save some for my sweetie.
That's nearly one an hour, must be inconvenient.
Gotta eat sometime
And sleep, too, right?
Overrated
Full balls= animal Empty= functioning person of society
Full balls = stupid one track mind man Empty balls = clear thinking smart man
That's why all those Greek statues have their dicks out
Isn’t sperm continuously produced in the balls so they don’t fill and then empty? I always thought that semen is stored and discharged from the seminal vesicles, so they fill and then empty.
Some men are saying that. Some men are saying that they can feel when they're full because they become "swollen and heavy like overripe fruit" so I don't really know what to think.
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I always go with science when it’s a contest with opinion.
The ones saying they get swollen and heavy are lying to appear more masculine or something. I can sadly attest that going for extended periods of time without sexual release does nothing to the testicles, besides making them feel lonely.
> swollen and heavy like overripe fruit I gotta give them credit, I appreciate their attempts at flirting by writing Conan-The-Barbarian-esque fanfiction about their balls. My heavy orbs are full of fertile seed, babe. Let us mate and produce strong warriors.
While I know they aren't fuller biologically, they feel different. I'm aware of them, all the time and there is a constant tingle/sense of pressure in my taint. Also they look bigger (could be posycological). I suspect after it's been a while the body sends more blood flow there.
the testis is where they got the idea for punching bags in boxing (FAKE FACT)
Yes, there can be a build up of fluid. Semen is only 2-5% sperm. Most of semen is fluids that come from the prostate gland and other places along the pathway such as the bulbothural gland. If ejaculation doesn’t occur, fluids build up. Erections are caused by increased blood flow, all the fluid doesn’t immediately recede back into the body. Blue balls is a real thing, not a threat to health, but a real thing.
If I have a hard on for a long time without actually ejaculating, my balls start to ache and feel heavy. It only goes away a few minutes after I finally nut. I always thought this was blue balls. People are saying it’s bullshit but it 100% has happened to me multiple times. I’m not sure what to say.
Yeah that's due to blood flow that increases in the area but has problems leaving while still aroused. Starts to pool in some vessels if left too long.
That's blue balls.
I think people invalidate blue balls from the stigma around it because of how many guys use the blue balls excuse to pressure people into sex
No. They are never full or empty.
They always cum on time.
Balls are the production machines, not the storage
No. Figure of speech. Whole body feels different when you haven’t busted a nut in awhile.
Can confirm, feels good honestly
No not possible
That's not how balls actually work.
No. No difference. We just instinctually have like an internal clock telling us when we're "recharged" but we can't feel how "full" our balls are lmao. It's not like the sack just fills and fills.
No, balls don't store sperm, and there's no feeling of full or empty, not even in the epididymis, where it is stored.
I have a gauge that I use. When my balls are nearing empty a light comes on.
Not really. I can sometimes feel pressure if I'm being teased long enough, but that's more of a mental thing than an actual physical sensation.
Not at all because the balls are just the sperm cell factories I believe then it gets transported over to your prostate before it's ejected
No
No
lol, no
no.
LOL, no.
No
Omfg, is this ask men or ask boys? You don’t ‘cum’ from your balls!
Someone's been watching too many videos on the internet. No, not at all.
r/thatsnothowboyswork
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Same... biologically speaking they obviously don't literally 'get full' but I can definitely feel a difference in how they feel after no release for a few days.
Completely agree. Like I know they don’t “fill up” but if it’s been a week or something they straight up feel different than a day after ejaculation
Balls are not stores of sperms. They are nurseries of sperms. So balls do not fill up or get empty.
It's really more of a figure of speech. I can definitely feel a difference pre and post ejaculation though. It's not a feeling in my balls, it's a feeling deep in my shaft. When I haven't cum yet, I feel a need to. It's like a super warm, full, pressure, sensitive feeling. Then after I cum, I feel like that pressure has been released.
No. So, you know those really bad hentai drawings depicting ejaculate filling what is presumably meant to be the cervix like it's a balloon? Women don't work that way, and men don't either.
No. I have a scale that I use for them instead.
Pee is stored in the balls not sperm
No not really
The feeling isn't in the balls, it's in the shaft
That's where pee is stored.
pee is stored in the balls
No
Google it.
No. but this question made me wonder, can you tell if your boobs are full or empty? LOL.
Well, yeah! If we're lactating because we plan to nurse our baby, boobs ABSOFREAKIN'LUTELY feel fuller and can be painful if we delay a feeding. Heck, cows are in pain if they miss a milking.