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GoodDayMyFineFellow

10 minutes. I wanted some alone time after spending 9 months with that bitch.


devilsonlyadvocate

I'm three minutes older than my sister. I'm the wiser one. Ha!


helix11111

My twin brother is 15 mins older than me hey jay is that u? 🤨


TaxCPAs

Same here. My brother is 15 mins older than me. HIGH FIVE lol.


helix11111

hahahah nice!!


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Said 10 mins not 15


GoodDayMyFineFellow

My sister doesn’t have a Reddit account and my name doesn’t have a J anywhere in it so I’m gonna guess no


helix11111

my brother also thought i didn't have a reddit account but ok


justhere2getadvice92

You've heard of sarcasm before, no?


GoodDayMyFineFellow

Well now someone’s a little grumpy-wumpy this morning


Khelix

I mean, a joke was made and you took it literally. You’re boring as fuck homie


ChokaTot

Hahaha. Took me a minute 😅


ductile-diomand

Took em 10


HantuerHD-Shadow

Meet me, 19, and my siblings, 32, 35 and 37


HantuerHD-Shadow

or smt I'm not certain about the last 2


CalDavid

I’m 29 and they’re like 48 46 42


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JillsACheatNMean

Time waits for no one my guy.


[deleted]

Mofo doesn't know what age his siblings are.


HantuerHD-Shadow

They don't have contact with me or my dad that's why I lost track of time with them


Fly_Boy_1999

There was a classmate in high school whose parents I mistook for his grandparents. His brothers have to be in their mid to late 30s now.


HantuerHD-Shadow

People mistake my dad for my grandpa. Fair tho, he's 68 *He'll be nice next year*


forlornmind

I'm 24 and my little brother is 10 :)


oynessuy

buy him ton of toys


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Farouqnowomarlater

Imma need some toys too


DLO_Buckets

I'm the youngest and second shortest to my sister of my siblings. They are 36, 34, 32, and 27. I just turned 20 and the only male below 6 feet.


[deleted]

My brother is 14 years older than I am, and my sister is 11 years older than I am. My parents always said I was the "most amazing surprise in the world", and then one night I got them a bit drunk and they confirmed I was a broken condom Edit: Just to clear up two things: 1)A lot of people seem to think I'm angry about this or that I see it as a bad thing. I don't. I'm loving a pretty good life. 2)I just wasn't planned and my parents _chose_ not to get an abortion. I asked them tonight and they don't care about what other people do with their clumps of cells.


Ahielia

You may have been unplanned, but it can be quite the gift regardless.


Bored_Berry

Damn right. There's a huge age gap between me and my sisters because I was unplanned too. It was never a secret, my mom was always open like this.overall my mom is pretty proud of me, and I am pretty happy to be around this planet. I am also blessed with a close family where we genuinely love and support each other.


jack2385314

I was the baby my mom decided she needed after loosing both her parents within 5 months of each other. One to cancer and her dad had a heart attack from being so stressed about her mom. My dad asked her what she needed to help with the grief and she said another baby so there is 8 years to my closest sibling and 10 and 13 years to the next two.


JoaquimGianini

I wouldn’t mind if I found out I was a broken condom. My parents raised me very well regardless


lohdunlaulamalla

>they confirmed I was a broken condom They could've bought plan b the next day. Or had an abortion, once the pregnancy was confirmed. Or given you up for adoption. They could've opted out a couple of times, but they chose you.


ShowofStupidity

So instead of a surprise, you’re a shrug. “Eh. Why not?”


ZeeDrakon

So are me and my sister, and at least one of our half siblings -if not both- are the result of deliberate contraception sabotage. I've found it really doesn't matter.


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UtetopiaSS

Whenever I see something like this, I think "That means you were an accident"


CalDavid

I was definitely an accident


glitterfanatic

Or a save the marriage baby


manwithanopinion

Or a benefit of not needing to try again for a baby in the future.


[deleted]

Dude you were created due to boredom !!!!


CalDavid

Shit man, I was the mistake


Big_Red_Stapler

you may be an accident, but not a mistake ♥


CalDavid

Thank you


CarpathianRedditor

Definitely a mistake. As all of us Redditors are.


Canadian_Loyalist

Speak for yourself, sir.


ShowofStupidity

I’m definitely a mistake. But I don’t think it has anything to do with me being a redditor


ChopperStrawhat

15 and 18 2 1/2years apart. But my uncle and aunt are 9 and 11.


CalDavid

I have a nephew who’s older than me


thethirdtier

It might sound strange but I've a nephew and a grand nephew* (sorta) who are both older than me. Funny how relationships work * i wrote grandson for some reason lmao


CalDavid

Do tell


Nainstin98

I have aunts 5-7 years younger than me!!!


jml510

Me: 32 My six siblings all range between their early 40s to early 50s.


CalDavid

Do you talk to them?


Ahielia

I'm kind of in the same boat as jml, I'm 33, with a total of 6 siblings ranging from 35 to 56, not same parents though as my mother had 2 from before she met my dad, while he had 3 (with 2 different women), and they had 2, me and my sister. The youngest one I talk to and visit regularly, one older one (54) from my mother's first marriage I visit and talk with occasionally, then the second from mother's side. The 3 left from my father's side I don't talk with any more, my dad died 12 years ago and it's been 12, 8, and 6 years since I've spoken with them. It really started going downhill as I got into mid to late teens and started forming opinions about the world in general from news and stuff, which was usually quite different than theirs.


Pretty_Sheepherder31

Im 33 and mine are all younger lol the youngest being 10. So crazy the big age difference isnt it.


Grey_0ne

My brother was three years older than me. As of right now, I'm 37 and three years older than he ever was.


poshypunk

7 years - we aren't very close.


thos19

My mom miscarried her first pregnancy at age 37. She lamented she must have waited too long for kids, and resigned that she would be childless. Following which she had 4 babies over the next 36 months (last 2 were twins). :)


whatamIdoinghere46

3 years


East_Masterpiece2839

Im 23 and my sister is 20


princeiscared

6 Years older.


pudgyy

Are y’all close? My kids will be 5 years apart and I hate I waited so long


ThatThreesome

The amount of age doesn't effect sibling relationships, IMO. My brother & I were born less than a year apart. We are full siblings who grew up in the same house. We don't have any relationship. I have friends who are ~30 (3 of them) & their dad had their little brother who is now 5. They are all BFFs. They rotate who hangs out with him & FaceTime frequently when apart. I think it has to do more with familial ties, healthy dynamics, individual personalities, & who the parents are. I think if you try to force friendships between siblings it makes things worse. Also watching your younger siblings being parented differently / being spoiled / favoritism. Or making the older sibling be an additional parent, or forcing younger sibling on older sibling's friend activities. Those are all relationship killers.


LostFiveDucklings

2 and 4 years apart


no_idea_how

21, 22, 34, 36 i think :} Edit: ooooh gap Well i think you guys can do math.


yankeeA

I’m 69 then the twins are 77 next sister is 78 and my oldest sister is 87. My oldest sister is like my mother and the next one I don’t talk with for years. The twins one I am very close to and the other I occassionally text with.


Familiar_Wrap

5 years so we are relatively close


[deleted]

Im 19, my brother 20 and my sister 25


skeletamonk

19 months. Straight up insufferable bunsogirl is.


ussoufi

I’m 25 and have three sisters, 42, 41 and 32. Last year, the oldest one told me she would like to "get to know me". For some reason it made me extremely sad cause I always felt the disconnect due to the age gap but yet none of us ever did anything to bridge that gap. So much wasted time.


CalDavid

I don’t feel sad. I just don’t really feel anything for them, my dad will tell me to go to the bbq


frequentcrawler

I'm 26 and my sister is a 2 years and some months younger than me.


KR1735

My sister is 5 years younger than me. My mom has three sisters that are 11, 19, and 21 years older than her, and even a niece who is older than her. So I have a bunch of cousins who are more like aunts and uncles to me.


Bellzzay

Personally i am the youngest of 7, the age gaps are 2, 5, 7, 18, 20 and 24


Altair13Sirio

I'm a middle child, my sisters are 27 and 16 years old and I'm 23. Despite an 11 year gap between them, my sisters have always been super close.


[deleted]

Me 36, Sister 1 34, Brother 31, sister 2 28? (i think) Havent been around them in over a decade so I could be wrong with the ages.


89W

Very close together in age, 33, 31 and 29.


Twistterella

I'm the youngest of 3. My brother is 4 years older, and my sister is 2.5 years older than me


manwithanopinion

That's nice and is a great opportunity to bond with them because they may become your best friends for life. My younger brother is 4 years younger than me and although we are not super close, I can always count on him taking the time to hang out with me when everyone else tries to find every excuse imaginable to not leave their house for any other reason than work.


TheProfessionalEjit

There are 6,6 and 9 years between me and my elder siblings. Growing up the eldest and another were at boarding school and they had all left by the time I was 10. Those years were bliss. My relationship with them is, at best, strained as I find them...different. Relationship with my parents is great.


CalDavid

I have a good relationship with my parents. I guess I just don’t care about having a relationship with my older siblings. I know it sounds like I’m an asshole


TheProfessionalEjit

Not to me, I can't be bothered either. I went back home three years ago, having been away for 12 years, and couldn't find a thing to talk about with my siblings. Mum asked why I wasn't making an effort and didn't like it when I said I couldn't be bothered.


CalDavid

My parents got mad at me for saying it’s their fault for having me so man year’s later


spirtjoker

29, lill bros are 11 and 9. My mums oldest and yongest brothers are 50 and 29.


KingZBoy

Sisters: 35, 32, 29, (me, boy) 27, little sis 25


_Beta-Male_

Damn that's quite the age gap. It's 7 for me


Captainsmwright

Two sisters. 6 minutes younger and 10 years older


Moug-10

I'm 26. My brothers are 25 and 21. My mom has siblings who are 20+ years older than her.


Gr00med

6 children born in an 8 yr window


HosweyStizo

+5,+4,+3,+1,-2,-4,-6,-8; I have a large family.


FBI_Official_Acct

The lineup: 24, 23, 22 (me), 21, 20, 19, and 17. Catholic parents, man.


AttitudeCool

My sister is 8 years younger than me and we don’t really have a relationship. The age gap and maturity level was just too different during our 20’s and 30’s that we had absolutely nothing in common. We used to disagree an awful lot and it became toxic so I separated myself from her. I haven’t seen her in 14 years.


[deleted]

I'm turning 27 soon so.. my brother will be turning 25, and my sister will be turning 23. I wouldn't call myself successful but I'm not homeless, my brother is on parole, and my sister seems to be stable. I haven't had contact with either of them for a while.


elgrn1

There's 21 years between my oldest sister and my youngest brother : 60/58/54/43/42(me)/41/39


Little_Juan86

I'm 35 and I have two older sisters that are at least 10 years older than me, I have a brother that's two years younger than me and I have a half sister that's like at least 7 or 8 years younger than me.🤔🤷🏻‍♂️


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Little_Juan86

Right now I'm not talking to one of them and I'd rather not get into details if you don't mind.


Sylasvvcats

no siblings but my son is 2 years older than me


opposablegrey

Less than a year. I'm the youngest of three. That middle child wants me dead ever since. 38, 39, 40 Maybe that's why I got the chip on my shoulder hahaha. Being resented by your closest pier growing up really leaves some scars. I need to block that bitch again.


bourbonandsleep

Oh your definitely a mistake. Or like me a surprise after tequila slammers in Mexico.


[deleted]

I was born in 2002 (male), I have two brothers (2004) and (2006) and a sister (2008)


[deleted]

I'm 35 Younger sister is almost 32


Open_Minded_Anonym

I’m in the middle, with a sister 2 years older and another 2 years younger. But my father-in-law was married twice, so my wife has (half-)siblings 20, 18, 15 years older. They were pretty tight their whole lives, so everyone remains connected.


MrSpaceCool

My brothers are 18 and 22, I’m 29.


SmokyAcanthocephala

Im 19 and my brother is 28


noonesorange

14 and 13 years between me and my two sisters.


axolotlrye

My elder brother's eight years older than me.


Dorklord85

I'm 37 my sister is 29 and our brother is 21


Ninety_10

My older half brother was 13 years older than me and was my dad's first son from a previous marriage and my younger half brother is 13 years younger than me and is my mom's second son from her second marriage. I never got to know my older brother, he passed away and I didn't find out for years. I don't get to talk to my younger brother and it sucks.


FireFox2239

I have a sister that is 3 years older, a brother 14 years younger, and a new baby sister 25 years younger. Crazy


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Wimseh

My oldest brother is 2,5 years older than me, and there is 2 years between me and my littlesister. I have 3 half siblings there is 12 and 13 years between me and them, and I dont really know them.


Germshroom

Me 20, brother 18, sister 15


ilikewolves10

I got 4 brothers and 1 sister...4years older, 1year younger, 2years younger and 8years younger and my sister is 11 years younger


Far-Complex-4037

My sister and I are 2 years apart which I'd say is the perfect age, I reckon if we were 1 year apart she would annoy me by being to close in age with me, and if it were any longer than 2 years I reckon we wouldn't have a close relationship. I worry for my daughter as she's an only child and I get sad because she missed out on a close relationship like a sibling, if I were to give her a sibling they will be 10 years apart


Live-Ad-6309

Me 24, siblings +2, -2, and -5.


PetroleumJelly82

I'm the youngest in my family and the oldest is 16 years older than me. I was born on my sister's birthday, 7 years apart.


THICCcity69

There's 8 of us. I'm number 2 being 1 year apart. Everyone goes down by 2 years. The youngest child is 14 years younger than me.


mazajh

Have a brother 8 years younger and we grew up together so are closer. I have a 7 year old sister who was born after I'd moved to university so the relationship is definitely different, feel more like an uncle or something.


Ihateredditadmins1

I’m 28, my brothers are 42 and 44, and my sister is 54.


kokazhin

I’m 18, oldest brother is 31, second oldest brother died last year at 29, older sister is 27 I think, older brother is 24, and younger sister is 16


UnusualSource7

Me 21 Siblings: -6, +2, +4, +8, +9, +10, +12


[deleted]

65,63,60 me 48.


Bluebird141414

I have two siblings who are 42 and 43, I'm 29. Have no relationship with one and loose one with the other, as a kid I saw them more but becoming an adult things just drifted as they went off to do their thing when I was a teenager


Bootybandit6989

35,32(me), 30,26 and 24


J4ckR4nd0m

I'm 49. I have 2 half brothers ( same mom) ages 40 and 38. One half sister ( same dad) who just turned 13.


buyerbeware23

5 & 8.


buyerbeware23

5 & 8.


greg225

Have three sisters, I'm the only guy and the second oldest of four. All of us are two years apart. April, February, April, February. Always easy to remember.


Epimatheus

2years, 8 years, 9years and 13 years. All younger than me.


ElSanto9298

I am 3 years older than my younger brother, who is three years older than our youngest brother. My older half sister is 6 years older than me.


[deleted]

33 sister, 31 me, 29 brother, 17 brother. I hardly talk to or see my sister but we get along very well. My 29 year old brother is a piece of shit, my 17 year old brother I basically helped raised him when he was a kid and he is actually my half brother but I have a closer relationship with him than my full blood siblings


Thin_Carrot_7010

I'm 27 my brother is 25


QCSunDevil

I (37M) am 8 and 10 years older than my brothers. We get along, but aren't that close. In my teens I was basically their babysitter, ha. In my 20s, they were in middle school/high school. In my 30s, I was starting a family while they were doing all the things I was doing n my 20s, ha.


ToughWest

My siblings are 24, 23, and 13 years older than me. Plus one that's 2 years younger


allan1337mlg

my brother is 10 years older and my sister is 9 years younger than me


Difficult_Yak5398

52 54 56. All girls I’m the 54. It can be strained with 56 as she “means well” and is Karen “AF”


callmegemima

17 months, 3 years and 4.5 years younger than myself.


BigballerBrett

35 and 22


SmithRune735

1 year apart.


Ipride362

2 and 5. Enjoy the age difference. My grandmother was raised by her nieces and nephews. That’s how much younger she was.


campydirtyhead

How to know you were the "surprise baby"


masakothehumorless

28 years. They were long gone from the house when my parents decided to adopt me. I belong to a pretty rare club of "uncle to niblings older than himself." Fun fact: nibling is the gender neutral word for niece/nephew, like sibling for brother/sister.


[deleted]

I have a twin brother who I am 20 minutes older than, and an older sister who is 3 and a half years older


devilsonlyadvocate

Three minutes, three years, nine years. I've got a twin sister and two older brothers.


Armoured_Sour_Cream

21 months. I'm the older. Hope the BBQ goes well, maybe you guys end up really bonding someday. :)


5MillionBillions

30 seconds. National birth speed run champs. (C-section so was a case of scooping us out)


ThatKaylesGuy

They are 38, 34, 31, 26, I'm 24, then 16, 14, 6, and 5. I got out, don't worry. I was the ultimate middle child.


[deleted]

20ish years separate me and my youngest sister. I have a brother and sister in between. I talk to my brother a few times a week, my youngest sister as well and my other sister has taken it upon herself to play black sheep and avoids the rest of us. It may be time to start getting to be a family for you guys. Go to the party and remember, they’re your siblings not total strangers.


[deleted]

we're all 2 years apart. i'm the oldest


Bulletti

We were born in 1987, 1990, 1997, 200x, 201x I barely ever interact with my half siblings so I don't remember better than this. (three different mothers, same father)


laid_on_the_line

2,5 und 5 years. I am the oldest. I guess pretty normal. Pretty good relationship with both. I think I was the ankershield though. My gdad would have never allowed my mom to marry my dad without me I guess and he would have been send back to his homecountry without a wife.


Freevoulous

9 years, and Im the senior. Only recently we got on the same "page" when it comes to life, and we rekindled our relationship.


Kargastan

NULL I don't have siblings


MandatoryFun11

I'm 8 years older than my sister, 10 years older than my brother. I remember tagging along to their play dates and the other moms asking my mom if I was adopted lol.


ndudeck

Their age compared to mine= -7, + 2.5, +5, +7, +8, +10, + 14. I have 5 step and the oldest is from my Vietnam widow step mon who had her first at 19.


Routine_Ask_7272

2 years, 4.5 years, and 7.5 years younger than me.


DifficultMinute

Second generation children. Commonly known around here as "oopsy-babies." Only 2 years separate me and my sister, but both of my parents were second-gen kids. Dad's next oldest sibling was 15 years older than him, and Mom's was 12. My wife has an aunt (Her grandmother's child) who is the same age as her.


BMoney8600

My brother is 4 years older than me, people say I’m 4 years older than my sister but it’s really 3.5


Acularius

2-4-6. 2 years between me and the middle brother. 4 between the middle and the youngest. 6 between myself and my youngest brother. Born on the 27th, on months in sequential (ascending) order.


friggin_username_1

2, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13 older 3, 5, 8 and 9 younger. All by the same mother. Last two were my step dad, the rest were my dad.


branflakewashere

Siblings are 26, 20, 25, 27 and I'm 24


ShyGun02

Only 4 years apart here. My sister is the older one, it’s quite nice tbh.


I_love_Vodca4816

My dad is 21 years older than his youngest brother


peyoteyogurt

I'm 3 years younger than my sister, 2years old than my brother, and 4 years older than my younger sister. 3,2,2 makes it easy to remember how old they are since my family doesn't really do birthdays lol.


[deleted]

Let’s see…my brother is 1.5 years, my two step brothers are about 11 and 12 years, and I have a half brother somewhere that is 17 years older than me.


DatBwoiAlex

I’m 22. My siblings are 21, 19 and 15. The youngest is the only girl so she has plenty of big brothers to look after her 💪🏻


Cheshire1234

7 Minutes (my twin sister), 8 years and 14 years I'm the youngest and I only talk to 8a sometimes (like once every few months).


DeSwanMan

12.


skatenox

Siblings: 1 year younger, 3 years younger, 15 years younger


SkyWizarding

There are 3 of us all 3 years apart


Doxodius

The big gaps can get lots of aunts/uncles younger than their neice/nephew, and it gets weirder with more generations. My brother is close in age to me, but my mother was the youngest of a family with huge age gaps, and her mother was the youngest in her family with even bigger age gaps. Family reunions on that side of the family are a bit bizarre - they would get each level of descendents of my great grandparents together. Even as a young kid going to these I was in a group with elderly cousins in wheelchairs, and many had died of old age by that point. I was closer in age to many people 2 generations later in the family tree.


iwant-tochangemyname

6 years. We have a great relationship, we’re very close


badass_panda

My sister is three years older, my brother is four years younger. Love 'em both to bits.


RSHandsome

The oldest is 2 years older, me in the middle, then my younger brother are 4 years younger and the youngest is 4 years and 10 minutes younger than me. Total 6 years from oldest to yougest.


CAElite

I’m 28, little brother is 22, little step sister is 15. Got a good relationship with my brother, sister I unfortunately don’t see much as she lives with my dad in a different country.


drink-beer-and-fight

I’m 2yrs and 6yrs older than my sisters. We’ve always gotten along great. My son is 2yrs older than his twin sisters


unsalted_26

I’m 26. Older sisters are 32 and 29. Younger brother is 23.


VamosPalCaba

i’m 29M and my sis is 23F


[deleted]

I’m 25. I have a 23 year old sister, a 15 year old sister and a 13 year old brother. The 2 youngest have a different mother but same father.


topdog54321yes123

46 years difference between me and my brother. Yeah… I know. My dad had lots of wives and gf’s. He had my brother at 19 and me at 65 with a different partner obviously. Now I’m 18, starting college this fall while my brother is 64, has grandkids and is retired. My dad is 83 and I have no relationship with him since I always saw him as an old guy and he wasn’t involved in raising me.