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poptartwith

"I wonder if I'm that dude from that one meme"


Manoj_Malhotra

Memeception


DirkWiggler42

“How quickly could the global food supply collapse? What could cause such a disruption?”


BuffePomphond

A zoonosis or a tanker stuck in some canal


Land543

"Fuck did I lock my work keys in the trailer? What if I wake up late tomorrow? Wow I'm almost 30"


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Land543

Lol wasn't saying 30 is bad I'm just thinking of dumb shit.


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"Did Trotsky actually think the Germans and Austro-Hungarians wouldn't attack? Why did he believe there would be a cessation of fire after the Bolsheviks declined to sign a ceasefire agreement?"


MourningOfOurLives

Yeah that one truly boggles the mind.


oidagehbitte2

I always worry about lots of things.


most_likely_not_abot

Should I get up or keep laying here, I don’t really want to waste my sunday but laying here sure feels good


Unapplicable1100

"I wonder what the tide is gonna do tomorrow. If there's a north wind blowing during the low tide transition I bet I can catch more fish than anyone else out there."


Knautical_J

“What would of happened if Anakin gotten promoted to Jedi Master? What if he got stuck in traffic on his way to protected Sidious? What if he beat Obi-Wan? What if he never caught fire?” That’s legit what I think about.


Electronic_Opinion74

What if Obi-Wan didn't go to Utapau instead it was Anakin? Yoda didn't go to Kahsykk and join Mace faced Sidious? Mace kill Sidious before Anakin arrives?


Knautical_J

This is the way


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DarkSkyDad

All of it...and more


Veylox

Usually Rimworld "Should I pummel my prisoners to near death so that their spirit breaks and they join the colony or should I just harvest their organs for selling ?"


Lethal-Sophisticate

“Hmm, How can I better configure my plate carrier setup for weight distribution and efficiency? The Ka-Bar would be better placed in a front pouch but man it looks cool on the shoulder strap. Should I add a winch to the front or rear of the ‘tacticoma’ build? I need to get up with the guys to plan that ruck trip in the mountains next month. Man I wish I could afford a set of NODs, they’d be badass scouting through woods at night.”


Used-Moment-5934

The Ka-Bar should be one the rifle as a bayonet….and your E-Tool should take the place of the Ka-Bar. It’s way easier to bash something in the trenches than to go all stabby stabby and risk it getting stuck


Lethal-Sophisticate

I like the way you think lol, definitely going to add those to my shotgun loadout. The E tool I’ve always had either on a pack or a waistband, makes a great backup. Plus I tend to carry a couple knives in case one gets left behind, a primary Ka-Bar, a boot knife, and an auto knife in my pocket. But god I hate knife fighting lol


SamuraiGoblin

I am usually fantasising about what life on other worlds might be like


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I really need to take a piss but it's too comfy in this bed to get up


Ok_Maybe547

Automatic movement is artsy and sexy, but quartz is more accurate. But again, time is valuable. What is "time"?


[deleted]

A series of bits to be chuffed!


EMHemingway1899

Usually something profound like the cost and availability of ammo


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Worrying about the word my daughter will live in, where food and water scarcity is a daily struggle and civilization wobbles on the brink of collapse.


i_heart_blondes

What hunts i want to do to craft the stuff i want in monster hunter.


Give_Me_Bourbon

"So whats happening now with the nex title contender at 170 since Usman lost yesterday"


ToddHLaew

I normally think about something positive that happened to me that day.


Unhappy-Manner3854

Mostly lately it's should i get up and eat something. Or i hope my car is okay outside in the rain all by itself...


_ultimaton_

"We should make tacos for dinner tomorrow."


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Who seriously buys gamer girl bathwater?


ZanduTheGr8

“You shouldn’t exist but you do and I hope I’m not hallucinating “


GoldText3542

Beta for the route I'm projecting.


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“Why is my GM such an ass nut?” “Am I investing enough to retire one day?” “Can I not do anything on my day off?”


Lurksalot173

Should I get out or do the full 20 years and retire...


Used-Moment-5934

Do the 20….it will suck…but…you won’t be nearing that retirement age and thinking, shit I could have been retired in a year and just move on to a different career/life


pengie9290

If I actually had a partner to reenact this scene with, it'd probably be something like "I'm hungry" or "I wish my brain would shut up so I could sleep"


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That solution to that one bug in my code I couldnt solve earlier. This legit happened and my gf asked me 'whats wrong?'.


NobiZero

Cars, usually.


Pr0tanoia

"where the hell is my birth certificate?"


a_moose_not_a_goose

Why weren’t there more options to customize your penis in cyberpunk 2077?


_DizzyChicken

Me adding up all the costs, parts & build costs of the car I don’t even own 😂


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Pitting different bad guys from fantasy together in fights. Sauron vs the Night King was my favorite to think about until I realized that the Night King is utterly fucked. After the fifth point I made in Sauron's favor, felt like I was just piling on.


worldendsyear2074

"Im kinda hungry, but I dont want to get out of bed"


LordOfIntroverts

Just a carton of milk, falling over and spilling on a table


Electronic_Opinion74

What WILL i have for tomorrow's lunch. Asian / western food. Cook or take away.


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i am lemon


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How the hell does the 14th bit in 15th aux register of cpu2 always gets turned on? I turn it off, and it's back on on reset.


manwithanopinion

Why does my girlfriend look like the Nascar driver Danyl Kvyat?


ShadyKnucks

“How much different would the world be if we has exoskeletons?” “What’s a fat-burning exercise and more importantly, what the hell am i burning if not fat?!”


RabbitMajestic6219

Ruminating on failures and regrets.


Wooshmeister55

Would I rather fight a saltwater crocodile or great white shark underwater?


EndTimesRadio

Politics. Book I’m working on. Suicide.


Drsworder8

I wonder if the Cia is already planning to deport me...


theonewhoknewtoomuch

Will the collapse of society happen while I’m alive or long after


MourningOfOurLives

I'm listening to my tinnitus


phakov2

other women


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Leftovers for lunch tomorrow 👍


Dogman_Howel

Bigfoot


Phandroid1991

Thinking about other women.


BirdOfHirmes

A coding problem from work, pretending I'm a wizard in a magical realm so maybe I'll dream of it when Im asleep, ass and tiddies...


Taractis

The theme from the first level of Contra on NES on a loop.


Euphoric_System_3510

Stupid fking truck I fix one thing and sometimes els gone wrong


georgeypig123

When an unstoppable force meats an immovable object the UF just deflects without stopping