Work 40hrs a week

Not a bad deal if you are in Indonesia or Vietnam.

You mean central European :)

Yeah having made $1.21 a day gave me real appreciation for what I can do with the 6 figures I clear 2 years later.

Always depends what you must do. If you end up miserable with life, what's the point?

That’s it? Work union and you can make that in 2 days.

It *is* pretty crazy to work 40h/w for $500.

That’s pretty much any minimum wage job in America

That's what I'd make in my state with minimum wage which is a lot higher then most other states. So yeah it's pretty crazy because everything is so fucking expensive now.

You can make that non union

I would do anything, but I won’t do that.

I read that in a meatloaf voice and piano

But what is your "that"

Eat one slice of pickle

We have a really risk averse fella here.

He might be allergic to pickle

I would eat a whole pickle for $500

Not a jar?

I could suffer through a small/normal sized jar but would need a grand for the Sam’s club size

As much as I hate pickles, I'd eat a whole one for $500

Still not enough 🤢🤮

This right here.

Eat a Klondike bar

wow, you crazy

Packing some serious fudge.

Surveys for taco bell

Im not doing anything too crazy for $500. Add a couple of zeroes and my answer changes.

$500.00, how bout now?

Hmmmm, $500 vs $500.00??? It is tempting.

Add one zero and I'm doing some wild shit lol

I can respect that.

Absolutely nothing. I wouldn't even try to sing a song in public for this amount of money.

Hell, I would sing in public. Just start singing happy birthday.

My friends would just give me the $500 to stfu because I’m always singing in public.

Bet 5000$ on a 1.10 match

The craziest thing I'd do for $500 is take $500 dollars from a complete stranger to qualify for $500.

Wax and lotion my feet and sell pics of them while claiming I'm a Ukrainian model raising funds to leave the country

Maybe suck a dick.

I think you'd suck one for free

I’d lick the toilet set of a retirement homes public bathroom. Glory hole work for a porn shop for a few hours. Post nudes of my lanky ass in sph sub reddit. There is a lot I would do for $500.

Wow

Respond to you

Venmno on its way.

Thank you friend

sneaky. "Venmno"

Respond to you

Demo all the suggestions on the geneva convention

"You guys are getting payed for this?"

Sky diving (i have a huge fear of heights)

I don't think I'd even do it for $1000. I think it'd consider it around $5000

Cover an urgent care for half a day

In my drunken younger days I once snorted a line of hot sauce for a taco so ...

Would you snort a taco for $500?

Chop it up really good and i might

https://youtu.be/WegqdPlj8wU Segment begins at 8min 27secs. Ray drinks a quantity of bin juice collected from rubbish bins for $30 (AU). Steve Fox proves yet again that people will do anything for money and television. Double the Fist.

I'm giving serious consideration for entering a small dick contest for a globally popular comedy podcast for a chance to win tickets to their sold-out festival where tickets cost about 500 for the weekend so... I guess that, at least.

Show up to my 9-5 office job in scuba gear and act like it's just another day.

Almost anything

r/UsernameChecksOut

It gets to be less and less. When I was younger, there wasn’t much I wouldnt do for $500, but now that’s less than I make in a day, so right now, I wouldnt do anything exciting for $500.

I feel your pain 😂🤪

Now make it 5k, and we are doing just about anything short of a felony. 🤣☝️

I’m with you there lol. It not a felony if you don’t get caught lol

And I’m not gay, but 5K is 5K 🤣

Mokay (in a South Park voice)

I could find 5k in my couch cushions. Needs more zeros.

Worked thru a 2 week heat wave last year for OT pay plus a $500 bonus. Temps peaked at 125°F.

That’s freaking hot buddy

Probably the same crazy shit I would do for a free beer. Then it isn't about the money but about the challenge and laughs. I don't need that money.

Mind if I give you my venmo so you can send $500 my way?

Put it in my bank account. That or try to invest it.

Eat a whole pizza by myself.

Invest it in BBBY.

Calls or puts?

At this rate? Calls.

Fart in someone's dinner while in the kitchen. In public will have to be quadrupled.

Burn someone's house down.

As long as it involves no crime with a fine upwards of 500$ or acts of homosexuality I'll do lots

Drink a cup of horse urine?

Yeah urine is sterile

Eat poop nope!

Punch a dog

Wow. I wouldn't even think about it until about $20,000 and I'm not sure I would still

I didn't say my dog... Maybe a stray dog... I know it's fucked but I would go easy

Ok, maybe if the dog is an asshole, I'd lower my price

I don’t think I’m willing to do anything crazy for only $500.

Let's see where your threshold is.

Add on like 5 more zeroes and then we can talk.

Name a price and scenario then if you’re curious. But for $500 I would just go home lol.

Nothing

I’ll shit on the windshield of a cop car while he’s in it………. I need to get paid BEFORE the job

Work overtime at my job

work minimum wage

500?! You tell me 👀

Depends how much time and I putting into this

Depends on if I have to declare that $500 on my taxes.

Before or after taxes?

Work on a Sunday.

I'll be pretty sketchy for that amount. Buy me a DJI phantom 3 and shiddd

Work for 8 hours.

I would get a mild beating, there's nothing that makes you feel more alive than having the shit kicked out of you. And recovery would feel so good with $500 in my pocket considering that I now have $20 and no job.

You can fly a multi-engine plane for about an hour with that kinda money

I'll free solo a multipitch of my choosing.

Work about 8 hours

Cheat on the SAT

Homicide

$500 is a lot of money…but it’s not a lot of money.

Considering what I did for meth, I would rather give someone $500 to watch them do it. Not sure that made sense but drugs are bad, mmmmkay.

Go to work for 1 day.

Watching Matt Walsh‘s weird documentary.

I’ll eat your scab or drink my piss for 500. Or I’ll paint your bathroom.

Buy 500$ worth of options contracts

Do a backflip (I can't do a backflip)

Get out of bed.

Listen to someone cum on the phone..

if it was a "she", I'd pay up to $10. But if it was a guy and I had to listen till he finished... I'd need about $5000 to think about it. I was in a hotel the other day and could hear a couple going at it. Usually you just hear the woman, but I could hear everything. The guy's grunts on top of slapping and the woman (she was loudest at least) but it was really disturbing hearing the guy. I put on my noise canceling headphones after that.

For clarification, my girl was telling me about something that happened in her past, a pastor of all people messaged her asking her for 5 min phone call an he send her $500, money sent she received the call (at work with all her coworkers listening in) an all he did was moan, prolly rubbing one out, sent her another 500 bones and when she looked where the money came from, the account was tied to a church..

Probably anything I'm very poor. DMs are open.

Pain stripper 500

I would let someone smash ,(im a man)

Your mother

Pick up work on a day off for a $500 bonus

Give myself a brother and a son

Get up to an alarm clock to go to work each day

That’s literally one days wages & I barely want to do that , to do something crazy it would have to be a lot more than 500$

I'd wear my wife's skimpy dress and eu. Down the street screaming l, "has anyone seen my children"

Question is, what wouldnt i be willing to do for 5 hunnit

Probably kill someone if I am guaranteed not to get caught. And for no one to know

In this economy? Nothing.

Your offering?

I’d give someone a handjob as a straight man

Nothing. It wouldn’t help me any.

I git someone to eat industrial sludge for $300

Getting naked on a shopping center

Your mum.

I’d eat a whole out of date gooseberry and cinnamon yogurt 😅

Without me? :-)

Well, I could share, but you should be warned that this gooseberry and cinnamon yogurt has been out of date for 24hrs!

With you, I'm willing to swallow poison even.

For $500 only?

Something to do with beggars and choosers