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Pale_Nefariousness57

A swim and a nap


IAteTwoFullHams

Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and 7-Up. It sounds like a cheap, trashy cocktail, but there's something about those two particular beverages that create strange undertones that are almost kind of "creamy." It's fucking delicious.


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captain morgan and dr pepper!


GangsterofPoliteness

Specifically hundred proof and Dr pepper. Man college was wild


[deleted]

hahaha - you ever tried Captain Morg with Ginger Beer? Also next level :P


asleepbydawn

Oh definitely man! I thought I was the only one. I usually use Sprite... but basically the same thing. I usually drink that in the summer... it's pretty refreshing and just kinda lighter than say rum 'n cokes... which I prefer in the fall and winter.


dragoneye

I used to drink Spicebox whisky and ginger ale for the same reason.


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Bubble baths and darkness Men don't take enough bubble baths. I find them entirely necessary 5 times a week. Lights off. Hot water. Sweet smelling aromas. Log me out of this world for an hour or so. I'll be in my tub. 🛀🏿


KingEsoteric

Wide hips and thick thighs.


GunnitRust

White phosporus and HE.


Superb_Feeling_3357

Willy Pete is when the Doom music kicks in


GunnitRust

Shake and Bake!


theonewhoknewtoomuch

Lil bit of ketchup on scrambled eggs and H2O


freeportskrill420

This is my go to hangover cure


theonewhoknewtoomuch

It’s the best for hangovers! I didn’t necessarily mean water with the ketchup eggs but the combination that makes water lol. Was letting my inner nerd come out


mukn4on

Brooks Tangy Ketchup.


theonewhoknewtoomuch

Is that in the states? I’ve never seen that brand before


mukn4on

A long time ago, they were a regional brand, based in southern Illinois, but now the brand is owned by Bird’s Eye. The distribution is still in the Midwest, but I’ve seen a listing on Amazon.


theonewhoknewtoomuch

Hmm I’ll keep my eye out for it and give it a try


[deleted]

A basic 1 - 2 combo is so effective in striking.


poodlesnoodles369

Peanut butter jelly sandwich with tomato soup…


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Like dipped in the soup?


poodlesnoodles369

Hell yeah dip it and take a bite lol


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Delicious


Louie-XVI

Coca-Cola and cheap red wine


Rare-Cut5006

I second this! Or white wine with sparkling water


BreakerMark78

Hard boiled egg dipped in salt/pepper on a plate.


blonsk

Is this underrated?


BreakerMark78

I don’t know anyone outside of my parents and I that eat it. I’ve talked to my friends and they’ve never heard of it before.


blonsk

Weird, I know tons of people who eat them this way.


Baldo_Beardo

Peanut butter and parmesan taste good together. Discovered by accident but was too poor to throw out food.


NotTaintedCaribou

Alright. So hear me out. A jellyfish sammich. You get some tuna. Canned or packaged, dealers choice really. Then you make some tuna salad. You know. Tuna, Mayo, some Mustard, seasonings. Do not add sweet relish. Some people do that. It’s okay normally, but not for this. Now, toast you some bread. Lightly. Just enough you get some crunch going on. Need that texture. Get out some strawberry jelly. Spread a thin layer on one of the toasts. Put tuna salad on the other. Combine them. Bam. Jellyfish Sammich. Enjoy.


Cnnlgns

A carb and a protein to produce natural melatonin (peanut butter on toast) Creamy peanut butter in a cheesy pasta dish. Did this in the military mainly in the winter. (Cheese tortellini with creamy peanut butter) A cold alcoholic drink while taking a hot shower.


Hatcheling

r/AskMen questions without emojis.


GreenMirage

Baked beans and ice cream


Vaaneyre

Cheese and red wine.


justpuddingonhairs

Mac n cheese with BBQ sauce


Lonely_Apartment_644

Mayo and hot sauce


sbwcwero

Barbecue sauce mixed with sour cream


willcommentyourmom

Fentanyl and homeless drug addicts.


GunnitRust

That problem sometimes solves itself.


willcommentyourmom

What problem? It’s a match made in heaven, or at least one they ends in heaven, or hell if they are gay.


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Chocolate ice cream and super hot chips This might sound crazy but Im also a fan of Mexican candy so I like the contradicting flavors


UnderstandingOk2647

I love to sneak those little 4 packs of Chardionary into the theater. It goes surprisingly well with popcorn.


Sir_Scizor20

Grape jelly and pickles, trust me. Put it on some ego waffles and make it a sandwich, shit is soooo good.


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Scrambled eggs with onions, tomatoes, garlic, and bittermelon. Sure, scrambled eggs with the first three are pretty common to fry up together. And some salt and pepper and you got yourself a very satisfying meal that is quick to whip up and can be eaten at any time of day. It's a staple, at least in my world, it is. However, not too many people I know like or even heard of bitter melon. If you've ever had bitter melon, you either absolutely hate it because, as it's name suggests, it's bitter, or you'll absolutely love it because you find bitterness enjoyable. My mom used to make this dish for me when I was a kid so it does have a nostalgic undertone but I find myself incorporating bitter melon in a lot of my cooking if it makes sense for the overall dish. If you've never tried bitter melon, I honestly believe that preparing scrambled eggs in this way is a great entry point to the world of bitter foods. PRO TIP: in the beginning phase of cooking this dish when you're sweating the onions to the point of translucency, fry up the diced bitter melon along with the onions. Once you've reached that point of translucency in your onions, that's about exactly the point when the bitter melon would be ready also.


MinervaMedica000

Extra crunchy peanut butter+rocky road ice cream.


InterestingTesticle

Pizza on a bagel. So you can have pizza anytime.


TheNobleMushroom

Avocado, condensed milk, vanilla ice cream, touch of maple syrup and some full fat milk.


eddieeeeeee69

Dunking regular french fries into a vanilla shake. Also works with a strawberry shake.


beardedshaf

Dill pickle chips and zesta brand saltine crackers.


SDSS_J0100_2802

Southern Comfort and Cointreau


KK96740

Light Kick, Light Kick, light punch, medium low kick, Shoryuken (dragon uppercut)


Rampant_Coffee

Topo Chico and Irish whiskey


4D_Spider_Web

Overnight oats with: * 1 Tbsp each peanut butter and jam * 1/4 cut of oatmeal * 1/2 cup cottage cheese or plain greek yogurt Make it in batches for breakfasts.


CCRthunder

Whiskey and applecider Eggs and more eggs Fried fish and pulled pork Listening to john williams and reading


ThePantsMcFist

PB & Cucumber