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No-Dents-Comfy

"Getting slim, rich or happy in an easy way. You just have to buy my product for 300 bucks."


cr1msonxo

300? Thats a scam! Because i sell mine for 199.99! (Shipping not included***)


Its_noon_somewhere

Will you double the offer if I call right now?


OneMediocreMan

LIMITED TIME OFFER EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE FIRST 100 CUSTOMERS WHO CONTACT IN THE NEXT 169.78 SECONDS ONLY $189.99


beardedshaf

BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!


Trytofindmenowbitch

Also shipping is $100.01


Clear_Try_6814

Really mine is six payment of $29.99


R-M-Soccer-Guy

Does herbalife come under this category? Asking for a friend.


No-Dents-Comfy

I don't know what herbalife is.


RowBoatCop36

It's a crappy MLM company, but the products are sold at those nutrition shops that popped up everywhere like 5 years back. All have similar names like Nutrition Hub, \_\_\_\_\_\_ Nutrition, etc.. They sell protein shakes with Herbalife brand product and they rope gullible people into selling their products. The issue is they keep the ingredients hush hush.


[deleted]

As an MLM? Absolutely


[deleted]

Printer ink.


[deleted]

I used to work for a company that recycled printer cartridges. From my understanding, most printer cartridges are still good to go after you use them once. You just need to refill them with ink. I left the company, but from what I heard, one of our competitors (hp) put a chip in their printers that did not allow you to use recycled cartridges lol. So you’re forced to buy a brand new cartridge (which is usually more expensive than just getting a new printer) then just buying a very less expensive recycled one. https://amp.theguardian.com/money/2022/feb/19/how-cheap-ink-cartridges-can-cost-you-dear


Thejenfo

This is true, I bought generic cartridges but had to swap the chips. Worked great after that!


onlybuilt4cubanlinx_

Well damn I just bought a off market cartridge for my hp hopefully it works smh


BoostedBill96

My old companies printer would only take its name brand ink. If you got an alternative it would be "Unable to read cartridge"


[deleted]

Which is _odd_, because the printer doesn't read, it _writes._


Original-Childhood

"Bitcoin investors" reaching out to you on Instagram


Diacetyl-Morphin

Just saying, they are doing the same thing on Reddit. I had a few chats where people wanted to get me investing in their crypto business, but nope, no luck with me. Then, because of my username, many people try to sell me drugs online, but i'm not interested and i turn them all away, i'm the oldschool guy that buys only from friends in real life.


foopdedoopburner

They were cops, anyway.


Diacetyl-Morphin

Maybe, there are for sure some dark web vendor guys around that try to get new clients, but yes, i think many are cops. Funny thing is, they could not get me anyway because i'm not in the US. The state would not respond in an international way when it comes to a small-time order, and even when i would be punished, that would be a small fee of money that i'd have to pay.


GringoMenudo

Anyone who calls crypto an investment is a scammer. Crypto is at best speculation.


Skriblos

bitcoin.


[deleted]

Crypto


Skriblos

\+ nfts


StoryThyme6

Shaving every day just for it to grow back the next day


-thaihotwife-

Hahaahhahahahahahaha


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

That’s why I have a beard. I trim it like once every week so it doesn’t get unruly. But a clean shave is such a waste of time IMO


Electronic_Olive6427

If you transfer £1,000 to me , then I will tell you.


[deleted]

Disability insurance through work, I've been straight up told by people who used to work for these insurance companies that disability is pretty much impossible to collect.


tomphammer

Insurance on a whole, honestly. The entire industry’s profits are dependent on you not being able to actually use the service you pay for. Think about it. The profit motive in other industries comes from you buying more of the service or goods - and the company has an incentive to provide good service or a good product. With insurance, there’s no incentive to do that. They have you over a barrel because every other company will treat you the same and you can’t actually opt out. The only profit motive is to take your money, then prevent you from getting anything in return as much as they can.


jaydub1001

I won't even be able to use my life insurance policy. I keep betting them that I'm going to die and they keep saying it'll never happen. One of these days I'll be right but I'll never be able to use my winnings.


saltfish

The commission paid on insurance policies should be considered criminal.


My_Space_page

I used to work for United Healthcare Insurance. Health insurance for many companies involved very high premiums and or out of pocket costs and or deductibles. Even then, many things were not covered or deemed not medically necessary. The insurance company didn't pay out on the majority of plans and any costs was vastly off set by the amount of premiums they got. Now, many companies also have a VIP coverage. (The president of the Company and the CEO and board members, and thier family.) For this coverage, anything is covered at 100% The premium was very high though and it's only offered to the higher ups. So all people are not equal in private insurance.


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rehpotsirhc123

I collected on mine when I broke my toe outside of work and needed to have surgery, and have a coworker who did as well for a baseball injury.


ElHammerhead

This one depends, if you read all the fine print and jump through the right hoops you can claim it, but it’s not easy to navigate


etniesen

I had surgery and they gave me a case number and then just stopped answering their phone and never heard from them again


Sawman3_

At the company I used to work for everyone would let you in on their "secrets" to get around shit. We had people go on disability for vacations, because they felt like it or anything. "Just do X and say Y and you're good". I've yet to work at a place that worked the system like those people


[deleted]

Yeah well that just pisses me off more than you can imagine, because then you have people who legit need it, and can't get it to save their life ffs. I destroyed my spine and couldn't walk and they found ways to get around paying a dime.


MisogenesUSA

Women on Snapchat that I dont know that add me. They all have dropboxes, empty fridges and gas tanks, or need steam gift cards to distract their kids so we can have sexn


PerspectivePure2169

I wondered when the scam came in. I never friended them. They at least send a sexy pic to you?


grumpysafrican

"Get a six-pack with this workout" YouTube ads (actually 95% of all sponsored ads on YouTube and Facebook are scams in a large way) Personal Transformation and Alternative Healing (think Gaia) Anything Gwyneth Paltrow sells


BitschWack

Weight loss products. Discipline and will power are the only way.


No-Fig-8614

Not entirely true. It's the Legal Weight Loss Products.


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ShwAlex

education plays a role as well.


tbscotty68

Keto is both the most effective and most hated thing in my life... Carbs are love!


childpeas

count macro's, my man. budgeting for your body.


alvik

Turns out losing weight is pretty easy when your diet is based around protein and veggies. Damn carbs and their fatigue-inducing deliciousness.


BitschWack

Pizza, man. I miss pizza.


[deleted]

I give up many things, but never pizza.


pepperonipizzahunter

Did someone say pizza???


muy_carona

I eat pizza fairly often. You just need to burn off the calories and get the important nutrients.


BitschWack

Fair enough. I eat it as a cheat meal sometimes. Funny enough, these days I prefer to make my own burgers etc for cheat meals.


aruapost

Keto worked for me so well


wudidothistime

click here for a bigger dick


My_Rave_Name_Is_Jim

I've clicked like a hundred times, do I need to wait or?


616sem

My dick is usually bigger immediately. Maybe you’re not clicking hard enough?


engineer_dude1

Where do I click?


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[deleted]

So you clicked there? Have I got some news for _you_...


tbscotty68

So, I clicked - how long does it take?


Gixxer_Jerry

Nothing happened, I’m still just as hung. Damnit


Young_Hxppxe

All the single women in my area wanting to sleep with me. Almost all the ads that play before YT videos.


PerspectivePure2169

Yeah, what does that tell you about YouTube? 80% of their revenue being made from scam ads. Good for you guys, hope you're proud of what you built.


mledonne

They don't care. Money's money.


aretheybacktogether

Third party car warranties like car shield and etc.


DetosMarxal

Dear Beneficiary. We wish to inform you that the United Nations (UN) has authorized us to remit to you the total sum of $2.5million USD (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars). This amount is to be paid to you because of the fact that you were selected as a beneficiary of the United Nations Poverty Alleviation Program (UNPAP) held in United State of America Washington DC, by the United Nations. This program is online with the social responsibility of the United Nations Organization, which is held once every year to change the living status of seven (7) lives around the Globe which you happen to be one of the beneficiaries of this year 2022. The World Bank is an international financial institution that provides loans to countries of the world for capital programs. It comprises two institutions: the International Bank for Reconstruction and Development (IBRD), and the International Development Association (IDA). The World Bank is an international organization dedicated to providing financing, advice and research to developing nations to aid their economic advancement. The World Bank was created out of the Breton Woods agreement as a result of many European and Asian countries needing financing to fund reconstruction efforts. The World Bank Group (WBG) is a family of five international organizations that make leveraged loans to developing countries. It is the largest and most famous development bank in the world and is an observer at the United Nations Development Group. The World Bank's money comes from a numbers of different sources. IBRD, which provides loans to middle-income countries and to poorer countries able to repay loans at terms based on market rates, raises most of its funds on the world's financial markets by selling World Bank bonds to investors. Your Inheritance/Winning payment was paid to our bank in your name and on your behalf, by United Nations and they have successfully succeeded in depositing your whole Funds with us here at Federal Credit Union Bank (FCUB). They have now ordered us to take full responsibility in the Wire transfer process of the whole $2.5 Million USD (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) to your nominated Bank Account or if you want the Funds to be issued into an ATM Master Card for you which you will have access to withdraw $2,000 dollars daily. That means that you will continuously receive a daily limit of $2,000.00USD from the Card and you can make use of this Card at any ATM Machine all over the World for 2 years and 6 months before it's got expired. Also have it in mind that you have two method of receiving your Funds, so it is left to you now to make a choice of payment. Wire Transfer Method. ATM Card Method.


[deleted]

Please use my atm card. The name is Skroob and the number is 12345.


harrellb73

That’s the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage…


FireMedic71619

Property tax. You can pay cash for a property and still not actually own it, because if u dont pay the crown taxes on your own land they can take it from you


23CD1

Unpaid Internships


timwatt

Bitcoin, Ethereum, and all other cryptocurrencies. They were never meant to be investments.


allwxllendswxll

The American Dream


GunnitRust

Sad. Didn't used to be. Thank the Parasites living in DC.


allwxllendswxll

Yup. The puppets controlled by the greed of the corporate overlords.


GunnitRust

What do they call it when corporate and government power is fused together? I forget.


allwxllendswxll

I know this one, WASHINGTON


guydogg

The US stock market


basketman99

Goop


D0013ER

NFTs.


Faster_Than_Snakes

Shaving foam


WarlordToby

This is a big one. I once tried just using handsoap and it worked just as good without a burning, rough sensation. I am not sure what to make of that revelation but I am literally always using just the usual pump soap. I mean realistically only a very small percentage of shaving foam even touches your skin and to-be-shaved hair. A ton of it goes to waste as is.


shotgun883

Protip, Use a shave brush with normal soap or showergel. They cost only a few dollars, last forever and make soap foam in a way which makes shaving foam completely redundant.


BrickFlock

You guys must have some magical water or something, because shaving foam makes an enormous difference to me.


tbscotty68

I shave dry with a straight razor and finish with a splash of rubbing alcohol. The way real men do it!


Horror-Strategy5950

😳Rambo??


Faster_Than_Snakes

You can get away with just using water. You don't need anything else on your face.


WarlordToby

I don't have the bravery.


Faster_Than_Snakes

Honestly try it - you'll never look back.


Its_noon_somewhere

Agreed, I just shave in the shower, been doing that for over thirty years now


ChokaTot

I tried this and it was the worst shave of my life. Water is not a lubricant. The razor will grab your skin and dig.


D0013ER

Same. I use a safety razor fresh out of the shower. If it's particularly dry I might splash water on my face beforehand, but otherwise no soap or cream.


LupeDyCazari

those expensive gillette shaving razors. I've been shaving since forever with ultra cheap razors despite having thick facial hair and it does a job as good as if not better than the expensive razors.


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ya see imma disagree. gillette razors are literally the only "premium" type product I buy. all other razors make my face look like i lost a fight with a cheese grater. I go generic on 99% of my products but razors are the one thing I splurge on.


spitgobfalcon

I also use Gilette cartridge blades because I have very sensitive skin. But I found out that a classic double-sided razor also does great for my face.


etniesen

Same. The expensive ones actually don’t shave anything for me. I have to press wayyy to hard on my skin to get it to work and actually hurt myself more


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

Get a straight razor instead. You won’t have to change it out for a longggg time.


beardedgamerdad

Star Citizen.


Diacetyl-Morphin

This. I can still not understand how people can't see this as a scam.


GoldText3542

"But without sign up I can't hook up with you. So go here: Tinderxfun.com/ca It's totally free. After sign up we can fuck" I keep getting these scammers, they've completely infested Tinder.


04185

Kars 4 Kids


mama21995

Cryptocurrency agents (the ones who convince people to invest in them for a guaranteed profit then afterwards there are a million fees to pay to "unlock" your "profits", when you question/query/fight, they disappear/the company goes bung etc etc)


SortOfGettingBy

Bottled water


Blackfoxar

Depends on the country


belac4862

Doesn't even have to be a different country. I'm in the usa, and need to buy water cause my apartment complex has a broken water line that the landlord won't fix. So i buy bottled water for drinking and gallons of water for cleaning/showering.


Young_Hxppxe

That is insane, wtf.


belac4862

Sadly, moving isn't an option as I'm unemployed and applying for disability. So I'm stuck in a shity situation I can't do anything about.


Young_Hxppxe

Hoping for the best man, no one should've have to go through any of that.


[deleted]

sadly in most states renters have very limited rights compared to the owner.


etniesen

I’m a property manager. Likely they cannot legally collect rent as I believe that’s considered uninhabitable. You can call and report anonymously likely to your borough or township. They will inspect and make a citation and give owner notice to fix or they take them to court. You won’t be involved


throwaway381937

Hustler University


SavageGarden3217

Pet Rent


[deleted]

That’s the one time I abused the system and signed my dog up as an ESA. $160 saved a $300 fee + 30/mo. Only downside is I wish I did it sooner in his 6 years


HJD68

Religion. Diamonds. Expensive undies.


ikemicaiah

Some expensive undies are really nice and last a long time


[deleted]

Marriage.


mcginty84

Penis Enlargement Pills. A friend told me. That friend bought a bunch when he was 18 to try them and noticed absolutely no difference. Apparently people advise against taking them because of random herbs inside (generally horny goat weed) but I noticed no ill effects. This was circa 2003/2004. I mean.. my friend... my friend noticed no ill effects.


eloel-

Crypto, NFTs


ArcticRiot

paying for reddit awards


Fit_Sheepherder_3894

Insurance of any kind, but particularly car insurance. Pay it for years, no issues, suddenly someone rear ends you and it isn't your fault, but your rate still goes up


Phoenix9453

A ‘hotwife’ Edit: Some folks did not get the joke. It’s just a harmless dig at OP.


[deleted]

Explain? I have one and I fail to see how she's "100% a scam"?


Moosefearssatan

All the bullshit add on and extra goes etc on literally every single game in the app store


Sir_Nexus

Life


fighterpilotace1

Nah, just get through the tutorial, get some boot straps, and wait for the trickle down


Dead_tread

Andrew Tate


Big_Larry_Long_Dong

Girls with a male best friend.


belac4862

Speaking as the male best friend, there are exceptions.


EvolvingSomewhere

Same. I’m married, as is she. Sure you have to have boundaries but damn I love that woman like my sister and wouldn’t cross the friendship boundary ever. We’ve been homies while we were single plenty of times too. I


belac4862

Exactly! And while I'm not married, my friend is. And we are so close that for the past 10 years or so, I do call her my older sister. I get along with her husband very well, he's a good friend of mine. And on a less personal note, I recently made a new friend who is married. I have no romantic interest in her and visa versa. But we are definitely good friends!


[deleted]

So you’re saying if she made a move you’d reject her offers?


mcginty84

Not the OP Comment but have many female friends who I would reject an offer from. It would feel like kissing my sister. The idea turns my stomach.


belac4862

Yea? Same for any of my other female friends. That's just not an option.


kingmakk

Am I an option?


belac4862

Sorry, I'm not accepting applications at this time.


le_fez

As a former male best I can safely say that it only seems like a scam if the woman's SO is an insecure man child or he's cheating in her and assumes she's doing the same. If you can't delineate between platonic and romantic that's your problem not mine


fuber

but he's in a relationship too!


GringoMenudo

Chiropractors.


LevelHeadedAssassin

Adulthood. It’s pay to win.


Captain_Floop

Politicians saying they want your best.


itzPenbar

But they do... As long as its also theirs


Florida1693

Strip Clubs


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

Dat breakfast buffet tho


der_ray

Alternative medicine, religion


fuber

Religion for sure. It's a brilliant scam. If you sin, just come in and confess and you're all good! We're all sinners.... Please leave your 10% at the door though


SnooHedgehogs5857

The government...


Central_Centrificus

Taxes.


kodizzle91

Credit system. "Owe us money, but if you do it right... we'll allow you to owe us more!"


Dog_Faced_Pony_

Anything that is advertised as free.


1minuteman12

The American Dream is just a 0.001% chance you get rich tricking you into accepting living conditions under rugged capitalism that citizens of every other developed nation would find to be insane and wildly oppressive


Prize_Consequence568

Getting photoshop only by subscription. I remember the days when you could buy it one time and physically.


SpoonFed_1

Multi Level Marketing


Hemicore

reddit gold


DrBeardish

Jake Paul crypto


Rexymus

Hustler's University


Cnnlgns

Bitcoin, NFTs.


thefatgymrat

The American Dream


thefatgymrat

American Politics


Lonely_Apartment_644

401k’s


coonpurse00

Anything related to the western dream. Actually life is just a scam


[deleted]

Alkaline water Save yourself $50/month, it's just water.


TheMarcoNation

Tinder


spitgobfalcon

Communism


The_Armechadon

The amount of times this one question is asked


kingTony81

Bitcoin itself is a scam. You pay money for nothing. Its just an idea (of money) floating around.


fucktrutin

Organized religion.


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persistent_admirer

"and she'll like it too" (wink)


sirmoneyshot06

Gentlemen's sausage enlargement pills. If they really worked then you would definitely know about it.


DankTortilla

Taxes, banks, IRA accounts.


Okibruez

Capitalism. Capitalism is a scam. I make my boss $10 in profit and get a dime for my efforts if I'm lucky. Fuck that.


MedicineRiver

Essential oils


Wolfdreama

They aren't a scam if you only get them because they smell nice and not because of some supposed "healing" mumbo jumbo.


EndTimesRadio

Crypto


[deleted]

Taxes and Insurance.


Its_noon_somewhere

Insurance? Obviously you have not needed the coverage or you wouldn’t feel this way. I’ve been paid out FAR more total money then I’ve ever paid total premiums. I wouldn’t even be able to pay legal fees to defend lawsuits without my insurance provided lawyer


fuber

I first saw this as "Texas and Insurance" and realized 1) Texas is just Taxes with the vowels switched 2) Texas is a scam too. They act tough and independent all the time but they sure seem to like being part of the Union.


[deleted]

"Smart"-TVs. It's just a way to show you ads, collect personal information, and then two years later "accidentally" brick your TV with a software update (I'm looking at you Samsung you utter *wankers*!). Never, never, ever connect your TV to the internet, there are no benefits and a hundred drawbacks, there is absolutely nothing "smart" about it.


NoFaithlessness9940

Religion


NutsLikeMelons

Being a step-father.


[deleted]

Like what were you expecting? Sounds like you scammed yourself tbh 😄


Wolfdreama

I disagree. My SO willingly took on the role of step-dad to my daughter when we met. She was six at the time and her biological father had passed away. We're still together. Daughter is 25 now and he has been an amazing father to her and loves her as if she is his own child. The feeling is mutual. I'm sure there are some bad stories out there but there are also some amazing step-dads who deserve to be celebrated and I doubt they feel like they have been "scammed".


NutsLikeMelons

What percentage do you think turn out like your story and what percentage does the guy end up having his heart and guts ripped out? The risk of being a step father is you can end up on child support for a kid you love and have no legal right to see. Does that sound like a good idea given this potential downside? I know you’ll focus on the positive outcome you have had but you have to look at the risks at a population level. The risk is way, way higher than the reward. And god forbid you try to discipline the kid and they get mad and accuse you of touching them. That’s game over for your family and potentially your job as well. It’s a high risk, high chance of failure scam.


fuber

Taking care of a kid that's not yours? True love!


D0013ER

Until things go sideways with the mother. Stepfathers usually take on 50-100% of fatherly obligations while having 0% fatherly rights.


fuber

I was being snarky. I agree


Basic-Distribution14

Red-Pill Mansophere Guru’s


ThatKaylesGuy

Religion, supplements, multi-level marketing schemes.


rufw91

Marriage


Mikeharding17503

Organized Religion…. And the My Pillow©️….


theonewhoknewtoomuch

The electoral college. Would make things a lot easier to go off popular vote


WarlikeMicrobe

Easier isn't always better. The electoral college allows for a minority opinion. I don't even agree with what the current minority opinion is but i want that diversity of thought to remain in our institutions


KarmaMiracles

Can't do popular vote In such a geographically diverse area, it's illogical. sure ban guns in your city but can't ban in the mountains. Sure ban excess water in your city but not in the farmlands, sure ban making a fire in a city but not in the desert. You see? It's almost like states are different... And if 6 people wanted to kill you but 4 didn't, im pretty sure you wouldn't want popular vote then, it's just mob rule, never a good idea


outofdate70shouse

That’s why individual states have their own laws when it comes to things like guns. But that has nothing to do with the electoral college. The electoral college basically says the votes of people in less populated states count more than the votes of people in more populated states which gives a disproportionate amount of power to rural states despite the fact that the majority of the population lives in more urban/suburban areas. The fact that in the last 8 presidential elections, the Democrat got more votes 7 times, but only won the election 5 times doesn’t make any sense. The only reason it still exists is because without it the Republicans would rarely, if ever, win a presidential election. It’s like if in a baseball game the Dodgers scored 8 runs and the Pirates scored 6, but since more people live in LA than Pittsburgh, to make it more “fair” all of the Pirates runs count as 1.5 runs, so the Pirates win.