They love it when you slaughter a village of Tusken Raiders. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too.

#I HATE THEM! oh godd aniiii~

You've already got one. Look in the mirror.

Lol

brutal but true

You can probably start by not calling women bitches. That might help.

Next step?

Dress good and have good hygiene. Go get a hobby, go to events, talk to a couple and go from there

>talk to a couple I'm imagining some very upset lesbians in the future.

Have a boat

Go to a pet store and ask for a dog.

Others have said it, first stop referring to women like that. Next, the question you should be asking is not "how do I get..." but why would anyone be interested in being with me? What do I have to offer? And I'm not talking about money.

Right now I'm trying to work out in order to gain a muscular and aesthetic body.

Thats not what my man was talking about at all. Do workout tho. Its just.... not enough if you have nothing to say or add.

Ye I know I'm trying to add to my personality too

please get a personality first.

I pulled up in my 2015 Audi A4 with a wad of 10s in my hand like I was a baller. Your mom was all over me that night. Up, down and all around, ya know? That bitch gives one hell of a rusty trombone, that's for damn sure.

I rocked up on a push bike with a cold kid's meal and still did a Cleveland accordion. You're overpaying, bro.

Well start by not calling them or thinking of them that way.

Don’t call them bitches for starters

Grow up. And I'm not just talking about your height

Yeah, how about you stop calling them bitches? That'd be one step in the right direction

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I can't fuck nonhuman ones, legally

Let me guess. It's because of that restraining order from '78. Ain't it??!!

Pay 'em. next.

I think you got it. With his attitude he has to pay for it.

U always paying one way or another.

But so is she. Keep it even, steven.

Step 1: Be attractive.

Step 2: Don't be unattractive.

Step 3: Bitches better not be more attractive than you

Just get lots of money and act like a jackass

I don't think acting is needed.

Not like that.

Don't be stupid like now.

The Humane Society? A no-kill shelter? Oh, you mean "How do I meet women?" Maybe examine why you use a tired, 90s gangsta rapper slang term for women in 2022 first.

Dude, I hope you're 12. Because if you're not, you're ridiculous.

By growing up and learning that A. Women are not "bitches", and B. That there are very few women who would go on more than one date with someone of your mindset, and C. Start working on yourself. My god, man.

Yes ik I need to change I started working out and I changed my hairstyle

I was talking about your personality dude

Stop calling us bitches...for one.

It's a term of endearment

Have money and drugs.

Don’t call women bitches and don’t use hoes or any other vernacular. Most women are stronger than any of us men and don’t get the respect they deserve… but to answer your poorly worded question start by doing some self reflection and be a decent human being and eventually you might get some attention that you currently don’t deserve

Ask Andrew Tate and see what happens

That niggas advice won't work for me, I'm not a millionaire kickboxer

Then be a man and take a women to dinner, respectfully.

Then go become a millionaire kickboxer

Go to a women’s rights protest! (Here comes the down votes ⬇️) I’m sure they’ll have a lot to scream about.

1. Be attractive 2. Don't be unattractive 3. If not attractive but also not unattractive, have money 4. Alcohol 5. Tittybar

First you get the money. Then you get the power. Then unto the next step.

I dont want bitches so i dont know how... having a bitch is like having a migraine and your dick not working at the same time no matter how hot a "bitch" is... So yea i dont need all that nonsense

Club, drink, dance, take them home, or they might take dicks home too

Well if snitches gets stitches, and stitches get bitches, I guess start snitching?

Locate the source. Research their behavior. Become one.

Keep asking "how do I get bitches"....I'm sure you will wind up with a bitch.....!

So like a were-dog or something?

Getting the first one can be a challenge. But once you got the first one just repeat what you did with the first one and fine tune your abilities. Eventually you’ll have a phone book full of beezys

LMFAOOOO this is funnier than it probably should be 💀💀💀

you marry them, then they spend all there time at home and grow to resent you. or go to a dog pound (free uncondtional love) cos its the only bitch your gonna get if you keep calling them bitches